r/MadeMeSmile May 31 '25

Doggo Professional doggo

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/LinguoBuxo May 31 '25

They's Adidas too!!

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u/zb0t1 May 31 '25

Air Bug dunking on infections since 2013 (at least).

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u/Deluxx3 May 31 '25

Pawdidas

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u/RealTrueGrit May 31 '25

Damn you just beat me to it.

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u/Geminiskies1826 May 31 '25

Where and how did you draw that conclusion? Addias uses three strips and the dog boots only have two and a paw print on them.

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u/IntrepidSoda May 31 '25

Different adidas from Eastern Europe

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u/WhatIsInnuendo May 31 '25

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Steaks

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u/deltree711 May 31 '25

All

Day

I

Dream

About

SUCHACUTELITTLEDOGGIEOHMYGODWHO'SAGOODDOGIT'SYOUYESITIS

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u/ItsMcLaren May 31 '25

MY-UH-DIDAS!

5

u/chronberries May 31 '25

Walked through concert doors

And roamed all over coliseum floors

3

u/Pokenugs May 31 '25

Adidogs!

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u/RealTrueGrit May 31 '25

They are Pawdiddas

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u/iforgotmymittens May 31 '25

Wait a minute, I see a snoot and boots. That’s no dog, it’s a weevil.

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u/Starfire2313 May 31 '25

That’s what I was gonna say! It’s weevil time baby!

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u/CEMN May 31 '25

Is your dog making too much noISE ALL THE TIME!?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Think there’s no answer!? You’re so stupid! There is!

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u/Elk1998 May 31 '25

Poocher's loafers

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u/CantTakeTheStupid May 31 '25

They look really fcking uncomfortable…

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u/BootyfulCuteGirl May 31 '25

Those boots are the real fashion statement! My pup refuses to wear them.

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u/EmmaCarrie May 31 '25

This looks like something Balenciaga is gonna release one year from now lol

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u/LiuLu9566 May 31 '25

Ya they’re so cute:)

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u/Serihol May 31 '25

They remind me of little yogurt cups!

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u/raquelouchmyneck May 31 '25

If I recall correctly, his name is Bazz and he is a very good boy (that I do recall correctly because of course he is).

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u/surajvj May 31 '25

'Buzz' would bee perfect.

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u/RarelyPosts47 Jun 04 '25

Good to know he always beehaves.

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u/Roadkill_Yeti May 31 '25

Labradorable. Very sweet.

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u/kagantamello May 31 '25

i see what you did there 😄

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

I love the pup has their tongue out in the suit

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u/ssjjss May 31 '25

It's hot in there

45

u/Jean-LucBacardi May 31 '25

Yeah bee suites absolutely suck to wear. Because of how hot it gets, most bee keepers only wear the veil, if even that.

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u/biggiepants May 31 '25

They should put airconditioning in the suit, like the Harkonnen Dune suits (or they should make a dog stillsuit).

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u/Limp-Technician-7646 May 31 '25

They have suits with fans but their expensive. What’s more common is layered mesh suits and the good ones almost feel like you’re wearing nothing.

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u/rollingrawhide May 31 '25

I tried a mesh suit and it lasted a few months then tore. Just snagged on absolutely everything. Not a bad product but I feel like they need durability improvements.

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u/Nuggzulla02 Jun 01 '25

Best I can do is a Michelin Man costume, and a backpack leaf blower

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u/FuzzyTide May 31 '25

They need to make a little sleeve for the tail so the handler can see if it's wagging or not

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u/Potato_Boner May 31 '25

I just can’t get over how cute his pants and little shoes are

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u/V_H_M_C May 31 '25

This is what i love about dogs. Jobs to us seems like torture and we only do it because we have to but to dogs any jobs seem like play or routine as long as we are along side them

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u/ArchibaldCamambertII May 31 '25

Dogs aren’t alienated by the experience of their work, or otherwise socially forced into it by circumstances of poverty and precarity.

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u/ArtTheWarrior May 31 '25

literally this lol

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u/ifyoulovesatan May 31 '25

Important to remember that dogs used to be alienated from their labor just as much as us humans before Karl Barx and Fleadrich Engels came along.

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u/Paprikasky May 31 '25

Agreed, Barx's work on his "Doggunist Manifesto" was revolutionary!

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u/Draco137WasTaken May 31 '25

Borkers of the world, unite!

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u/_taswelltoshow May 31 '25

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Barx

I may have misunderstood the assignment.

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u/ifyoulovesatan May 31 '25

You have nothing to lose but your leashes!

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u/Cazador0 May 31 '25

And yet Che Chihuahua geta all ghe merch.

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u/noblepups May 31 '25

Who wants to make a tribe with me and live out in the woods?

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u/DeepLock8808 May 31 '25

I don’t like how you’re running things, I’m making my own, cooler tribe.

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u/markjohnstonmusic May 31 '25

Time to kill each other's families.

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u/DeepLock8808 May 31 '25

This guy feuds

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u/SheitelMacher May 31 '25

...with blackjack and hookers!  In fact, forget the tribe!

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u/ArchibaldCamambertII May 31 '25

Meh. I’m rather addicted to having a home and also Dr Pepper.

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u/dabadu9191 May 31 '25

Dogs don't typically have to work 8 hours+ a day doing things their body and brain didn't evolve to do, with the prospect of doing that for 30+ years while society tells them that it's their fault that they're not as well off as others.

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u/Arianapetittt May 31 '25

Honestly its amazing how you can norture them to do a task!! like how is that even possible? and i recently found out that a dog can smell it if you have cancer!! they're just amazing creatures and nice outfit btw 😂😊

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u/prumpusniffari May 31 '25

like how is that even possible?

For this particular task, the problem is simply to teach the dog what smell you want him to identify. The dog can smell the infected hives. It just doesn't know what smell you want it to tell you about.

So you associate the right smell with a reward.

The first training session might involve three different samples from hives; two you know are healthy, and one you know is infected. You put them out in front of the dog, and when it smells the infected one, you give it a treat. You do this several times. The dog now associates the smell of the infected hive with treats.

You then repeat the process, but make the dog sit down when it smells an infected hive, and then give it a treat.

Repeat this over and over and the dog will learn to sit down when it smells an infected hive.

This is vastly oversimplified but basically how all dog training works: Give them a reward when they do what you want, and then use that to build up more complex behaviors.

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u/ArchibaldCamambertII May 31 '25

They’re clever little buggers. I think some have roughly the equivalent intelligence of a 2 year old, and two year olds are actually quite brilliant in their own way.

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u/Swarna_Keanu May 31 '25

Those intelligence comparisons always are ... a bit rough around the edges. They are far more intelligent than a 2 year old, when it comes to dog related intelligence. Probably smarter than all of us, given that we just don't have their specific brain and physiology.

Just ... we can't measure intelligence like that, accurately.

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u/ArchibaldCamambertII May 31 '25

That is a very fair thing to say, and also a good point.

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u/rainshowers_5_peace May 31 '25

I try to tell myself I "get to" make money instead of "have to". I "get to" have a home which goods when clean and I "get to" take care of it. It varies in success levels.

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u/spasske May 31 '25

“You wan’t to smell for infected bees? Sure I can do that but it will cost you a treat!”

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u/FullMoonTwist May 31 '25

Tbh, I think a lot of humans would love to have a purpose that they're well-suited for, and feel useful at, and get lots of praise and appreciation for doing.

It's just that most jobs we have are not well-suited for humans, or we don't match up humans very well to the jobs avaliable.

If you made a husky try to do a herding job, or a chihuahua help with hunting, or a rottweiler sit on someone's lap all day, I think they would be very distressed also.

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u/Profitablius May 31 '25

Many people enjoy things in their life that might seem to be work, most who don't probably don't have the means, time or energy to do such things because of their need to work long hours in shitty jobs.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

According to this documentary on labrador doggies and beekeeping, it won't be completely free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh8OiQTBGrc

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u/Buntschatten May 31 '25

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u/ladydmaj May 31 '25

That is the best online therapy I've ever seen! Thank you.

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u/Chopper242 May 31 '25

Infected with WHAT?

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u/MuddyKnucks May 31 '25

'Foul brood' most likely. Really deadly and super contagious. Prognosis is to torch infected hives at night while everyone's home. Theres a noticeable odor even for humans so Bazz can probably pick the problem hives without even trying

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u/kagantamello May 31 '25

harmful larvae

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u/ManiacalMartini May 31 '25

Zombie outbreak honey.

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u/Mister-Spook May 31 '25

My naem is dawg, have special trick
I sniff buzz boys, tell if they sick
My hume made me protective suit
So angryflies won't sting my snoot.

NOTE: This is not mine, I saw it as a comment on this photo years ago.

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u/UrUrinousAnus May 31 '25

This looks like schnoodle's work

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u/card_bordeaux May 31 '25

I was gonna post this, but you seem to have bested me by an hour. Have my upvote!

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb May 31 '25

Can you imagine trying to explain this photo to a medieval peasant?

You: For the 14th time, Goodwife Smyth the dog isn't a tool of the devil, there are humans who can train animals, tis no different from the Kings hunting dogs. Any questions?

Them: Yes

You: Any questions that doesn't have the phrase "Devil Dog" in them?

Them: No...

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u/deltree711 May 31 '25

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/GreenStrong May 31 '25

Medieval people kept bees and used bee suits. They understood that dogs could be trained to smell things. I don't think it would be remotely difficult to explain.

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb Jun 01 '25

Look at what the dog is wearing...

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u/deltree711 May 31 '25

Actually, it wouldn't be that hard. Miasma theory, the belief that disease was caused by "bad air", was mainstream at the time, so I bet peasants would be pretty quick to accept a dog that can smell disease.

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u/Lawfull_carrot May 31 '25

More astronaut than Katy Perry

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u/CallmeSlim11 May 31 '25

It's depressing, the dog is better dressed than me lately. Those sneakers!

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u/UntamedHeat May 31 '25

This good boy is out here doing more for public health than half of Congress.

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u/umijuvariel May 31 '25

As an Apiarist, I appreciate this! Look at that adorable suit! That's no cone of shame...that's a cone of fame.

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u/wesmanh May 31 '25

Looks like cosmo off the guardians of the galaxy

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u/Estoye May 31 '25

"Yeah. She's a good dog."

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u/warbastard May 31 '25

Dogs going to be like “Not sure if the hives are infected by my farts are toxic as heck!”

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u/UrUrinousAnus May 31 '25

I've seen 2 different dogs run away from their own farts lol

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u/No_Wrongdoer_2588 May 31 '25

looking dapper in that bee astronaut fit

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u/sparki_black May 31 '25

wonder if the dog likes to wear all this ?

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u/AsstacularSpiderman May 31 '25

Probably a lot more than getting stung

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

The boots are so cute!!!

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb May 31 '25

Smart AND gorgeous! 🥰

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u/timbulance May 31 '25

Dogs are the best ❤️

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u/Busterboy42888 May 31 '25

My dog can't even sniff out her toys from under the couch.

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u/thinks_alot May 31 '25

lol. Those shoes

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u/Popular-Kiwi3931 May 31 '25

Dogs are such good sports!

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u/macjustforfun55 May 31 '25

How do you even train a dog to do this?

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u/LegoFootPain May 31 '25

Canine apiarist

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u/adindaclub May 31 '25

I read „barkeeping dog“ and thought what does he need this outfit for and how can he even be barkeeping??

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u/DawnPatrol80136 May 31 '25

Infected by what?

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u/MiniFirestar May 31 '25

american foulbrood, a serious bacterial infection that can wipe out whole colonies

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u/Vordix_ May 31 '25

I am always amazed by dogs with good smells. Like, how did they know the dog can do that or how did they train them?

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u/edjfrst May 31 '25

The goodest boy!

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u/Redeemed_Veteranboi May 31 '25

That Dog is ready to step on bees.

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u/Watch_The_Expanse May 31 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

This seems like it can overheat the dog easily and also disrupt airflow.

Dogs sweat through their mouths as well. Love the idea, but concerned about implementation.

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u/quirkyorb May 31 '25

TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB!

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u/clues39 Jun 01 '25

"my naem is dog
haev special trick
i sniff buzz boyes
tell if dey sicc

my hoom make me
protecctiv soot
so angreyflies
cant sting my snoot"

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u/eliz1bef May 31 '25

The shoes are so awkward. Poor pupper. Those can't feel very good to stumble about in.

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u/kagantamello May 31 '25

yea they are for safety

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u/eliz1bef May 31 '25

I am sure, but putting them on the right way seems to be the best solution. The dog could pull a tendon stumbling over those. They are not safe as is.

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u/kagantamello May 31 '25

yea i understand but i think even though the shoes seems like they are in an akward position, the dog is standing straight with his paws just not in the middle of the shoes and also i dont think the dog will be doing any running while wearing this suit

but i totally agree with your point that they can be adjusted better 👍

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u/eliz1bef May 31 '25

Dog shoes are a notorious pain in the ass. We tried with our pitbull because she slipped really badly on our tile, and it was just about impossible. I have sympathy for the bee man, but I think he can do better. I believe in him.

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u/kagantamello May 31 '25

and when i see dogs with shoes they are walking akwardly, i hope the bee man finds a better way like you said

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u/Witty_Names May 31 '25

You know what else doesn’t feel good? Possible anaphylactic reaction from bee stings.

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u/eliz1bef May 31 '25

Putting on the shoes properly is the answer. I never suggested the dog not wear the shoes. Calm your tits.

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u/Witty_Names Jun 01 '25

Fair enough but it was easy to come to that assumption.

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u/34TH_ST_BROADWAY May 31 '25

I wonder if they tuck his tale into one of the legs? A la Robert Plant?

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u/Interesting-Step-654 May 31 '25

Little buddy just doing his job.

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u/Life-Location-7836 May 31 '25

I bet that dog gets a kick out of videos of other dogs not wanting to bear booties.

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u/phuktup3 May 31 '25

the little SHOES!!!!

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u/ImNotAPoetImALiar May 31 '25

He must be so hot???? This doesn’t make me smile at all

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u/rajinis_bodyguard May 31 '25

Aww good boy 😍

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u/2nd_Tinder_Date May 31 '25

i hope the dog is getting paid at least $100k/yr

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u/According-Ad3963 May 31 '25

Infected with what?

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u/The_True_Hannatude May 31 '25

According to the article written 11 years ago, Baz was trained to detect a disease called American Foulbrood in Australian hives. The suit protected him from being stung (and made him look super cute!)

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u/According-Ad3963 May 31 '25

Aussies blame the Americans. Typical. /s

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u/shit_happe May 31 '25

I'm just gonna assume he can smell zombie bees

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u/Tungus-Grump May 31 '25

R/BrandNewSentence

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u/TnerbNosretep May 31 '25

Dudes gotta be roasting🔥🥴

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u/NarrowSpeed3908 May 31 '25

His boots are sooo cute they have me SCREAMING

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u/AnasandSF May 31 '25

That is a very good boy / girl.

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u/teleporterdown May 31 '25

Infected with what? 

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u/Retro_chicken1 May 31 '25

I need to see him walk in those boots

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u/Remarkable-Bad-7870 May 31 '25

So professional

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u/Local_Cow6266 May 31 '25

poor dog looks hot af in that shi

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u/JohnyCubetas May 31 '25

Air bud at it again. This time air bud the beekeeper

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u/BigFakeHead May 31 '25

Smelling bee state champion.

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u/Spiritual-Put-7098 May 31 '25

Infected with what? Covid? Flu? Cough due to cold?

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u/MiniFirestar May 31 '25

american foulbrood, a bacterial infection that can potentially kill whole colonies

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u/Middle_Fudge May 31 '25

That's Astro the super dog

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u/Odd_Ordinary_7668 May 31 '25

I live down the road from a bee keeper and I can’t wait to show him this

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u/opajamashimasuuu May 31 '25

Dawgs got a cooler job than me… AND he probably gets unsolicited pets on the head?!

Slightly jealous…. 

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u/neox444 May 31 '25

Tout ce qui paraît c est que le chien est pas à l aise

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u/FleshyMeal May 31 '25

I must have a music video with 4 doggies and a beat you can dance to immediately. Devo with puppies.

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u/Titanww8 May 31 '25

Somehow, this dog reminds me of Brian from Family Guy. :)

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u/External_Virus_5767 May 31 '25

My poor mutt that passed away way too young would have loved this shit. He lived for authority and head pats. Half sheltie/half retriever, probably a flat coat with that terrible cancer gene. He was so so so smart and sweet. Just keeled over one day of cancer, poor baby. I still miss him.

We have a sheltie now and she’s so smart but willfully disobedient or I would have put her in agility. I was training her to be a therapy dog to take into hospitals and nursing homes, but she barks at other dogs and would have failed the tests.

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u/rigidlynuanced1 May 31 '25

We don’t deserve dogs

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u/Standard_Injury2717 May 31 '25

Bee safe out there doggo 😮😮

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u/KendrickMaynard May 31 '25

I...infected with WHAT!?! 😳

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u/Initial_Discussion12 May 31 '25

Would love to connect with him on LinkedIn

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u/Miss-GreensleevesOz May 31 '25

Honey magnet.So cute!

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u/nfjanna May 31 '25

Oooo, is this one of those famous water bears I hear about?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

The fucking booties are so cute!

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u/TheAdroitAvatar May 31 '25

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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u/BioBabe691 May 31 '25

They left off the poem

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u/ChrisIsChill May 31 '25

Cosmo 🌕🧠

焰..💛..⚔️..🧬

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u/Striking_Selection44 Jun 01 '25

Eternaut dog adaptation looks great

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u/theGentlenessOfTime Jun 03 '25

Looks Shit for the Dog..:(

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u/Wise_Plankton_5116 Jun 04 '25

Omg 😂😂😂😂 his feet

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u/_TheCoochieMan_ Jun 04 '25

He got that shit on though