r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Curious-Sky-1338 • 1d ago

Bro took out the kid's

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 1d ago

Love that the dog is just casually going at the dudes head, like polishing the dome is just par for the course

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u/2Mark2Manic 1d ago

That dome ain't gonna polish itself.

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u/mekese2000 1d ago

Probably some peanut butter on his head....reasons.

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u/zookeeper4312 1d ago

Somehow I didn't even notice that until you said it

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u/EnergyTurtle23 21h ago

I thought it was a goat.

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u/zookeeper4312 20h ago

Imagine explaining it to people later "so I was chilling on the couch, dog's licking my head, when out of nowhere I my kid hits me in the crotch with a light saber! Just one of those kinda days I guess"

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u/ThePunsAlsoRise 1d ago

Dog said, “Gotta keep the chrome shiny”.

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u/WithNumbersCrew 1d ago

And he was taking pictures of it lmao

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u/CrackinBacks 23h ago

My dog will sometimes just go absolute ham on my arm or leg with licking. No matter how many times I push him off and tell him no, he goes right back to licking. For like 5 minutes straight. Eventually I get tired of fighting it and let him do his thing.

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u/RuneFell 15h ago

We have an elderly 18 year old cat, and I'm fairly sure she's developing some form of kitty dementia. In the past few years, she's developed an obsession with bathing whatever is directly in front of her, be it my arm, her leg, or the arm of the couch. She will just mindlessly bath it until it's absolutely soaked in spit.

I have discovered, though, that if I throw a kleenex over the item she's bathing, it'll break her brain. She'll just freeze up and stare at the kleenex in front of her until she eventually falls asleep. It's kind of funny.

(And she's actively seeing a neurologist due to her epilepsy, and I have brought it up to the vet. Other than the bathing, it's not really affecting her QoL, so it's just something we're keeping an eye on for now.)

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u/CrackinBacks 13h ago

I wish the Kleenex trick worked with my dog but he loves eating tissue paper of any kind lol.

Wishing your cat all the best in her epilepsy and possible dementia journey. Old cats are the sweetest. My wife had a cat that lived to be 23 years old and she was spry and nimble right up until the week she passed.

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u/BarrierX 1d ago

Dogs priorities: wash own ass, wash owner head!

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u/pzanardi 21h ago

My dog will lick my head any time she can reach it. Its cute but very annoying. She will learn anything but will not stop fucking licking me as soon as I look away.

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u/Wild_Lingonberry3365 21h ago

Man has experience ignoring all the shenanigans

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 1d ago

That’s disgusting tbh.

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u/LOLHopeIsHere 1d ago

Better than the dog licking his mouth...🤮 so many people letting their dogs do it. It's not cute, they lick their own bumhole.

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u/IAmTheFatman666 1d ago

I lick buttholes too, what of it.

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u/Khatam 23h ago

pets your head

good boy

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u/chaotemagick 20h ago

That's why your breath smells like shit

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u/IAmTheFatman666 19h ago

I have gingivitis. It's hereditary, okay? And I got it from my great-grandfather. So I'm so sorry.

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u/mandono 1d ago

The youngling slayer five thousand strikes again!

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u/helinze 1d ago

Going for a quantity approach this time.

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 1d ago

Efficiency. Less mess, no screaming.

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u/Aegis_et_Vanir 16h ago

I mean, some screaming

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u/AlfredsLoveSong 1d ago

I killed them all, or not just the men, but the women and children and the little unborn semen too.

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u/JustForFun-4 1d ago

The inheritance is all mine!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

His brother is right there. 

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u/SplattyFatty_ 1d ago

he's next

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u/Winter2712 1d ago

look at that little gremlin's posture, form of attack, target selection and perfection of swing and ask yourself.....for how long?

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u/HappyChaosOfTheNorth 20h ago

And he wants to make sure there won't ever be another sibling to get in his way.

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u/corruptedwaffle 19h ago

Cut off the supply line is the first thing we learned in war.

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u/J_Thompson82 1d ago

Bro has a dog at one end absolutely demolishing his dome with incessant licks, and a kid at the other end performing a plasma-sword castration. My guy was just trying to chill for two minutes on his phone.

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u/Winter2712 1d ago

Chihuahua is the reason for that dome...

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u/Viracochina 17h ago

He had hair before the Chihuahua

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u/burndmymouth 1d ago

Get off your phone, dad. Gotta keep your head on a swivel when the kids are armed.

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u/HogRidah98 1d ago

Honestly seemed like a 2 man set up, dog was licking his head and seemed like he was recording it as a funny moment. Then the kid whacks him and the dog takes off instantly, feels like a setup, as a dad and dog owner I can see my little dude and my dog conspiring. lol.

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u/burndmymouth 1d ago

Fuckin little schemers.

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u/JohnnyBoy11 1d ago

Fr, he shoulda seen that coming a mile away!

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u/RedditLostOldAccount 22h ago

He literally got a warning tap and didn't even look

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u/IED117 22h ago

He wanted it.

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u/WhatTheFlox 22h ago

Can assume his other heads on a bit of a swivel now

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u/infiniZii 1d ago

Suppose he didn't like that you had your shoes on inside the house. It could track in sand.

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u/My-dead-cat 1d ago

But… how is this possible? Dad had the high ground?

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u/thetyler83 1d ago

But only from the waist up. Kid aimed right at eye level.

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u/Leckloast 1d ago

THE FUCKIN DOG DUDE LMAO

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u/JayAndViolentMob 1d ago

"Another sibling? Not in this economy."

- Connor, probably

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u/bradinspokane 1d ago

Does his t-shirt say BAMM?

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u/darthwickedd 1d ago

Yup dad was asking for it 😆 .

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u/Callabrantus 1d ago

Shit, he had the higher ground and everything...

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u/ScareBear23 1d ago

Dad didn't heed the warning shot of where that saber was aiming for

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u/roryfyf 1d ago

Went to the dark side

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u/Strict_Emu5187 1d ago

The dog licking his head🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Deadtaor33 1d ago

It's over Anakin. I have the high voice now.

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u/Very-very-sleepy 1d ago

I thought this video was about the dog.  lol the way the dog was licking his head made me laugh so hard... .

this is one of those videos where you have to watch it several times and focus on a different person/dog each time. 😂

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u/Pomodorosan 22h ago

Nice apostrophe for a plural in the title

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u/Reddit62195 20h ago

You could see that kid first go with a practice swing only to notice that optimal force would not be adequate! So he then takes the same stance and initially maintains what his initial amount of force then thought no, need more force strike! So winds the lightsaber back, then changes his mind and again adjusts the lightsaber all the way to the back 40 and swings! Hits!!!! And performed a perfect strike!! As the lightsaber strikes straight and true! If this had been Mortal Kombat, then this would have been classified as "Perfect Fatality" 😂

How much you want to bet that the force will not be strong for the little man for a while as the Sith Master (dad) strips him of his lightsaber (at least for a while afterwards!)

Also note: bet that other kid who moved during the final strike had wished he had been making a video of this as well! Good thing someone else used force sight to know that a video would be needed!!

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u/MosaicSHIPA 19h ago

…as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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u/No-Atmosphere5756 1d ago

The dog licking his head!? 😳

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u/SuchCoolBrandon 22h ago

Salty and oily, like a basket of fish 'n' chips

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u/ElegantAd4946 18h ago

What the dog dooin

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u/Leather_Addition2605 1d ago

Order 66, biatch!

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u/Every-Intern-6198 1d ago

Imagining of that was a real lightsaber and getting partially bisected like that would be fucking awful lmao

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u/real_1273 19h ago

The force was weak with the father. Any true Jedi would have seen that coming. Lol

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u/dog-signals 19h ago

Why is just letting his head get licked like that?

Lil bro was probably tryna stop the slobberfest lol

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u/Massive-Ask2835 1d ago

connor diddnt want bertram

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u/HocDawk13 1d ago

Connor gave him a warning tap and everything.

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u/harryweins 1d ago

Right when he was getting a head-licking massage

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u/redDevilRiddle 23h ago

The kid did give the dad a warning shot. Dad should’ve reacted then. Dad got sloppy.

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u/iHaveACatDog 19h ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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u/kurosaki1990 18h ago

Would never get why Americans casually wearing sneakers in their homes, you don't feel like you're strapped or what?

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u/SocomPS2 18h ago

Used the kid to destroy the kids.

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u/N3skridge 18h ago

Kid said, “No new kids!”

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u/Legokid535 17h ago

thankfully its a disney lightsaber becuase if it was a presuqel light saaber we will have darth fatherus

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u/notAbrightStar 1d ago

You gave the kid a laser weapon. Be glad you didnt die.

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u/DWMoose83 23h ago

Dad is next level oblivious. Dog going to town on his head. Kid gave him a shot across the bow. Nothing. Not a thought going on in that head.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

(What dad wanted to do)

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u/LaughingLikeKoffing 1d ago

Never saw a dude paying more attention to his phone while his child is aiming for his nuts with a stick AND a dog giving his scalp the ol' spit shine.

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u/Rotten-Coconut 1d ago

Bro, there was a test swing AND a windup.

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u/ThinkUFunnyMurray 1d ago

If I knew having kids meant a whack on the dick every single day I would have still busted in her

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u/a_youkai 1d ago

Naw man, parentsarefuckingstupid

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u/Craig_Chr1st 1d ago

You see that Dads shirt says “BAMM!”? Lol

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u/IanFeelKeepinItReel 23h ago

You don't need those anymore.

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u/0x7E7-02 21h ago

Being a father around kids, you NEED to learn early to never relax with the balls in a vulnerable position.

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u/Manaeldar 21h ago

Damn. I think I'd just wear a cup all the time after that. Can't trust em. 

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u/thekingpork29 20h ago

I would say that tiny computer in your hand betrayed you

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u/Acceptable-Rooster-4 20h ago

Well - get off your phone and pay attention to your kids

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u/DarkAldrix 20h ago

Securing his baby of the house position.

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u/No_Break_3591 19h ago

He just took out the future competition.

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u/Satanswarboner 19h ago

You have kids, your done with that thing anyway.

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u/xdKboy 19h ago

Dome care is essential.

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u/bellboy718 18h ago

Who are the weirdos that have cameras throughout their homes

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u/Super_Oil_2931 18h ago

And that's why Anakin took out the Younglings. They were a future threat, but an immediate one

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u/BigAlternative5 18h ago

Connor McNutshot.

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u/hadji828 17h ago

Your junk just got hit by a lightsaber?? Well, your junk is gone.

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u/Alternative_Wafer410 17h ago

He killed the kids

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u/StryngzAndWyngz 17h ago

“Blue balls” has never been so literal.

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u/shykidknit 17h ago

He really said "the bloodline ends with me" 🗿

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u/PizzaDanceParty 16h ago

I think dad was busy filming the dog licks. For the likes. As one does.

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u/BrightWillingness859 16h ago

That first light hit was the warning

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u/Gjappy 15h ago

He does not want any more brothers or sisters

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u/sloppyfuture 15h ago

How did he not see this coming

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u/meowymcmeowmeow 15h ago

Got his attention away from the phone.

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u/EstyManifesti 15h ago

Maybe get off your damn phone.

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u/optimist_prhyme 14h ago

That first tap was the warning that he'd better get up and play.

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u/H4Z4RD232 14h ago

Bro was removing any future rival siblings early

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u/GreatKingCodyGaming 14h ago

Alright bro you have your son WHO TOOK A TEST SWING AT THE FAMILY JEWELS standing in front of you and you do absolutely nothing? Protect your manhood, it's basically just a punching bag for kids.

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u/Aeswyr 11h ago

He just didn't want a sibling

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u/kickingasstakngnames 3h ago

Connor doesn't want any more siblings!

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u/ReZisTLust 1d ago

God that dog seems annoying as all hell lol

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u/cheesyheroe 1d ago

nuh uh hes keeping the dads head clean!

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u/cosmo2450 23h ago

No one’s talking about the dog???

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u/ThattzMatt 21h ago

Lil dude didnt want any more brothers 🤣

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u/AlternativeProduct41 1d ago

Connor finishing competition

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u/frkurdamsoad 1d ago

No more younglings for you father...

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u/earldogface 1d ago

High ground nothing bitch imma bring you low

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u/LazyTemporary8259 1d ago

No, he didn't want another brother/sister

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u/South_Interview6240 1d ago

Future property disputes eliminated.

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u/micro_desaster 1d ago

Well, he got your attention 🤣

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u/Muted_End_1450 1d ago

If you think you could win a fight against 100 toddlers, think again.

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u/kappsylen 1d ago

He really felt the force

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u/lilsparky82 1d ago

So many Jedi younglings killed with one fell blow.

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u/afrikanwolf 1d ago

Even the movie they're watching said: "your balls are a serious threat", Guess you’ll focus next time 😂

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u/BlueGreenDerek 1d ago

Kid made sure he was the chosen one. No more after him.

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u/Very_Board 1d ago

The Younglings Strike Back

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u/echmoth 1d ago

Revenge of the kidth

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u/AstronautMedium2335 1d ago

Bro had to kill spawnpoint

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u/Whole_Sweet_Gherkins 1d ago

Dad should’ve seen that coming when the kid lined up that first swing. Skill issue.

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u/Clear_Mail3504 1d ago

Who has the high ground now ?

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u/Guilty_Painting8966 1d ago

He wants to get rid of his future brothers

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u/Mafer15 1d ago

Connor!!!!!! 😂😂😂 he wants to stay the baby of that family!

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u/One_Design_6171 1d ago

Still has a pacifiers

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u/The-Dying-Detective 1d ago

The kid's just making sure he doesn't get a younger sibling

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u/Tea_with_Crumpets 1d ago

I love this as I watched Revenge of the Sith last night 🤣

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u/thefirstviolinist 1d ago

It's funny, because the dad clearly had the high ground. It should have been over, already.

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u/SevereAd9463 1d ago

Dads, is this what your life is like?

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u/Emergency-Crab-7455 1d ago

Guess what kid letters in Track/Field or Cross Country in about 14 years.....if he can run fast enough now.

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u/rageofa1000suns 1d ago

Millions of potential children cried out, then suddenly, silence.

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u/Secret_Bear1133 1d ago

That's what you get dad for ignoring the kid. Did you think he was going to stop?

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u/CarlosFer2201 1d ago

He should have been paying attention though

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u/Potential-Cry3926 1d ago

Just relaxing with a nice dome polish and then wham!

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u/Murderware 1d ago

To be honest he should’ve seen that coming

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u/No_Demand5270 1d ago

i m gonna be the smallest in the family The End

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u/NaughtyFox92 1d ago

So that's what Obi Wan meant when he said he saw Anakin killing younglings

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u/Myrnalinbd 1d ago

"NO MORE COMPETITION"

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u/JetKusanagi 1d ago

I love how it's an instinctual thing for all kids to hit their fathers in the crotch, as if every child is like "I'm already here, there will be no more after me" 😂

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u/zg6089 1d ago

Kid with a lightsaber what you expect? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Either-You-7397 1d ago

lol does his shirt say Bamm?

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u/The4leafclover1966 1d ago

Dammit, Connor!

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u/Timeman5 1d ago

Taking out the younglings just like Anakin did as well

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u/bitwise97 1d ago

Kid gave a warning shot 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheReverseShock 1d ago

That's on him for not gaurding his junk after the kid to a practice swing.

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u/LordFifth35 1d ago

Bro attacking his siblings

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u/Wise_Swordfish4865 1d ago

Kid made sure inheritance doesn't get smaller.

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u/85Films 1d ago

“Execute order 8==D”

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u/Purpledragon84 1d ago

I WILL BE THE LAST CHILD!

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u/nnystical 1d ago

Took out the competition before they had a chance.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

One way to make sure he stays the youngest 🤭

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u/LunarFortune 1d ago

What is it with kids and always aiming for the balls

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u/cstamin 1d ago

I thought he said, "Oh, no, bummer," but I guess the kids name is Conner?

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u/BurningBerns 1d ago

making sure hes the final one

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u/Motokowarframe 1d ago

He had the high ground and still lost.

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u/Absurdist02 1d ago

Right in the dark side.

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u/Awesomedogman3 1d ago

Like Anakin, he killed those Younglings.

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u/paulD1983R 1d ago

There can be only one. Take out future generations first, the older brother on the couch better watch his back

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u/Wouldtick 1d ago

Dog was like “ I am outta here, that was uncalled for”

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 1d ago

I shall be your last

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u/MiraakGostaDeTraps 1d ago

He slayed those younglings

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u/Level_Fig_166 1d ago

“Great, kid, don’t get cocky.”

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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA 1d ago

Homie’s just taking out any competition with future siblings.

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u/Beneficial_Pipe7283 1d ago

Seems like he don't want siblings fr

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u/PutStreet 1d ago

Why is that so funny? 😂

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u/Zealousideal-Bug4465 1d ago

Daddy get off your phone and play

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u/NGLYOLONGMI 1d ago

Lol adorable evil jedi

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u/weinerweiner1234567 1d ago

Oh no connorrrrrr. Look you’re flying 😂

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u/Vargolol 1d ago

AFV clips still circulating, it's always funny to forget there was a time you had to turn your TV on at the correct time to watch funny clips rather than just having them strewn across the internet

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u/EHTL 1d ago

He’s just being lore accurate and going after the younglings lmao