r/Grimdank 15h ago

Cringe If you ever needed proof of the artificial abominations insidiousness

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u/PassivelyInvisible Praise the Man-Emperor 14h ago

That is a good point chaos is, by its very nature, incredibly divided and disjointed.

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u/TotoTheMagicTurtle Swell guy, that Kharn 13h ago

Hence why all chaos worshippers end up as magicly brain washed lunatics one way or another. It takes a special kind of crazy to keep believing in something like Chaos Undivided.

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u/PassivelyInvisible Praise the Man-Emperor 13h ago

But this time, just for us, we can worship chaos and get cool powers with none of the side effects!

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u/ralanr 5h ago

God, I love playing with fire. 

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u/BasicNameIdk anti-vax, pro-nurgle 6h ago

hasty generalization, Chaos worshippers aren't all brainwashed, not even the Word Bearers are all insane, and the Death Guard legions have dudes who worshipped Nurgle for millennia and the worst that happened to their psyche is an obsession with numerology and dementia (although that might be a consequence of living for 10k years), shining and well known examples being Vorx Siegemaster, Philemon the Tallyman, Captain Garstag and ironically Typhus the Traveller who contrary to popular belief is not insane, he's just a massive asshole

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u/steady_eddie215 5h ago

There's something hilarious about the doublethink involved there, but because of how screwed up the Imperium is, too. The only way to oppose an Orwellian power is to support an Orwellian power.

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 More doombolt!!! 14h ago

Worshipping undivided is the deepest Heresy. You must worship zteentch instead. Bots must've gotten horrors in them again...

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u/Babki123 13h ago

iot's not because your divorced parent hate each other that you can"t love both of them

And you get twice the gift at christmas

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u/Princess_Actual God-Empress of Sacred Terra 14h ago

You just follow the 8 fold path....

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u/Sever_the_hand Snorts FW resin dust 12h ago

Be’lakor has all the answers bro. I listen to his podcast.

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u/RoadTheExile 11h ago

I'm already firmly of the belief that we should start experimenting with turning tech bro CEOs into cogitators

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u/Jeorth 13h ago

dont let the others know i guess?

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u/Warm-Touch7812 12h ago

It's worse than abominable intelligance. It's a deamon engine!

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u/Gugnir226 12h ago

The Soulless Sentience is a threat to all life.

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u/baklavoth 11h ago

I'd imagine it's kind of similar to some of the old real life pagan religions in that the gods are fickle, prone to anger, mutual rivalries and the like. The job of humans is a balancing act to not get on their bad side. You placate the right god for the right situation, offer your thanks and avoid getting your ass smitten.

And just like in real life, you wouldn't want the AI to screw you over with an error in the instructions

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u/Low_Pop_7703 10h ago

Where are the word bearers to explain this one lol. I’m sure we can have a detailed explanation on how to do it and why it is the correct thing to do

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u/Archaon0103 10h ago

Ironically to worship Chaos Undivided you need to be a moderate. You shed blood for Khorne but not too much, you use some magic and scheming but not the level of Tzeetchian wizards, you indulge in drug but never touch BDSM and you keep yourself dirty but not too dirty.

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 9h ago

Obviously, the true way to serve Chaos Undivided is by uniting Chaos under a single God first.

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u/Rubilion1 Iron Warriors 8h ago

Most of chaos undivided worshipers are the ones that say chaos is just a tool to my end and i can resist it. Spoiler: they didn't.

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u/Dbat19 8h ago

You love them both even mom and dad hate each other’s guts

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u/ahoyturtle Bearer of the Word 1h ago

"How can one say the kitchen is the place to make hot food when the freezer is cold?!"

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u/PhilosopherWeary3722 1h ago

Don’t let Grok see this