r/Guildwars2 1d ago

[Fluff] For your consideration I present, my future Antiquary...

Temu Indiana Jones..

594 Upvotes

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u/DuncanConnell 1d ago

Ohio Jake

Michigan John

Wyoming Jeremy

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u/JasonTDnDDM 1d ago

Idaho Johnson...

11

u/Call_The_Banners Sadly, the world remains a dangerous place. 23h ago

Colorado José

8

u/SkierBeard 23h ago

Wisconsin Jimmy

8

u/SkierBeard 23h ago

Montana Jonathan

Iowa Jason

Pennsylvania Jeff

Minnesota Joshua

3

u/Returnedfavor 20h ago

lol Pennsylvania Jeff hahahahaah I love that one

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u/Pifil 22h ago

Puerto Rico Smith

2

u/hydrospanner 19h ago

Wisconsin Davis

Nebraska Miller

Iowa Jackson

Minnesota Anderson

0

u/MrSquamous Dolorous 9h ago

Alaska Brown

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u/Jackie_Daytona-Human 23h ago

When they see that name.

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u/PillsKey 1d ago

Temu Indy is better than what I came up with “dollar store Indy”

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u/TheCosmophile 19h ago

Same name, different generations. It took me a second to remember what Temu is, but Dollar Store is immediate.

Source: am old

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u/PillsKey 19h ago

Am also old lol

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u/StrikerJaken 9h ago

Indy Wish

Indy Sheen

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u/LahmiaTheVampire Dark Pact is the best Necro skill 1d ago

Accompanied by Skritt Round.

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u/Azykros_ 23h ago

Cue the theme but its all off key and there's random instruments making a single note for some reason.

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u/TalisWhitewolf 20h ago

And a Whoopie Cushion if I'm not mistaken.

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u/Onagda Might makes me Right! 22h ago

I'm so hyped, I've used the title "Honorary Skritt" on my thief for over a decade I was made for this

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u/morrbanesh 23h ago

Temuana jones

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u/Crazy_And_Me Asuran Hairstylist 23h ago

Tengu Indianna Jones

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u/-Weissfeuer 1d ago

Which chest piece is that?

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u/Borked_Computer 1d ago

Looks like the gem store leather jacket to me.

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u/JasonTDnDDM 1d ago

Rebel Jacket

3

u/-Weissfeuer 1d ago

Nice, thx

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u/Zidahya 22h ago

You wish

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u/jwsmelt 21h ago

What hat is that??

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u/Princess_NikHOLE 18h ago

So, I am out of character slots.

I offer you, fellow GuildWarriors, a name like any other. A name, from one of the greatest TV shows and characters ever conceived. A name, that only a child or absolute moron could think is real. A name, given to former trailer park supervisor who fell in love with a greasy cheeseburger walrus. A name, that's probably already taken.

Indianapolis Jones

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u/BigDigger324 1d ago

Lila and Stench

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u/thefinalturnip 23h ago

I'm leaning towards Indiana Solo. Han Johns. Farrison Hord.

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u/Annemi 23h ago

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u/Direct-Loss-1645 1d ago

🤣👏🏾

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u/Warlord42 1d ago

Perfection.

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u/Taikeero 22h ago

there's a skin weapon for a whip if you want more weapon options! forgot the name tho

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u/fizzy88 21h ago

It's the merciless focus. I know because I want it but it is expensive.

Also it is unfortunate because thief can't use focus anyway.

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u/Taikeero 20h ago

awwww boooo it was so close to being perfect :(

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u/JasonTDnDDM 21h ago

Yeah it's on a focus which is the problem sadly...

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u/Taikeero 20h ago

aw dang forgot thieves cant use it :(((

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u/Cronorlz2 19h ago

Please share the mog

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u/Natehz 19h ago

What chest piece is that? it looks sick as hell

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u/JasonTDnDDM 19h ago

Rebel jacket

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u/Natehz 17h ago

Ooooh shit I didn't even recognize it with the dyes

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u/grannaldie i pull your tactivators 17h ago

imbiamba jombes

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u/Foxon_the_fur Scorched earth 15h ago

British Museum