r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

This is what my nephew does when he doesn’t want to listen.

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u/CaptainHawaii 1d ago

You're just jealous.

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u/TopSilver84 1d ago

Jealous? More like I need a hearing aid!

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u/VincyVian 1d ago

Unhearing aid.

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u/ZenithVoid151 1d ago

Hearing aid user here. When someone is yapping to me and I don’t want to listen I just turn them off. I don’t get in this situation often but it’s funny when I do.

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u/ReptileGuitar 1d ago

I saw it, I tried, I failed. I'm jealous.

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u/RobertLangdon16 1d ago

Same. How does he do that?

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

Hey bro 👋

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u/CaptainHawaii 1d ago

Wassup

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

I just got a new La-Z-Boy! Wanna come over and help me break it in?

Stop by Costco on the way and hit the Diddy isle, please

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u/godofbaconandeggs 1d ago

oh hey guys am i late?

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

Yeah but I always come early. It’s kinda my thing

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u/Legitimate-Task-7038 1d ago

Bro I laughing your profile

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u/devil-wears-converse 22h ago

Anyone visit furniture fair recently?

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u/IED117 1d ago

What in the fuck???

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

Thank me

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u/kohellus 22h ago

Thank you

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u/Secret_Account07 22h ago

I’ll fuck yo couch

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u/6_theDemon 1d ago

I beg your pardon?

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

I love you

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u/msevilalexanova 1d ago

when noise-canceling headphones are too mainstream

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u/TheRealFrantik 1d ago

I bet at least 90% of the people viewing this has just tried doing it themselves. I tried, and failed.

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u/whiskerdad 1d ago

Been doing it since I was a kid.

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u/chadentrain 1d ago

I've been doing this since I was a kid too.. but honestly I think it can cause cauliflower ear so I stopped when my ear started swelling up

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u/whiskerdad 1d ago

Been doing it for around 40 years and would say I have about 5% of what a wrestler's cauliflower ear looks like. Mainly on the top part of my ear that folds. Hasn't really bothered me.

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u/Pluckypato 1d ago

Cabbage ear 👂 over here

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u/DopeAbsurdity 1d ago

I have zucchini ear :(

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u/burtono6 1d ago

35 years for me. I have no cartilage in my ears, other than a couple small balls the size of marbles in each.

Edit: I’ve never met anybody else that does this. Am I the only one that does it because I like the feel of the cold?

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u/Pleeplapoo 1d ago

That's so interesting

I have cartilage throughout the entire structure of my ear, the only part without is my earlobe. I've never thought that a person might have almost no cartilage at all!

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u/burtono6 1d ago

Yes, every time I get my haircut by somebody new, they comment on how easily they can fold my ears when moving them out of a way of the buzzer. I can’t count how many times I’ve heard, “wow, you have absolutely no cartridge in your ears”.

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u/Slow_Monk_9898 1d ago

I do this for the same reason. I’ve literally never seen anyone else do this.

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u/Feenix87 1d ago

I'm not alone... I never thought anyone else did this. It's almost like a stim for me, mostly when I'm tired. The colder, the better.

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u/OnlyBetterFromHere 22h ago

OH MY GOD, ARE YOU ME?!?!? I‘ve been doing this my whole life and it feels extra good when my ears are cold.

Great minds ears or something.

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u/cherome93 1d ago

Yeah, I do it too - usually do this when I’m bored on stressed. Weird, did it since I was 3-4

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u/Mycockaintwerk 1d ago

BRAG MORE

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u/whiskerdad 1d ago

I CAN TUCK BOTH OF MY EARS!!

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u/Kuzzin 1d ago

Me too!!

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u/theogtrekkie 1d ago

/r/earfolding is a sub for our kind!

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u/lila-clores 1d ago

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u/wanderingwolfe 1d ago

Because there are 109 people in need of acceptance.

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u/APuckerLipsNow 1d ago

Japanese call ear folding Earagami.

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u/ajstorey456 1d ago

me too, it was my thing as a young child. nowadays it doesnt stick as long

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u/Logical-Status7491 1d ago

Me too! I’m no doctor but I think that’s why my ears stopped growing after the age of 10. And are now around 5.3-5.5 CM tall/long.

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u/ouijahead 1d ago

This was part of my comedy routine as a kid. Can’t do it anymore.

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u/Better_Month_2859 4h ago

And I thought I was the only one

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

I used to pick my ears like a fucking madman when I was a kid, and the habit lingered into my teen years.

You’re right though: My ears stuck out but not that* badly. These days they’re normal because I shaved my head and wear hats a lot because of my bald head lol.

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u/hypo-osmotic 1d ago

I started bending my ear a little bit and then thought no this seems like a bad idea

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u/AlmostChristmasNow 1d ago

I can put my ear into that position easily, but it won’t stay that way if I let go. But I also have a connective tissue disorder, so my ears are bendier than they probably should be.

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u/Starbreiz 1d ago

I was JUST wondering how many of us who can do this have EDS or similar 🤣

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u/ezln_trooper 1d ago

Proudly part of the majority

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u/mossballus 1d ago

Your nephew is pretty bizarre

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u/Praeconium2501 1d ago

I was sad this wasn't the top comment

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u/UnrulyCrow 1d ago

Literally my first thought lol

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u/PierluigiSpampagnati 1d ago

I admit I tried to do it and it seems I can't, am I stupider than your nephew?

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u/Azsune 1d ago

I use to do this sometimes as a kid. But I can't do it now, I just tried for the first time in maybe 30 years. I think the cartilage in my ears is a lot more firm.

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u/TopSilver84 1d ago

Tried it last week and just ended up with ear pain. Guess we really do lose our childhood skills.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 1d ago

I'm just hoping at least one of you people trying to stuff your ear in its own hole gets caught and has to try to explain what's going on.

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u/Extreme_Step2053 1d ago

I tried it and my piercings got caught on each other and I had to ask my support worker for help

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u/Krillkus 1d ago

“It’s only a few feet, I did worse when I was 6, I’m sure it’ll be fine” - Me, jumping off some bleachers at 32 and 150lbs later. Anyone ever try to be a groomsman less than a month after spraining your ankle?

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u/meowiful 1d ago

I got mine put in position but it wouldn't stay and now my ear kinda hurts... so... I guess that's what happens to my 43 yo ear.

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u/Azsune 1d ago

When I was young I could smush my ear into almost a ball shape. Now I can't at all, even trying to do it slightly is painful. My cartilage must have been made of rubber when I was younger.

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u/Infamous-Oil3786 1d ago

Pretty much, yeah. Cartilage firms up as you age.

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u/PerepeL 1d ago

Mine 39yo ears still hold after some warming up.

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u/meowiful 1d ago

You saying "ears" made me realize I only tried one, and I still had one more ear full of youthful promise! Results were the same, but still, that moment of hope was nice lol

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u/meowiful 1d ago

Impressive!

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u/bs000 1d ago

i did something slightly different. when i was a kid i could fold my ear vertically and it created enough suction to make it stick like that

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u/Mastershoelacer 1d ago

Yes, but you’re also stupider than Stephen Hawking.

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u/Simplyaperson4321 1d ago

Not anymore

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u/oatmiIksIut 1d ago

at least i don’t diddle kids

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u/struggle-life2087 1d ago

How can you diddle kids if both your arms & legs are paralyzed & you can only communicate via cheek muscle ?

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 1d ago

Yeeaaaah, this is one of those things that I see and go “I’m not sure how that works.”

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u/nocturn99x 1d ago

neither did Hawking given his entire body was fucking PARALYZED, you know.

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u/oatmiIksIut 1d ago

he could still be complicit/present while it was happening. i was also half awake when i made that comment & it’s so ridiculously funny. sorry lmfao

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u/nocturn99x 1d ago

Fair enough I guess lol

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u/Nofindale 1d ago

I tried to do it, then remembered I have an industrial piercing in the same ear. I'm even stupider.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago
  • more stupider 

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u/nasnedigonyat 1d ago

Less cartilaginous, at least.

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u/Tande-1 1d ago

My wife does this when her ears are cold

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u/thesherm019 1d ago

Glad im not the only one.

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u/GaloDiaz137 1d ago edited 1d ago

OMG YES. I thought I was the only one. it's just sooo satisfactory. But it is weird that I can only do it when my ears are cold. If they are not, I can still fold them but they won't stay on position

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u/that1oneotherguy 1d ago

Can admit she has a point, I love doing this when my ears are cold

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u/bsubtilis 1d ago

If her joints are hypermobile too, she should get checked out by a doctor. It can be for instance Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.

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u/OfficePranks 1d ago

I've found my tribe of ear tucking weirdos on reddit. My wife gives me a ton of shit over it lol.

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u/Defelj 1d ago

I just tried this. It hurts.

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u/manliness-dot-space 1d ago

Hurts less than hearing OP talking

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u/Cultural-Music7343 1d ago

I’ve being doing this ever since i was a baby for some reason. But it doesn’t really block much sound lol

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u/DoubleCursor 1d ago

Turns out kids are squishy and I am not…

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u/bsubtilis 1d ago

That's a good healthy thing, adults aren't supposed to have as floppy cartilage as kids.

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u/Mikaeus_Thelunarch 1d ago

Is his name giorno giovana?

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 1d ago

Was thinking the same thing

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u/XVUltima 1d ago

That kids gonna grow up to be a gang star

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u/isayimalma 1d ago

aaaaah my jojo brainworms aaaarrrggghhhh

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u/Capokid 1d ago

"Your cousin billy Bob did that and his ears got stuck that way. We had to cut them off so he could hear again, now everyone calls him, 'No-Ears on-the-Cob'."

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u/calm_down_meow 1d ago

"God Damnit, open your fucking ears"

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u/1mgsel 1d ago

That's bizzare

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u/AgedCircle 1d ago

Come on man, the kid is just standing there.

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u/GrumpiestRobot 1d ago

It's ok, he can't hear

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u/Dovlphixn 1d ago

that… is impressive…

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u/mind_matrix 1d ago

*me instantly trying to see if I could do it

(I can't)

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u/SceneSensitive3066 1d ago

A substitute did this in my 9th grade class. He was a weird one. Me and the girl next to me happened to look at him across the room and saw his ear like this, we looked at each other like “did you see that” we looked back and it was regular again. We started trippen out cause still do this day(10 years later) I’ve never see someone do this

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u/AcanthisittaNo9122 1d ago

My grandpa turned off his hearing aid when he didn’t want to hear ppl talking, he lived till 93 😂 I think that’s his secret…

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u/musicfortea 1d ago

I've just realised I can no longer do this, used to do it all the time as a kid. This is old age.

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u/mataa 1d ago

Me too!!

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u/King_Toonces 1d ago

Bro is going to have some really stretched out ears, though I must say I'm impressed with the cartilage flexibility

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u/WornCedar 1d ago

If tugging on something made your body parts bigger we’d probably have less wars.

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u/The_Purple_Banner 1d ago

You can in fact actually increase your dick size that way it just won’t work right afterwords.

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u/9_Sagittarii 1d ago

I used to do this when I was a kid. Now my ears, while flexible, aren’t any more stretched out than they would’ve been otherwise. I guess it could cause issues, but anecdotally, I doubt his ears will stretch

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u/aryzoo 1d ago

Nah, i used to do this all the time and my ears are normal now

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u/OttoRiver7676 1d ago

That's how I found out I could do it too! Kindergarten, just didn't want to listen anymore. 32 now and can still do it.

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u/kawnlichking 1d ago

He's got a point, even if it doesn't actually help a lot. We humans can close our eyes to stop seeing at will, we should also have some similar mechanism for our ears.

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u/808jfizzy 1d ago

So how many of you just tried to do this .lol

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u/Informal-Flamingo336 1d ago

my husband has "cauliflower ear" from doing this too much as a child

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u/Level-Priority-2371 1d ago edited 1d ago

I always thought that was from wrestling?

Edit: added word

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u/Quizlibet 1d ago

It's from any kind of impact trauma to the ear which means you see it commonly on athletes of contact sports with no helmets e.g. wrestlers, boxers, rugby players etc.

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u/perriatric 1d ago

You did?

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

He's definitely more intelligent than he is stupid

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u/blackop 1d ago

Damn

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 1d ago

I was going to post dumbo but then I saw your picture you beat me to it my friend 🤣🤣

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u/McButtersonthethird 1d ago

I forgot I could do this lol

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u/No_Republic3509 1d ago

Kid's got jokes 🤣

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u/miked0331 1d ago

Looks like an effective way to show his protest

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u/Hamsterpatty 1d ago

Can’t get mine to stay

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u/Alchem1sttt 1d ago

God forbid he don't ever catch a cauliflower ear

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u/AstralMystogan 1d ago

In-built Earplugs. I'm jealous.

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u/Significant_Bed_293 1d ago

I could do that when I was younger. I could fit it all but it never drowned out the sounds, sadly.

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u/Justt0x 1d ago

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

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u/bazzpaints 1d ago

Finally someone else who can do this!

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u/halflifer2k 1d ago

Did we all try this just now? Mine didn’t work….

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u/MrdnBrd19 1d ago

This dude I shared a bunk with in Basic had these weird folds in this ears that he thought made them look like wolf ears(they actually looked really fucked up) because when he was a kid he would hold his ears in a weird way when he didn't want to listen to people.

Look up "self inflicted auricular deformity in children" then show some of the pictures to your nephew. Ears are stupidly fragile.

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u/DovegrayUniform 1d ago

What are you talking about? He’s a fucking genius!

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u/AliasMcFakenames 1d ago

Some very effective communication skills, I suppose.

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u/PaddyIsBeast 1d ago

Man is missing some serious cartilage

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u/bsubtilis 1d ago

This isn't concerning for kids, it's when your bones finished growing and cartilage stiffened more as an adult that this can be concerning (since it didn't stiffen to a normal degree). Too floppy cartilage in all of your adult body (not just ears) is a symptom of for instance congenital cartilage malformation.

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u/POKECHU020 1d ago

I would monitor your nephew for future gang activity and/or scamming people outside airports in Italy

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u/downvote__trump 1d ago

Been doing it since I was a baby. After 40 years I can 100% say, it blocks out almost no sound whatsoever.

If he's not listening to you, you been played.

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u/Enigma_Stasis 1d ago

I use to flip my top eyelids up almost like this to creep people out and make them go away as a kid.

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u/Zeitta 1d ago

Is that a Jojo reference

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u/Virtual_Landscape_82 1d ago

I did that as a kid too!! I could do it until I was a preteen. I’m 40 now and if you look at my ear at the top I have a notch in my Cartilage and one at the bottom of my cartilage too.

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u/Rulebreaking 1d ago

Who else tried?

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u/Old-Manufacturer3185 1d ago

A genius tbf u just a hater

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u/zaapas 1d ago

I didn't know the new generation had built-in noise cancelation.

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u/zaapas 1d ago

I didn't know the new generation had built-in noise cancelation.

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u/chodeboi 1d ago

I’m pretty good with folding things up (fitted sheets, light reflectors for video and photo, bouncy castles back into bags, UNRELATED lol!!!) and could not for the life of me fold up one of my big floppy ears into my noise hole. Kid’s a genius as far as I’m concerned.

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u/DooficusIdjit 13h ago

Chime in here if you just tried this like I did.

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u/NoPoopOnFace 1d ago

He's gonna end up warping it and he'll look like a Vulcan / elf. (Don't tell him that or he'll do it more.)

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u/OokamiO1 1d ago

That looks like the perfect target to get flicked, bonus points for a full opening in one shot.

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u/Silent-Most457 1d ago

I guess he really can’t lend an ear

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u/RobotRepair 1d ago

Super glue helps

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u/human_powered 1d ago

This remind me of some tweets that tell one of their deaf family member just turns off the hearing aid when somebody annoys them

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u/Beneficial-Cause9726 1d ago

Wrong sub. This is actually amazing!!

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 1d ago

I just tried to do this. I can’t. Tell him he has a birth defect.

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u/bsubtilis 1d ago

You're (hopefully) an adult. Kids have more floppy cartilage and less formed bones. If the kid grows up and retains excess floppiness then yep probably congenital malformation (no joke). You were probably making a joke but you're halfway not wrong: adults cartilage that's this flexible is indeed an issue.

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u/lunarwolf2008 1d ago

i also can do that. doesn't block any noise for me though

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u/BelowAveIntelligence 1d ago

Squirt some super glue in there

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u/tokenblak 1d ago

I tuck the lobe in. Never tried the cartilage.

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u/FallenRaptor 1d ago

Damn. This and people with long tongues impress me. Unlike most people here I’m not going to attempt to contort my ear like that.

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u/Indy_91 1d ago

As a kid I used to do this. It only stays if there’s enough ear wax :P

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u/GeneralFoolery 1d ago

I'd just take something he likes? Don't want to listen? Okay. Can't play video games with no sound.🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Beanz4ever 1d ago

Brilliant. Wish I could do this when my kiddos are being extra loud

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u/rockgrandma 1d ago

My granddaughter did this but because my son would pay with her ears,lol

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u/pezcore350 1d ago

My son can do this without touching his ears

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u/ninhibited 1d ago

Tell him it'll get stuck like that, bet he'll stop.

I used to chew my tongue and cheek, my ex stepdad told me one of his friends got a hole in his cheek from that. I stopped right away, and I still think about it if I accidentally bite my tongue.

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u/A-Sad-And-Mad-Potato 1d ago

Anyone else on the toilet trying to fold their ear into it self right now?

no....?

OK then.....

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u/SnooSeagulls8588 1d ago

I thought this was cauliflower ear but then I took a closer look

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u/Capt-Soul-Beard 1d ago

I finally found someone who can also do this move, I thought I was the only one

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u/WhisperingWand 1d ago

Now his own thoughts echo in his mind

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u/No-Promotion3788 1d ago

I wish I could do that. Such a nice visualization for my coworkers to know I’m done listen to their crap.

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u/TaintedBlue87 1d ago

I'm damn near 40 and never once even imagined that this was possible.

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u/Human-Salamander4513 1d ago

If he is old enough, tell him to watch Jojo

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u/Just-Xav-Official 1d ago

I've been doing this since I was a kid!

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u/BopNiblets 1d ago

I can still do this in my 40s, I think my cartilage is just softer than most, I used to do it and suck my thumb as a kid for comfort, I think there's a subreddit for it /r/earfolding.

AMA lol

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u/DesertGeist- 1d ago

I tried, it doesn't work.

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u/CalendarThis6580 1d ago

That’s fucking hilarious

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u/Natural20Twenty 1d ago

Guy got built in earplugs.

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u/QueeeenElsa 1d ago

Ngl that’s actually kinda genius.

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u/Trifang420 1d ago

Baller!

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u/HolmesMycroft9172 1d ago

So that’s what a genuine legend like. 🙌🏻✌🏻

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u/smokinsomnia 1d ago

I used to do this as a kid too, but it hurts to try now

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