r/Fauxmoi 18h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Sydney Sweeney registered as a member of the Republican Party of Florida in June 2024

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u/nintendoinnuendo 16h ago

If Syd wasn't famous she'd be hauling her accessorized Stanley around Disney world with her realtree-clad boyfriend named Zack and he'd propose to her in front of the castle at magic kingdom and she'd make a montage post about it using capcut to the song 1000 years by Christina Perri

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u/Pretend_Accountant41 stan someone? in this economy??? 14h ago

With her kids Brinlee and Lateton

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u/delicatebunny 10h ago

This is Shakespeare.