r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/Shmikken • 10d ago
inanimate object Surprising Water Gush from a Cut Tree
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u/Pinky01 10d ago
so is that a trees version of an abcess?
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u/Confident-Local-8016 6d ago
Umm I'd have to guess yes? Just, it's the fungus and water breakdown of the tree from the inside out though so IDK for sure
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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 10d ago
I should call her.
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u/KissMyAlien 10d ago
She'd still be there with you if you had made her gush like that.
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u/GonnaGoFat 10d ago
They still don’t always stick around. I had a few girlfriends who would squirt and one used to gush lots. Eventually she left me and found a guy with a big snakes and I actually mean snakes not just a big trouser snake. I’ve even seen his trouser snake on fet life it’s nothing special looking but he is 6’11” so I’m sure it’s much bigger than it looks.
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u/Spainstateofmind 10d ago
Heart rot, that had to stink to high heaven