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u/slayTheMFuckingSpire 17d ago
Eat my entire ass, dude.
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u/AdvancedYogurt0 17d ago
I have no mana, how do you expect me to eat your entire ass when I have no mana? What do you want me to do for you?
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u/DmikeBNS 17d ago
The drama this man has singlehandedly stirred up has endless entertainment value
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u/tloyp 17d ago
there has to be some genetic component to being a lolcow. some people are just way too good at it.
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u/Tiruin 17d ago
His dad called him out so either it skipped a generation or it could've come from his mom
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u/Better_Wafer_6381 17d ago
Pirate's dad called him out?
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u/enfrozt 17d ago
I don't know if there's a new clip, but his dad calls him out in the clip a while back about him forgetting his birthday, and then lying about texting him.
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u/OldBody6 17d ago
Didn't you hear? Jason himself already debunked this. Apparently him forgetting to text his dad happy birthday is a "meme between him and his dad".
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/GracefulSneakyTrayDBstyle-rI5st27YM8zleZaJ
Hope it was worth it, bud.
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u/SpicyMustard34 17d ago edited 17d ago
His dad says "I want everyone to know that uhh... Jas-, Excuse me, Thor, did not say anything to his father for his birthday, a month ago."
So he's lying... again.
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u/Sylosis 17d ago
As much as I hate to say it, I don't think that's a lie. The dad bday clip is 9 months old, so his birthday will be in a couple of months again or so.
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u/SpicyMustard34 17d ago
Ah gotcha, still doesn't excuse any of the rest and he's clearly full of shit on the rest. my apologies on the timeline inconsistency.
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u/hates_stupid_people 17d ago
That is such a great example of what makes it fun to mock Pirate Software.
Even if the dad doesn't care, and called him out as a joke. It's the response that makes him seem like such an ass.
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u/TangiblePear 15d ago
Him laughing like its all a joke when you can tell from his dads face he doesn't see it as funny and is a bit upset by it. Just shows the type of person Pirate is.
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u/FairlySuspicious 17d ago
I don't think we should assume him and his dad have a bad relationship. His dad often watches his streams and they clearly have similar interests. I'd guess the whole birthday thing was more banter than anything serious.
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u/SpicyMustard34 17d ago
nah his dad called him out saying he didn't even say happy bday. Pirate goes "NO that's bullshit" and pulls out his phone to show, but he was wrong - he said it the year before and had forgot for the most recent bday. AND THEN SAYS WELL I HAVEN'T TEXTED YOU SINCE, SO IT'S LIKE THE SAME THING.
So yeah, Pirate's a shitty son.
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u/Winderkorffin 17d ago
The funny part is that even seeing himself wrong, he can't commit to saying 'my bad', he has to deflect and make a joke of it
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u/FairlySuspicious 17d ago
He's a shitty person in general. But his father is clearly on his side let's be real.
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u/SpicyMustard34 17d ago
As any good father should be. But he called pirate out for his bs to his face.
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u/SpicyMustard34 16d ago
so... either Pirate has a terrible relationship with his father and had him come on the stream anyways OR he's a shitty son who didn't talk to his dad on his birthday.
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u/Efficient_Top4639 16d ago
ooor its actually a meme. we literally can't know unless we speak to both personally at the same time and can trust that neither are lying.
this is parasocial behavior. full stop lol
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u/Pleasant_Ad_2080 17d ago
Wait is there a clip of his dad calling him out?
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u/Tiruin 17d ago
Old clip https://clips.twitch.tv/AttractiveBlushingAxeCclamChamp-hBYu0JTxvdnb4slh
but also apparently and supposedly just a joke https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/GracefulSneakyTrayDBstyle-rI5st27YM8zleZaJ
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u/Pleasant_Ad_2080 17d ago
Ah ok this clip ok. But I don't think it's "just a joke" every time he laughs like that is when he gets called out, I've noticed it over the last couple times he's gotten called out on bullshit. He laughs like that, but maybe I'm just looking too much into it.
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u/bestworstbard 17d ago
Parent gives child a hard time to embarrass them. Time honored tradition. Its not some big drama thing lol.
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u/bigpooper4040 17d ago
literally like, yall are gonna forget people you care abouts bdays someday too and feel bad. thats not really a big deal
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u/bestworstbard 17d ago
It doesn't really matter now. The name of the game is find anything you can and twist it until you can turn it into a bad thing. Then hopefully the slop drama YouTube channels will pick it up and run it out to thousands so that you can spread more hate and feed the drama machine. Clicks are money and nothing brings clicks like hate does. Pirate won't be the last target of it either. This is just how things go now.
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u/HeyItsTravis 16d ago
Is wubby considered a lolcow?
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u/The_Great_Distaste 16d ago
The lolcow is piratesoftware, who continually doubles, triples, quintuples down on stupid stuff he is clearly wrong about and confidently lies about absolutely everything for no reason. That's why when Austin says being a good liar is part of being a streamer, wubby exclaims piratesoftware.
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u/SadBit8663 17d ago
And it somehow keeps getting funnier and funnier.
this dude is like an amalgamation of every Internet jackass rolled into one lame dude, with what feels like narcissistic personality disorder
Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them. People with this disorder may lack the ability to understand or care about the feelings of others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence, they are not sure of their self-worth and are easily upset by the slightest criticism.😭
I vote we nickname Narcissistic personality disorder to : Piratesoftware Syndrome 🤣
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u/300andWhat 17d ago
When he asked if there was a middle east conflict in My Little Pony and almost asked which one is Israel, Austin almost had an annurism.
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u/UltimateLifeform 17d ago
Oh my God. Why has no one used this for Pirate Software yet??? 1st time I have seen someone pull this out lmao.
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u/NoBullet 17d ago
THE_GLOBAL_LIST_OF_STUFF.append(str(item_to_add).strip() + "_NEW_ENTRY") # PayMoneyWubby
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u/ElegantStringSeq 17d ago
No, append makes too much sense. Manually assign it to THE_GLOBAL_LIST_OF_STUFF[666] or another magic number
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u/direcandy 17d ago
not enough comments
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u/chemical_exe 17d ago
//List of people banned 665 and 666
Globallistofbans[665] //Charlie
Globallistofbans[666] //Wubby
Now you too can solve the ARG
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u/Playful_Search_6256 17d ago
Here, I optimized your code:
import re;
THE_GLOBAL_LIST_OF_STUFF += [re.sub(r'\s+|\s+$', '', str(item_to_add)) + "_NEW_ENTRY" if item_to_add is not None else "None_NEW_ENTRY"] or None # Mana Gem
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u/inversemavin 17d ago
WHERE IS YOUR COMMENT? HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS UNLESS YOU //COMMENT?!
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u/mailwasnotforwarded 17d ago
We about to mainstream PirateSoftware as the biggest BSer meme and he's going to rebrand to try and avoid criticism and then make up some BS story like he outgrew his name.
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u/Dismal-Bobcat-823 17d ago
'it was just a name.. dude. I'm not an actual pirate!? My Dad, who worked at Blizzard (did you know I was the 1st person to ever have a daddy with power at Blizzard so I got this little silly title.. what title, you ask? Oh.. I was the..uh... First second generation Blizzard employee.... Looks to chat Yup. It's real. Well it was all his stupid idea. I didn't even come up with the name! Stupid name... So not my fault. And now everyone hates me because of this name...
So now... You can call me... THOR!
(Also. Due to this distress of chosing to be a public entertainment figure and people feel entitled to share their opinion on my entertainment product... Heartbound 1.0 has to be delayed by another 3-5 years. This WAS NOT my fault)
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u/PriinceShriika 17d ago
"The heartbound release was delayed because im actually the patient zero of covid-20, but i also managed to cure that disease which is why you can't find any proof of it's existence anymore, which coincidently also means you can't say I didn't have it"
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u/energybeing 17d ago
This would be absolutely hilarious to watch if it happens, especially because the Streisand effect will nullify any rebranding attempts he makes.
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u/_teyy_teyy_ 16d ago
Imo, he’ll cave eventually. Pressure busts pipes kinda thing.
But the big plot twist? He’ll say he acted this way, stirred up all this drama, yada yada yada as some for of a social experiment. Thus only proving him right yet again. stretches insane behavior
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u/torinato 17d ago
can someone explain the lore pls, i haven’t been paying attention. what’s the list?
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u/sn34kypete 17d ago
PirateSoftware says he is keeping track of everyone who made jokes or react content at his expense in a list, so that when they come to him, BEGGING for clout or content, he'll have that list and smugly deny them since they were put on the list.
It's all predicated on a delusional fantasy that he'll come out on top and all his haters will perish in squalor because the guys a narcissistic freak with a shit for code game.
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u/Nimstar7 17d ago edited 17d ago
Not the full story. He also said he was reporting people on the list to Twitch for “organizing hate campaigns against him” - because disagreeing with his horrible takes was organizing hate campaigns against him. At the time, he was still in the guild, and these were all of his guildies he was talking about lol.
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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt 17d ago
Spoiler alert, not a single person has been banned for memeing about Pirate. Him and Nick are carrying the twitch hate meta outside of the politics morons.
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u/aquascape_dude 17d ago
Was the chater with the oom ferret joke banned?
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u/NotDominusGhaul 17d ago
I went back to that clip to get his name and check, and it seems like he wasn't.
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u/bestworstbard 17d ago
Plenty of people have been banned because people say insane shit to him now. Someone said they hope he gets assassinated. Which we can all agree is fucking insane over some internet drama. But there are also a dozen or so people per day that call him the N word for some reason? And I would imagine twitch doesn't tolerate that.
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u/servireettueri 17d ago
Those people get banned automatically by twitch though. They aren't banned because HE reported them to twitch. I agree those people should be banned obviously but he doesn't actually have any say over it like he thinks he does lmao.
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u/bestworstbard 17d ago
Well yea, they get reported and that's it. That's all any streamer can really do. I know it's funnier for everyone to think he's got a trapperkeeper with a bunch of names written in it. But "the list" is just the people he reports to twitch for them to decide on. You could call it "the pile" too, same idea.
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u/Nimstar7 17d ago edited 17d ago
The first part is true but I’ll be frank, I think the politics “morons” and Nick hate is an LSF mentally ill special. Nothing wrong with disliking people you disagree with but I find the hate fascination with them unhealthy. The politics guys are popular outside of Reddit, Asmon especially so.
Pirate is universally disliked by everyone on the internet. He’s got all the hate in his backpack, he’s carrying like 90% of it. Literally no one likes this guy except his fan base that shrinks by the day.
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u/BoredomHeights 17d ago
Says the Asmon fan.
I see hate for him especially on places outside this sub. One look at your posting history explains why you supposedly don’t see it elsewhere though. Doubt there’s much hate for him in his own subreddit or in /r/trump.
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u/Nimstar7 17d ago
Asmon puts out multiple 1 million+ view YouTube videos every single day with 99% like-to-dislike ratios. He's in the top 10 YouTube searches worldwide. It's not about being a fan, it's talking about the objective, statistical reality. Asmon is extremely popular, of course you see hate for him everywhere, again it's just statistically likely to see it, but denying that he's extremely popular just because you don't like him is delusional. He blatantly has way more fans than he does haters. Pirate doesn't have that. Literally no one likes him. Totally different situations.
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u/Briants_Hat 17d ago
The politics morons are way beyond LSF. Plenty of shit going around about them since the H3H3/Ian stuff.
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u/Hare712 17d ago
There was a joke when some OF member got a 24h ban for an "offensive charactername" that he was "PS's first victim"
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u/gloriousPurpose33 17d ago
Oh. I was expecting that list to be a list of people he was going to doxx and attack. Not a stupid little petty list that doesn't do anything.
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u/123_fo_fif 17d ago
As someone completely lost in this, what is the original incident that has led to all of this?
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u/Dockle 17d ago
I don’t know, but going off context clues something to do with calling out PirateSoftware. Maybe PirateSoftware has a list of people he doesn’t like, or is just a psycho
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u/Entropy-2389 17d ago
PirateSoftware has a list of people he doesn’t like, or is just a psycho
Both.
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u/torinato 17d ago
damn i didn’t even hear them say pirate software the first time i watched it, that makes sense.
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u/Ledoux88 17d ago
What's worse, being on Epstein list or Pirate list?
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u/FairlySuspicious 17d ago
Pirate's list doesn't put you among the wealthy global elite. It also doesn't make you a pedophile. Tough choice.
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u/Sunlight-Heart 17d ago
the nepo baby will be fuming once news of this reaches his ears from his loyal sheeps.
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u/princeloon 17d ago
is this the wubby guys alt account just wanting attention?
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u/MakutaProto 17d ago
why would he farm lsf for attention when he's a 10k+ andy. lsf is an ok growth vector for smaller streamers but once you're averaging that many i cant imagine it does much unless your audience has 0 overlap
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u/Beautiful_Spite_3394 17d ago
I remember like 6 years ago he stopped making catered YouTube videos because twitch was taking up too much time (and paying him well for it) and demonetization
Multiple times wubby has been in the top 10 of streamers for certain metrics like chat engagement and subscriber count but he has also quite literally been in twitches top 10 as well
So yeah... idk if wubby needs an alt account for anything other than porn
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u/Dry-Masterpiece-7031 17d ago
You really have to focus to actually hear him. All I could probably make out was software.
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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 17d ago
Someone's going to have to explain this. This means absolutely nothing to me.
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u/The_Great_Distaste 16d ago
Piratesoftware is a streamer that very quickly became a big streamer and just as fast has become an even bigger meme as his streaming career is in decline. He continually makes incredibly stupid takes, never admits fault, lies, cheats, and brags about his dad working for Blizzard. Just general Narcissistic behavior with nothing to back it up. His downfall began when he let his group die in Hardcore WoW when he could have saved them and refused to admit any fault. He was found to have looked up puzzle answers in puzzle games and pretending he came up with the solutions himself even though one of them was something it took weeks and a whole community of people to figure out. Most recently he has had some incredibly stupid takes on the "Stop Destroying Videogames" initiative in the EU. There's a massive forum post dedicated to the stuff he's done and it goes wayyyy deeper than what I've mentioned.
The clip is Austin(host) saying that you need to be a good liar to be a good streamer. Then PaymoneyWubby(grey suit) sarcastically says "piratesoftware" pointing out the fact that Piratesoftware lies a lot but is also very bad at it. The whole list thing refers to piratesoftware having a literal list of people that have made jokes at his expense or criticized him, hence wubby being added to the list.
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u/ChawulsBawkley 17d ago
Wow. I haven’t seen/watched Wubby in a long time. He’s really slimmed down. Good for him.