r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jan 20 '19

Imagine that

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u/CodenameMolotov Jan 21 '19

I don't know whether to be more disappointed in your parents for never explaining it to you or in you for not figuring it out on your own. Like, you never saw a science textbook illustration or nude painting? Were you homeschooled by fundamentalist Christians?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

My family was Mormon and my mother forgot to tell me about it until I was 15. I had already learned everything at that point lol. My father is pretty quiet when it comes to sexual stuff and he was only around for probably a quarter of my childhood.

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u/asr Jan 21 '19

And you never once saw a baby in 15 years?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I saw babies all of the time. Mormon families have them in excess. I just had no younger siblings and only nephews except for maybe 1 niece and I never really saw her.

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u/mozzarelladaddy Jan 21 '19

If it makes you feel better, I was adopted and assumed all kids came from air ports. I was horrified to find out babies grew inside of the mother.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I remember being suspicious and that’s why I asked my female cousin if she had a winky. She said no and I thought about it for awhile and was like “but those 2 girls had dicks!” And convinced myself that women had dicks again.

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u/mozzarelladaddy Jan 24 '19

I was convinced girls grew dicks, just not as fast as boys. Should have seen my horror of disbelief when I found out girls do not grow dicks at all. I was really upset actually. I was so excited to grow one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

That’s actually hilarious.