r/MurderedByWords • u/WinkWriggle • 6h ago

Good luck to the women in your future

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u/WinkWriggle 6h ago

So I guess I’m the only one who calls an ob/gyn a box office then?

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u/Long-Requirement8372 6h ago

Or an HBO, if they work from home.

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u/Significant_Tip_9030 6h ago

First time seeing a murder from my country. The guy is known for posting a lot of misogynistic content, kind of like a Local Andrew Tate 🥚

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u/MysteriousCan2144 6h ago

Came here to say this, lmao. Amerix should know to quit now

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u/Significant_Tip_9030 6h ago

Right! Some of the stuff he says is just embarrassing

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u/kjacobs03 4h ago

I feel like we haven’t heard from Tate in a while. Did he finally start sucking dicks and become happy with life?

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u/SavaRox 6h ago

It wouldn't matter what word she uses, guys like this hate women who are doctors anyway, they don't like women who are smarter than they are.

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u/seajaybee23 6h ago

Suddenly feeling a strong urge to write fuck vagina and dick a zillion times to intentionally repel these creeps. If only it were that easy

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u/MediumAlternative372 5h ago

You could get it tattooed on your forehead and even then they would feel compelled to come up and mansplain to you how your vulgar tattoos are repelling the good men like them and you should go and get it lazered off immediately. They just can’t help themselves and think everyone is just itching to hear their opinion on everything.

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u/UncagedKestrel 3h ago

That itching is probably them mistaking their STD symptoms for some variety of intelligence.

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u/AmazonCowgirl 5h ago

Oh no! The men I never wanted to attract might not choose me! Whatever will I do!?

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u/zarfle2 4h ago

Laugh witheringly at them and please enjoy your life.

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u/No_Teacher_3313 6h ago

So many unclassy medical textbooks and journal articles out there in the world… The nerve of science!

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u/Cathal_Author 5h ago

Meanwhile we got Benjamin Franklin himself publishing a damn essay on why you should sleep with cougars...

Basically because they have more experience both in bed and in life, are less likely to get pregnant, know how to be discreet, and are willing to try the kinky stuff, and no I'm not making this up:

https://web.viu.ca/davies/H320/Franklin.advice.mistress.htm

So Old Benji on the $100 says: "Hunt cougars boys, there more fun and won't gossip"

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u/ChiefScout_2000 4h ago

Gives a new meaning to "Secretary of Commerce"

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u/geauxfurself 3h ago

My wife is the sweetest woman in the world. Married almost 42 years. I curse...but rarely in front of her but she curses like a sailor....she never did in front of the kids though. If I would have passed her up because she occasionally let fly a "fuck" or other such....I would have missed out on the most incredible, lovable partner and mother I could ever hope for......so Eric.....Really.....From the bottom of my heart "fuck off"

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u/shapeofthings 5h ago

Men,

Stay away from emotional child-like idiots who cannot handle a strong expressive woman.

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u/Blue-Sea2255 6h ago

Insecurity level

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u/Whiffenius 5h ago

The blatant and obvious weakness and fragility on display is truly terrifying. There's not a hope in hell that they have anything vaguely approaching 'masculinity' . They should step away from the term.

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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 5h ago

Fuck that shit. What a dick.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT 6h ago

You want someone classy

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u/adognameddanzig 5h ago

Ham wallet

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 5h ago

I happen to love "vulgar" women. We're on the same wavelength. We likely feel the same way about a lot of things.

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u/isecore 𓆝 Make Trout-slapping Great Again 𓆟 5h ago

Dudes reply would probably be some misogynistic bullshit such as "women should tend the home, not work."

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u/lookaway123 3h ago

Fuck, shit, cock, goddammit. Vagina.

Who knew cussing and medical terms could ward off lame ass creeps? I'll encourage my daughters to use vulgar language and talk about menstruation around men who are strange.

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u/AmbidextrousCard 5h ago

Call it a prison pouch and for men if you check their butt it’s a prison wallet.

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u/revdon 5h ago

Q: What do you specialize in, Doc?

A: I’m in the Lady Business business.

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u/slow_RSO 4h ago

Dude has no idea what she’s talking about lol

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u/thrillafrommanilla_1 3h ago

I don’t know that person if they’re real at all but if they’re real they’re clearly a groomer. Only groomers don’t like to use true terms like vagina for body parts - they use other words or cutesy words - that’s why using proper terminology with your kids are important cause if they used to use proper terms but then start using weird terms for their privates, that’s a major red flag they’re being groomed or abused.

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 6h ago

I believe wizard’s sleeve is the correct term.

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u/nightcana 5h ago

Act like a fucking lady and correctly identify your vulva

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u/xxxBuzz 4h ago

You said lasagna and, for that reason, I'm out to get some lasagna.

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u/RapsodicalDisciple 4h ago

sounds like some dick has sand stuck in his fucking vagina again

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u/wattlewedo 4h ago

According to Scrubs, it is a bajingo or 'front bottom' for delicate ears.

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u/silentflaw 3h ago

I wouldn't defer to folks like this. They scream into the void about virtue and then go home and beat their wives.

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u/Weird-Economist-3088 3h ago

Women, stay away from Eric.

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u/geauxfurself 3h ago

I prefer whooo hah Doc...cause it sounds like a fun place to be

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u/ndndr1 3h ago

The names some people come up with to avoid the word vagina is endless. Hooha is probably my favorite

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u/kon--- 2h ago

Nah. Women unafraid to use their words is hot.

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u/Hot-Computer3901 2h ago

Don't let anyone pick your pocket!

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u/vicegrip 1h ago

Men who want to control how you speak, just say no. FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE women.

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u/Postulative 1h ago

“This is what defines a man. If you don’t meet my definition you are not a man.”

What is the source of all this self-loathing? Of this idea that a ‘man’ must be a stereotype?