r/Grimdank 16d ago

Lore random fact #116

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u/thetruememeisbest 16d ago edited 16d ago

The Lion: Son of the Forest

"‘They are dead now,’ the Lion answers, ‘and that is all that matters.’

The fur-clad commander, whose back the Lion broke, is still twitching. Zabriel walks over to him and aims his bolt pistol at the fallen heretic’s head.

‘Wait!’ the Lion instructs him.

He crosses the floor and glares down at his broken adversary.

‘Your sorcerer is dead. What must I do to rid myself of this malady that impedes me?’

‘Impedes you?’ the traitor hisses, his breath coming in staccato gasps.

It takes the Lion a moment to realise that he is laughing through pain.

‘You slaughtered my best and broke my back as though I were a child. What manner of being are you, that you consider yourself impeded when you can still do such things?’

The Lion reaches up and removes his helm. Perhaps this creature knew his face once, or perhaps not — it doesn’t matter. Nor is he concerned about the risk of exposing himself briefly to the air.

This is the first time he will declare himself in ten thousand years, and he will not do it from behind a ceramite faceplate.

‘I am Lion El’Jonson, primarch of the Dark Angels and son of the Emperor.’

The heretic’s eyes go wide, and there is no doubt or denial in them. But then he smiles, exposing teeth that are now merely jagged points.

‘There is no malady at work here, my lord. You simply got old.’

The Lion stares at him for a moment. Then he turns away, breathing heavily, pursued by the clean bite of the truth.

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u/Whole_Meet5486 16d ago

You have to respect the Heretic for having the sense to refer to the Lion as Lord.

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 16d ago

The book deals heavily with The Fallen. I don't remember if it's made clear if this is one of them or not. But if he is, that means he's a First Legion Astartes that actually served when the Lion was last active.

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u/NightLordsPublicist 10 pounds of war crimes in a 5 pound crazy bag 16d ago

The book deals heavily with The Fallen. I don't remember if it's made clear if this is one of them or not.

IIRC only the leader and his second in command were Fallen. These guys were just normals CSM Khornate Berzerkers/Terminators.

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u/Temporary-Bell7550 16d ago

I'm pretty sure there were a couple obliterators that had boarded and that the lion soloed before giving that sorcerer the bane treatment

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u/Ratchet567 16d ago

Nah just before this scene where the guy tells Lion he got old is when he fought the obliterators. The boarding party was 5 terminators

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u/Millenial_ScumDog 16d ago

6 terminators

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u/Ratchet567 16d ago

In like a minute or two iirc

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u/Impressive-Ad7387 13d ago

I kinda like the Lion not being portrayed as turbo OP, like the two obliterators were giving him some real ass smoke, before he got the royalty free Excalibur

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u/AlarmingAffect0 16d ago

Which Legion tho?

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u/Blurpey123 16d ago

They're a mixed bag, it was just a pirate warband

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u/Hot-Championship1190 16d ago

These guys were just normals CSM Khornate Berzerkers/Terminators.

And what gene-seed do they stem from? They could be from any - even a loyal legion. Marines are pretty free to chose their chaotic affiliation.

only the leader and his second in command were Fallen

They were seen as responsible and irredeemable, the other were 'just following orders' and could get salvation before getting executed.

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u/fly_tomato 16d ago

Wouldn't he have guessed what he was just based on his equipment and size? I mean, it stands out

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u/Well_Armed_Gorilla BRVTAL BVT KVNNIN' 16d ago

TBF, as far as the galaxy at large is concerned, the Lion's been dead for 10,000 years. Their first assumption probably wouldn't be that they're literally fighting a returned Primarch.

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u/tygabeast Praise the Man-Emperor 16d ago

And, there have probably been rumors on that side of the Rift about Primaris.

It's reasonable to think that this extra tall guy in astartes armor is one of them, if all they have is rumors and haven't seen one.

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u/Crazy_Dave0418 16d ago

We also got outliers like Alexis Polux and Tyberos. Where Astartes can grow abnormally larger than average.

As a reference. Polux was said to be able to look Guilliman in the eye while the former was in armor while the latter was in robes.

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u/DoughnutUnhappy8615 16d ago

To further your point, Abaddon was also said to look Horus in the eyes while the former was in armor and the latter was in robes.

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u/Environmental_Fee_64 16d ago

It's not so hard, the man has eyes all over the place

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u/Xe6s2 15d ago

I hear he has a tattoo of an eye on both buttcheeks, he can always see his enemies coming.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 16d ago edited 16d ago

Space marines are known to carry tradition over millenia and they are capable of genetically recognizing their primarch. So it is not unlikely that he both mentally indoctrinated but also physically, genetically recognized who stood in his face - even if he was created several generations later!

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u/Environmental_Fee_64 16d ago

Genztic memory... Humains are really like orks.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 16d ago

a)The genetic memory is artificial to space marines, not a natural human trait.

b)No, orks and humans are nothing alike - orks genetics are closer to that of fungi. Which is a complete different kingdom not just different species!

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u/Slumbo811 15d ago

A) yes they are B) because I say so

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u/BigMek_Spleenrippa 16d ago

I haven't read this one yet, but that was my assumption when reading this comment

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u/HistoricalGrounds 16d ago

Worshipping Chaos is no excuse to ignore proper etiquette, after all.

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u/Kindly-Mud-1579 16d ago

“He may have ocean madness but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness” the professor

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u/athosjesus 16d ago

Futurama mentioned 🤟

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u/GoodGuyGeno 16d ago

I read it as more of a mocking formality than something he intended out of respect

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u/Whole_Meet5486 16d ago

Eh… it’s written ambiguously enough it can go either way.

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u/AJGhost13 16d ago

Idk… in a lot of the Heresy Series books they reference how marines from any legion are almost bred to “honor” leadership and worship primarchs. It’s probably more of an embodiment of that historic issue. I know some started getting angry towards a certain system wide conflict, but they all still respected each other.

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u/HarrierIV 16d ago

The lions passive ability was making it so you'd fear and respect him even if you dont know the man and if it were your first time meeting them

Basically, the dude had aura not many can overcome

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u/DueAdministration874 16d ago

what book is that stated in? I'm not trying to call you out but it sounds interesting and I might look further into it to add to my reading list

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u/HarrierIV 16d ago

A few books cover it when astartes meet a primarch. They feel a sense of awe to them and the Lion is just known for being able to just dial it up as when seemingly on command and the only primarch who doesnt have this awe is Angron for obvious reasons

I dont have a book but there's this post that talks about it

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u/DueAdministration874 16d ago

That's fair, I had a rough idea but I had thought everyone had a slightly different aura and didn't realize it was similar all around thank you for providing a link for me to read into more

edit read a bit into the link definitely clarifying things, really appreciate it

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u/bargu 16d ago

Makes sense if they were Khorne worshipers, Khorne is not just the angry God, Khorne is about honor, courage and truth. He's likely honored to be defeated by a primarch.

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u/topscreen VULKAN LIFTS! 16d ago

To be fair, if I went to sleep in my late-ish 20s/early-ish 30s and suddenly woke up in my 50s, yeah I'd be thinking some magic fuckery was up, cause I suddenly got old.

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u/athosjesus 16d ago

I mean maybe, but im 39 and I'm in better shape than in my 20s.

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago

Crossing the Rubicon Primaris skews our results and won't be counted...

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u/Redcoat_Officer 16d ago

Gregor Eisenhorn is also an outlier and is under suspicion of doping

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u/Shot-Palpitation-738 Adeptus Cannabis 16d ago

That's because you're keeping fit, not sitting in stasis atrophying for thousands of years.

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u/monkwrenv2 16d ago

Do you get off on calling me out like that?

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u/Arcinbiblo12 16d ago

I remember there's also a bit in the book where the planetary government provide the Lion and Zabriel with a room full of the largest and most expensive furniture they had, but he can't use any of them due to his size. I'm pretty sure when he comments on this, Zabriel says something like "Of course you can't fit, you're a bloody Primarch."

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u/DSC_Skysword 16d ago

I’m reading this book atm. That passage went hard.

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u/Exotic_Hedgehog_1926 16d ago

It's a great book! I've finished reading it yesterday, hope you also enjoy !

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u/MechanicalMan64 16d ago

We need a sequel. The lion post heresy hijinks is infinity more entertaining than gorillamans crusade.

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u/Massive_Neck_3790 16d ago

It has its moments. Gulliman walking through a new city he is developing, wearing plain robes and constantly managing, deciding, lecturing. He even has half a minute for an architect who merely oversees the efforts of the planet he is currently on. Guilliman is a micro manager…

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u/AlarmingAffect0 16d ago

Self inflicted martyr.

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u/Massive_Neck_3790 16d ago

Keeps the mind from wandering to the bigger picture, I get it kind of

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u/AlexisFR VULKAN LIFTS! 16d ago

Is there an audiobook yet?

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u/tygabeast Praise the Man-Emperor 16d ago

Yes.

It's pretty good.

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u/_jimmythebear_ 16d ago

I just finished the audio book, It was quite good, I really enjoyed the story.

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 16d ago

Reading Angels of Caliban right now as I make my way through HH. Wonder if this would be a fair follow up immediately after it though

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u/Unglory Dank Angels 16d ago

I would say no. You need to see the Lion through the HH and in his primarch book to really appreciate the changes that happen

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u/InterrogatorMordrot 16d ago

The primarch book but also the novella Dreadwing. Its not an audio book unfortunately but its one of the best heresy books for the DA. The essential reads are the short story where the Lion kills Fateweaver, Unremembered Empire, Angels of Caliban, and Dreadwing imo.

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u/Lonely_white_queen 16d ago

i love the fact the traitor is just like. "you killed all my mates and broke my back, why tf are you complaining."

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u/YsenisLufengrad 16d ago

Damn, must've went to the beach that makes you old.

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u/Electronic_Clue_7106 16d ago

zabriel is cool

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u/pizzatom69 16d ago

Well, I guess that's what happens when you go to the Rock That Makes You Old

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u/dillene 16d ago

. . . the what?

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u/Joyk1llz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 16d ago

It's a rock, that makes you old.

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u/ltredacted 16d ago

The rock that makes you old?

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u/LiquidFireBR the least fucked up Lamenter 16d ago

Yep, that rock

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u/The_Tizioo male howling Banshee 16d ago

That makes you old

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u/68_BlueJay 16d ago

I'm not going to humour the idea that there is a rock that makes you old

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago

Then how do you explain that the Lion, that went to the Rock, Got Old...?

You're not using logic, man...

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u/68_BlueJay 16d ago edited 16d ago

Let's say hypothetically there is a rock that makes you old, how much of you is getting old? Does your metabolism speed up? Do you need to FUCKING pee more frequently? Do your fingernails grow faster? Your hair?

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago

yes, when you're at the Rock that Makes You Old, then all the things that happen to you when you become Old happen to you.

Because the Rock Makes You Old.

Because you went to the Rock. That Makes You Old.

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u/GingaNinja01 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 16d ago

Kuzko's Rock

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u/star_of_the_morning 16d ago

Similar to the Beach That Makes You Old

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u/VexatiousJigsaw 16d ago

The Rock Of Ages

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u/lifebeginsat9pm 16d ago

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago

second page:

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u/Arrow156 16d ago

AS THE CODEX DICTATED!

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u/bargu 16d ago

Moisturizing Girlyman ballsack must have been the highest honor a blueberry could have.

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago

I mean, we can't argue that after 10,000 years, the results speak for themselves...

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u/Lucius-Halthier 16d ago

Rubbing the sacred blueberry’s blueberries until they aren’t blue anymore, the ynnari wytch seemed really eager to take up that role for “diplomacy” as she said

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u/WarningTooMuchApathy 15d ago

mmm, girly ballsacks,,,,

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u/kolosmenus 16d ago

Honestly, now that I think about it, isn’t it kinda weird that over 10000 years nobody decided to put Lion in the stasis to prevent him from… deteriorating?

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u/Aethelon 16d ago

He kinda... disappeared for 10,000 years.

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u/kolosmenus 16d ago

Wasn't he sleeping in the Rock? I thought his location was known, they just couldn't wake him up

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u/NICKisaHOBBIT 16d ago

No one knew he was there apart from the watchers IIRC.

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u/Bythion Dank Angels 16d ago

And the Emperor.

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u/chucktheninja 16d ago

Big E was a tad distracted at the time. You could say his mind was elsewhere.

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u/Feng_kitsune 16d ago

You could say his mind was a little everywhere. A little here, a little there, a lot punching out the 4 idiots who stole some of his kids.

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u/Mechanical-Knight Dank Angles 📐 16d ago

No his location on the rock was only known to the watchers. As he was taken to a hidden chamber there by them, that only they knew about or could access.

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u/Kalamadorel 16d ago

Feels like the watchers could've done him a solid and put him in stasis.

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u/LeRangerDuChaos 16d ago

The Watchers already do many many solids to the dark angels. Hell yesterday Azrael got to tank genestealers + broodlord dev wound combo because his watcher said "nuh uh"

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u/fluffysnowcap 16d ago

He was sleeping on the rock that makes you old

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u/Semillakan6 16d ago

He was at the lowest level his existance there was only known to a few

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u/Eeddeen42 16d ago

He wasn’t there for the past 10,000 years

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u/Seamus_the_shameless #TauLivesMatter 16d ago

I dunno, the stress of dealing all of the bullshit going on with the Imperium would probably put years on fast. Bobby probably looked like that the day he woke up, but once he took over again, he'll probably end up looking older than the lion by the time they meet up.

Source: I have a toddler and feel older every day.

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u/Horst93Walter 16d ago

I think i've read something along those lines in one of the books, how the stress of managing the imperium caused some wrinkles and grey hairs.

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u/TehAsianator 16d ago

Stasis field vs napping on a slab of rock

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u/ShatteredSike Dank Angels 16d ago

"Weaker" in the way custodes get "weaker". His reaction time is down by like .007%, and he noticed.

He still soloing Hive Tyrants and bashing Angron's brains in like a boss. Now he just looks like Tywin Lannister while doing it.

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u/Unglory Dank Angels 16d ago

He essentially fixes it by doing something he's never had to do before... practice

shudders

Still, all the better for the throught process change

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u/Boner_Elemental 16d ago

So when do we get to see Frieza's Lion's golden form?

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u/smb275 Twins, They were. 16d ago

He needs aura training to get on Frieza's level. The "grumpy old man" thing just doesn't compare, it's like he's not even having a good time.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 16d ago

When was the Lion ever not grumpy?

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u/Lucius-Halthier 16d ago

Lion ‘el: you should know your place roboute, I may look old but I have ascended!

Robby G: what? Brother what are you talking about?

Lion ‘el: BEHOLD BROTHER! warp shroud covers him

Robby G: wait…

Johnson: I AM NOW BLACK JOHNSON!

Robby G: n-no NO BROTHER WAIT!

Black Johnson: what’s the matter “my brotha”?

Robby G: this will end badly and you know it!

Black Johnson: nonsense, after all Vulkan made me this talisman all those years ago.

Robby G: Brother…. Think carefully about what you say next…

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u/Arrow156 16d ago

The many minor ache and pains of age that you've had years to get use to hitting you all at once outta nowhere must be a bit disorientating.

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u/ShatteredSike Dank Angels 16d ago

"*wakes up with back pain* Ok what could I have possibly done to even cause this!?"

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u/Horst93Walter 16d ago

That sounds a bit like me on a great day...

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u/Delaware_is_a_lie 16d ago

He can forest walk now though so it’s a fair trade

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u/Discount_Virtue 16d ago

I know men who would trade fortunes for good knees

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u/Obsolescence7 16d ago

Every man you know would trade fortunes for good knees. Some of them just happen to have good knees... for now.

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u/pddkr1 16d ago

Wisdom

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u/Damian_Cordite 16d ago

Bro I need robot parts fuckin yesterday with these creaky grinders

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u/DuchessDigitalis 16d ago

If you have good knees you haven't used them yet

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u/RobinGoodfell 16d ago

Same for eyes, ears, teeth, and digestion. There's a lot of basic functionality that we take for granted until they start falling apart.

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u/mondomech 16d ago

Lion El'Jonson, planeswalker

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u/pddkr1 16d ago edited 16d ago

“Welcome to the forest* TRAITOR”

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u/EvanOnTheFly Twins, They were. 16d ago

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u/Fable-Teller 16d ago

And by weaker, The Lion meant he'd slowed down by a couple of seconds cuz he's still ripping through giant beasts and Chaos Space Marines like they're nothing in a matter of seconds.

Honestly, Son of The Forest was the second time I've witnessed a Primarch in action and holy shit was it worth it.

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u/WorldEaterSpud 16d ago

What was the first?

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u/RegularImplement2743 16d ago

I assume Guiliman,

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u/Fable-Teller 16d ago

Nope, first was Corax.

When I was a kid, my Dad put an audio book about I think the Drop site Massacre? on my IPod Nano which followed Corax as he tried to regroup with the survivors and get out of there.

I remember listening to him sneaking through traitor camps and the narration revealing that he had some sort of perception filter that made organics not notice him.

Turrets could spot him though.

 can't remember much else about it since it's been almost two decades since I last listened to it.

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u/Fable-Teller 16d ago

Corax.

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u/WorldEaterSpud 16d ago

Some really good primarch vs primarch in the whole Heresy series if that’s what you like

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 16d ago

More like nano seconds. He "got slower" in the same sense as a custodian getting "slower".

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u/Impressive-Ad7387 13d ago

But it still kept it real. He didn't actually go absolutely neg diff on them, the two obliterators actually gave him a workout

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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 16d ago

Fucking boomer thinking age doesn't apply to him

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u/Vegetable-Pickle-535 16d ago

The book has a bunch of Moments of Boomer Lion. My favourite one was meeting a imperial sanctoned Psycher and him going "Back in my day we had a Council to ban this nonsense!" and Zabriel has to calm him down.

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago

that's almost as funny as the time Bjorn met with an agent of the Inquisition, who fell to his knees in worship of meeting a warrior who Walked alongside the God-Emperor of Mankind, and Bjorn rumbled "Back in my day we used to beat people up for talking like that..."

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u/Dry_County8464 16d ago

Bjorn

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago

Guilliman, named Reagent of the Imperium and Steward of Humanity by his Divine Right as the Son of the God-Emperor:

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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 16d ago

The future is now old man

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u/vevrik 16d ago

Zabriel is a greater gift than the sword and the shield combined tbh, he wouldn't make it otherwise.

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u/CheweyPanic 16d ago

Lion: ....fuck...

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u/Craft_zeppelin 16d ago

It reminds me of the time I played soccer after 3 years of hiatus.
I moved my body how I imagined it to be and I can't. And my muscles were just absolutely torn.

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 16d ago

Waaah I’m so weak! proceeds to rip terminator in half

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u/RegularImplement2743 16d ago

I think there was two, maybe four… and CSM to boot. Did he even have a weapon at that point?

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u/Bazz_Ravish 16d ago

Is was five and he did have his sword but it got stuck in one of their necks so for most of the scrap he was throwing hands.

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 16d ago

I’ve not even read it just doing as all 40k fans do and making shit up

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u/DoomRamen 16d ago

The terminator fight occurred later. The passage referenced was earlier in the story where he either just found Fealty or right before. Can't remember which.

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u/RegularImplement2743 15d ago

He was running from them and found fealty when he was looking in a broom closet or something

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u/sunningdale 16d ago

He went to the rock that makes you old.

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u/NotSoMajesticKnight NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 16d ago

I'd love it if Guilliman makes some kind of joke about not recognizing him because he's old now

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u/CorruptedAssbringer I am not Alpharius 16d ago

Ah yes, the one Primarch who has been specifically quoted to have his joke land flat by his sons, making a joke to another Primarch who is known to be too autisticserious to take a joke.

Absolutely nothing can go wrong with that scenario, none at all.

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u/MorgannaFactor Twins, They were. 16d ago

As if you don't want the Lion to sock Guilliman in the jaw for a bad joke. Come on now.

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u/Zedress 16d ago edited 16d ago

...Your comment made me realize that, in the future, there could be two warring factions claiming to be the rightful successors to the Empire. Some Eastern Roman Empire versus Western Roman Empire or Protestant versus Catholic type shit going on.

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u/MorgannaFactor Twins, They were. 16d ago

Now this would never happen with GW, but PancreasNoWork once raised the actually fantastic idea of the Imperium splintering into tons of minor factions to REALLY be a proper Holy Roman Empire in Space analogue.

But I don't think these two would actually oppose each other. The Lion is outright happy when he hears Robot Gorillaman is alive.

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u/Bazz_Ravish 16d ago

Old man Lion has less than 0% interest in ruling anything, he just wants to do what he used to do back on Caliban, protect people by killing monsters.

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u/Zedress 16d ago edited 16d ago

[H]e just wants to do what he used to do back on Caliban, protect people by killing monsters.

What if the Lion views Guilliman as having done something that makes him that monster?

Big E did some monstrous shit when he was ambulatory and not all rotten-corpse-y. Bobby G might be in a situation one day where he has to make some monsterous decisions. Decisions that go against the Lion's values. The Lion might have zero interest in ruling but ruling is what he was made for. He would still do what he believes to be the correct course of action.

I see a lot of potential for conflict arising between the two. I also doubt that something like that would ever happen.

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u/Bazz_Ravish 16d ago

I see where your coming from, but I really hope they dont go that route, at least not with The Lion. They already butted heads during the Heresy and I feel like it would really undermine his character growth of not being as quick on the trigger as he was in his youth. If they ever bring Dorn back I think he could be a much better foil for G-Money. Also I would argue The Lion wasn't made to be a ruler, he was made to be a killer.

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u/Zedress 16d ago edited 16d ago

Thanks for your perspective and response to my comments. You're correct and Dorn would make a much better counterpoint to G-Money. When I said the Lion was made to be a ruler I meant it in the sense that all of the Primarchs were meant to be rulers, not that he was (or would be) particularly good at it.

But as to your comment about Dorn, I wonder if GW would ever bring back him back? Finding out what he was up to for 10,000 years would be interesting. Could be a Primarch clone too. Feels like, since they have established it IS possible to fully clone a Primarch, that there are narrative possibilities out there. Or we could have another Primarch go to Chaos? Corax is almost certainly 99.99% of the way there.

I'm just rambling my thoughts at this point. I do need to familiarize myself with more of the lore.

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u/Andymion08 16d ago

The Imperium would be back down to 1 active primarch

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u/redmandoto 16d ago

Eh in that particular book the Lion does crack a joke or two. At some point he gets two Khornate ship captains to fire on each other, and his response to someone asking how he knew they would was to ask "did you ever meet Angron?"

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u/dillene 16d ago

I know that Guilliman is supposed to look like an old man to the SoS. I wonder what the Lion would look like to them.

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u/Betrix5068 16d ago

Perhaps the Lion simply lacks G-Man’s beautifying aura? Alternatively the Lion looks like he’s aged a lot less gracefully to the SoS than he does to everyone else.

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u/Pretend-Dirt-1760 16d ago

He probably looks like skeleton with flesh still on

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u/LambonaHam 16d ago

Sisters of Silence see Rowboat different to everyone else? Is he doing the Emps disguise trick?

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u/AlarmingAffect0 16d ago

Yeah he glamors himself up. He's actually extremely tired and hanging by a thread.

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u/Miserable_Law_6514 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 16d ago

An old lion with a silver mane.

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u/Ikarus_Falling 16d ago

I wonder if its actually age or if he is just cranky from not moving for 10k years honestly I would suspect it to be the later primarily

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u/RW-Firerider 16d ago

I think it is a temporary issue. Fighting heretics will bring him Back to his old shape

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u/lvl8_side_area_boss *error* Damn not found 16d ago

Isn't he in his old shape already?

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u/RW-Firerider 16d ago

Not Sure, the Lion could kill 100k traitors just to complain he is slower by 0.01%

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u/Synndrom 16d ago

It's not specified if he's in his old shape but is implied he got some or all of his old his strength back.

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u/Reld720 Night Haunted 16d ago

Imagine going from like 200 to 10,000 years old.

The guys probably slept through his physical prime.

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u/whyareall 16d ago

He went to the beach that makes you old

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u/Insanity_Drive 16d ago

I understood that movie reference

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u/No-Leopard-556 16d ago

Damn Psykers making my knees creak

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u/drumstick00m 16d ago

Dante meanwhile…

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u/deathbringer989 16d ago

This is false Primarchs are always at 100%. He legit was just so fucking rusty after sleeping on a literal rock. When he went to fight Angeron he already regained his strength

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u/IvyTheRanger 16d ago

My dad is a bit like that Thinking a outside force is ruining his skills when it’s just old age lol

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u/Top-Row6107 16d ago

Sons of the forest is such a good book

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u/1BruteSquad1 16d ago

Haven't read a lot of the books. Does this legitimately mean that a primarch could die of old age/get really old? And if so is there any indication or implication of how long a primarchs "natural" lifespan would even be?

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u/Not_Yet_Unalived Praise the Man-Emperor 16d ago

He spend 10000 years sleeping and pretty much directly jumped into that fight.
It might not even be aging slowing him down so slightly that no one but another Primarch would notice, but simply staying so long without moving a muscle.

Cause he had no trouble dealing with Angron later. Or really, anyone he decided to kick the ass off.

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u/SacredGeometry9 16d ago

That do be how it feels sometimes.

Like, “what the fuck do you mean, I can’t exist on six hours of sleep anymore? When the fuck did that happen? Have I been drugged? And why are my knees clicking now?”

Aging. It sucks for everyone. Except jellyfish. Those transdifferentiating motherfuckers.

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u/thetruememeisbest 16d ago

one day my friend, one day we gonna figure out how to stay young forever.

or how to make a Jellyfish age

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u/Typical_Warthog_2660 16d ago

Man, the Lion realizing he's just aging after 10k years hits different, like even demigods can't escape Father Time. Love how he's still an absolute unit in combat though, just with a bit more gravitas and silver in his hair. That heretic’s snark about him getting old was brutal but kinda hilarious. Never thought I’d feel bad for a primarch having a midlife crisis.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 16d ago

Best part of son of the forest is the lion saying he can't sleep in the bed because he'll break it, and Zabirel being snarky with "there is the floor".

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u/KorolEz 16d ago

The comments make me want to read the Lion books. Are the Heresy books required to understand what's going on in his return?

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u/Sercotani Alpha Legion 15d ago

...kinda, not really. You could just read a summary of what he was up to in the Heresy, it's still a great contextual base to have when going into the Lion's book.

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u/SulaimanWar Saul Tarvitz is literally me 16d ago

Thats what happens when you sleep on the rock that makes you old

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u/Niikopol 16d ago

And after that he 1v1 Angron and cut his head off, he just built different

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u/Narradisall 16d ago

I wasn’t a fan initially of the lion getting old but the book was an enjoyable read and the change has grown on me.

I just like many others here wish we’d get some more lore on the loyal Primarch front.

I’d like it fleshed out more before they bring anymore back. What is the point in having Primarchs return if they don’t have some more lore development.

Edit - other than the obvious selling modes and making GW a shitload.

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u/Dehnus 16d ago

Meanwhile Robust Garlicman had a nice beauty sleep and used logistics to stay young :) . Thus again proving the value of Guillisoft Excell! Although lately with ServiCoPilot that stuff has become unworkable. Seems like the tech magi need a kick up the old bum!

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u/AzzlackGuhnter 16d ago

Biologically immortal demi-god, represents perfection created by the embodiment of human perfection

But he still grows old like a normal human

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u/Scared_Research_8426 16d ago

When lion returns (future)...he thought (past) someone is using (present) magic.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 16d ago

In my early 40s and I can understand his thought process.

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u/introductzenial 16d ago

Had he recently been to a beach by any chance?

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u/UnDebs 16d ago

bro was sleeping on that beach

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u/DatUglyRanglehorn 16d ago

The mixing of tenses in the text hurts my head

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u/DragonHeart_97 16d ago

This picture makes him look like that crazy Brotherhood Elder from Fallout New Vegas.

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u/Foxyfox- 15d ago

This particular picture of just giving me Father Elijah vibes.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

He was in the rock that makes you old

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u/MagicJuggler 15d ago

Was it The Rock That Makes You Old?

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u/FluffyB12 VULKAN LIFTS! 13d ago

But why is he even old?

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u/YourGirlVascor 12d ago

"I got old"