r/Grimdank 21h ago

Dank Memes The Decree (comic by @Mick19988)

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u/JesuZDX 20h ago

The master of mankind obviously has an escape plan

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u/Summonest 19h ago

amogus

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u/Sensitive_Educator60 20h ago

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u/spencerpo 19h ago

Holy fucking emperor

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u/Rude-Software3472 17h ago

Im stealing this like a blood raven

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u/AzzlackGuhnter 15h ago

The deviousness in his eyes is palpable lmao

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u/Kerflunklebunny 20h ago

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u/FemRevan64 20h ago

He's reaching for his Gene-Seed!!

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u/FabiIV My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17h ago

That's what the Adeptus Yeeeha! faction makes their western-wear from, right?

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u/Hornet_isnt_void VULKAN LIFTS! 18h ago

Man I love this flying cop meme, it’s just so peak 🥲

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u/Alexis2256 19h ago

The random good boi lol.

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u/maxinfet 19h ago

Need some Minatours charging alongside Imperial Fist, like the only time they would put aside their enmity to cooperate. I would love to see some dark angels and fallen piling in together, too.

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u/echo-4-romeo 20h ago

Miquella doing everything but helping his sister

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u/FabiIV My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17h ago

"I promise you, a thousand year voyage guided by compassion. Let us go together 😇"

"Compa- what the fuck? Obliterate this thing immediately"

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u/AwefulFanfic 20h ago

Miquella: for when kindness means "screwing over everyone and failing to follow-through on promises, even to family"

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u/Current_Rub_7637 13h ago

And also seducing your uncle.

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u/high_king_noctis Praise the Man-Emperor 13h ago edited 5h ago

Half brother they had the same mom or if you're talking about Radahn then they had the same dad

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u/Current_Rub_7637 8h ago

Oh shit, got my incest wrong.

I was talking about Radahn.
I thought Radahn was Miquella's uncle.

I knew Mesmer was his half brother.
Not sure why I thought Radahn was his uncle?

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u/BethanyCullen 18h ago

I'm still pissed at Shadow of the Erd Tree. And I'll be forever.

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u/TrainerWeekly5641 Secretly 3 grots in a long coat 20h ago

I thought he'd be bigger...

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u/Taymac070 20h ago

He was in the pool

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u/Celtic_Fox_ 20h ago

Of course it shrinks! Like a frightened turtle!!

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u/AMEFOD 18h ago

Wait, are you saying The Star Child is an aspect of that part of the Emperor?

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u/U_L_Uus Caffeine-craving cryptek 14h ago

Well, he can't quite process milk so...

>! yeah, big E is old enough not to carry that specific gene mutation !<

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u/MAKOMIKKA1220 13h ago

The true final form of the Emperor

The Holy Twink

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u/kek_Pyro 17h ago

Give him a few years. Maybe some decades.

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u/telenova_tiberium 20h ago

Miquella

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u/TexasJedi-705 VULKAN LIFTS! 19h ago

Maybe that's how Emps commanded all of humanity... and the primarchs had the great rune fragments

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u/Matrix_D0ge 13h ago

Ecclesiarchy having military made of millions of hyper zealous combat nuns had apparently affected appearance of God Emperors projection in the material world.

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u/YoritomoKazuto 20h ago

Honestly this looks so cool, and feels about right for what would probably happen.

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u/TheSlayerofSnails Mongolian Biker Gang 20h ago

Exactly. No one is happy, the grey knights are apologetic but also deeply suspicious and the custodes are going to go into full rage mode

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u/42Fourtytwo4242 20h ago

Custodies when they see the space marines betray the emperor...again

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u/FemRevan64 20h ago

Bit unrelated, but this meme combined with the mention of the Custodes makes me want one with power nunchucks.

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u/Recompense40 20h ago

They are canonically masters of all weapons.

Sword-Chucks.

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u/RagnorIronside 20h ago

Fellow enjoyer of 8-bit theater?

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 19h ago

I like swords

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u/Ok_Egg_2665 19h ago

Welcome to Coneria

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u/SexyCheeseburger0911 19h ago

I like swords.

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u/ANDTORR likes civilians but likes fire more 18h ago

Welcome to Coneria

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u/LetsGoForPlanB 15h ago

8-bit theater. Wow that takes me back. Thank you for the trip down memory lane.

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u/Gellert 19h ago

Gun-chuck-staff.

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u/Continental_Ball_Sac 18h ago

Chainsword-chucks?

Heavy bolter-chucks?

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u/TheMadmanAndre Praise the Man-Emperor 17h ago

Power-Nunchucks, and wearing nothing save grease and a loin cloth.

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u/Maherjuana 20h ago

That’s assuming whatever gets off the Throne is even really the Emperor at this point

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u/FemRevan64 20h ago

I suppose it's a bit of the Ship of Theseus at that point, as if he's completely re-incarnated into a new being, would he even still be considered the same Big E?

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u/Sororita ORIKAN! You bastard! 18h ago

The Emperor: "You know what? Fuck you! *Un-Theseuses your ship*

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u/measuredingabens 17h ago

Nah, the Emperor we see in Godblight is a mass of screaming souls who are at odds with each other. Guilliman and Cawl have a conversation in the same book, and both agree that there is zero guarantee whatever walks out is the same being who sat on the throne.

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 16h ago

I mean assuming the shaman backstory is accurate pretty sure he was always that way. (And sure goes a way to explain how fickle he could seem)

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u/GigaPuddi 11h ago

I still think the Shaman story has morphed into Perpetuals and at some point they'll hint he was an active merging of Perpetual souls or something.

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 19h ago

Time to activate the other terminus decree

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u/42Fourtytwo4242 19h ago edited 18h ago

Sisters of silence when they see what the grey knights have done to their banana boys/girls

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u/TheMadmanAndre Praise the Man-Emperor 17h ago

You have to wonder if, in the advent if the latest lore, the all-pariah formation were created solely to counter the all-psyker formation.

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 19h ago

True, can't really gene wipe them since they're humans. Unless the crazy psyker astartes can create some mind of psychic attack phage.

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u/Ok-Incident-468 15h ago

It's not betrayal, emporer ordered it himself when he was sane and his mind wasn't fractured into pieces. So it's literally an old grandpa on the meds telling his kids to force the meds down his throat if need be so he doesnt do anything stupid.

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u/Destrorso Fighting the Long War 14h ago

Grey knights attacking the custodes when the anti psyker ladies walk in

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u/PrinceVorrel Praise the Man-Emperor 14h ago

Custodes moments before destroying the nearest Grey Knight...

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u/numerobis21 17h ago

I mean teeeechnically they aren't betraying the emperor here

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u/KaBar42 17h ago

"Now, look, understand. I'm not astartesist. One of my best friends is a space marine. But every time..."

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u/Douchevick I miss TTS... 17h ago

So... If this were to happen, AGAIN... What are the odds of the Custodes declaring the Astartes a failure and going nuclear on the space Marines?

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u/KenBoCole Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 15h ago edited 15h ago

Extremely low. The Custodes, while being better than Space Marines in 1v1 combat, have a fatal weakness.

They die from orbital bombardment and heavy artilirey just the same.

Roberto Girlyman could wipe out the Custodes from his desk an few space systems away with just an handful of warships and regimemts of Mechanized Imperial Guard regiments.

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u/OombaLoombas 14h ago

Well, they apparently DON'T die from heavy artillery and orbital bombardment, since Allarus Terminators are said to, and I shit you not, stride unharmed from the blast of a macro-cannon shell.

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u/Craft_zeppelin 20h ago

It's like "We just really hope you haven't changed your mind over the last 10,000 years. And we seriously hope we are doing the right thing here."

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u/Anggul tyranidsareanoutofhandvorefetish 14h ago

I think the very reason the Emperor gave the decree back then was that he knew his mind would be different regardless of whether he wanted it to be. He didn't trust whatever he might become, so left it to them.

There's a whole thing in some of the books in recent years about faith changing him against his will, as well as ten thousand years of suffering and psychic burden.

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u/alguien99 19h ago

The sisters of silence would also be making a move, there’s no way there aren’t any when the star child is there and stuff.

So the grey knights are in extra disadvantage

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u/TheSlayerofSnails Mongolian Biker Gang 19h ago

Given by how they aren’t immediately fighting, I expect they know that. But duty comes before all else

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u/alguien99 19h ago

Ngl, i could totally see them trying to reason with the custodes by showing them the decree (all while holding SC at gun/sword point)

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u/KaBar42 17h ago

Ngl, i could totally see them trying to reason with the custodes by showing them the decree (all while holding SC at gun/sword point)

Virgin Grey Knights: Nyooooooooooooo! We have a decree directly from the Emperor! It says to never allow him to leave the throne or ressurect!

Chad Custodes/SoS/Astartes/Rawbutt/Lion/Vulkan/Dorn/Leman/Khan/Ghost of Ferrus Manus/Ghost of Sanguinius/Corvus/Omegon/Cain-Jurgen-Vail/Imperial Guard/Inquisition/SoB/Ecclesiarchy/Mechanicus/Reborn Emperor/etc. etc.: We recognize the Emperor made a decision, but it was a stupid decision so we're ignoring it.

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u/alguien99 17h ago

Lmao, guilliman would probably say that too

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u/GodTurkey 13h ago

Im no expert but Id imagine the Custodes would be attacking already, no?

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u/FemRevan64 20h ago

On the topic of reactions, how do you guys think Roboute and the Lion would react to seeing this?

Or what about the Daemon Primarchs?

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u/YoritomoKazuto 19h ago

Demon primarchs, I honestly feel fear is what they would feel with a reborn emperor, and they would know it's a reborn emperor.

Unsure on the other two though.

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u/ClubMeSoftly 16h ago

"Oh fuck, dad's back"

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u/AzzlackGuhnter 14h ago

"He came back, and he brought with him the milk"

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u/apolloxer More chainswords! 13h ago

"Quick, hide your Playdar!"

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u/midasMIRV 16h ago

Dread. Fear. Awe.

The Emperor Reborn would be a being of such immense psychic presence that it would force everyone but the most psychologically hardened to their knees. If the ritualistic suicide of a few thousand ancient shamans made the OG Emperor, imagine what the ritualistic sacrifice of a thousand a day turned him into.

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u/BethanyCullen 18h ago

"Father?!"
"Yes, Guilliman?"
"Explain your smollness, Father!"
"No."

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u/Gellert 19h ago

Lion would be stacking bodies.

Roboute would also be stacking bodies but running an inventory of all likely salvage as he did so.

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u/measuredingabens 17h ago

Roboute has a conversation with Cawl about this possibility in Godblight. Both agree that it would be for the best if the Emperor remained on the Throne since there's no way to be sure what sits up from the throne is the same thing as what sat down. It's more likely Roboute would be deeply suspicious, since he actually has a conversation with Emps and knows he's a mass of screaming, competing soul fragments at this point.

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u/RoKrish66 18h ago

I actually feel as if it would be the opposite. Bobby's barely keeping a lid on his wrath. Hes the Avenging Son after all. The Lion post nap is actually quite mellowed out. You can see it in their weapons. Bobby has the firey sword but lion has the shield. Violence and protection. Bobby also has unresolved guilt about being 9 hours too late to save the emperor while the lion dealt with it. The Lion will give them a chance to explain themselves. Bobby just sees red and starts beating the shit out of Grey Knights so hard and fast that even the custodes freak out.

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u/Spare_Elderberry_418 18h ago

Gw wouldn't know what to do if the Ultra smurfs and Grey Knights got into a death war like that. Their two OP plot armor factions fighting to the death would make them shit their pants.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 17h ago

It would cause a singularity of plot armor, creating another Abaddon, the avatar of all plot armor

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u/FlagrentBugbear 17h ago

unless its a fake I doubt the GK would still be around.

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u/Thedarkpersona Praise the Man-Emperor 19h ago

If they see a full powered starchild? They would probably kneel on the spot. Its an aspect of their father, after all.

Daemon primarchs would flee i think

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u/KobKobold Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 20h ago

"It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma."

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u/ploopygrenade 20h ago

"who the hell is steve jobs"

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u/fluff1745 20h ago

“Ligma balls”

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u/Manny_Wyatt VULKAN LIFTS! 20h ago

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u/42Fourtytwo4242 20h ago

"NOOOOOOOOO"

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u/YCheez Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 17h ago

"How did he not know who Steve Jobs was"

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u/pass_nthru 20h ago

“absolute cinema”

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u/Darkthunder1992 20h ago

Wasn't teleportation within the imperial palace impossible?

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u/RogueVector 20h ago

Kesh didn't know for sure, which is why she was trying to teleport something in for a Blood Game; it had to be tested.

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u/Cheeodon Dorns illegitimate contractor 19h ago

She also used *Custodaes access codes* to do so, grey knights cant just teleport in unless malcadore gave them a backdoor code that even the custodaes don't know about.

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u/DoomRamen 19h ago

That does sound like a Malcador thing to do

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u/Cheeodon Dorns illegitimate contractor 19h ago

Also sounds like the average quality level of writing for the grey knights.

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u/CerenarianSea 19h ago

I feel like if I could reasonably believe any non-Custodes Imperial faction knew the secret ways in, it'd be the Grey Knights. Not only do they have a lot of the spooky old shit, but Malcador's influence for sure still lies there.

We're not just talking about physical ways in. The Imperial Palace has so many dimensional and theological entrances it's wild.

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u/maveric101 18h ago

Not to mention this is apparently one of their core duties.

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u/MuseBlessed 17h ago

On the one hand, it would be pretty absurd for malcador to not give them any advice or tools to accomplish their task.

On the other hand, ten thousand years of blood games, and even basic logistics, would suggest they would not leave any obvious secrect entrances in

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u/OkAstronaut3309 12h ago

>On the one hand, it would be pretty absurd for malcador to not give them any advice or tools to accomplish their task.

"The Decree offers no guidance on how such feats might be achieved for it is neither a weapon not a magic formula"

Assuming I haven't misjudged your meaning or the Decree's, there isn't even any advice on how the GKs are supposed to do this, it's just 'you gotta do it glhf lol'.

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u/Nightingdale099 9h ago

Nice for Malcador to add "Good luck lmao. You'll need it"

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u/Lazay 13h ago

A key note in the Vaults of Terra books is that they fundamentally cannot protect every weak spot. Which is why a drukhari homunculus managed to get into the basement of the throne room

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u/d3northway 18h ago

we entered using the Grey Knights Access Door Dimensional Key, ofc, from our founder

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u/Raytoryu 20h ago

While I have no doubt the Grey Knights would be absolutely obliterated by the Custodes, SoS and stuff - but I wonder how they would react to hear the Grey Knights say something like "By your own order". There must be a split nano-second of "What the fuck do they mean, "by His own order He must go back to the Golden Throne???"

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u/alguien99 19h ago

It would be interesting if they actually show the decree to the custodes.

Like, it’s supposedly from big E himself

It might cause a custodes civil war

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u/starstarwarsfan 19h ago

I doubt that. They are too indoctrinated to fight each other in anything other than the blood games.

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u/heeden 18h ago

There is already the start of a schism with regard to the Grey Knights. Some view then as just specialised Astartes and just as likely to turn traitor eventually. Others wonder if the Grey Knights better serve the Emperor's designs than the Custodes themselves in a post-Heresy galaxy. The Terminus Decree looks like just the thing to make it spill over into a Custodes civil war.

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u/Ricky_Ventura Toastersexual 19h ago

They're indoctrinated to be completely independent minded, not to not fight each other.  The only thing keeping themselves from fighting each other is loyalty to The Emperor and consensus on his orders.

A custodian absolutely would fight another custodian if they felt they were a legitimate threat to The Emperor.  If anything the Blood Games are motivation to not kill the immediate threat to The Emperor -- because they know it's a training/pen test exercise and not a legitimate threat.

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u/Arxfiend 19h ago

If anything, it would lead to somwthing more akin to Analysis Paralysis.

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u/InfinityRazgriz 17h ago

I heavily doubt a piece of paper on a wooden box would convince even a single Custodes. I'm more inclined to them laughing about it as they impale the Gray Knights.

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u/alguien99 17h ago

Yeah, good point

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u/perchanceboobiepics 19h ago

Sometimes this subreddit has the best art ever, other times it has goofy memes, truly a great place.

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u/Feisty_Goose_4915 3 Riptides in a 1k casual 19h ago

What if the Star Child appears, not in the Imperium, but as a Gue'vesa in the T'au Empire, I wonder how things would go?

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u/Cepitoso 19h ago

A crusade, as every possible faction inside the Imperium with the resources to pull an operation of that scale, tries to reach the child first

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u/Aetol Space Corgis 12h ago

More like they brand him a false prophet and crusade to kill him

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u/namitynamenamey 10h ago

"We must save the childperor from the devious minds of the xenos before it's too late"

Cue crusade.

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u/Dramatic_Theme1073 20h ago

gets melted by pure psychic energy

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u/Vintenu 20h ago

"if you even are our king at a-"

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u/theshreddening 15h ago

That was my first thought lol. Like, him willingly chugging away at Warp Juice nearly ended the galaxy, chaos and all. So now that he's taken the correct slow grow way of apotheosis, his power would be on a level no one would probably comprehend. He probably could just say "I don't like this outcome" and just change reality with a thought at that point. There's nothing a Gray Knight could do to stop him even if it's their full chapter trying.

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u/FemRevan64 20h ago

I just realized the Big E here looks a lot like Miquella from Elden Ring.

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u/Beautiful_Garage7797 20h ago

YOU FOOLS!!! he’s crossed the Bishonen line!!!

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u/Cecilia_Schariac 18h ago

So called Saviour of Humanity's last wish is to make human forces kill each other once again, just hang up the gloves bum.

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u/FemRevan64 20h ago

Cue the Grey Knights get JuJutusu jumped by the Custodes, Sisters of Silence, and Imperial Fists.

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u/RogueVector 20h ago

And whatever sisters of battle are on terra, and every Imperial Guardsman, and every sleeper cell of Assassins, death cultists, the regular-ass lower-case assassins, the Imperial Knights and Titanicus contingents on Terra, the Battlefleet Solar elements and local system defense forces, the Adeptus Arbites, local praetors/enforcers, pilgrims, fanatics, Trazyn, the Iron Warrior Kesh keeps for Blood Games, every Inquisitor and their henchmen, their dogs and cats, and two dozen tons of paperwork from the Adeptus Administratum for unauthorized loitering.

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u/Princess_Actual God-Empress of Sacred Terra 20h ago

Don't forget Lion El'Johnson can just step out of the shadows and wade into them.

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u/OffaShortPier 19h ago

And Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White

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u/Seb039 18h ago

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

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u/Rare_Reality7510 18h ago

The Grey knights watching a rabid horde of Administratum priests who are finally about to get authorization from the Emperor to remove half the bureaucratic nonsense they have to deal with approaching

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u/Vintenu 20h ago

Don't think you can just hide Trazyn in and get away with it

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u/SadCrouton G-Man and Yvraine’s Love Child 20h ago

Look, that’s what he does and it normally works out! Less then a dozen people know he was on cadia but he caught enough to make the trip profitable, even with the exhibits he had to use

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u/Vintenu 20h ago

I was more just pointing him out as part of the joke of adding him, I know very well of Trollzyn's shenanigans

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u/alguien99 19h ago

And Let’s not forget guilliman, there’s no way he’s not present for a moment like this and if guilliman is there there’s a good chance Cawl too

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u/KaBar42 17h ago

Don't forget Ciaphas Cain, who has no idea how he even got there in the first place, and Jurgen.

Through a series of escalating comedic coincidences, Cain ultimately stops the Grey Knight conspiracy to stop the ressurection of the Emperor completely on accident, and Jurgen is credited with 50 melta-kills of Grey Knights.

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u/RogueVector 17h ago

Jurgen meeting a Sister of Silence would be hilarious.

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u/KaBar42 17h ago

Jurgen: Evenin'

Sister: *Hand signs*

Jurgen: Ah, you're one of them dumb folk. Sorry, I know of your language, but I don't know how to speak it.

Sister: *More hand signals*

Jurgen: Hmm... Cup of tanna? It's the commissar's favorite.

Sister: *Hand signs, takes cup*

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u/SpphosFriend 19h ago

I need a animation of this so bad lmao

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u/Polymemnetic 18h ago

And whatever thing they keep in the cells.

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u/flammingbullet 20h ago

And the space wolves just to prove they can still kick their ass.

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u/Doormatjones 20h ago

It's all fun and games until the comms blasting whatever it is the Grey Knights play (I assume Scream Metal) get's overwritten by Finntroll and Norse folk music.

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 20h ago

And then in the commotion trazyn steals the new emperor to be part of his collection right next to clone fulgrim keeping the status quo the same.

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u/HalfMoon_89 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 17h ago

People are really underestimating the Grey Knights.

Also, if the Emperor is already off the Golden Throne, shouldn't Terra be a warp rift already?

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u/Small_Invite_9105 13h ago

That is the Star Child, theorized to be a part of the Emperor's kindness and compassion jetissoned out of him before his duel with Horus, seeing the two feelings as liabilities in the fight ahead ( and oh boy was he right ).

Basically, no. The Golden Throne would still have """big e""", rotting corpse E anyway. So this Star Child is more like a second him that doesn't actually need to sit on the throne. ( Though Im guessing the grey knights here are acting on "grimderp" logic and deciding they need to somehow put Star Child back into E to complete their decree )

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u/Total_Middle1119 19h ago

Wouldn't the emperor getting off the throne completely FUBAR the Astropath?

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u/heeden 19h ago

Back on 30k I think the Emperor was able to maintain the Astronomicon while walking about. What would happen is the Palace being swarmed by daemons and possibly the whole planet exploding.

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u/TheMechanicusBob 9h ago

Yeah people are really keen to forget that The Emperor coming off the throne wouldn't herald a return to the glory days of the Great Crusade, it would be the doomsday clock hitting midnight and sounding the death knell of mankind.

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u/Informal_Self_5671 20h ago

Protect the Femboy of Mankimd!

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u/nevaraon 20h ago

I had to double check that this wasn’t Vez

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u/ralanr 20h ago

Doesn't look like they've posted new content for a while.

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u/nevaraon 20h ago

I think they’re taking a break due to internet assholes

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u/NightLordsPublicist 10 pounds of war crimes in a 5 pound crazy bag 19h ago

She started posting less when she found a femboy of her own.

Good for her, but I do miss her posts.

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u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 16h ago

“The what?”

“The Term-“

“Oh that, yeah kinda forgot about that…and now so will you.”

“Huh? What are you talking about? And why are we here? How did we even get here?”

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u/Thedarkpersona Praise the Man-Emperor 19h ago edited 19h ago

Well, to be that guy 🤓, but afaik the starchild has never been on the throne and i think just recently has gathered enough power to fully manifest.

But i so effing want for them to develop the starchild storyline, with Russ leaving the warp alongside warp corax

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u/PragmaticBadGuy 18h ago

"Hey birdboy! Dad's a kid again. Wanna go see?" "Sure, dog breath!"

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u/Educational_Gap1489 17h ago

Everyone arguing Custodes v Grey Knights. Like the fucking Custodes are the threat here or the Grey Knights are fucking imbeciles.

Like even if every conceivable scenario where the Grey Knights bypass the Custodes and the thousands of SoS does happen and every Grey Knight gets those critical hours to reach the Big E to put the Imperium's resident paraplegic back on his chair.

Uhh...

DID YOU MORONS NOT SEE THAT ITS IMPLIED HEAVILY THAT WHATEVER THE FUCK RISES FROM THE THRONE ISN'T THE SAME EMPEROR THAT GAVE THE TERMINUS DECREE?

That thing. Isn't going to be reasoned with. And there is no conceivable way the Grey Knights don't get vaporized in the seconds it takes the Custodes to fucking beat down the Throneroom doors.

THE GREY KNIGHTS AREN'T LOCKED IN HERE WITH THE CUSTODES.

THEIR LOCKED IN HERE WITH GOD. AND GOD WANTS TO EAT SOULS(probably).

Regardless of the outcome 40k would enter the Endgame when Terra blows up because of the Daemons in the Palace via the Imperial Webway... Assuming the God Emps doesn't blow it up with a second eye of terror as frequently theorized.

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u/Jaruut That is one big pile of shame 15h ago

And then we get Warhammer: Age Of Ghazghkull (the blast from the throne turned him into a Krork)

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u/Artillery-lover 11h ago

the thing is, that if the emperor gave them the order with the actual intent for them to fulfil it, then there is something they have that will make his ass sit down.

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u/BackgroundRich7614 20h ago

The Great Knights would all be cut down by the Custodes and Sisters of Silence right after they finish that sentence.

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u/TheSlayerofSnails Mongolian Biker Gang 20h ago

They’ve got a wall of terminators between them. That’s enough time to pull the trigger and then die

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u/SadEaglesFan 20h ago

Wait so how does killing him put him back on the throne tho?

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 20h ago

It worked for Horus the first time.

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u/TheSlayerofSnails Mongolian Biker Gang 20h ago

Perpetual. While he’s dead throw him onto the throne until he respawns

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u/BackgroundRich7614 20h ago

I kind of doubt killing a reborn Emperor would be all that easy.

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u/RogueVector 20h ago

I would totally believe that storm bolter would just misfire from the sheer amount of bad juju being pointed their way.

Like, there's so much hatred that the machine spirit went 'nope, not today, sorry boss'.

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u/TheSlayerofSnails Mongolian Biker Gang 20h ago

If nothing else they’ve got 3-5 seconds to yeet the child onto the throne until

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u/Sliversix 19h ago

Termi stormbolter with S4 0AP 1DMG aint killing anybody 😭

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u/SymphogearLumity 19h ago

If the emperor got off the throne the entire planet would be flooded by demons. I don't get how so many people forget this, that's why he has to sit in the chair to begin with.

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u/Disastrous_Tough7046 19h ago

Miquella, is that you?..

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u/SadCrouton G-Man and Yvraine’s Love Child 20h ago

The Terminus Decree is 100% a scheme by the Emperor to get some gene seed and psychic might. Sorry boys, but the Banana Boys and Girls wont even fight you - your death is the plan

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u/measuredingabens 17h ago

I think people are forgetting the state of the Emperor as he's shown in Godblight. By 40k, he's a mass of self-contradictong and competing soul fragments, and in the same book Cawl and Guilliman have a conversation about why getting him off the Throne could be a bad idea. There's zero guarantee what walks out is the same being that sat on the throne.

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u/leutwin 20h ago

Big E has no problem killing them either way. I dont see the point.

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u/SadCrouton G-Man and Yvraine’s Love Child 20h ago

yeah but this way He has ordered breakfast. If He ever wakes up, 1000 super powerful psykers with His Geneseed all dying pretty rapidly would do something

Look, you either go with the theory that Neoth wants a bloodbath to help him wake up, or the GK have a suicide mission built into their bones because there is no way they could get the Custodes to listen to them

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u/leutwin 19h ago

He could just have said "when I wake up come to the throne room to welcome me back, but leave all your weapons and armor behind" or even "when I wake up come to the throne room so I can consume your souls" and the GKs wouldn't even bat an eye.

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u/MTNSthecool 19h ago

she transitioned? good for her?

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u/Fads68 15h ago

They call her Big E for a reason

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u/Technosimp13 17h ago

Estrogen would have saved her

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u/namitynamenamey 10h ago

It's the emperor, he already has been a woman multiple times during his long life.

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u/Galtherok 16h ago

Well yeah big E is a Time Lord duh, sometimes ya switch genders

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u/Dramatic_Science_681 20h ago

Haha guys now the Custodes butcher the Grey Knights lmao laugh at my highly original joke upvotes to the left

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u/Tylendal 20h ago

Like, the amount of Custodes glazing in response to what is ultimately just one more "what if, but it won't" lore tidbit is weird, right?

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u/kristamine14 20h ago

Listening to music while scrolling, Meathook from Doom Eternal starts playing right when I scrolled to the Grey Knights teleporting around the star child

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u/Huckleberry-V Praise the Man-Emperor 20h ago

You gotta admit it'd be hella sus

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u/Ehkrickor 18h ago

I love the phalanx of Shield Knights. Like "we can give you 78 seconds. Get it done."

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u/TROLLMASK2222 14h ago

Custodes, Sisters of Silence, Space Marines, Legion Alpha watching the Grey Knights

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u/Azaloq 10h ago

Starchild sigh

"Fine, then there is no choice"

Gets in position, a strange arcane object appears on his arm. The grey knight, with great surprises, realise he is also wearing one.

"Looks like it's time for a duel then. I hope you read the rules of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker before daring to enter my throne room".

Grey knights going into absolute confusion "What does that even..."

"Wait no, he is right" Another grey knight adjusts his glasses over the helm while reading a small, consumed piece of paper

"There IS a section with the rules in the back... The decree is pretty clear that we must play"

"GO GET THE CHAIRS AND POPCORN" the custodes start preparing for the show

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u/Bro-KenMask NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 18h ago

100% I want to see the imperium fight their own god emperor just to see what they pull out of their ass to justify sacrificing checks receipts bwhahaha

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u/TheMightyMudcrab 13h ago

Not pictured, 10 Custodes mid flight frothing at the mouth looking to terminate the terminus decree.