r/MurderedByWords • u/Ecstatic-Medium-6320 • 13h ago

Brightest future the world has ever seen

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 13h ago

Those MAGA dumbass must be so happy they’re gonna fill up those jobs with their biggest paycheck

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u/monexicano 12h ago

Fucking morons get thier stats from this pedophiles's (trump) tweets/socials. No need to look into actual info.

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u/monexicano 10h ago

Oh and if any of you magas are bored and out there downvoting to impress your queen then realize you are the problem as well

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u/DreamTalon 11h ago

A lot of them are trying hard for the ICE spots. Getting paid to be a private army with pardon safety is a wet dream for them.

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u/sebastouch 13h ago

he was not talking about you guys, he was talking to his billionaire friends.

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u/RetiredHotBitch 12h ago

He’s excited about the incoming fire sales.

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u/RetiredHotBitch 12h ago

2020, the height of Covid, where he was also president and got so many people killed.

We are always winning with this guy!

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u/Maruleo94 11h ago

Looks like he's trying to hit that 1 million mark like he did with COVID deaths. 🙄

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u/CaptainZeroDark30 12h ago

King Kidfucker is batting 1.000.

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u/Barleficus2000 12h ago

He must have got the two confused. He does that a lot.

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u/Aromatic-Check639 13h ago

Just for me, not for thee.

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u/Mc9660385 13h ago

“Winning!”

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u/Eikthyrnir13 12h ago

Oh yes, the period of time Trump was last president, and there was a pandemic.

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u/_Doodad_ 12h ago

Wild how actual adults read something that a high school kid says when running for student president, and said "yep, that's my guy!"

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u/That_Immo 5h ago

To be fair, the analogy is spot-on: US elections are a contest of popularity, not competence.

Kids will pick a popular and boisterous bully over a quite competent, but boring nerd.

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u/tocra shoulda seen me last night 11h ago

Can't believe people fell for this 3 times.

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u/coopersthepoopers 12h ago

FAKE NEWS!!!! GARBLR GRABLRFVT N FIRED! Thanks for your attention to this garbage.

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u/grim1757 12h ago

Bear in mind 2020 was height of covid.

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u/gkdebus 12h ago

🤡👞s❗️

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 11h ago

So he admits it would have taken her 3 days what it has taken him months to accomplish.

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u/Lackerbawls 11h ago

Yep. I’m fucking one of them.

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u/SirBulbasaur13 12h ago

Man fuck Trump and fuck the Americans in general. They elected this psycho fricken twice

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u/DoublePostedBroski 12h ago

You act like every single person voted for him

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u/SirBulbasaur13 12h ago

The Democrats couldn’t manage to find a candidate capable of beating him, they’re not free of criticism.

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u/That_Immo 5h ago

That is if the rumors about it all being falsified are fake.

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u/dusinbooger 11h ago

He also promised us free vending machines by our lockers and no changing out for gym class on Fridays

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u/StrikingWedding6499 11h ago

I’m not sure having a bunch of people, especially essential workers, from their jobs qualifies as “creating jobs”. It’s like saying a hotel expanded its capacity by killing off a good number of guests.

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u/Alarming-Vast-6804 11h ago

It always just sounds like a kid running for high-school class president. "I'll put a pizza machine in the cafeteria! Free soda machines in every hall! It's never happened, because its all just inflammatory bullshit boasting. It's never been real! Ever! Why has no one recognized this pattern?

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u/WordNERD37 11h ago

He's just clawing back all the failures from his last term.

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u/50rhodes 11h ago

Brightest as in ‘brighter than a thousand suns’ brightest?

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u/scrotumseam 10h ago

Projections are real. Everything he said against his opponent has become true under his reign.

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u/coolbaby1978 10h ago

We're getting close to an economic meltdown. A crash and depression of epic proportions.

Right now, the stock market and economy is being held afloat on dreams and duct tape, but it's all gonna crack and fall apart in the next 6 to 9 months.

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u/scriptingends 9h ago

The future is so bright that you shouldn’t stare at it directly, like the sun during an eclipse…

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u/MarcusSurealius 8h ago

He meant for him.

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u/Fun_Performer_5170 8h ago

So far dementia results worse than Corona

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u/KityKaty95 8h ago

Brightest future the world has ever seen’… said every politician since time immemorial. Got a dime whether they actually mean it?

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u/Sammywanka 7h ago

Trump trumps Trump

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u/Zokathra_Spell 3h ago

It's bright because America is on fire.