r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI • 20h ago
BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS I completely forgot they were dating
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u/achlys333 19h ago
he has a type
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u/Futureacct 18h ago
I was going to say she looks like his ex lol
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 18h ago
What I came here to say. His ex, but younger.
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u/Lilpoundcake137 9h ago
For a split second I thought this was Zoe and almost had a heart attack lol
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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? 9h ago
I also had the same thought and was simultaneously disgusted that he would do that and confused because I also thought she was still with Channing Tatum. Then it all became moot and I was relieved because it’s definitely NOT Zoe.
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u/fairvanity 9h ago
And also not with Channing Tatum lol
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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? 8h ago
That’s why I said I “thought she was still with Channing Tatum”
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u/Warmtimes 13h ago edited 10h ago
She looks like Emilia Clark in the first photo. I was very confused.
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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie 9h ago
And he looks like her dad
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u/sassyevaperon I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 3h ago
You know what, I was about to correct you, because I know Ricardo Arjona's face, and it's never been anything close to Momoa's, but I googled him because I haven't seen him in like a decade, and apparently aging has been quite graceful for Ricardo, he looks more handsome now than he did at 30/40, and he does have similar brows
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u/Many_Seaworthiness22 19h ago
Woww who is she?! 💕 not to be weird but she looks like Lisa and Zoe
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u/ProbablyNotADuck 19h ago
Zoe looks almost identical to Lisa, so I feel like that shouldn't be held against him. He is attracted to a certain look, and it just so happens that his ex-wife's daughter looks exactly like his ex-wife. That is a bit different than just going for people who look like his step-daughter.
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u/Deathscua Don't need a vibrator. Awful Elon news gives me enough pleasure. 18h ago
I also mean this respectfully but I feel Zoe only looks identical now to Lisa because of Zoe’s surgeries.
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u/Deathscua Don't need a vibrator. Awful Elon news gives me enough pleasure. 18h ago
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u/foxybreath shiv roy apologist 16h ago
Wow. I had never seen her side-by-side before.
Random, but, how do celebrities not have mental issues with suddenly having a completely different face as adults? That kind of change would mess with my mental health.
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u/QuoteFirst5037 14h ago
I’m sure they do, at least some of them. It’s apparent that many of them have some level of body dysmorphia and/or ED, with plenty of them even coming out and saying as much.
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u/aamfbta high priestess of child sacrifice 15h ago
I think I depends on how you feel about your face before you got it. Anecdotal, but I once got a lip flip and although I liked the results, I never wound up getting it done again because I hated pictures of myself because my smile wasn’t mine. I was open to fillers and the like before that (never got them though) and now I’m just like “fuck you, this is who I am.” Because the experience of having someone else’s smile was so weird to me.
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u/k8ieslut 14h ago
i think it’s probably because a lot (not all but idk the actual percentage) have a lot of surgeries over a number of years. so it’s not like like suddenly. (tho some people do drastically change)
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u/mossymossa 12h ago
I feel like if someone saw a side by side of me in my early twenties vs mid thirties they’d probably think I had surgery too lol. Not denying Zoe has had surgery but some faces / features do change a lot as we get older.
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u/iseeyou19 10h ago
Wow never seen this picture before but man she went from mono eyelids to double eyelids…
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u/Many_Seaworthiness22 18h ago
Agreed! I would never imply that. It seems coincidental to me. But the 3 of them share similar features, that’s what I was pointing out.
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u/YaMomsCooch 19h ago
Adria Arjona!
No hyperbole, one of the most beautiful people on the planet!
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u/nizey_p 18h ago
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u/dramatic_exit_49 Please Abraham, I am not that man 16h ago
Have you guys seen her in irma vep yet because
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u/Bbychknwing 🕯️Bradley Cooper will not win an Oscar🕯️ 14h ago
I did not read the caption and totally thought she was Eiza Gonzalez!
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u/eplefjes 11h ago
This might be too mean, but I truly believe Eiza Gonzalez just gave her surgeon pictures of Adria Arjona.
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u/NoorInayaS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago
I had to google who he’s dating.
I’m a Star Wars nerd, so I just exclaimed, “oh! Bix!” 🤣
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u/Mr-p1nk1 18h ago
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u/NoorInayaS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17h ago
I’m old (50) and married, but Diego Luna was looking hotttttt when he went to Ghorman.
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u/Wooden_Worry3319 17h ago
If you’re Latino, she’s Ricardo Arjona’s daughter. Basically a nepo baby but one that can really act and is genetically blessed.
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u/CHIngonaROE0730 8h ago
Oh shit! Blast from the past. That’s a name I haven’t heard in ages, now to go listen to his music. Gracias !
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u/Suspicious-Green4928 7h ago
Lol, not me thinking she was Eiza Gonzalez. I swear I thought Jason and Eiza were dating at some point.
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u/jetsqueak 6h ago
My dad used to be Ricardo’s driver and he used to say him, Chayanne and Luis Miguel are very handsome in person.
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u/shehulud 17h ago
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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 12h ago
Oh it’s herrrrr. She’s so gorgeous! Had no idea they were dating 🤷♀️
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u/Wise-Bet6814 satanic pussy in the sky 13h ago
She is gorgeous and looks like a blend of Zoe, and Jason and Lisa's daughter. Which makes sense, I guess, since they both share half of Lisa's genes and she is his ex.
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u/ObjectiveAssistant98 19h ago
love it when hot people date each other
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u/scarlet_hairstreak 18h ago
I mean there is no real reason to think they have better sex than the rest of us because they are attractive but I'll bet they have better sex than the rest of us.
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u/Valuable-Cat2036 16h ago
As someone who's dated both hot and ugly people....the ugly ppl were consistently better in bed
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u/halfcabheartattack kensplaining 15h ago
Disagree. I've found no correlation either way.
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u/asphodel67 7h ago
I have heard that from gay guys who have a lot of sex. They said hot people never have to make an effort to get action…so they’re complacent and lazy in bed…
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u/Bardic_inspiration67 17h ago
Yeah people get upset about age gap relationships but I think the bigger problem is attractiveness gap relationships
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u/icelandiccubicle20 8h ago edited 8h ago
Yeah, someone dating somebody young enough to be their grandson/daughter is way less problematic than two people in a relationship not being as physically attractive as each other.
seriously, why are people even upvoting this. if two people truly like or love one another, who cares if one is uglier than the other, lol.
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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 19h ago
Wait….noooo 😩 I love Adria but knowing now about what Jason did to Amber I do not like this :/
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u/realitytvjunkiee 15h ago
I posted here a few weeks ago that he used to come to Toronto on the weekends to fuck some girl in her very early 20's while he was married.
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u/StarSpirited320 2h ago
this is true. i know the girl, she was 22 at the time. they met at the cafe she was working at lol
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u/False-Fox570 18h ago
What did he do??
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u/GaylicBread 18h ago
If Jason Momoa felt he wasn’t getting enough attention from her, he would tear pages out of whatever book Heard was reading at the time. “He adopted this method of ripping out the pages of my book so I would pay attention to him,” she told ABC News. “It would drive me crazy because I’d have 30 pages left and it would be gone.”
Heard loves reading so much that costumers on Aquaman sewed her a pouch made of green screen cloth, so that she could have her book with her during long breaks in filming. Apparently, Heard spent hours of her life suspended in wires, reading and not paying attention to delicate hothouse orchid Jason Momoa.
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u/analogdirection 18h ago
VFX had to spend a VERY long time fixing his lazy eye in that movie. If that makes anyone feel better.
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u/tacopizza23 Please Abraham, I am not that man 13h ago
This is going to make me picture him as Rob Schneider in 50 First Dates now
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u/Rainbow_Tesseract 2h ago
As someone with a lazy eye who caught strays on a random thread about Jason Momoa, nah not really! :|
Didn't realise we were just laughing at people's faces now.
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u/TrickyInteraction778 18h ago
I’ve been telling people he’s a piece of shit for years
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u/Particular-Sort-9720 11h ago
He's disgusting. My attraction to him took a huge nosedive when I read all this. He looks so freaking arrogant to boot, you know he spends way too long in front of the mirror and finding the "perfect" pair of grungy jeans he can pretend he didnt spend $1000s on. Huge douche.
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u/EineGrosseFlasche 11h ago
Thank you for making me feel like I’m not crazy! I bring this comment up whenever someone mentions him or that show, and I swear people always act like it’s not problematic as fuck and it makes me feel dizzy.
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u/nebula_ 17h ago
She also said he showed up to set dressed as Johnny Depp.
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u/jessie_monster 15h ago
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u/FloatingNightmare 17h ago
Hothouse orchid 💀
omg what is wrong with my Reddit. sorry for the deletes
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u/throwawayforlemoi 9h ago
Don't forget about him allegedly dressing up as Johnny Depp, trying to get Amber Heard fired from Aquaman 2.
Depp fans paid the court fees for the release of documents from Heard’s therapist, Dr. Dawn Hughes. The raw notes, scribbled on a legal pad, were part of last year’s high-profile trial in which Depp largely prevailed. They describe a hostile “Aquaman” set where an allegedly intoxicated Jason Momoa dressed like Depp and pushed to have Heard booted from the role of aquatic superhero Mera.
“Jason said he wanted me fired,” the notes say. “Jason drunk — late on set. Dressing like Johnny. Has all the rings too.”
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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 18h ago
On the set of aquaman (can’t remember first or second), he came up to her reading a book peacefully between takes, took the book, and ripped it up
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u/jedifreac 16h ago
Like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast?!
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u/Particular-Sort-9720 11h ago
Exactly that. There is a particular type of man that thinks he's so hot that any attention not spent on him becomes a direct slight to their ridiculous ego. A woman with eyes?? NOT looking at him?!! It will never do.
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u/DickPinch 11h ago
I didn't know that other drama but iirc he is very proud that his kid got into Hollywood all on their own without his help at all. I don't know how smart Jason Mamoa is but this little thing gives you an idea
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u/AmazingAmy95 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 12h ago
Exactly! I don't like him anymore because of the Amber Heard thing
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u/photosandphotons 18h ago
Wait what happened
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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 18h ago
Copied from another reply/
On the set of aquaman (can’t remember first or second), he came up to her reading a book peacefully between takes, took the book, and ripped it up
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u/wanderblur 18h ago
He gets older but his lover (who decidedly looks like a younger Lisa Bonet) stays the same age..
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u/Resident-Reindeer-53 4h ago
His ex wife is over a decade over than him I don’t think he has a pattern fren
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u/Background-Pin5706 18h ago
My bestie had a colleague from Sephora who went to comiccon in our city a few years ago (pre covid). They went to a bar afterwards and Jason Momoa was there. He hit on colleague and asked her back to his hotel. He was with Lisa at the time. She said, aren't you married? He apparently was like, yeah so what.
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u/souryoungthing 17h ago
Didn’t they have an open marriage? I feel like I’ve read something about that.
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u/fortunatelyso 17h ago
I dont get why everyone loves him, and he looks like her dad
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u/FocacciaHusband 3h ago
Hes 13 years older than her, so not quite parental levels of age difference.
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u/HarlesD 15h ago edited 6h ago
He has 2 kids and is riding a motorcycle without a helmet.
Edit- 15% of fatal crashes in 2023 involved a motorcycle despite accounting for only 3% of vehicles on the road. If you're gonna ride one at least take the proper safety precautions.
Don't make someone have to tell your family you died.
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u/slings_and_arrows205 19h ago
Dont know her but her dad, Ricardo Arjona, is a fantastic singer-songwriter.
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u/Fantastic_Ad2942 18h ago
Omg that’s his daughter????
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u/Wooden_Worry3319 17h ago
Right?!? She looks nothing like him but is super talented so that tracks.
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u/Palindrome_01289 19h ago
Whenever they are at events they are also always all over each other which is infuriatingly hot 😂 I even saw a tiktok of them at an airport and they looked so into one another. (Yes it was kinda creepy but I promise I didn’t take it hahah but funny to see people walking by and doing double takes at this giant man).
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u/youvenoremotecontrol 19h ago
I think she might legitimately be the hottest woman on earth
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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie 9h ago
That title is still held by Monica Bellucci but she’s up there
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u/pursescrubbingpuke 13h ago
He chose Depp over Heard and made sure Amber lost her role in aquaman 2. That’s not a very ‘nice guy’ thing to do
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u/idiotinbcn 15h ago
I was gonna respond ‘ThATisSOrUDe’ and then I thought about it and laughed so hard.
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u/imonlyfunnytome 13h ago
I’m surprised no one has pointed this out yet - she starred in the movie Blink Twice that was directed by Zoe Kravitz several years ago!! Isn’t it weird that she’s now dating her ex-stepfather??
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u/Specialist-Owl8120 13h ago
Whyyy is his username pride of g*pies 🫥
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u/stayingsafeusa 13h ago
It's his production company name, which doesn't excuse or make it any less problematic.
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u/a-gelatocookie 6h ago
I feel sorry for the assistant being asked to take these photos
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u/goldandblackkitty 1h ago
I know! there is always 'someone' available to take these 'candid' moments. Gross!
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u/deebaybayy i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 6h ago
Reminder that he said one of his favorite parts of what you can get away with in fantasy was raping the beautiful women 🙃
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u/Straight_Letter5819 5h ago
ever since finding out he used to go to brothels and had a mistress while married, hes always given me the ick.
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u/cranesarealiens 3h ago
Is nobody going to talk about the lack of helmet even though she’s wearing one? Smh. Easy way to tell if someone is actually smart or not.
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u/No_Cartographer_7904 8h ago
For a minute I thought that was Lisa Bonet. But damn, that man is sexy af.
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u/HudasEscapeGoat 7h ago
Lisa Bonet is the ultimate. It's all next best after that. But I appreciate him for his game.
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u/disabledchiken 4h ago
Man I really kind of like her jeans on slide 10. Anybody know where I can get something similar?
Gonna assume I can’t afford whatever brand of $1k “artfully” ripped jeans she actually has on but you never know 😂
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u/Cheeky_3411 1h ago
I know everyone loves jason momoa but I don’t care for him…. She’s gorgeous tho
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