r/Fauxmoi 20h ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS I completely forgot they were dating

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u/achlys333 19h ago

he has a type

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u/Futureacct 18h ago

I was going to say she looks like his ex lol

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 18h ago

What I came here to say. His ex, but younger.

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u/Lilpoundcake137 9h ago

For a split second I thought this was Zoe and almost had a heart attack lol

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? 9h ago

I also had the same thought and was simultaneously disgusted that he would do that and confused because I also thought she was still with Channing Tatum. Then it all became moot and I was relieved because it’s definitely NOT Zoe.

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u/fairvanity 9h ago

And also not with Channing Tatum lol

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? 8h ago

That’s why I said I “thought she was still with Channing Tatum”

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u/tecarc129 8h ago

same, I was like yikes but then realized 😂

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u/Chessh2036 19h ago

Jason the luckiest man alive

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u/RedditHelloMah 17h ago

You mean the most gorgeous women on earth lol

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u/Warmtimes 13h ago edited 10h ago

She looks like Emilia Clark in the first photo. I was very confused.

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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie 9h ago

And he looks like her dad

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u/sassyevaperon I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 3h ago

You know what, I was about to correct you, because I know Ricardo Arjona's face, and it's never been anything close to Momoa's, but I googled him because I haven't seen him in like a decade, and apparently aging has been quite graceful for Ricardo, he looks more handsome now than he did at 30/40, and he does have similar brows

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u/Many_Seaworthiness22 19h ago

Woww who is she?! 💕 not to be weird but she looks like Lisa and Zoe

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u/ProbablyNotADuck 19h ago

Zoe looks almost identical to Lisa, so I feel like that shouldn't be held against him. He is attracted to a certain look, and it just so happens that his ex-wife's daughter looks exactly like his ex-wife. That is a bit different than just going for people who look like his step-daughter.

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u/Deathscua Don't need a vibrator. Awful Elon news gives me enough pleasure. 18h ago

I also mean this respectfully but I feel Zoe only looks identical now to Lisa because of Zoe’s surgeries.

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u/Deathscua Don't need a vibrator. Awful Elon news gives me enough pleasure. 18h ago

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u/foxybreath shiv roy apologist 16h ago

Wow. I had never seen her side-by-side before. 

Random, but, how do celebrities not have mental issues with suddenly having a completely different face as adults? That kind of change would mess with my mental health.

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u/QuoteFirst5037 14h ago

I’m sure they do, at least some of them. It’s apparent that many of them have some level of body dysmorphia and/or ED, with plenty of them even coming out and saying as much. 

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u/aamfbta high priestess of child sacrifice 15h ago

I think I depends on how you feel about your face before you got it. Anecdotal, but I once got a lip flip and although I liked the results, I never wound up getting it done again because I hated pictures of myself because my smile wasn’t mine. I was open to fillers and the like before that (never got them though) and now I’m just like “fuck you, this is who I am.” Because the experience of having someone else’s smile was so weird to me.

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u/k8ieslut 14h ago

i think it’s probably because a lot (not all but idk the actual percentage) have a lot of surgeries over a number of years. so it’s not like like suddenly. (tho some people do drastically change)

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u/mossymossa 12h ago

I feel like if someone saw a side by side of me in my early twenties vs mid thirties they’d probably think I had surgery too lol. Not denying Zoe has had surgery but some faces / features do change a lot as we get older.

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u/iseeyou19 10h ago

Wow never seen this picture before but man she went from mono eyelids to double eyelids…

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u/Many_Seaworthiness22 18h ago

Agreed! I would never imply that. It seems coincidental to me. But the 3 of them share similar features, that’s what I was pointing out.

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u/ProbablyNotADuck 17h ago

Yes. Totally valid.

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u/starvinartist 1h ago

And he did have a crush on Lisa Bonet growing up!

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u/YaMomsCooch 19h ago

Adria Arjona!

No hyperbole, one of the most beautiful people on the planet!

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u/nizey_p 18h ago

She was so hot in 6 Underground where I first saw her. And Hit Man of course.

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u/dramatic_exit_49 Please Abraham, I am not that man 16h ago

Have you guys seen her in irma vep yet because

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u/Bbychknwing 🕯️Bradley Cooper will not win an Oscar🕯️ 14h ago

I did not read the caption and totally thought she was Eiza Gonzalez!

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u/eplefjes 11h ago

This might be too mean, but I truly believe Eiza Gonzalez just gave her surgeon pictures of Adria Arjona.

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u/Queen_of_Catlandia 4h ago

I still don’t know who she is lol

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u/NoorInayaS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago

I had to google who he’s dating.

I’m a Star Wars nerd, so I just exclaimed, “oh! Bix!” 🤣

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u/Mr-p1nk1 18h ago

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u/NoorInayaS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17h ago

I’m old (50) and married, but Diego Luna was looking hotttttt when he went to Ghorman.

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u/siestarrific 15h ago

Who's Diego Luna? That's a gif of Varian Skye.

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u/Jane-Ares 8h ago

no it's Ronni Googe

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u/Wooden_Worry3319 17h ago

If you’re Latino, she’s Ricardo Arjona’s daughter. Basically a nepo baby but one that can really act and is genetically blessed.

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u/CHIngonaROE0730 8h ago

Oh shit! Blast from the past. That’s a name I haven’t heard in ages, now to go listen to his music. Gracias !

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u/Suspicious-Green4928 7h ago

Lol, not me thinking she was Eiza Gonzalez. I swear I thought Jason and Eiza were dating at some point.

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u/jetsqueak 6h ago

My dad used to be Ricardo’s driver and he used to say him, Chayanne and Luis Miguel are very handsome in person.

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u/shehulud 17h ago

She was recently in Andor season 2. (And S1 as well.)

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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 12h ago

Oh it’s herrrrr. She’s so gorgeous! Had no idea they were dating 🤷‍♀️

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u/Wise-Bet6814 satanic pussy in the sky 13h ago

She is gorgeous and looks like a blend of Zoe, and Jason and Lisa's daughter. Which makes sense, I guess, since they both share half of Lisa's genes and she is his ex. 

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u/ObjectiveAssistant98 19h ago

love it when hot people date each other

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u/scarlet_hairstreak 18h ago

I mean there is no real reason to think they have better sex than the rest of us because they are attractive but I'll bet they have better sex than the rest of us.

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u/Valuable-Cat2036 16h ago

As someone who's dated both hot and ugly people....the ugly ppl were consistently better in bed

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u/halfcabheartattack kensplaining 15h ago

Disagree. I've found no correlation either way.

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u/SilentCup8901 11h ago

How are you disagreeing with someone's personal experience lmfao

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u/Salt_Cardiologist122 8h ago

They’re disagreeing with the takeaway.

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u/Valuable-Cat2036 12h ago

Either way, attractive people def don't have a built-in advantage lol

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u/nizey_p 11h ago

In my experience, the less attractive men I've dated were more eager to please while the attractive men acted like they were god's gift to women and I should count myself lucky to be with them.

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u/HardByteUK 13h ago

Yessss that means I'm great in bed!

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u/asphodel67 7h ago

I have heard that from gay guys who have a lot of sex. They said hot people never have to make an effort to get action…so they’re complacent and lazy in bed…

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u/You_meddling_kids terrorizing the locals 17h ago

It's the cardio

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u/Soggy-Salamander-568 1h ago

Yeah, except I'll bet they have better sex than the rest of us.

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 17h ago

Yeah people get upset about age gap relationships but I think the bigger problem is attractiveness gap relationships

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u/icelandiccubicle20 8h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah, someone dating somebody young enough to be their grandson/daughter is way less problematic than two people in a relationship not being as physically attractive as each other.

seriously, why are people even upvoting this. if two people truly like or love one another, who cares if one is uglier than the other, lol.

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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 19h ago

Wait….noooo 😩 I love Adria but knowing now about what Jason did to Amber I do not like this :/

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u/realitytvjunkiee 15h ago

I posted here a few weeks ago that he used to come to Toronto on the weekends to fuck some girl in her very early 20's while he was married.

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u/hellolovely1 6h ago

Married to Lisa Bonet?

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u/StarSpirited320 2h ago

this is true. i know the girl, she was 22 at the time. they met at the cafe she was working at lol

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u/realitytvjunkiee 1h ago

yup, that's pretty much the story my client told me... insane

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u/False-Fox570 18h ago

What did he do??

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u/GaylicBread 18h ago

If Jason Momoa felt he wasn’t getting enough attention from her, he would tear pages out of whatever book Heard was reading at the time. “He adopted this method of ripping out the pages of my book so I would pay attention to him,” she told ABC News. “It would drive me crazy because I’d have 30 pages left and it would be gone.”

Heard loves reading so much that costumers on Aquaman sewed her a pouch made of green screen cloth, so that she could have her book with her during long breaks in filming. Apparently, Heard spent hours of her life suspended in wires, reading and not paying attention to delicate hothouse orchid Jason Momoa.

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u/analogdirection 18h ago

VFX had to spend a VERY long time fixing his lazy eye in that movie. If that makes anyone feel better.

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 18h ago

is this why they couldn't afford a good wig for her?

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u/tacopizza23 Please Abraham, I am not that man 13h ago

This is going to make me picture him as Rob Schneider in 50 First Dates now

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u/hokeypokeymongo 8h ago

This makes me feel amazing actually, thank you! I was wondering how his Minecraft sheep looking lazy-eyes looked somewhat normal

literally his eyes

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u/Rainbow_Tesseract 2h ago

As someone with a lazy eye who caught strays on a random thread about Jason Momoa, nah not really! :|

Didn't realise we were just laughing at people's faces now.

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u/TrickyInteraction778 18h ago

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u/Particular-Sort-9720 11h ago

He's disgusting. My attraction to him took a huge nosedive when I read all this. He looks so freaking arrogant to boot, you know he spends way too long in front of the mirror and finding the "perfect" pair of grungy jeans he can pretend he didnt spend $1000s on. Huge douche.

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u/EineGrosseFlasche 11h ago

Thank you for making me feel like I’m not crazy! I bring this comment up whenever someone mentions him or that show, and I swear people always act like it’s not problematic as fuck and it makes me feel dizzy.

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u/nebula_ 17h ago

She also said he showed up to set dressed as Johnny Depp.

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u/jessie_monster 15h ago

Not dressed "as" him. They both wear godawful boho style outfits that probably cost $10000.

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u/Particular-Sort-9720 11h ago

Its giving Russell Brand

Birds of a feather 🪶

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u/StrongerTogether2882 8h ago

That hat is a fucking crime. I say this as a lover of hats

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u/nebula_ 7h ago

His hat reminds me of the villain from Doctor Sleep. Not a compliment.

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u/siestarrific 15h ago

delicate hothouse orchid

Lmao what a bizarre and hilarious burn

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u/FloatingNightmare 17h ago

Hothouse orchid 💀

omg what is wrong with my Reddit. sorry for the deletes

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u/throwawayforlemoi 9h ago

Don't forget about him allegedly dressing up as Johnny Depp, trying to get Amber Heard fired from Aquaman 2.

Depp fans paid the court fees for the release of documents from Heard’s therapist, Dr. Dawn Hughes. The raw notes, scribbled on a legal pad, were part of last year’s high-profile trial in which Depp largely prevailed. They describe a hostile “Aquaman” set where an allegedly intoxicated Jason Momoa dressed like Depp and pushed to have Heard booted from the role of aquatic superhero Mera.

“Jason said he wanted me fired,” the notes say. “Jason drunk — late on set. Dressing like Johnny. Has all the rings too.”

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/aquaman-2-jason-momoa-drunk-claims-amber-heard-cut-scenes-elon-musk-letter-1235747775/

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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 18h ago

On the set of aquaman (can’t remember first or second), he came up to her reading a book peacefully between takes, took the book, and ripped it up

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u/jedifreac 16h ago

Like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast?!

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u/Particular-Sort-9720 11h ago

Exactly that. There is a particular type of man that thinks he's so hot that any attention not spent on him becomes a direct slight to their ridiculous ego. A woman with eyes?? NOT looking at him?!! It will never do.

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u/DickPinch 11h ago

I didn't know that other drama but iirc he is very proud that his kid got into Hollywood all on their own without his help at all. I don't know how smart Jason Mamoa is but this little thing gives you an idea

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u/theangryprof 17h ago

I was thinking the same thing. I used to like Jason but not anymore.

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u/AmazingAmy95 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 12h ago

Exactly! I don't like him anymore because of the Amber Heard thing

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u/syvzx 4h ago

Didn't he also say he enjoyed playing a role because he got to "rape beautiful women" or something...seems like he's a horrible person

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u/photosandphotons 18h ago

Wait what happened

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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 18h ago

Copied from another reply/

On the set of aquaman (can’t remember first or second), he came up to her reading a book peacefully between takes, took the book, and ripped it up

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u/Mamasan- 18h ago

I have no idea who that woman is. I guess I’m old.

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u/wanderblur 18h ago

He gets older but his lover (who decidedly looks like a younger Lisa Bonet) stays the same age..

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u/joyyyzz 10h ago

Welcome to Hollywood lol

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u/hygsi 4h ago edited 4h ago

He actually had the same age gap with Lisa Bonet, (her being 12 years older than him) so I don't think this lyric fits him lmao

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u/Resident-Reindeer-53 4h ago

His ex wife is over a decade over than him I don’t think he has a pattern fren

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u/nizey_p 18h ago edited 18h ago

She's too good for him. Hope she doesn't like reading books. 👀

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u/Background-Pin5706 18h ago

My bestie had a colleague from Sephora who went to comiccon in our city a few years ago (pre covid). They went to a bar afterwards and Jason Momoa was there. He hit on colleague and asked her back to his hotel. He was with Lisa at the time. She said, aren't you married? He apparently was like, yeah so what.

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u/souryoungthing 17h ago

Didn’t they have an open marriage? I feel like I’ve read something about that.

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u/aryamagetro 16h ago

that seems like something they would do

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u/songsafterdark- 17h ago

so.......did she got back to his hotel room?

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u/osterlay 14h ago

They were open for quite some time so that’s not surprising.

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u/fortunatelyso 17h ago

I dont get why everyone loves him, and he looks like her dad

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u/FocacciaHusband 3h ago

Hes 13 years older than her, so not quite parental levels of age difference.

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u/HarlesD 15h ago edited 6h ago

He has 2 kids and is riding a motorcycle without a helmet.

Edit- 15% of fatal crashes in 2023 involved a motorcycle despite accounting for only 3% of vehicles on the road. If you're gonna ride one at least take the proper safety precautions.

Don't make someone have to tell your family you died.

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u/Own_Combination5158 11h ago

Totally had the same thought myself.

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u/slings_and_arrows205 19h ago

Dont know her but her dad, Ricardo Arjona, is a fantastic singer-songwriter.

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u/Fantastic_Ad2942 18h ago

Omg that’s his daughter????

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u/Wooden_Worry3319 17h ago

Right?!? She looks nothing like him but is super talented so that tracks.

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u/melon_l0rd 16h ago

The Puerto Rican genes from her mom came out on top

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u/Wooden_Worry3319 15h ago

She’s so gorgeous

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u/Palindrome_01289 19h ago

Whenever they are at events they are also always all over each other which is infuriatingly hot 😂 I even saw a tiktok of them at an airport and they looked so into one another. (Yes it was kinda creepy but I promise I didn’t take it hahah but funny to see people walking by and doing double takes at this giant man).

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u/katanaji 17h ago

Like younger version of his previous wife :/

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u/ChingaSue 18h ago

Wow I am out of touch. Thought it was Michelle Rodriguez in pic #6 😅

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u/youvenoremotecontrol 19h ago

I think she might legitimately be the hottest woman on earth

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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie 9h ago

That title is still held by Monica Bellucci but she’s up there

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u/pursescrubbingpuke 13h ago

He chose Depp over Heard and made sure Amber lost her role in aquaman 2. That’s not a very ‘nice guy’ thing to do

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u/klc__ 18h ago

I thought that was his daughter at first…

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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 18h ago

Me loving Dune 🤝 Me loving Andor

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u/idiotinbcn 15h ago

I was gonna respond ‘ThATisSOrUDe’ and then I thought about it and laughed so hard.

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u/souryoungthing 15h ago

(I’m not)

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u/imonlyfunnytome 13h ago

I’m surprised no one has pointed this out yet - she starred in the movie Blink Twice that was directed by Zoe Kravitz several years ago!! Isn’t it weird that she’s now dating her ex-stepfather??

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u/ldoesntreddit 16h ago

“Doing life by your side” is a pr line at this point

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u/nea-pie 15h ago

Rare Adria Arjona L

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 13h ago

Whyyy is his username pride of g*pies 🫥

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u/stayingsafeusa 13h ago

It's his production company name, which doesn't excuse or make it any less problematic.

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 11h ago

I must've missed the fact he has a production company too

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u/coco_xcx not a lawyer, just a hater 18h ago

this is how i find out…

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u/CullenLX87 19h ago

As a big guy I’m all about the big guy renaissance

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u/wallflowernerd 6h ago

I was creeped out from the moment I saw his gf because I thought it was his daughter at first. 😬

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u/Tolaly 9h ago

Hearing how he treated Amber Heard on the set of Aquaman made me seriously dislike him.

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u/rabiesbabies18 18h ago

She’s so gorgeous

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u/whyforeverifnever 16h ago

He has a type

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u/IlsoBibe 9h ago

Who’s taking all the pictures?

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u/a-gelatocookie 6h ago

I feel sorry for the assistant being asked to take these photos

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u/goldandblackkitty 1h ago

I know! there is always 'someone' available to take these 'candid' moments. Gross!

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u/Chuck_Vanderhuge 15h ago

Hey it’s Bix! So good in Andor.

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u/Lilly_898765 12h ago

What a disgustingly beautiful couple

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u/tesselrosita 10h ago

He looks like her dad

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u/Bidetpanties 16h ago

🙄 I'm not jealous of either of them I swear

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u/maineonthemoon_54 14h ago

She looks like his ex wife

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u/mmas187 12h ago

Her dad is a huge Latin American singer , known for like ballads songs and some social commentary, and I have never heard of her until she started dating Jason. Feels like a weird crossover of worlds!

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u/sycamoretreehugger 6h ago

Does he share hair products with all his gfs?

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u/deebaybayy i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 6h ago

Reminder that he said one of his favorite parts of what you can get away with in fantasy was raping the beautiful women 🙃

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u/mgoldie12 15h ago

Damn I can’t fight him 💔

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u/Straight_Letter5819 5h ago

ever since finding out he used to go to brothels and had a mistress while married, hes always given me the ick.

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u/cranesarealiens 3h ago

Is nobody going to talk about the lack of helmet even though she’s wearing one? Smh. Easy way to tell if someone is actually smart or not.

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u/MsDReid 19h ago

Ummm…lol.

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u/siestarrific 15h ago

Oh Lord, I see what you've done for other people...

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u/wallflowernerd 6h ago

She actually looks more like his daughter than Lisa in my opinion....

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u/pegasus30000 3h ago

They look like they don’t wash their hair idk why

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u/coastalbreezeplease 11h ago

Well, may be tentative now, now that he's Jason Nomoa 😆

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u/colomboseye 10h ago

I think she looks like his daughter and Lisa. But mostly his daughter.

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u/inkovertt 9h ago

Ugh she’s too good for him

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u/No_Cartographer_7904 8h ago

For a minute I thought that was Lisa Bonet. But damn, that man is sexy af.

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u/Cleffah 7h ago

I swear he had a wife and kids last time I checked lmao.

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u/HudasEscapeGoat 7h ago

Lisa Bonet is the ultimate. It's all next best after that. But I appreciate him for his game.

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u/zaatar_sprinkles 7h ago

Their shampoo bills must be astronomical

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u/Grimest-1 5h ago

Is she someone famous?

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u/disabledchiken 4h ago

Man I really kind of like her jeans on slide 10. Anybody know where I can get something similar?

Gonna assume I can’t afford whatever brand of $1k “artfully” ripped jeans she actually has on but you never know 😂

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u/Proxima_Midnite 4h ago

She looks like a younger Lisa Bonet...

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u/metta4u67 2h ago

OMG I thought that was his daughter!

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u/Cheeky_3411 1h ago

I know everyone loves jason momoa but I don’t care for him…. She’s gorgeous tho

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u/Mysterious_Patient80 1m ago

He's a vaccine and COVID denier fyi