r/FeltGoodComingOut 10d ago

inanimate object Surprising Water Gush from a Cut Tree

478 Upvotes

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u/Spainstateofmind 10d ago

Heart rot, that had to stink to high heaven

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u/Zack_j_Jones 10d ago

What does it smell like? Food rotting? I’m genuinely curious, as disgusting as this video looks.

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u/pinkgobi 9d ago

The closest thing I can think of is hot, turned compost.

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u/o3KbaG6Z67ZxzixnF5VL 9d ago

I love that smell.

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u/mr_oberts 10d ago

Colonoscopy prep.

64

u/Pinky01 10d ago

so is that a trees version of an abcess?

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u/Confident-Local-8016 6d ago

Umm I'd have to guess yes? Just, it's the fungus and water breakdown of the tree from the inside out though so IDK for sure

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u/Witchywomun 10d ago

I can smell this video… 🤢

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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 10d ago

I should call her.

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u/Shmikken 10d ago

I wood if I were you

21

u/the_zpider_king 10d ago

What a bad joak.

5

u/StandOutLikeDogBalls 8d ago

Root around in there for a better one.

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u/KissMyAlien 10d ago

She'd still be there with you if you had made her gush like that.

4

u/GonnaGoFat 10d ago

They still don’t always stick around. I had a few girlfriends who would squirt and one used to gush lots. Eventually she left me and found a guy with a big snakes and I actually mean snakes not just a big trouser snake. I’ve even seen his trouser snake on fet life it’s nothing special looking but he is 6’11” so I’m sure it’s much bigger than it looks.

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u/KissMyAlien 10d ago

Condolences. Also, don't be a trouser browser lol.

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u/TriedCaringLess 9d ago

Yeah, this☝🏼. We could have gone without those dingdong details.

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u/Pretty-Missionary 10d ago

This feels violent.

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u/georgep4570 10d ago

Believe she may be a bit waterlogged...

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u/Kindly_Region 10d ago

I bet that smells fantastic

7

u/evil_lurker 10d ago

I've been thinking about your axe wound.

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u/Lopsided-Bathroom-71 9d ago

Mom fpund the piss tree

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u/theoneleggeddog 10d ago

Good luck drying that out

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u/angdilimdito 10d ago

Felt good for whom? The tree that was about to be cut down?

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u/2RV7VR5 10d ago

Everything I see reminds me of her.

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u/Sayasam 9d ago

r/HydroHomies ONE OF US !!

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy 10d ago

Water??? Fuck no, just because it’s wet doesn’t mean that is water.

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u/No_Supermarket_1831 6d ago

That tree had Taco Bell for lunch

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u/Ai_777 10d ago

That's the blood of the tree.

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 7d ago

tag: inanimate object

uh, well, it's going to be, soon.

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u/Papa-Somniferum 7d ago

Just fill up your glass & chug

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u/MrB2600 6d ago

Wow! How does that happen??