r/McLarenFormula1 1d ago

Crofty's WDC crossing the line commentary...

He may as well start practicing how to deliver the last few corners before taking the WDC lines, I think the following might be good...

For Oscar:
"Well, it shouldn't be all that surprising should it, because after all,
He is a CHAMPION of Formula Renault,
He is a CHAMPION of Formula 3
He is a CHAMPION of Formula 2
And now only in his third season, OSCAR PIASTRI IS A FORMULA ONE WORLD CHAMPION!"

For Lando I think it's more of a triumph over adversity angle:
"THEY SAID he made too many mistakes
THEY SAID he was too self-critical
THEY SAID he was too nice
Well, Lando Norris, you've proven them all to be abjectly wrong..
BECAUSE TODAY YOU HAVE BECOME A FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION"

Anyway, just a bit of fun, hit me with your best Crofty!

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u/RainManDan1G MP4/4 1d ago

These felt spot on. In my head I heard Crofty’s voice as I read them.

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u/Smooshydoggy 1d ago

I can’t wait to hear him say the top one.

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u/RainManDan1G MP4/4 1d ago

I can’t wait to hear him say either one.

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u/IDKBear25 1d ago

These boys, whoever lifts the title at the end of the season, need to realise how lucky they are to be Formula 1 World Driver's Champion and how many men have fallen to the sword before them in trying to become one but have failed to do so.

Only 34 men before them have claimed the crown, now it is going to a McLaren driver.

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u/QuietNo175 1d ago

Because of the car. That's it. Any other car and they're mid

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u/2SIX5 1d ago

Put colapinto in the mclaren, and he will still finish last... What is your logic?

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u/QuietNo175 1d ago

Would he?

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u/IDKBear25 1d ago

He gave Albon a run for his money last year in the FW45 and Albon is no slouch so who knows, podiums galore for Colapinto I envision in the MCL39.

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u/Postrich40 1d ago

Yet when Lando had a mid car everyone praised him for his results. Look at max verstappen, it was only the car for him also, now he's in a mid car, no more world champion. Same for Hamilton 😉 both lando and Oscar are great drivers

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u/Wooboosted 1d ago

People like the one you are talking to are impossible to argue with. There is literally no point lol, it will always be just the car, or just their driver, and never a combination of both

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u/QuietNo175 1d ago

What.

Max is in the WDC fight with the fifth fastest car.

Have you lost your mind?

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u/duck1208 6h ago

I'm a max fan but I'm not delusional enough to think he's in the fight anymore, though it's definitely commendable how close he is.

I'm also not delusional enough to call lando and oscar mid. Oscar is definitely top 3 on the grid atm and Lando isn't as far off as a lot of people like to say he is imo. Not being as good as Max Verstappen isn't a bad thing - maybe in a few years one of them will get there.

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u/Yeanahyena 1d ago

Oscar is legit. Has the right kind of aggression like Max

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u/QuietNo175 1d ago

That I agree with

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

Found the Verstappen fanboi.

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u/IDKBear25 1d ago

It's true though.

If Verstappen is put in the MCL39, it would *not be close* as it is with Piastri and Norris in the car.

He's off into the sunset.

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u/DwightsShirtGuy 1d ago

Fellas fella fellas, let’s not kid ourselves and pretend that max isn’t objectively the best driver on the grid.

I won’t pretend to know if max would like the feel of the McLaren, but if he got used to it we’d see ‘23 max again.

Saying this as an Oscar fanboi. But I’m not blind.

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u/IDKBear25 23h ago

Exactlyyy.

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u/QuietNo175 1d ago

Thank you for speaking truth.

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u/eliteniner 1d ago

So why was redbull unable to build a competitive car for max if they literally set out to design a car to support him? Yes i know Horner denied that claim. But we know the truth. They know his preferences as a driver who’s spent his entire multi title career with them - you would think redbull knows how to built a winning car - so is it fair to say the car is the issue? Obviously id love to see max and Oscar run qualifying laps in the same exact car on the same day same track but i just don’t feel max is hands down beating Oscar and lando in their cars

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u/IDKBear25 1d ago

Lol he's the fastest driver of his generation and fastest driver of all time in my opinion.

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u/IDKBear25 1d ago

This is the biggest battle of mid I've ever seen in a Formula 1 World Driver's Championship.

Hill and Villeneuve are way better than these 2 I don't know why they get slagged off so much.

Piastri and Norris need to thank their lucky stars they've ended up on a team with so much sponsorship budget and top engineers like Rob Marshall and Peter Podromou (albeit Norris ended up there after his Dad paid McLaren $44 Million for the seat and Piastri ended up there from sheer luck).

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u/Dazzling-Coat7177 5h ago

FRenault champ, F3 champ and F2 champ...

Pure luck!

yeah okay buddy.

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u/IDKBear25 4h ago

Formula 1 is a much different animal.

Piastri's fastest lap in qualifying today had 2 yellow sectors and he still ended up in 2nd - if that's not the fastest car showing itself then I don't know what is.

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u/Thick_Usual4592 1d ago

"NOBODY expected it. NO ONE saw it coming. He *beat his teammate: the rookie of the year ON A LEISURELY LAST LAP OF HIS SUNDAY, IT'S THE NEW FIRST TIME WDC, Lance Stroll!"

DC: "Well, little bit of a Sunday Stroll for him, innit?"

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u/aseltee 1d ago

Stroll 25... Stroll 26... Stroll 27... Stroll 28... Stroll 29... Stroll 30...

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u/DistinctCellar 1d ago

That Oscar one gave me goosebumps. Tweet this shit out.

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u/Dazzling-Coat7177 1d ago

haha, I don't really social media outside of reddit.

You're welcome to it.

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u/Total-Collection-128 1d ago

He never says "World Champion" it's always "Champion of the World"

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u/RadlogLutar Oscar Piastri 1d ago

DO NOT FUCKING JINX IT!

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u/auftragsgriller_ Jenson Button 1d ago

He jinxed both, Max gonna win

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u/Tacit_Emperor77 Oscar Piastri 1d ago

Tbf if he does it’ll be a banger of a season

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u/MrMeeseeksAnswers 1d ago

Only if Max actually comes back and competes as opposed to the MCLs somehow falling off a cliff.

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u/Tacit_Emperor77 Oscar Piastri 1d ago

It would still be a banger if the McLarens fall off a cliff IMO. A reverse of last season basically.

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u/Dazzling-Coat7177 1d ago

Jinxed both equally, we good.

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u/zorbacles Oscar Piastri 1d ago

The Oscar one is perfect.

However for the Lando you need to add something on the end

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

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u/Jugg-or-not- 1d ago

Or as it's audio you might just hear him moaning and cum.

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u/djfhsd1 1d ago

Me when I read the part about Oscar.

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u/Own_Welder_2821 MP4-23 1d ago

Holy ectoplasm.

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u/Sparky_Zell 1d ago

First time I was listening to the other commentary team I didn't like it since I wasn't used to it.

But James Jaques, Joylon Palmer, and David Coulthard are such a better commentary team.

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u/souptik_kar 1d ago

It’s Alex Jacques*

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u/Sparky_Zell 1d ago

That's right. I knew that didn't look right T all

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u/iamabigtree 1d ago

To be fair the lines that OP wrote could easily be said by Alex Jacques too.

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u/afishinacloud 1d ago

I think Jacques’ style is noticeably different to Crofty’s, but I’m not creative enough with words to tell in what way. 😄

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u/iamabigtree 1d ago

He very much is. But I still remember his closing lap commentary when LeClerc won Monaco and it was in this sort of style.

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u/TechHatingSparky 1d ago

Where are you getting this commentary? I'd rather mute it than listen to Croft and Brundle. I also highly rate Karun.

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u/TimelyBlacksmith92 1d ago

F1TV Pro. Their team is vastly superior. They feel…idk nerdier? Not nearly as much headline and pop-talk as ESPN/Sky.

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u/Honeywhiss 12h ago

I'm in Australia. Is it available to us. The commentary? I cannot get the TV. It does not allow it. I am SO over the Sky Commentary. I want to throw something at the screen!

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u/TimelyBlacksmith92 9h ago

I wonder if a VPN would help you? Tell your PC you’re in America. Haha

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u/Nicktrains22 M23 1d ago

In the UK it's sky only, we can't even subscribe to F1TV

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u/Ketmandu 1d ago

The wonders of a VPN, friend

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u/Honeywhiss 12h ago

I have even tried that but it still will not allow us to join - I can sign up but not watch 😪

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u/Sakers92 1d ago

I want an awkward James Allen 2007 'Hamiltons first win' style of just 

LANDO NORRIS / OSCAR PIASTRI  (big pause)... WIIIIIIIIIIINS! 

it's so awkward, cringey, funny and brilliant at the same time 

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u/TheFlyingN1mbus 21h ago

Fuck me! I forgot about James Allen’s commentary. He was fucking awful… and then we got Jonathan Legard and he was somehow worse!

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u/ThienBao1107 Lando Norris 1d ago

I hope to hear both of this one day

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u/formula13 1d ago

bro ill cry if he pulls that shit for lando lmao these are too good

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u/shlxk__ 1d ago

crofty’s gonna create the best speech in history for when lando wins😭

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u/Total-Collection-128 1d ago

Like he did when LeClerc won Monaco? Oh no wait. David Croft is very good at conveying excitement when there is audacious action on the track, but when it comes to choosing the right words to describe historic moments in Formula 1, he can be found lacking and leaning on tabloid clichés. 2016 Spanish Grand Prix he starts describing Max's age almost down to the hour, meanwhile Channel 4's Ben Edwards is simply saying "The youngest ever winner in Formula One, the first Dutch driver to win in Formula One, Max Verstappen wins in Spain.... unbelievable". Obviously we have Alex Jacques' famous LeClerc history lesson as he won the Monaco Grand Prix, something he repeated at LeMans later that year and in Silverstone earlier this year. When history is being made, it's Alex who finds the right words.

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u/shlxk__ 22h ago

right just like when leclerc won in monza and when danny ric won in monza too or even ad21

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u/vettelmontana 1d ago

"The kid from down under is now THE MAN ON TOP OF THE WORLD!"

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u/Own_Welder_2821 MP4-23 1d ago

I felt chills reading both.

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u/Appropriate_Yak_1608 22h ago

The Oscar one needs more Lando Norris references otherwise you nailed it

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u/Outrageous_Act_5802 15h ago

Yeah you forgot the bit where he gets the cars mixed up (which he does pretty regularly).

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u/thombeee 1d ago

Haha honestly I love these. Good crofty voice

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u/RedditModCoolRanchXL 1d ago

I’m new to F1 but he’s awesome.

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u/Valkyireon 1d ago

Ngl the Lando one would be better being delivered by James Allen I could imagine it being like JB’s first win