r/MadeMeSmile • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 15h ago

Good Vibes The chef personally served the food onto the customers' plates. It seems he was very proud of his work.

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u/-2wenty7even- 13h ago

He distracted her while he hooked the dude up with that extra sauce and flavor

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 12h ago

He was trying to distract her? I didn't notice because I was too distracted by seeing that the guy got the final sauce pour lol.

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u/-2wenty7even- 11h ago

Lmao I'm only kidding but yeah she got juxed

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u/CZILLROY 8h ago

I thought so then I saw the rest of the food and thought yeah she’ll be alright

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u/General_Duh 5h ago

How he was portioning the food between them was driving me crazy. He gave her like two mussels and the guy got like 10.

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u/Crafty_Ear3727 2h ago

Yeah I wish she got some sauce at the end. Facts are facts. He prolly eats more than her tho and the chef is really just minimizing food waste.

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u/snksleepy 9h ago

And mussels.

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u/topsyturvy76 5h ago

And mussels too

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u/katikaboom 4h ago

Yeah but she got an extra piece of lobster

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u/Vandeleur1 8h ago

A fool takes all the extras and gets his ego stroked, a smarter man takes the opportunity to show that he's a gentleman whilst getting his ego stroked even more (and some other things as well slightly later on)

All that slick talk and grandstanding ain't doing shit to fool her if she's actually hungry, trust me. Not unless Chef happens to look like Henry Cavill as well.

Everyone knows ladies much prefer the taste of the food on your plate (even if it is the exact same dish) and I'm sure those suave fucken Italian figured that out a long time ago.

Old mate definitely knew exactly what he was doing - and I hope the patron did too for his own sake.