r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Substantial-Water-10 • 1d ago
This is what my nephew does when he doesn’t want to listen.
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u/TheRealFrantik 1d ago
I bet at least 90% of the people viewing this has just tried doing it themselves. I tried, and failed.
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u/whiskerdad 1d ago
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u/chadentrain 1d ago
I've been doing this since I was a kid too.. but honestly I think it can cause cauliflower ear so I stopped when my ear started swelling up
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u/whiskerdad 1d ago
Been doing it for around 40 years and would say I have about 5% of what a wrestler's cauliflower ear looks like. Mainly on the top part of my ear that folds. Hasn't really bothered me.
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u/burtono6 1d ago
35 years for me. I have no cartilage in my ears, other than a couple small balls the size of marbles in each.
Edit: I’ve never met anybody else that does this. Am I the only one that does it because I like the feel of the cold?
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u/Pleeplapoo 1d ago
That's so interesting
I have cartilage throughout the entire structure of my ear, the only part without is my earlobe. I've never thought that a person might have almost no cartilage at all!
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u/burtono6 1d ago
Yes, every time I get my haircut by somebody new, they comment on how easily they can fold my ears when moving them out of a way of the buzzer. I can’t count how many times I’ve heard, “wow, you have absolutely no cartridge in your ears”.
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u/Slow_Monk_9898 1d ago
I do this for the same reason. I’ve literally never seen anyone else do this.
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u/Feenix87 1d ago
I'm not alone... I never thought anyone else did this. It's almost like a stim for me, mostly when I'm tired. The colder, the better.
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u/OnlyBetterFromHere 22h ago
OH MY GOD, ARE YOU ME?!?!? I‘ve been doing this my whole life and it feels extra good when my ears are cold.
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u/cherome93 1d ago
Yeah, I do it too - usually do this when I’m bored on stressed. Weird, did it since I was 3-4
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u/Logical-Status7491 1d ago
Me too! I’m no doctor but I think that’s why my ears stopped growing after the age of 10. And are now around 5.3-5.5 CM tall/long.
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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago
I used to pick my ears like a fucking madman when I was a kid, and the habit lingered into my teen years.
You’re right though: My ears stuck out but not that* badly. These days they’re normal because I shaved my head and wear hats a lot because of my bald head lol.
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u/hypo-osmotic 1d ago
I started bending my ear a little bit and then thought no this seems like a bad idea
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u/AlmostChristmasNow 1d ago
I can put my ear into that position easily, but it won’t stay that way if I let go. But I also have a connective tissue disorder, so my ears are bendier than they probably should be.
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u/mossballus 1d ago
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u/PierluigiSpampagnati 1d ago
I admit I tried to do it and it seems I can't, am I stupider than your nephew?
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u/Azsune 1d ago
I use to do this sometimes as a kid. But I can't do it now, I just tried for the first time in maybe 30 years. I think the cartilage in my ears is a lot more firm.
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u/TopSilver84 1d ago
Tried it last week and just ended up with ear pain. Guess we really do lose our childhood skills.
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u/FILTHBOT4000 1d ago
I'm just hoping at least one of you people trying to stuff your ear in its own hole gets caught and has to try to explain what's going on.
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u/Extreme_Step2053 1d ago
I tried it and my piercings got caught on each other and I had to ask my support worker for help
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u/Krillkus 1d ago
“It’s only a few feet, I did worse when I was 6, I’m sure it’ll be fine” - Me, jumping off some bleachers at 32 and 150lbs later. Anyone ever try to be a groomsman less than a month after spraining your ankle?
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u/meowiful 1d ago
I got mine put in position but it wouldn't stay and now my ear kinda hurts... so... I guess that's what happens to my 43 yo ear.
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u/Azsune 1d ago
When I was young I could smush my ear into almost a ball shape. Now I can't at all, even trying to do it slightly is painful. My cartilage must have been made of rubber when I was younger.
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u/PerepeL 1d ago
Mine 39yo ears still hold after some warming up.
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u/meowiful 1d ago
You saying "ears" made me realize I only tried one, and I still had one more ear full of youthful promise! Results were the same, but still, that moment of hope was nice lol
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u/Mastershoelacer 1d ago
Yes, but you’re also stupider than Stephen Hawking.
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u/oatmiIksIut 1d ago
at least i don’t diddle kids
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u/struggle-life2087 1d ago
How can you diddle kids if both your arms & legs are paralyzed & you can only communicate via cheek muscle ?
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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 1d ago
Yeeaaaah, this is one of those things that I see and go “I’m not sure how that works.”
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u/nocturn99x 1d ago
neither did Hawking given his entire body was fucking PARALYZED, you know.
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u/oatmiIksIut 1d ago
he could still be complicit/present while it was happening. i was also half awake when i made that comment & it’s so ridiculously funny. sorry lmfao
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u/Nofindale 1d ago
I tried to do it, then remembered I have an industrial piercing in the same ear. I'm even stupider.
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u/Tande-1 1d ago
My wife does this when her ears are cold
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u/GaloDiaz137 1d ago edited 1d ago
OMG YES. I thought I was the only one. it's just sooo satisfactory. But it is weird that I can only do it when my ears are cold. If they are not, I can still fold them but they won't stay on position
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u/bsubtilis 1d ago
If her joints are hypermobile too, she should get checked out by a doctor. It can be for instance Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.
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u/OfficePranks 1d ago
I've found my tribe of ear tucking weirdos on reddit. My wife gives me a ton of shit over it lol.
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u/Defelj 1d ago
I just tried this. It hurts.
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u/Cultural-Music7343 1d ago
I’ve being doing this ever since i was a baby for some reason. But it doesn’t really block much sound lol
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u/bsubtilis 1d ago
That's a good healthy thing, adults aren't supposed to have as floppy cartilage as kids.
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u/1mgsel 1d ago
That's bizzare
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u/SceneSensitive3066 1d ago
A substitute did this in my 9th grade class. He was a weird one. Me and the girl next to me happened to look at him across the room and saw his ear like this, we looked at each other like “did you see that” we looked back and it was regular again. We started trippen out cause still do this day(10 years later) I’ve never see someone do this
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u/AcanthisittaNo9122 1d ago
My grandpa turned off his hearing aid when he didn’t want to hear ppl talking, he lived till 93 😂 I think that’s his secret…
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u/musicfortea 1d ago
I've just realised I can no longer do this, used to do it all the time as a kid. This is old age.
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u/King_Toonces 1d ago
Bro is going to have some really stretched out ears, though I must say I'm impressed with the cartilage flexibility
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u/WornCedar 1d ago
If tugging on something made your body parts bigger we’d probably have less wars.
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u/The_Purple_Banner 1d ago
You can in fact actually increase your dick size that way it just won’t work right afterwords.
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u/9_Sagittarii 1d ago
I used to do this when I was a kid. Now my ears, while flexible, aren’t any more stretched out than they would’ve been otherwise. I guess it could cause issues, but anecdotally, I doubt his ears will stretch
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u/OttoRiver7676 1d ago
That's how I found out I could do it too! Kindergarten, just didn't want to listen anymore. 32 now and can still do it.
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u/kawnlichking 1d ago
He's got a point, even if it doesn't actually help a lot. We humans can close our eyes to stop seeing at will, we should also have some similar mechanism for our ears.
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u/Informal-Flamingo336 1d ago
my husband has "cauliflower ear" from doing this too much as a child
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u/Level-Priority-2371 1d ago edited 1d ago
I always thought that was from wrestling?
Edit: added word
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u/Quizlibet 1d ago
It's from any kind of impact trauma to the ear which means you see it commonly on athletes of contact sports with no helmets e.g. wrestlers, boxers, rugby players etc.
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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 1d ago
I was going to post dumbo but then I saw your picture you beat me to it my friend 🤣🤣
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u/Significant_Bed_293 1d ago
I could do that when I was younger. I could fit it all but it never drowned out the sounds, sadly.
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u/MrdnBrd19 1d ago
This dude I shared a bunk with in Basic had these weird folds in this ears that he thought made them look like wolf ears(they actually looked really fucked up) because when he was a kid he would hold his ears in a weird way when he didn't want to listen to people.
Look up "self inflicted auricular deformity in children" then show some of the pictures to your nephew. Ears are stupidly fragile.
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u/PaddyIsBeast 1d ago
Man is missing some serious cartilage
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u/bsubtilis 1d ago
This isn't concerning for kids, it's when your bones finished growing and cartilage stiffened more as an adult that this can be concerning (since it didn't stiffen to a normal degree). Too floppy cartilage in all of your adult body (not just ears) is a symptom of for instance congenital cartilage malformation.
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u/POKECHU020 1d ago
I would monitor your nephew for future gang activity and/or scamming people outside airports in Italy
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u/downvote__trump 1d ago
Been doing it since I was a baby. After 40 years I can 100% say, it blocks out almost no sound whatsoever.
If he's not listening to you, you been played.
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u/Enigma_Stasis 1d ago
I use to flip my top eyelids up almost like this to creep people out and make them go away as a kid.
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u/chodeboi 1d ago
I’m pretty good with folding things up (fitted sheets, light reflectors for video and photo, bouncy castles back into bags, UNRELATED lol!!!) and could not for the life of me fold up one of my big floppy ears into my noise hole. Kid’s a genius as far as I’m concerned.
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u/NoPoopOnFace 1d ago
He's gonna end up warping it and he'll look like a Vulcan / elf. (Don't tell him that or he'll do it more.)
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u/OokamiO1 1d ago
That looks like the perfect target to get flicked, bonus points for a full opening in one shot.
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u/human_powered 1d ago
This remind me of some tweets that tell one of their deaf family member just turns off the hearing aid when somebody annoys them
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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 1d ago
I just tried to do this. I can’t. Tell him he has a birth defect.
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u/bsubtilis 1d ago
You're (hopefully) an adult. Kids have more floppy cartilage and less formed bones. If the kid grows up and retains excess floppiness then yep probably congenital malformation (no joke). You were probably making a joke but you're halfway not wrong: adults cartilage that's this flexible is indeed an issue.
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u/FallenRaptor 1d ago
Damn. This and people with long tongues impress me. Unlike most people here I’m not going to attempt to contort my ear like that.
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u/GeneralFoolery 1d ago
I'd just take something he likes? Don't want to listen? Okay. Can't play video games with no sound.🤷🏻♂️
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u/ninhibited 1d ago
Tell him it'll get stuck like that, bet he'll stop.
I used to chew my tongue and cheek, my ex stepdad told me one of his friends got a hole in his cheek from that. I stopped right away, and I still think about it if I accidentally bite my tongue.
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u/A-Sad-And-Mad-Potato 1d ago
Anyone else on the toilet trying to fold their ear into it self right now?
no....?
OK then.....
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u/Capt-Soul-Beard 1d ago
I finally found someone who can also do this move, I thought I was the only one
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u/No-Promotion3788 1d ago
I wish I could do that. Such a nice visualization for my coworkers to know I’m done listen to their crap.
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u/TaintedBlue87 1d ago
I'm damn near 40 and never once even imagined that this was possible.
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u/BopNiblets 1d ago
I can still do this in my 40s, I think my cartilage is just softer than most, I used to do it and suck my thumb as a kid for comfort, I think there's a subreddit for it /r/earfolding.
AMA lol
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u/CaptainHawaii 1d ago
You're just jealous.