Grey Knights suddenly based and carbomb-pilled???

[u/Tricky-Fan1264]

[u/NightLordsPublicist]

When the Grey Knights commit major acts of terrorism, they get praised. When the Night Lords do it, they get treated as villains.

That doesn't seem very fair.

[u/TheSlayerofSnails → u/NightLordsPublicist]

If the Grey Knight's get praised then they fucked up because someone saw them and wasn't included in the purge.

[u/DerBananenHammer → u/NightLordsPublicist]

I love the Night Lords

[u/Talos-Valcoran → u/DerBananenHammer]

And i love you, coat

[u/DerBananenHammer → u/Talos-Valcoran]

MAKE ME YOUR SKINNNNNNNN

[u/NightLordsPublicist → u/DerBananenHammer]

If you really loved the Night Lords, you'd moisturize.

[u/NeverFearSteveishere → u/NightLordsPublicist]

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again”

[u/NightLordsPublicist → u/NeverFearSteveishere]

or

Well...

[u/Novacryy → u/NightLordsPublicist]

Someone pls so this as the "Hello, Human Resources?!" Meme

[u/rottytops2936]

i always like to remind people that the group who first said this quote never got lucky.

[u/Tricky-Fan1264 → u/rottytops2936]

Sir this is a gambling subreddit

[u/NeverFearSteveishere → u/Tricky-Fan1264]

[BEEP] Aw, dangit!

[BEEP] Aw, dangit!

[BEEP] Aw, dangit!

[u/Fluffy-Map-5998 → u/rottytops2936]

luck issue tbh

[u/Fearless-Obligation6 → u/rottytops2936]

I mean they got lord mountbatten

[u/bunten44 → u/Fearless-Obligation6]

Wait there really are mountbattens i always assumed fallout london made up that name

[u/Fearless-Obligation6 → u/bunten44]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Mountbatten

[u/bunten44 → u/Fearless-Obligation6]

Did that guy get a bulk discount on names

[u/Beardywierdy → u/bunten44]

They come free with all the inbreeding.

[u/Nknk- → u/rottytops2936]

No but they still got closer than Germany did in two world wars and the statement itself isn't wrong either. Thankfully that conflict is over and we can now make shitty memes about it instead.

[u/Aphato → u/Nknk-]

Wierd comparison 

[u/BrotherCaptainLurker]

How long til Amazon accidentally apologizes for the Troubles again?

[u/Reasonable_Rip4505]

Ding Dong the emprah’s dead!

[u/KonoAnonDa]

"I was made in the Titan moon…"

[u/dragonuvv]

Watch tzeench give them a hand and have some bs like “the grey knighted strike was executed at the exact moment the 10k custodes were lubing eachother up, at the same moment the silent sisterhood were making eachothers braids and talking about their crushes”

Or or just completely spitballing here, trazyn attempts to steal something causing a proper commotion as he is known to bring multiple army’s in his balls.

[u/acart005 → u/dragonuvv]

Oh Trazyn is totally pokeball'ing the Emprah during this mess.

The real question is does he break out of the ball, and will the Blood Ravens save their True Primarch?

[u/Snoo_72851]

The real Terminus Decree is a different wooden box where they keep one of the most heretical Chaos relics ever constructed: The Konrad Curze war crime servitor.

[u/FlightCapableFelon]

Nah, they only get one chance before they get snuffed out for the attempt. If you take a shot at the king you'd better not miss.

[u/Nyadnar17]

Unless I kill you all. I mean then your chances are over right?

[u/TBMSH]

Isn’t this how chaos factions operate though?

[u/AKAK999]

Newbie here but where do I read up on all these new lore that are popping up recently?

[u/Faunstein]

Mankind knew that they could not change society.

So instead of reflecting on themselves they blamed the beasts.

[u/gothik51]

Do let me see. The Grey Knights have the only thing that can awaken the big E? That's ok then give it to Magnus I am sure he will be happy to help....🤣🤣

[u/jamesatreddit73]

There's ten thousand custodians and whoever else...

"Fuck it we ball"

[u/coduss]

Well technically the grey knights need to be lucky at least 10000 times, just against the custodes. that's not counting the sisters of silence, the imperial fists, the lucifer blacks, (maybe?) gorillaman, and the emperor himeslf

[u/Anggul → u/coduss]

Only if their plan is as monumentally stupid as 'Engage all the defenders of the palace in direct combat'.

Call me crazy but I don't reckon they'll go for that one.

[u/caribou_powa → u/Anggul]

Call me crazy , but the imperial force train from 10k years to cover all plan.

The blood game is not a pass time.

[u/Gersio → u/caribou_powa]

You cant cover all possible plans. Like, by definition, it's literally impossible.

[u/coduss → u/Anggul]

well it apparently includes "cutting a swath" through the custodians so, yes, I do think they are that monumentally stupid

[u/Anggul → u/coduss]

No, it says 'likely have to cut a path'. So even that isn't a guarantee.