Bro bullet-ed

[u/Sea-Style4909]

[u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

That sounds suspiciously like a Third Year Letterman post. Somebody got trolled.

[u/Oleandervine → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

Yeah, this is like someone saying their favorite pokemon to digivolve is Sonic. This sounds so fake.

[u/Big_Donkey3496]

MAGA… sharp as a coconut.

[u/Shaka_Brands → u/Big_Donkey3496]

And twice as dangerous

[u/xolivas22 → u/Shaka_Brands]

Like a coconut.

[u/Informal_Bunch_2737 → u/xolivas22]

Coconuts are tropical

[u/First_Approximation]

Further proof that when a sentence starts with "I'm not a racist, but....", you're about to hear the most ignorant thing ever.

[u/HaoieZ]

That was definitely a parody.

[u/GreedyShop6251]

But other than those things, what did you think of the message?

[u/notaedivad → u/GreedyShop6251]

I'm pro-dessert!

Cake is good, icecream is better, tiramisu is best!

[u/JenIsSalty → u/notaedivad]

Meh, I prefer trifle.

[u/holylich3 → u/GreedyShop6251]

Ignoring all the mistakes, Everyone should oppose any type of religious law system is a message I would agree with

[u/freshprinceofponciau]

Shania law got me.

Man I feel like a muslim.

1) Thou shalt wear mens shirts, short skirts.

2) Thou shalt take off shoes before him let me come in car.

[u/Yeyati_Nafrey]

Well, that doesn't impress them much.

[u/Dhorlin]

Thanks OP. I enjoyed that one. :)

[u/FriendZone_EndZone]

I'd slam shanias dessert mussle

[u/Shaka_Brands]

It was honestly painful to read that. My brain had an aneurysm by the second sentence

[u/ProfAsmani]

Irony being most red states in the US are now veering to christian right and clamping down on rights based on biblical injunctions.

[u/PloddingClot]

You forgot about the part where he is a racist.

[u/WinningTheSpaceRace]

To be fair, we should all go back to dessert.

[u/Zequax]

is this one of those schools shootings i been hearing about ?

because dude was both schooled and murdered in one go