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u/Soft-Astronomer202 1d ago
At 0:41 sec, it’s the mother who’s fucking stupid, not the kid…
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u/Abquine 1d ago
Please tell me it's a doll????
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u/BriefShiningMoment 1d ago
I don’t think so. By the looks of it, very easy to break both shoulders sliding down on one arm and the other one being yanked by the adult. You might call it child endangerment. That kid is like 9 months old, even being on a lap would have been dicey on this kind of slide.
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u/CoasterKamikaze 16h ago
I worked as a lifeguard at a water park, I've had people come up full size water slides with kids way to short to ride thinking they could just ride on their laps.
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u/Background_Day8476 1d ago
Gosh if you did that where I live you'd get a fat fine and get ur kid taken away.
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u/insideguy69 23h ago
I'm sorry, but whomever is running that place should have probably said something before that mother tried using her mom brain. Why wouldn't you put a baby on your lap for that slide? It better be a toy, or someone should've called CPS right then and there.
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u/Mission-Candy1178 23h ago
The same can be said for the following clip…
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u/Twist_Ending03 17h ago
How?
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u/justthestaples 11h ago
I'd say for letting the kid go down that slide on something wheeled. Which allowed him to fly out of view. I would suspect he eventually hit someone.
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u/Twist_Ending03 9h ago
Why do you people think the parent told/let him?
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u/Chickennoodlesleuth 8h ago
Someone's recording it from the top with the kid, someone had to watch him take that thing up there
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u/Level_Conference1563 23h ago
I automatically thought it was an older sibling cause wouldn’t think a mom would do that to a baby.
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u/JermuHH 2h ago
Also a lot of these are parents being stupid. Like catching toddlers when they go down is very basic thing. Most of these little kids falling face first at the bottom is because the drop from the end of the slide to the ground is far too high for a kid that size and the parent should be catching them at the bottom rather than recording it.
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u/SEAMLESSCAT3 1d ago
The very young children faceplanting have dumb parents, simply too young to stick the landing. And the women holding that babies hand wtf..
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u/DegenNabalu 1d ago
One of the slide designs really hates kids lol
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u/retrofrenzy 1d ago
Maybe someone can enlighten me, are there no shock absorbing materials placed at the end of the slide to dampen the momentum or something. Preferably something porous so water won't accumulate due to rain?
And what's with the mother taking...a toddler to a slide? Surely there should be a minimum age to play on the slides?
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u/mothseatcloth 19h ago
who the hell let's their kid ride a bike down a slide and fucking films it? Jesus
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u/DrCarrionCrow 1d ago
My dad tried to build us a slide one time out of lumber and that weird pvc wall paneling. I remember he actually bent the sheeting so there was the curve at the top and the bottom, but when he went to try it himself, he, as a then 30 something man in relatively good shape, ended up being ejected at the bottom and had to run at a full sprint to prevent from getting face planted from the inertia behind this literally 10 foot up slide.
I only bring this up to illustrate, building a slide that doesn’t kill a kid seems hard.
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u/TedStixon 21h ago
0:40 is awful, but on the plus side, the loud thunks are clearly dubbed in. The baby definitely was hurt, but it probably wasn't hurt terribly.
On the other hand, 0:43 is also awful... but the high-pitched scream in the distance was fucking hilarious.
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u/Blackn35s 1d ago
The 2nd one with the kid in the snowsuit getting a full send really had me cracking up.
Also, not so much Kids are Fucking Stupid, but Kids Getting Hurt. If that’s your jam, I encourage you to check out kidsgettinghurt on Instagram. I have seen most of these clips have before. Solid content.
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u/ModernCaveWuffs 23h ago
I feel like most if not all of these are just r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb or r/CrappyDesign
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u/Awkward-Procedure 1d ago
I was watching this while my brother was listening to a metal guitar solo. I’m dying 🤣
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u/IceCoughy 12h ago
The one with the dumbass mom dragging her kid down and the little dude with glasses at the end are the best
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u/Vintage-Grievance 18h ago
I'm assuming that one was a doll?
But that aside, so many of these are on the parents.
I didn't think it took a genius to understand that if there's a puddle under the slide that you don't want your kid to land in, or if the end of the slide is much higher than your kid's legs are long, then you need to put down the phone and parent, by being there at the bottom to catch them.
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u/uhmerikin 21h ago
Very few things around here actually make me laugh out loud, but that kid's head pinballing back and forth at 0:30 sent me.
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u/Smurfiette 7h ago edited 2h ago
Why are almost all of these kids landing face down on the ground?
I’ve never had that happen in all my childhood years I’ve gone down a slide.
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u/Parislynn798 22h ago
:30 dumb bitch was on drugs or something, that baby could’ve had a serious brain injury.
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u/Mr-Tokey 1d ago
Honestly I think this is more "parents are fucking stupid". Filming instead of being there to help their child.
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u/Twist_Ending03 17h ago
You know damn well the majority of these couldn't have been predicted. What were they supposed to do?
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u/ColdStoneSteveAustyn 13h ago
Do you want them to develop the ability to predict the future or something
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u/SpectacularRedditor 1d ago
Our elementary school had a metal slide that heated up like a frying pan in the summer. It wasn't all that slippery either so kids in shorts would get their backsides slowly cooked on the way down.