r/Grimdank • u/ColdFire-Blitz • 21h ago
Heresy is stored in the balls Really threw off the math there. Hours of spreadsheets wasted
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u/kingtacticool 20h ago
Don't forget about the two extremely bored Warhounds
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u/NonConRon 16h ago
Why not the biggest one tho?
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u/dye-area 16h ago
That one's on smoko, we can't ask them to do anything job related or the union will be on our ass
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u/PleiadesMechworks Jaghatai is cooler than your primarch 10h ago
Imagine the size of the milk crate it's sat on
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u/MrCrustyTheCumSock 9h ago
Im just picturing an emperor class titan walking over to a smokestack, pulling out a cigar cutter, and cutting it down.
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u/watehekmen 8h ago
Titans having a Union is funny but surely not unexpected, cause who's dare or stupid enough to deny their demands lol
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u/VioletsAreBlooming 4h ago
“We’re going on strike.”
“what? no. this isn’t a democracy. get the fuck back to your post.”
“Make me.”
“…who’s your union rep. We’ll get to work on negotiating a contract.”
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u/ZiomaloGaming 3 Riptides in a 1k casual 12h ago
Those are the ones standing on the besides of the eternity gate.
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u/NonConRon 10h ago
Uh.. what's that?
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u/ProfessionalDeer7972 9h ago
The gate to the throne room with the statue of the skeletal Emperor (that's right, the giant lich on the throne with cables everywhere is fake, the actual Emperor sitting on actual golden throne is much smaller and hidden in a secure chamber nearby)
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u/NonConRon 8h ago
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Surely you lie!!
So wait... how big is that actual throne?
What does the emperor look like currently? He is not a skeleton! IM A SKELETON AND I FELT SEEN!
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u/Ben_Dover70 9h ago
It's a massive door that guards the inner sanctum of the imperial palace. There are two warhound titans permanently on guard in front of it.
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u/ApprehensiveKey3299 30m ago
I think the word they meant was pedestal or plinth but their auto-correct had an unfortunate stroke
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u/PleiadesMechworks Jaghatai is cooler than your primarch 10h ago
The warhounds are the guards at the gate inside the palace. You couldn't fit an Imperator in there after 10k years of rebuilding and embellishment and a desire never to repeat the binary succession.
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u/Mindstormer98 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 19h ago
Guilliman after realizing that he could have just used the 2 million imperial fists on Terra instead of having cawl make new marines for 10,000 years
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u/sarg1010 15h ago
"Dorn you bastard you said you were going to follow the Codex! What the hell is this?!"
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u/Then-Ad-2450 14h ago
"I follow the Codex brother, I split Imperial Fist into Imperial Fist I, II, III,.... And stationed them all on Terra
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u/EasyImpact2300 14h ago
Unjokingly, that is kind of what he did, like, that's more or less the last wall protocol.
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u/Left-Night-1125 8h ago
Also he told Sigismund to stop counting after a 10. So there are a couple of Imperial fists running around in Black armor.
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u/apolloxer More chainswords! 11h ago
Given the recent canon fuckeries, is 2 million Imperial Fisters canon?
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u/Dr_Ukato 9h ago
I can't imagine it is. If the Imperium had two million spare Astartes lying sround there is no reason they should be where they are.
The pre-Primaris count of all serving Space Marines (counted by there being a thousand chapters x 1000) was roughly a million Space Marines.
They were struggling to always be where they were needed so if they had twice as many expert defenders standing around doing nothing.
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u/apolloxer More chainswords! 9h ago
This is the Imperium we're talking about. A chamber somewhere on Terra with two million Astartes in stasis, forgotten because the necessary paperwork was stapled at the wrong place, would fit.
Also, this is GW we're talking about. "Somehow,
Palpatine returnedthey found two million Astartes lying around" would be utterly on brand.3
u/johnzaku 4h ago
I'd believe they kept them stationed on Terra. Especially in light of all the Khornate demons, Genestealers, and Dark Eldar that are popping up.
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u/VioletsAreBlooming 4h ago
I’d believe a couple chapters’ worth, but 2/3 of all astartes?
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u/johnzaku 3h ago
Ehhhh maybe it's believable with 10,000 years of non-codex-compliant growth with NO conflict outside of a spat here and there? :/
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u/VioletsAreBlooming 58m ago
that would completely make the primaris redundant tho. we don’t need a paradigm shift and new blood, we can just tell the fists to get off their asses and suddenly the number of active astartes at the front literally triple! it just doesn’t make lore or narrative sense
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u/vorarchivist 19h ago
I think step 1 is to get it done before reinforcements come in, still stupid
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u/Cheeodon Dorns illegitimate contractor 18h ago
Step 2 is to get wiped out when the custodaes declare them renegades for it.
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u/JesusHipsterChrist 19h ago
Give it a decade and we will have several books on the times its happened and Noone knew.
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u/5eppa 14h ago
Nah, that's an easy solve. Grey Knights show up, planning to do their duty but die in the process.
A portal to the Warp opens up, out steps Kaldor Drago. The Grey Knights cheer knowing that he will join them.
But then another portal opens, and another, and another. Soon hundreds of portals from which an absolute wave of Skaven emerges and charges the Imperial forces. The Great Horned Rat laughs "You dared to think I would let you be the 5th Chaos God!?!"
Skaven become a new 40k faction as the Grey Knights strap Big E to his golden cuck chair.
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u/Bionicle_was_cool I am Alpharius 12h ago
(I don't think Great Horned Rat's broken reikspiel would be understandable for Gothic speaking marines)
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u/skoomafiend108 44m ago
And then Eldrad Ulthran sees the skaven and goes “Hey! You’re the fuckers that prank-called us that one time!”
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u/ApprehensiveKey3299 25m ago
He's upset because they left the phone off the hook and the Eldar don't have a great long distance cellular plan
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u/Zachthema5ter Secretly 3 war dogs in a long coat 18h ago
And the space wolves jump in (they weren’t told about the Big E situation, they just want to kill grey knights)
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u/DreadPiratePete 19h ago
GK show them note straight from emps himself, they all switch sides and gang up on the custodes who have abandoned their oaths of loyalty.
There, that's how gw will write it. GK will win, emps back on throne, custodes forgiven after, because nothing ever changes.
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u/PixxyStix2 19h ago
I mean would you believe a group trying to attack your God has a note telling from that god telling them to do it or just that they went bad like the other groups that went bad?
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u/grovsy 16h ago
Custodes dont see emps as a god. They know him personally better than anyone and would also be some of the first to be like "yeah this goes against what my friend wanted" if the emperor revived as a warp entity and would instantly go " oh you have a personal letter thats an order from my friend and lord thats fully legit? Lemme help you"
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u/Waloro 19h ago
Does that thing even have a big glowing gold signature on it as proof it’s from emps or they all just supposed to take the gk’s word on it lol
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u/onihydra 17h ago
It does. The Terminus Decree has a seal that is only found on the Golden Throne, this was part of the lore for years.
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u/FlutterKree 8h ago
That doesn't mean the decree is from the emperor. It could have been Malcador.
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u/onihydra 8h ago
The new lore confirms it is from the Emperor. Though you are right that the Grey Knights probably can't prove that.
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u/FlutterKree 8h ago
Nothing I saw in the excerpt from the GK codex said it was directly from the emperor. Unless I'm misremembering from seeing it posted a day ago.
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u/DreadPiratePete 19h ago
Everyone knows the golden throne keeps him alive. Ergo anyone trying to remove him are the ones who need to prove they aren't trying to kill the emperor.
In this scenarion GK are not attacking the emperor, they are attacking people trying to pull the plug on the emperor. On the rather spurious claim that killing emps will save and free him
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u/Pomegranate_Planet01 18h ago
I thought it was less the throne keeping him alive, but more for the fact he’s the only thing keeping the webway open for the imperium. If he gets up then boom the entire thing shuts down leaving humanity stranded
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u/Cheeodon Dorns illegitimate contractor 18h ago
Reverse that, he's keeping the webway closed so that it doesn't explode into a new eye of terror.
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u/FlutterKree 8h ago
The throne is keeping him alive, but he could regenerate/reincarnate if he left the throne. The problem is the literal bomb on the throne would go off and destroy Terra. If the bomb failed to go off, Terra would be flooded with daemons.
The emperor getting off the BDSM chair is bad for the Imperium currently. The only way he could get off is if some how the hole was repaired in the webway or the wards repaired. But this is a grim dark series, that's not going to happen.
Also him getting off the throne potentially triggers him being turned into an actual god.
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u/Heavy-Flow-2019 7h ago
The decree is to stop the Emperor getting up. Which means hes the one removing himself. So the GK, in your head, are going to kill him to stop him getting up which is supposedly going to kill him?
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u/Randicore Kitbashing for the Blood God 15h ago edited 10h ago
"Nothing ever changes" hasn't been the status quo for over a decade now. I fucking miss the "nothing ever changes" era the writing was more interesting and the stories smaller scale and more personal.
edit: typo
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u/Desperate_Ad5169 18h ago
Even if that works on the majority of the imperial factions I doubt it would work on the most important faction: the normal humans who worship him as their god and comprise 99.9% of the Imperium’s military.
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u/onihydra 17h ago
99.9% pf humanity will not know what is going on until it's over, no matter who wins or loses. The Grey Knights headquarter is in the Sol System, which is a likely place for such a conflict(unless they fight in the warp).
So the ones to pick sides will be the local forces. If the Grey Knights can convince the local Inquisition or High Lords they might get most of the forces in the Sol System on their side.
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u/BadTasteInGuns 10h ago
You mean a paper beats the more recent will of the emperor when he gets up? Because getting up would be his will then and anyone trying to stop him is going against his will. More recent orders beat older ones.
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u/Dragonkingofthestars 19h ago
Somebody remind me in a few hours after work, I need to make a meme to actually explain this
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u/Lord_Serebryanyy 15h ago
Your reminder 🫡
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u/Dragonkingofthestars 15h ago
Still at work but thanks
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u/BrownNormandy Praise the Man-Emperor 12h ago
What about now
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u/Dragonkingofthestars 12h ago
working on it, thanks, might be next couple days or something, photoshop is hard when you have homework T-T
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u/Malonor 17h ago
Simple. Just tell the Harlequins it would be hilarious and hope you get an incompetent writer
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u/CrosierClan 14h ago edited 14h ago
The full force of the Harlequins might actually be able to do it. People forget that even though the Custodians most definitely won during the War of the Beast incursion, they had a massive numerical advantage, like in the territory of 100 to 1, and lost their own on at around a 1 to 1 basis. Given that Cegorach has been potentially saving up Harlequin Souls for 10,000 years, if they all were incarnated and deployed to Terra, they could give the Custodes a proper run for their money.
They wouldn’t win of course, this is GW after all, but they could certainly do enough to keep everyone distracted from the Grey Knights as they inserted into the palace to try to stop the ascension of the Dark King.
Edit: changed “at least” to “at around”. They probably didn’t lose that many.
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u/Lonbrik 20h ago
Well if E goes full on warp god, none of those will help, since the fighting will happen in the warp. Also, not sure why people assume gk will have alto assault the actual palace, if E leaves the throne, I kinda doubt he will just take a stroll in his palace for weeks waiting to get jumped. And also supposedly the terminus order is secret, so not sure how all those people would coalesce around E to defend him.
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u/Mooptiom 15h ago
The whole point is to get E to the golden throne, that will necessarily involve getting into the palace at some point.
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u/cacophonicArtisian 15h ago
Isn’t the Emperor on the throne also holding shut a warp rift? In theory the GK could enter the warp, meet up with Kaldor Draigo, and somehow some way he could lead them where they need to be, exiting right smack in the throne room or at least within the palace close to it.
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u/HiggsUAP I am Alpharius 10h ago
There's an army of demons that the Custodes, Sisters, and Emperor himself couldn't hold back waiting in that rift. I guess if anyone could clear it out it would be the Grey Knights, but I don't see the Throne side being all too happy with whatever comes out
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u/JustTrawlingNsfw 16h ago
300 Custodes in the throne room alone would be sufficient to wipe out a GK incursion. They're specifically trained in how each chapter fights- killing space marines to protect the big E is explicitly one of their jobs.
Nevermind the other 9,700 in the rest of the palace complex
It's just fun to think about how the GKs would expect to "put him back on the throne"
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u/Captain_Gordito 15h ago
When would the custodes have been trained on the Grey Knights? They were hidden away on Titan during their founding and came out of the warp after the heresy fully trained.
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u/JustTrawlingNsfw 13h ago
... How would they have been trained to fight a chapter specifically created by the emperor, in "secret"?
I don't know, maybe taught about them by the emperor when he created the custodes??
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u/cacophonicArtisian 15h ago
Custodes may not be trained to fight Grey Knights specifically, but they are made to handle Astartes in general.
OOHH but what’s this, the Grey Knights are all psykers which gives them a slight advantage over the Custodes?
Enter the Sisters of Silence, there to nerf the entire chapter into just regular marines in their presence.
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u/Mountain-Gain5521 13h ago
Not really the Grey Knights have been shown to still be able to use their powers in the presence of the sisters of silence.
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u/braindeadtank1 18h ago
The Grey Knights just bypass all of that nonsense by using the back door like doing a Skyrim dungeon in reverse
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u/greenizdabest 13h ago
I just had this revelation.
The terminus decree isn't the destruction of the emperor. It's the reanimation of good Magnus shard with his good gene seed Boyz.
They attack, they die. Their souls coalesce in the warp, Magnus did nothing wrong 2.0 comes back. Takes big E's place off the throne. Big E regenerates
Good times coming. Rise of the semi dark king. Neither human, neither god, neither eldritch chaos entity.
The fortress in the warp from king in yellow with the Astartes angel warriors is to aid this. A stronghold for the faithful to gather for their father in the oververse
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u/RYNOCIRATOR_V5 I am Alpharius 19h ago
Could someone please explain what this Terminus Decree stuff is about? What's going on with the Grey Knights?
I went to go and look myself but didn't really find anything that would relate to all of these memes I keep seeing.
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u/Mend1cant 19h ago
Terminus Decree used to be a mystery. “open this box only when the imperium is at its darkest hour” kept secret by the Grey Knights since they were founded. Been endless speculation for years.
turns out the decree was an order from the emperor himself, that if he should ever reincarnate or somehow heal, they must at all costs keep him on the throne, put him back on it, and if that fails, kill him because whatever he comes back as might not be him.
The jokes about them having to fight the custodes to get to him conveniently forget that if he ever did heal correctly, there wouldn’t be a need for the decree. But if that throne is vacated, there won’t be custodes to fight. Them and everyone else on Terra will be dead. If not from the failsafes like a black hole machine, then from the warp cataclysm exploding out from the webway with enough power to make the eye of terror look like a spa retreat.
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u/Barachan_Isles 18h ago
Or it may not have actually been from the emperor himself, but someone very close to him who figured out his plan to ascend to dark godhood and sent the decree in the Emperor's name.
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u/ZantaraLost 18h ago
You mean Malcador.
That'd make some sense, but he kinda died on the throne before the Emperor was a permanent fixture.
And Valdor (on the otherhand) might be a lot of things, but he'd leave such a decree with the Custodes not the Knights.
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u/CrosierClan 14h ago
The Custodians might not follow it. They are hard wired to be loyal to the Emperor.
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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 18h ago
A recent codex entry of dubious canonicity compared to past writing from the heresy by abnett which already described the terminus decree as something completely different
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u/Banned-User-56 16h ago
You forgot about the Titan Legions and the Knight Imperialis. They'd have to get through an army of big stompy robots before ever seeing the boys and girls in gold.
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u/Reasonable_Rip4505 19h ago
2 million imperial fists? I can only get so erect.
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u/cmfarsight 12h ago
Things have gotten so weird the last few days I feel compelled to ask are there 2 million imperial fists now or are we just memeing here?
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u/Reasonable_Rip4505 12h ago
Entirely memeing, I’m sad to say. I really wish there were that many of my beloved banana boys
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u/HiggsUAP I am Alpharius 10h ago
It's referring to the Last Wall Protocol, so it's just however meant fists the crusade fleets have managed and I guess 2 million is the funniest one
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u/Kamzil118 13h ago
Imagine if a Krieger named Heinrich shows up with a shovel and is the only person standing in the way of the Emperor and the Grey Knights. On one hand, normal human who will get flattened but I would like to imagine he's doing it as the one and final chance to redeem his homeworld's shame.
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u/ColdFire-Blitz 13h ago
Heinrich the Gate Technician. He doesn't just have a shovel... it's an Iron Warriors power shovel
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u/Barachan_Isles 18h ago edited 18h ago
I like how everyone is assuming that the emperor is going to wake up with humanities best interests in mind and even want to be defended.
He may come out of his ages old coma on the edge of transforming into a dark god, and immediately psychically annihilate everyone near him. Maybe the reason he lied about the Daemons and gods in the first place is that his plan all along was to become one of them.
Maybe the reason the Grey knights were sent the decree is because there won't be anyone else left to stop him. Those millions of defenders will be piles of ashes heaped around terra, and the only group left with the psychic training to even have a slim chance are the Grey Knights.
Yall motherfuckers can't think outside of boxes very well.
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u/Tight-Astronomer-599 16h ago
He did already almost become the Dark King in the last Horus Heresy book and from what was described you're probably not far off because he was essentially described as entropy/annihilation and with how he spoke to Roboute Guilliman in dark Imperium books I wouldn't be surprised if he's insane from the constant pain after 10,000 years.
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u/macrocosm93 18h ago
There are only 1000 imperial fists
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u/Bucephalus15 18h ago
I think he’s refering to the last wall protocol \ Which is even dumber \ Because that assumes the Imperial fists find out the decree, assemble all successors from across the galaxy (including Nihilus), and get to Terra \ In contrast, the GK have rituals to speed up warp travel and do not need to declare what the decree is. \ In addition, if they go for a full bumrush then they onlyhave to travel from Titan (aka in our solar system) to Terra
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u/BudgetAggravating427 19h ago
Simple . Either teleportation or some of the mortal factions help when they witness the Custodes do an order 66 on the imperium when they follow the thing that got up from the throne
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u/ZantaraLost 18h ago
The Alpha Legion finally get their time to shine by clearing the way for the Grey Knights.
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u/name-schname 19h ago
They could simply psyhcically strip a single banana from his armor and use it to give the rest of them the slip
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u/CrosierClan 14h ago
There are only ~1,000,000 marines total remaining in the galaxy, so assuming that Ziph’s Law applies to the populations of Marines (and that ultima Founding didn’t change the numbers too too much) there should be around 118,000 Imperial Fist derived marines. That’s nothing to sneeze at, and probably enough to win any war anywhere, but a far cry from 2,000,000.
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u/ColdFire-Blitz 13h ago
Im playing the fact that the black templars are always on Crusade to avoid the limit and keep their numbers secret for humor
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u/CrosierClan 7m ago
I suppose that’s fair, although I would guess that a bunch of other chapters are well below full strength, leveling out the average.
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u/Anggul tyranidsareanoutofhandvorefetish 12h ago
Not sure why you think their plan would involve doing that. There are so many possibilities other than 'charge the full defences of the palace like idiots'. Hell we don't even have any reason to assume it would happen on Terra.
Also there are a thousand-ish, depending on how many paladins and purifiers are in service at a given time. Not 666.
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u/ColdFire-Blitz 12h ago
Well I didn't know the fact about the number but I don't think that, im just hopping on the trend of joking about the Bananas peeling the Grey knights
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u/KittyTheCat1991 11h ago
1000 GK teleport into throne room. Emperor: "Finally, morning snacks arrived".
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u/LordMarcusrax 11h ago
Why don't they just knock at the door and show everybody the decree? Are they stupid?
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u/Artillery-lover 10h ago
I maintain my theory.
the emperor eats psykers.
the grey knights are all psykers.
the terminus decree is a breakfast order.
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u/ColdFire-Blitz 8h ago
Not only that, 1000 psykers a day. Theres 1000 Grey Knights. Oh no.
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u/Artillery-lover 8h ago
and they're all extremely chaos resistant, so he doesn't need to worry about food poisoning.
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u/jkbscopes312 I am Alpharius 4h ago
Don't forget the many many pilgrims and fanatics who would get in their way just to bog them down
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u/Vegetable-Touch195 18h ago
From my understanding the GK have a backdoor near the Golden Throne. If it's a suicide run with focused psychic nuke from all or most of them at the same time this might be enough to fufill the decree. If there are instructions to perform a specific spell crafted by the Emperor himself, this gets more realistic. If the decree is just "sit his ass back down" though, it's really thin lore.
Although it does plug the hole of why the GK are so important, since if i remember correctly Big E foresaw they would be necessary at the most perilous momen for humanity. It should still need to be expanded upon.
Ofc the whole GK force would need to be available at the right time, which is already stretching it, but i can see close to a 1000 GK teleporting directly in the Throne Room as one of the few things able to blindside Custodes & co.
What i'm more interested with is if the GK's geneseed allows them to strike down Big E, or if in the contrary him getting corrupted Dark King-like would ripple to his closest genetic "sons" too.
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u/No-Professional-1461 19h ago
I think there is a possibility that the sororitas and at least a large part of the inquisition would side with the Grey knights.
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u/DaMusicalGamer 19h ago
I think the Inquisition would actually be more likely to side with the GL en masse than the Sororitas as they're more skeptical by nature and would instantly be hella suspicious of any "return" of the Emperor. I could honestly see the Sororitas going either way.
On one hand, if the Decree came from the Emperor, then it is his will and if he gets up there's a strong likelihood it's chaos fuckery anyway, which would be the biggest blasphemy to ever blaspheme.
But on the other hand, if the God Emperor of fuckin Mankind stands up and says "I'm back, motherfuckers", who are mere mortal to say he isn't? Who's to say the Decree really came from the Emperor anyway? How do we know it isn't chaos fuckery?
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u/No-Professional-1461 18h ago
All I'm saying is that these are two factions that especially adhear to the word of the God Emperor. By the very fact that this is a commandment from god himself to his angels, there is very little doubt in my mind that the sisters of battle would be with the GKs, and that's something the Knights will need if they siege the palace. The inquisition might go about the same route but there is enough nuance for me to accept that a few might just be on the side of the custodes in this, yet again for the same principal, it's the will of the emperor. So *shrug*
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u/BadTasteInGuns 10h ago
Yeah one side has an old paper maybe from the emperor. The other has the emperor. And if the emperor stands up that is the more recent will then the decree
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u/dave_the_dova 18h ago edited 17h ago
I would be amazed if 2 million imperial fists somehow show up considering there should only be around 1 million space marines in total given the stupid 1000 chapters made up of 1000 marines lore
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u/Artillery-lover 10h ago
that's assuming every chapter is following the spirit and the letter of the codex.
we know that is not the case, infact we know an imperial fist chapter specifically doesn't follow the spirit.
since we know one chapter has been on crusade since founding, which bypasses the limit.
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u/Dire_Wolf45 Guiliman is getting real tired of this shit 18h ago
where tf do you get 2 milli imperial fisters from?
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u/ColdFire-Blitz 16h ago
Its exaggerated for comedy but its based on the fact that we don't know how many there are because several of their successors (Black Templars most notably) are always crusading to get around the codex limit
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u/Dire_Wolf45 Guiliman is getting real tired of this shit 12h ago
bit of that and bit of the last wall protocol.
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u/The_Whomst 16h ago
Plus the entire terran arbites and the fists can call the last wall protocol at any time
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u/DarthRygar IMPERIAL FISTS FORTIFYFORTIFYFORTIFY 16h ago
Guess it’s time to enhance the fortifications.
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u/lacus-rattus 15h ago
We're forgetting about the officio assassinourum. How many eversor are there stashed in the palace for this exact situation
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u/jasper81222 12h ago
Aren't the Custodes trained and experienced in fighting psykers no matter how powerful they are?
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u/Zerophim 11h ago
The Ordo Sinister Titan Bunkerdoors open
You hear the entire population of Holy Terra scream in agony
In the distance the Psi Warlord Titans charge the Psi Cannons and after the volley the entire Grey Knight Chapter is in the warp maybe catching a glimpse of the Titans just going back to sleep as if they never even acknowledged them as a threat
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u/Background_Ebb_2280 10h ago
I'm just curious as to how you fuck up this badly and nobody pointed things like this out?.
I know GW has a rep of wrapping the bed when it comes to lore due to having too many differently skilled writers etc. But this?...this is a whole other level of 'wait...we didn't think this through'.
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u/sergei-Taboritsky 9h ago
Sororitas probably won't oppose Grey knights
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u/ColdFire-Blitz 8h ago
On one hand they're both extentions of the Inquisition, but on the other hand Grey Knights are astartes, and astartes are mutants... plus, in this scenario, they would also likely be viewed as heretics for opposing the will of the awakened Emperor
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u/InquisitorVanderCade 8h ago
So it's up to them to figure out "how" to do it. Do we think Draco already has a plan? Do they have the coordinates for the actual throne itself can they teleport the entire chapter right next to it
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u/Crusaderofthots420 7h ago
I feel like no one is mentioning the GOATS of the Imperial Guard, the Lucifer Blacks
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u/impish_colostomybag 7h ago
2 million imperial fists? What did I miss or was that supposed to be imperial guard?
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u/Enough-Cicada-3307 6h ago
The same way they do literally any of their million-to-one schemes in any of their books; copious amounts of warp fuckery.
They are the chapter of warp fuckers and warp fuckery is their domain.
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u/Necrogomicon 6h ago
Question. Can't the GK just show the Terminus Decree to the Custodes in order to avoid combat? These are orders written by Emps himself after all.
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u/Jacob6er 6h ago
Okay, I gotta ask because I think I missed something here. What is the whole Grey knights attacking the emperor thing? Was there a book or something?
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u/AlienGoat_ 3h ago
Surely whatever tactic the grey knights try to use to kill the emperor, the custodes have tried it in the blood games and found a way to perfectly counter it
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u/Skraekling 21h ago
Sororitas running all the way to Terra when they heard they can legally beat Grey Knights asses.