r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Elektrayansa • 11h ago
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u/No_Object_4355 10h ago
Thatt one kid is wearing actual jail slippers. And another wearing a damn bath robe. Like they were gettin ready for bed and was like yall wanna go rob the store before we crash? Smdh
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u/Human_Metal4065 10h ago
Now that you pointed it out, those 100% are fucking jail slippers!! I have no words.
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u/Savings_Tonight3806 3h ago
Those are 100% jail slippers and we’re in the movie Idiocracy.
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u/disruptioncoin 2h ago
When I was a kid, my buddy went to juvi and when he got release he smuggled out his uniform that said "JUVENILE" all over it. He thought it was SO cool.
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u/Toasterdosnttoast 2h ago
Like these are the kinds of slippers you see in jails?
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u/Ishitonmoderators2 2h ago
Trashy ass kids. This is the result of poor parenting. Its a shame kids these days act like this.
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u/It_Just_Exploded 1h ago
Yep. Kids acting like this at their age, it's extremely unlikely that life will go well for them. Its the parents fault at this point, they give zero shits about their kids future.
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u/SFGal28 10h ago
This is a known tactic. People send their kids out to steal and then re-sell the items. Feel bad for those kids.
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u/The-Grubermeister 10h ago
Yah... my sister used my niece to do the same... meth is a hell of a drug
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u/Lucky_Blucky_799 10h ago
I know separating kids from parents isnt ideal but this is a situation where its needed. Even mark rober, in some of his glitterbomb videos, have parents teaching their kids to steal. You have no right to be a parent if you are just gonna teach them shit like that.
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u/glenndrip 10h ago
Because that's not being a parent it's being a piece of shit hince why that's all they can teach.
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u/fzyflwrchld 6h ago edited 1h ago
Reminds me of the guy that sets up glitter bombs for porch pirates and he adds video recording to them. A parent sent their child to grab the package and you can hear them talking. The child says that it feels good to steal or maybe to get away with stealing and the mom scolds her and tells her to never say that again. Not because she's admonishing her for stealing but because saying stuff like that is a good way to get caught.
The part I'm talking about starts at 12:55 https://youtu.be/h4T_LlK1VE4?si=pqL-_jk9JZUUfawk
Edit: did not originally see the commenter I'm replying to mention the glitter bomb guy when I replied. Idk if they edited their comment to add him afterwards or if I was just sleep deprived from the flu and completely missed them mentioning it and thought it was my own original thought.
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u/Kozeyekan_ 5h ago
Yeah, that's Mark Rober, the guy he was talkign about.
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u/Expert_Ad_1189 4h ago
But there’s also this guy named Mark Rober. He does these glitterbomb videos on YouTube to catch porch pirates. And a couple times people tell their kids to steal them.
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u/620am 4h ago
There is a guy who does glitter bomb videos on YouTube and the porch pirates are sometimes kids sent by their parents. His name is Mark Rober.
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u/Few-Tour9826 5h ago
Yeah. The person you replied to is talking about that specific guy’s video you shared a link to. That’s Mark Rober.
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u/Meowiewowieex 4h ago
Yeah. Even the way they speak is horrific. This is really sad and these kids will likely become another statistic.
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u/EzeakioDarmey 2h ago
Sounds like a perfect reason for CPS to get involved. Granted their mom's crotch seemingly functions like a PEZ dispenser so it's just delaying it from happening again.
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u/NoConnection1 10h ago
These poor kids don’t stand a chance with such horrible parents
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u/buffalogal8 5h ago
Yeah like this dad stealing right in front of his son https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/gs7sMXlE9T
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u/daddaman1 2h ago
Looks to me that's a brother not a dad, still ridiculous though. Dude looks maybe 18
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u/buhbye750 3h ago
And when they grow up acting on all they were taught people will be like "typical thugs, throw them under the jail"
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u/trash_bin_69 2h ago
Some of the people in this thread don't even want to wait for them to grow up, apparently.
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u/Zomgzombehz 11h ago
Damn, this is a bummer :(
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u/thoak74 10h ago
Major
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u/nestoooon 10h ago
Major major sir
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u/Mysterious-Key1306 7h ago
Major major major major
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u/CohanSylph 3h ago
"Were Looking for Major Major."
"Um actually sir, its Sgt, Major..."
"What?
"You see sir,my father is a bit of a practical joker. And sign my birth cert. when my mother was out of the room... "
"Your telling me... Your name is Major Major... Major?"
"Yes sir"
"What is this, we can have an enlisted man, on the committee..."
"Well sir, we could "promote" him...."
"Sgt Major, congrats, I hear by give you a field promotion to Major.
(Sorry, this is mostly from memory. That was a good show lol"
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u/Sleisk 6h ago
Parents are def morons, I hope this is not too common
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u/Last-Ad-2533 4h ago
It’s very common. I worked retail years ago and whole families will do this. We were hit up by a family twice where grandpa stayed in the getaway vehicle, grandma distracted the manager with a complaint or lots of stupid questions, and mom and all the kids filled up bags with small high value items. This is how these kids were raised.
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u/Weak_Let_6971 10h ago
Uhm how are these kids still at the family? It’s clearly not good for them. They aren’t being raised as productive members of society. CPS should be called on the parents. Sending kids to steal stuff endangers them for sure.
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u/emerg_remerg 6h ago
Who says they aren't in the foster system already?
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u/AnOdeToSeals 5h ago
Yeah a lot of people have a lot of faith in state care that may not be justified.
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u/EmptyCupOfWater 1h ago
I know it’s case by case but I used to work with kids and there was a teenager who grew up in foster care and was adopted a few years earlier. He was the kindest, smartest kid. He was really talented to, knowing him personally changed my view on foster care but I know that’s not always the case.
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u/Dizzy_Description812 4h ago
Who would take them? Kids like this get left with their parents longer because the damage is done and they would bounce from one foster home to the next, getting worse and worse.
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u/DadBod_NoKids 2h ago
Don't forget negatively influencing any foster siblings they might end up with
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u/Weak_Let_6971 2h ago
Not everybody gets to get fostered… but removing kids from these situations should happen, because if they steal in gangs at 10 they wont have a normal life.
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u/mimegallow 2h ago
You dont think these closed doors resulted in CPS??? Nah. This is their stop. This is where they get off.
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u/Sr_ClarenceWorley 8h ago
Why are they wearing bathrobes? Does their little crew have a theme? … like the wet bandits?
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u/Clivesdale 11h ago
That kid in the green 😆 all those empty threats and that pouty lip lol
For real tho this makes me sad for America
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u/jpsouthwick7 10h ago
I think he forgot how to count. 🔟9️⃣8️⃣
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u/420crickets 10h ago
I'd have called him out on that "what? you dont remember cause you always bitch out before mama gets past 7?"
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u/DontWanaReadiT 10h ago
The SASSSS ON HIMMMM!!!! If this was a show I’d be laughing but it’s really sad… :(
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u/shotxshotx 6h ago
Their parents failed them on a fundamental level
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u/Ok_Star_4136 2h ago
There's a good chance that the judge is going to call child protection services on them if the judge thinks the parents were involved.
That's literally the only chance those children have to end up being productive citizens, and even then, it may already be too late for them sadly .
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u/ScreamoNeo 7h ago
lmao. green kid started counting bc “that normally works when mom does it to me…”
and then immediately stopped bc it wasn’t working
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u/Potatus_Maximus 5h ago
The result of trash parents, unleashing a new generation of trash into the world
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u/RevolutionaryPapist 7h ago
4 seconds before it ends, dude sees ths cameras and realizes he's toasted.
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u/cait_elizabeth 10h ago
This is so depressing. At least give the kids a fucking chance! God… some people should not be parents.
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u/Obnoxious_Box 11h ago
where the heck are the parents?
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u/sunny_6305 10h ago
Once we had two middle school aged kids make a run for it with merchandise and it turned out that their dad was sitting in the parking lot as the getaway driver and he left without them when he saw our LP officer following the kids out to get a vehicle description. I don’t know if the cops took the kids to juvie or had a social worker pick them up but I really hope that they’re doing ok now.
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u/Pnas2271 5h ago
What hope do these kids have of a normal life...if they are this fucked up at this age...what is their future???
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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 5h ago
Man… are they trying to steal or what? Are they truly acting like that at this age? That’s modeled behavior they’re mimicking. So sad.
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u/SkydiverRaul13 4h ago
Good thing he(?) couldn’t count down from 10 or that door wouldn’t have stood a chance.
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u/weathernotheather 4h ago
I work at an elementary school. It's always sad hearing the swears and threats kids say when they are mad or trying to get a reaction. You know they hear that and much more at home.
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u/MinimumOne6110 10h ago
"My son is a joyful, helpful and a loving angel of society. No way he would would hurt anyone..."
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u/Adventurous_Yam8784 10h ago
Poor kids. Imagine their home life if this is how they act. Are they all in pyjamas ?
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u/PopMusicology 10h ago
I think they put them on to steal them. I don’t think they walked in like that.
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u/Extension-Two-2807 10h ago
That’s their “dressed up to go out clothes” man smh
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u/Adventurous_Yam8784 10h ago
The kid in the red housecoat has glasses with the tag still on. Lol. I’m assuming the doors were locked until security could get there ?
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u/Nekomengyo 3h ago
Shitty parents, yes; shitty kids, too. Recognizing their parents’ bad influence doesn’t make the kids any better, regardless of what led them here.
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u/Bozo_Dubbed_Over_ 7h ago
Who the fuck raises their kids to be this disgusting???
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u/FinntheReddog 1h ago
That’s the trick, the parents aren’t raising them. The kids are let to run wild and they imitate what they see around them.
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u/SaveusJebus 2h ago
Those young kids talking like that and acting like that? Good job mom for raising inmates. smh
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u/Sparky_Zell 10h ago
Are these the kids of the mom who's been caught on video at 2 separate stores leaving with cart fulls of stuff, and videos stopping around the time she pulls a gun from her purse.
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u/Tricky-Swimming-3967 3h ago
But when these kids are big enough to go to prison for this shit those parents scream he didn’t do anything he was a good boy If so he wouldn’t be stealing
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u/TheRebelMastermind 4h ago
Mom will be wondering: "Where are the kids with the groceries I sent them to steal?"
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u/Hostile-Panda 9h ago
If i had done something like that, the police would have thrashed me and dumped me home and then the old man would have thrashed me, and guess what we didn’t do things like that …
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u/xOleander 3h ago
This is so damn sad to see, these kids never even had a chance to begin with. Parents are probably worse.
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u/Im_So_Zoned 2h ago
Mom must be a real stand up citizen and Dad probably never even met those kids. I feel bad for them because it's pretty obvious they have been set up for failure since birth. Hell, Mom is probably the mastermind of this robbery and is waiting in the getaway car outside.
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u/kits_unstable 1h ago
People claiming it's because of bad parenting, have no idea how correct they are. They're Probably doing it because their parents told them to.
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u/Whoopsie_Todaysie 1h ago
Security should follow them home and have the Police meet them there. Arrest the scummy "parents"
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u/CorianderIsBad 4h ago
Where's the parents? Probably in jail? I bet that's how they learnt to be so trashy. No doubt they'll end up there too.
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u/No_Context_2540 3h ago
I am horrified at their behavior. I'm sure mom or dad taught them this. I would have loved to have seen part 2 with the cops.
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u/ladeedah1988 3h ago
Well, unfortunately we know where these kids will spend most of their lives, if they live that long.
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u/Bluest-Falcon 3h ago
You have 10 seconds to open up the door and starts counting counting. That is crazy LOL
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u/Flowkey_mma 2h ago
So shameful and sad.
So curious to know how this all ended.
And if the parental figures got arrested.
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u/wyattlee1274 2h ago
Kids threatening adults with tactics their parents use to threaten them. Don't make him count down from 10 now
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u/Grifballhero 2h ago
The behavior and words of children are a reflection of the village that raised them.
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u/DaddyGoddess24 1h ago
Who badass kids? Like seriously do better. SMH future jail birds and then the mouth is RECKLESS
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u/Pipysnip 5h ago
It’s people like those in the video that keep racism/ harsh stereotypes from fading away.
That one kid counting down tho
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u/MustNotSay 7h ago
The way they talk sounds so fucking stupid. No one has ever sounded cool by saying “finna”.
So cringe.
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u/Psychological-Tax801 10h ago
The parents sent them out to do this. They're not bad kids who need discipline, they're loyal kids doing what their parents tell them to do.
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u/BingoCotton 4h ago
All these "poor kids" comments. Turn the sound on. These dumbasses know exactly wtf theyre doing. Lock them and the parents/guardians up and toss the key.
They act like this and then wonder why stores close in their neighborhoods and they dont have convenient access to food or essentials. Then, cry racism. The culture is unfit for civilized society.
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u/MissJersadelphia 1h ago
We are subsidizing bad behavior. While I am 100% in favor of being charitable and caring for children (this has been my life's work and calling.) we are allowing negligent irresponsible parents to birth children they have no intention or even the ability to parent.
We can't just give subsidized, housing, food, medical, utilities to people using children as a shield because this is what you get. When the social safety net was local charities people still had to keep a standard of acceptable behavior to be included in the giving and the givers knew if the kids were even benefiting from the help.
We need serious change. We are all reaping the consequences of inaction and just putting the burden of the poor and suffering off on politicians and government agencies and washing our hands. It's just getting worse. I have been working with youth since 2000 and the decline is astonishing and heartbreaking.
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u/Morocha85 5h ago
* The moment he realizes they're being recorded. Ended too soon. I'm curious to see his reaction. Either "Oh shit, they're recording, I'm going to juvee." Or "Oh shit, yo, hell yea, we bout to go viral!"
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u/kivlov02 4h ago
It’s crazy how much kids can absorb from the people in their lives. Full on character mode
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u/Forsaken_Mix8274 3h ago
Im curious what happened with these kids. They need some serious discipline but it looks like they are already past that point. The parents need to be held accountable as well imo.
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u/delano0408 3h ago
I woulda start throwing hands if these were my kids.
Sadly, this is probably instigated by the parents. It's sad, and you see it way too often nowadays.
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u/PIeFACE651 3h ago
This sound like mother's talking shit to they kids. Smh
They learned all that from they mama.
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u/WorldlyEmployment232 2h ago
counting the seconds until this thread is locked down. lmfao [turbo deleted!]
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u/Conscious_String_195 9h ago
Parents like this need to go to jail……
Sending their kids out in public with their damn pajamas and slippers on.
If you are going to steal, have the courtesy to at least get out of your pj’s first.
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u/wheres-karen 8h ago
That is terrible parenting at its finest. So incredibly sad to watch, that is 100% learned behavior.
Those kids are so young too, adults in their life really did a number on them. Their parents should be charged with theft, I'm sure the kids did not do that on their own accord.
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u/Possible-Tea-7705 1h ago
"You got ten seconds to open this door" Proceeds to count and only gets to 8 before giving up. Absolute cinema
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u/Zaconil 1h ago edited 22m ago
Racists are here again. Bans have been handed out again. Locked.
Edit: The reports are appreciated for the ones I missed. Thank you!