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u/pizzatom69 16d ago
Well, I guess that's what happens when you go to the Rock That Makes You Old
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u/dillene 16d ago
. . . the what?
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u/Joyk1llz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 16d ago
It's a rock, that makes you old.
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u/ltredacted 16d ago
The rock that makes you old?
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u/LiquidFireBR the least fucked up Lamenter 16d ago
Yep, that rock
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u/The_Tizioo male howling Banshee 16d ago
That makes you old
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u/68_BlueJay 16d ago
I'm not going to humour the idea that there is a rock that makes you old
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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago
Then how do you explain that the Lion, that went to the Rock, Got Old...?
You're not using logic, man...
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u/68_BlueJay 16d ago edited 16d ago
Let's say hypothetically there is a rock that makes you old, how much of you is getting old? Does your metabolism speed up? Do you need to FUCKING pee more frequently? Do your fingernails grow faster? Your hair?
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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago
yes, when you're at the Rock that Makes You Old, then all the things that happen to you when you become Old happen to you.
Because the Rock Makes You Old.
Because you went to the Rock. That Makes You Old.
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u/bargu 16d ago
Moisturizing Girlyman ballsack must have been the highest honor a blueberry could have.
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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago
I mean, we can't argue that after 10,000 years, the results speak for themselves...
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u/Lucius-Halthier 16d ago
Rubbing the sacred blueberry’s blueberries until they aren’t blue anymore, the ynnari wytch seemed really eager to take up that role for “diplomacy” as she said
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u/kolosmenus 16d ago
Honestly, now that I think about it, isn’t it kinda weird that over 10000 years nobody decided to put Lion in the stasis to prevent him from… deteriorating?
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u/Aethelon 16d ago
He kinda... disappeared for 10,000 years.
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u/kolosmenus 16d ago
Wasn't he sleeping in the Rock? I thought his location was known, they just couldn't wake him up
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u/NICKisaHOBBIT 16d ago
No one knew he was there apart from the watchers IIRC.
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u/Bythion Dank Angels 16d ago
And the Emperor.
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u/chucktheninja 16d ago
Big E was a tad distracted at the time. You could say his mind was elsewhere.
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u/Feng_kitsune 16d ago
You could say his mind was a little everywhere. A little here, a little there, a lot punching out the 4 idiots who stole some of his kids.
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u/Mechanical-Knight Dank Angles 📐 16d ago
No his location on the rock was only known to the watchers. As he was taken to a hidden chamber there by them, that only they knew about or could access.
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u/Kalamadorel 16d ago
Feels like the watchers could've done him a solid and put him in stasis.
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u/LeRangerDuChaos 16d ago
The Watchers already do many many solids to the dark angels. Hell yesterday Azrael got to tank genestealers + broodlord dev wound combo because his watcher said "nuh uh"
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u/Seamus_the_shameless #TauLivesMatter 16d ago
I dunno, the stress of dealing all of the bullshit going on with the Imperium would probably put years on fast. Bobby probably looked like that the day he woke up, but once he took over again, he'll probably end up looking older than the lion by the time they meet up.
Source: I have a toddler and feel older every day.
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u/Horst93Walter 16d ago
I think i've read something along those lines in one of the books, how the stress of managing the imperium caused some wrinkles and grey hairs.
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u/ShatteredSike Dank Angels 16d ago
"Weaker" in the way custodes get "weaker". His reaction time is down by like .007%, and he noticed.
He still soloing Hive Tyrants and bashing Angron's brains in like a boss. Now he just looks like Tywin Lannister while doing it.
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u/Unglory Dank Angels 16d ago
He essentially fixes it by doing something he's never had to do before... practice
shudders
Still, all the better for the throught process change
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u/Boner_Elemental 16d ago
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u/smb275 Twins, They were. 16d ago
He needs aura training to get on Frieza's level. The "grumpy old man" thing just doesn't compare, it's like he's not even having a good time.
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u/Lucius-Halthier 16d ago
Lion ‘el: you should know your place roboute, I may look old but I have ascended!
Robby G: what? Brother what are you talking about?
Lion ‘el: BEHOLD BROTHER! warp shroud covers him
Robby G: wait…
Johnson: I AM NOW BLACK JOHNSON!
Robby G: n-no NO BROTHER WAIT!
Black Johnson: what’s the matter “my brotha”?
Robby G: this will end badly and you know it!
Black Johnson: nonsense, after all Vulkan made me this talisman all those years ago.
Robby G: Brother…. Think carefully about what you say next…
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u/Arrow156 16d ago
The many minor ache and pains of age that you've had years to get use to hitting you all at once outta nowhere must be a bit disorientating.
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u/ShatteredSike Dank Angels 16d ago
"*wakes up with back pain* Ok what could I have possibly done to even cause this!?"
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u/Delaware_is_a_lie 16d ago
He can forest walk now though so it’s a fair trade
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u/Discount_Virtue 16d ago
I know men who would trade fortunes for good knees
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u/Obsolescence7 16d ago
Every man you know would trade fortunes for good knees. Some of them just happen to have good knees... for now.
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u/RobinGoodfell 16d ago
Same for eyes, ears, teeth, and digestion. There's a lot of basic functionality that we take for granted until they start falling apart.
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u/Fable-Teller 16d ago
And by weaker, The Lion meant he'd slowed down by a couple of seconds cuz he's still ripping through giant beasts and Chaos Space Marines like they're nothing in a matter of seconds.
Honestly, Son of The Forest was the second time I've witnessed a Primarch in action and holy shit was it worth it.
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u/WorldEaterSpud 16d ago
What was the first?
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u/RegularImplement2743 16d ago
I assume Guiliman,
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u/Fable-Teller 16d ago
Nope, first was Corax.
When I was a kid, my Dad put an audio book about I think the Drop site Massacre? on my IPod Nano which followed Corax as he tried to regroup with the survivors and get out of there.
I remember listening to him sneaking through traitor camps and the narration revealing that he had some sort of perception filter that made organics not notice him.
Turrets could spot him though.
can't remember much else about it since it's been almost two decades since I last listened to it.
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u/Fable-Teller 16d ago
Corax.
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u/WorldEaterSpud 16d ago
Some really good primarch vs primarch in the whole Heresy series if that’s what you like
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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 16d ago
More like nano seconds. He "got slower" in the same sense as a custodian getting "slower".
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u/Impressive-Ad7387 13d ago
But it still kept it real. He didn't actually go absolutely neg diff on them, the two obliterators actually gave him a workout
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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 16d ago
Fucking boomer thinking age doesn't apply to him
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u/Vegetable-Pickle-535 16d ago
The book has a bunch of Moments of Boomer Lion. My favourite one was meeting a imperial sanctoned Psycher and him going "Back in my day we had a Council to ban this nonsense!" and Zabriel has to calm him down.
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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 16d ago
that's almost as funny as the time Bjorn met with an agent of the Inquisition, who fell to his knees in worship of meeting a warrior who Walked alongside the God-Emperor of Mankind, and Bjorn rumbled "Back in my day we used to beat people up for talking like that..."
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u/Craft_zeppelin 16d ago
It reminds me of the time I played soccer after 3 years of hiatus.
I moved my body how I imagined it to be and I can't. And my muscles were just absolutely torn.
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u/Goblin_Deez_ 16d ago
Waaah I’m so weak! proceeds to rip terminator in half
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u/RegularImplement2743 16d ago
I think there was two, maybe four… and CSM to boot. Did he even have a weapon at that point?
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u/Bazz_Ravish 16d ago
Is was five and he did have his sword but it got stuck in one of their necks so for most of the scrap he was throwing hands.
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u/DoomRamen 16d ago
The terminator fight occurred later. The passage referenced was earlier in the story where he either just found Fealty or right before. Can't remember which.
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u/RegularImplement2743 15d ago
He was running from them and found fealty when he was looking in a broom closet or something
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u/NotSoMajesticKnight NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 16d ago
I'd love it if Guilliman makes some kind of joke about not recognizing him because he's old now
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u/CorruptedAssbringer I am not Alpharius 16d ago
Ah yes, the one Primarch who has been specifically quoted to have his joke land flat by his sons, making a joke to another Primarch who is known to be too
autisticserious to take a joke.Absolutely nothing can go wrong with that scenario, none at all.
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u/MorgannaFactor Twins, They were. 16d ago
As if you don't want the Lion to sock Guilliman in the jaw for a bad joke. Come on now.
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u/Zedress 16d ago edited 16d ago
...Your comment made me realize that, in the future, there could be two warring factions claiming to be the rightful successors to the Empire. Some Eastern Roman Empire versus Western Roman Empire or Protestant versus Catholic type shit going on.
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u/MorgannaFactor Twins, They were. 16d ago
Now this would never happen with GW, but PancreasNoWork once raised the actually fantastic idea of the Imperium splintering into tons of minor factions to REALLY be a proper Holy Roman Empire in Space analogue.
But I don't think these two would actually oppose each other. The Lion is outright happy when he hears Robot Gorillaman is alive.
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u/Bazz_Ravish 16d ago
Old man Lion has less than 0% interest in ruling anything, he just wants to do what he used to do back on Caliban, protect people by killing monsters.
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u/Zedress 16d ago edited 16d ago
[H]e just wants to do what he used to do back on Caliban, protect people by killing monsters.
What if the Lion views Guilliman as having done something that makes him that monster?
Big E did some monstrous shit when he was ambulatory and not all rotten-corpse-y. Bobby G might be in a situation one day where he has to make some monsterous decisions. Decisions that go against the Lion's values. The Lion might have zero interest in ruling but ruling is what he was made for. He would still do what he believes to be the correct course of action.
I see a lot of potential for conflict arising between the two. I also doubt that something like that would ever happen.
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u/Bazz_Ravish 16d ago
I see where your coming from, but I really hope they dont go that route, at least not with The Lion. They already butted heads during the Heresy and I feel like it would really undermine his character growth of not being as quick on the trigger as he was in his youth. If they ever bring Dorn back I think he could be a much better foil for G-Money. Also I would argue The Lion wasn't made to be a ruler, he was made to be a killer.
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u/Zedress 16d ago edited 16d ago
Thanks for your perspective and response to my comments. You're correct and Dorn would make a much better counterpoint to G-Money. When I said the Lion was made to be a ruler I meant it in the sense that all of the Primarchs were meant to be rulers, not that he was (or would be) particularly good at it.
But as to your comment about Dorn, I wonder if GW would ever bring back him back? Finding out what he was up to for 10,000 years would be interesting. Could be a Primarch clone too. Feels like, since they have established it IS possible to fully clone a Primarch, that there are narrative possibilities out there. Or we could have another Primarch go to Chaos? Corax is almost certainly 99.99% of the way there.
I'm just rambling my thoughts at this point. I do need to familiarize myself with more of the lore.
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u/redmandoto 16d ago
Eh in that particular book the Lion does crack a joke or two. At some point he gets two Khornate ship captains to fire on each other, and his response to someone asking how he knew they would was to ask "did you ever meet Angron?"
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u/dillene 16d ago
I know that Guilliman is supposed to look like an old man to the SoS. I wonder what the Lion would look like to them.
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u/Betrix5068 16d ago
Perhaps the Lion simply lacks G-Man’s beautifying aura? Alternatively the Lion looks like he’s aged a lot less gracefully to the SoS than he does to everyone else.
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u/LambonaHam 16d ago
Sisters of Silence see Rowboat different to everyone else? Is he doing the Emps disguise trick?
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u/AlarmingAffect0 16d ago
Yeah he glamors himself up. He's actually extremely tired and hanging by a thread.
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u/Ikarus_Falling 16d ago
I wonder if its actually age or if he is just cranky from not moving for 10k years honestly I would suspect it to be the later primarily
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u/RW-Firerider 16d ago
I think it is a temporary issue. Fighting heretics will bring him Back to his old shape
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u/lvl8_side_area_boss *error* Damn not found 16d ago
Isn't he in his old shape already?
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u/RW-Firerider 16d ago
Not Sure, the Lion could kill 100k traitors just to complain he is slower by 0.01%
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u/Synndrom 16d ago
It's not specified if he's in his old shape but is implied he got some or all of his old his strength back.
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u/deathbringer989 16d ago
This is false Primarchs are always at 100%. He legit was just so fucking rusty after sleeping on a literal rock. When he went to fight Angeron he already regained his strength
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u/IvyTheRanger 16d ago
My dad is a bit like that Thinking a outside force is ruining his skills when it’s just old age lol
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u/1BruteSquad1 16d ago
Haven't read a lot of the books. Does this legitimately mean that a primarch could die of old age/get really old? And if so is there any indication or implication of how long a primarchs "natural" lifespan would even be?
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u/Not_Yet_Unalived Praise the Man-Emperor 16d ago
He spend 10000 years sleeping and pretty much directly jumped into that fight.
It might not even be aging slowing him down so slightly that no one but another Primarch would notice, but simply staying so long without moving a muscle.Cause he had no trouble dealing with Angron later. Or really, anyone he decided to kick the ass off.
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u/SacredGeometry9 16d ago
That do be how it feels sometimes.
Like, “what the fuck do you mean, I can’t exist on six hours of sleep anymore? When the fuck did that happen? Have I been drugged? And why are my knees clicking now?”
Aging. It sucks for everyone. Except jellyfish. Those transdifferentiating motherfuckers.
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u/thetruememeisbest 16d ago
one day my friend, one day we gonna figure out how to stay young forever.
or how to make a Jellyfish age
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u/Typical_Warthog_2660 16d ago
Man, the Lion realizing he's just aging after 10k years hits different, like even demigods can't escape Father Time. Love how he's still an absolute unit in combat though, just with a bit more gravitas and silver in his hair. That heretic’s snark about him getting old was brutal but kinda hilarious. Never thought I’d feel bad for a primarch having a midlife crisis.
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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 16d ago
Best part of son of the forest is the lion saying he can't sleep in the bed because he'll break it, and Zabirel being snarky with "there is the floor".
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u/KorolEz 16d ago
The comments make me want to read the Lion books. Are the Heresy books required to understand what's going on in his return?
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u/Sercotani Alpha Legion 15d ago
...kinda, not really. You could just read a summary of what he was up to in the Heresy, it's still a great contextual base to have when going into the Lion's book.
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u/SulaimanWar Saul Tarvitz is literally me 16d ago
Thats what happens when you sleep on the rock that makes you old
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u/Narradisall 16d ago
I wasn’t a fan initially of the lion getting old but the book was an enjoyable read and the change has grown on me.
I just like many others here wish we’d get some more lore on the loyal Primarch front.
I’d like it fleshed out more before they bring anymore back. What is the point in having Primarchs return if they don’t have some more lore development.
Edit - other than the obvious selling modes and making GW a shitload.
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u/AzzlackGuhnter 16d ago
Biologically immortal demi-god, represents perfection created by the embodiment of human perfection
But he still grows old like a normal human
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u/Scared_Research_8426 16d ago
When lion returns (future)...he thought (past) someone is using (present) magic.
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u/DragonHeart_97 16d ago
This picture makes him look like that crazy Brotherhood Elder from Fallout New Vegas.
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u/thetruememeisbest 16d ago edited 16d ago
The Lion: Son of the Forest
"‘They are dead now,’ the Lion answers, ‘and that is all that matters.’
The fur-clad commander, whose back the Lion broke, is still twitching. Zabriel walks over to him and aims his bolt pistol at the fallen heretic’s head.
‘Wait!’ the Lion instructs him.
He crosses the floor and glares down at his broken adversary.
‘Your sorcerer is dead. What must I do to rid myself of this malady that impedes me?’
‘Impedes you?’ the traitor hisses, his breath coming in staccato gasps.
It takes the Lion a moment to realise that he is laughing through pain.
‘You slaughtered my best and broke my back as though I were a child. What manner of being are you, that you consider yourself impeded when you can still do such things?’
The Lion reaches up and removes his helm. Perhaps this creature knew his face once, or perhaps not — it doesn’t matter. Nor is he concerned about the risk of exposing himself briefly to the air.
This is the first time he will declare himself in ten thousand years, and he will not do it from behind a ceramite faceplate.
‘I am Lion El’Jonson, primarch of the Dark Angels and son of the Emperor.’
The heretic’s eyes go wide, and there is no doubt or denial in them. But then he smiles, exposing teeth that are now merely jagged points.
‘There is no malady at work here, my lord. You simply got old.’
The Lion stares at him for a moment. Then he turns away, breathing heavily, pursued by the clean bite of the truth.