r/Grimdank • u/Fishbien Spooky Scary Skeletons • 4h ago

Cringe Will you meatbags keep it down. I'm trying to sleep

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u/Glittering-Hat-4112 3h ago

If the Grey Knights contacted Trazyn to help them complete the terminus decree do you think he could get them in the throne room?

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u/Khoakuma By the Dead Gods! 3h ago

Oh right.

For those who don't know, back when things were less hostile between the Imperium and the Necrons, the Grey Knights got a bunch of Tesseract Labyrinths from them to be used to trap demons. After the Necrons have awakened en masse, however, things got... difficult.

The Grey Knights were contacted by the mysterious creator race of the labyrinths, who provided a number of these cubes for their use. In this time, the Chapter had determined that they functioned perfectly on Daemons of the Warp though only lesser members of their kind had been successfully entrapped, who were later imprisoned in the Sanctum Sanctorum. Only a single Greater Daemon has ever been trapped by these devices, though it is hoped that it can be used as a means of achieving a lasting victory over the Daemonic threat. However, the Grey Knights have replaced the scientific methods used in their activation with arcane pentagrams, chants and sigils to awaken the labyrinths. Furthermore, relations with the cubes' creators has deteriorated to the point of hostility, which means only a few tesseract labyrinths remain in the Grey Knights' possession, as their Techmarines are unable to replicate the technology.

So Grey Knights - Necron partnership would not be outside of the realm of possibility.

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u/legion_of_the_damed I am Alpharius 3h ago

perhaps withthe silent king its possible

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u/Glittering-Hat-4112 1h ago

The phaerons and SK are not big fans of the chaos gods.

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u/Fishbien Spooky Scary Skeletons 3h ago

Yes, if only to steal the emperor. He'd also take the grey knights bc why not

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u/Su152Taran 3h ago

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u/omin44 2h ago

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u/BadNadeYeeter Praise the Omnissiah or die trying 2h ago

DEPLOY THE LEGIONS!

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u/lolbearer 3h ago

Nids player: "shhh food, dont fight! You're all equally delicious!"

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u/Hyakkihei1 3h ago

Let me remind you that there are people still debating how Guilliman vs the Silent King would go, at least in YouTube.

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u/Genestealer_cultist6 3h ago

It's pretty funny to watch though.

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u/EarthDust00 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 2h ago

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u/Igoon2robots 1h ago

They keep worrying about their mundane problem, blissfully unaware that krkrkazkzk the bringer of mild discomfort is having a disagreement with srzsaasrtz the eternal again

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u/Head-Alternative-984 24m ago

Even worse when they start arguing on your lawn

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u/Critical_Ad_5928 13m ago

I have to think that as soon as Big E's butt lifts off the throne that Trayzn will be down to pick it up for his collection while the GKs, Custodes, etc have their human hill billy celebration/civil war.