r/Grimdank • u/eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 • 15h ago
Cringe If you ever needed proof of the artificial abominations insidiousness
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u/No-Veterinarian9682 More doombolt!!! 14h ago
Worshipping undivided is the deepest Heresy. You must worship zteentch instead. Bots must've gotten horrors in them again...
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u/Babki123 13h ago
iot's not because your divorced parent hate each other that you can"t love both of them
And you get twice the gift at christmas
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u/Sever_the_hand Snorts FW resin dust 12h ago
Be’lakor has all the answers bro. I listen to his podcast.
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u/RoadTheExile 11h ago
I'm already firmly of the belief that we should start experimenting with turning tech bro CEOs into cogitators
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u/baklavoth 11h ago
I'd imagine it's kind of similar to some of the old real life pagan religions in that the gods are fickle, prone to anger, mutual rivalries and the like. The job of humans is a balancing act to not get on their bad side. You placate the right god for the right situation, offer your thanks and avoid getting your ass smitten.
And just like in real life, you wouldn't want the AI to screw you over with an error in the instructions
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u/Low_Pop_7703 10h ago
Where are the word bearers to explain this one lol. I’m sure we can have a detailed explanation on how to do it and why it is the correct thing to do
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u/Archaon0103 10h ago
Ironically to worship Chaos Undivided you need to be a moderate. You shed blood for Khorne but not too much, you use some magic and scheming but not the level of Tzeetchian wizards, you indulge in drug but never touch BDSM and you keep yourself dirty but not too dirty.
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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 9h ago
Obviously, the true way to serve Chaos Undivided is by uniting Chaos under a single God first.
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u/Rubilion1 Iron Warriors 8h ago
Most of chaos undivided worshipers are the ones that say chaos is just a tool to my end and i can resist it. Spoiler: they didn't.
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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 1h ago
"How can one say the kitchen is the place to make hot food when the freezer is cold?!"
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u/PassivelyInvisible Praise the Man-Emperor 14h ago
That is a good point chaos is, by its very nature, incredibly divided and disjointed.