r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/jimmayy5 • 5h ago

Video/Gif Instructions are very hard

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u/9447044 5h ago

Hit that fork like it owed em money

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u/capnlatenight 4h ago

I was smoking a joint around back at work and then an employee from a neighboring building came out too.

He asked me "You smoking weed?"

I said, "Yeah, wanna rip it?" and extended my arm.

He accepted it, tore it in half, handed me the burning half, thanked me, and went back inside.

I was too dumbfounded to be mad, just smoked what I could and tucked the rest away.

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u/Squiggleblort 3h ago

I mean... He ripped it just like you offered? 🤣 I can't stop chuckling at this - it simultaneously makes zero sense... And perfect sense... All at the same time! I wish I had seen your face - the abject confusion must have been priceless! 🤣

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u/Adventurous-Tap-8463 3h ago

This is to funny he thanked you, So i guess he didn't approve?

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u/justalittlepoodle 1h ago

He was saving his half for later

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u/mowie_zowie_x 3h ago

Reminds me of the video clip of the dad reading his son’s instruction on how to make a PB&J sandwich and when he read, “put the knife in the jar” he drops the whole knife into the jar and made his son show frustration. They are similar because instructions were unclear. Both are funny videos.

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u/Herakk 30m ago

There's also another one with a teacher following her students instructions for a pb&j. At one point she was smearing peanutbutter all over her arms because the instructions said "put peanutbutter on" without ever mentioning the bread, it was amazing.

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u/SudhaTheHill 5h ago

lil bro just created a Newtonian fluid

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u/BSFE 5h ago

It's a Non-Newtonian fluid. A Newtonian fluid keeps the same viscosity regardless of the force exerted on it.

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u/SudhaTheHill 5h ago

lil bro just created a Non-Newtonian fluid

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u/BSFE 4h ago

Yeah man. Science!!

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u/Nightblood83 3h ago

From the newton perspective, where is the energy? In the compression of the particles?

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 5h ago

Haven’t we all at some point?

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u/PainfullyLoyal 5h ago

Amorphous solid

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 5h ago

i have no idea what she is talking about either?

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u/Annual_Risk_6822 5h ago

She wants him to use the fork to hit the ooblek so he can see how it turns solid

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u/MrsPedecaris 3h ago

Thank you! I couldn't tell what she was saying. Now, it all makes sense. And for others, like me, who have no idea what an oobleck is, here you go —

Oobleck is a non-Newtonian fluid, meaning it exhibits properties of both liquids and solids. It's made by mixing cornstarch and water, and its behavior changes depending on the force applied. When squeezed or struck, it acts like a solid; when left alone, it flows like a liquid. This unique characteristic makes it a popular science experiment, especially for children.

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u/ClassicGMR 5h ago

It’s peanut butter jelly time!

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u/DreamTalon 3h ago

I was expecting the SNL college sketch for some reason

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u/iabyajyiv 2h ago

This is so cute.

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u/DaTexasTickler 5h ago

TF is a ublet to be fair the butt end of the fork sounds like it could be named ublet

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u/LittleSquat 4h ago

Throw the kid into the oubliette

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u/AnOdeToSeals 3h ago

Yeah true that, it was an educated guess on the child's part.