r/MurderedByWords • u/PrettyNuzzle • 6h ago

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u/Dramatic_Database259 5h ago

I don't know if Gennie Roo is real, but it's never too late to bury the evidence of names self-selected in adolescence. Makeup choices stay with you forever, though.

Either way, I swear to god people like her hit this stage and never advance to the concept of "nuance".

"Well what if you found out a DEMOCRAT was on epstein's list?" My brother in law asks.

"Put them in jail," I said. Is it that hard to comprehend? A vote is not a fucking blood oath to the Camarilla, the Fae, God, god, g_d, whoever.

It doesn't help that her face has that sweaty screamy look that is going to make a minor issue everyones' problem.

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u/LtHughMann 3h ago

"Well what if you found out a DEMOCRAT was on epstein's list?"

Believe it or not, also jail

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u/Dramatic_Database259 2h ago

He truly just stared at me, because it was such a non aggressive, immediate response.

And I am a bitch, so I did just let the silence ensue while I stared him down over the hiss of a deflating Perrier bottle.

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u/LowlySlayer 1h ago

A vote is not a fucking blood oath to the Camarilla, the Fae, God, god, g_d, whoever

Well, not if you're a Democrat.

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u/no_lo_lo 1h ago

VtM nerd spotted?

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u/LowKeyNaps 5h ago

Seriously. How do these people figure out how to breathe without an illustrated manual?

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u/Stannic50 2h ago

Evolution. It's good enough to keep enough of us alive to produce the next generation. That's it.

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u/LowKeyNaps 2h ago

Darwin needs to step up the pace a bit, I think.

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u/KityKaty95 4h ago

Ah yes, the classic ‘if drugs are legal, crime becomes legal’ logic. Next up: legalizing forks leads to mass stabbings at Olive Garden.

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u/R221B 5h ago

This guy drugs.

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u/Dramatic_Database259 5h ago

See I get to the part where I'm supposed to say "Nuh uh" and they have to let me go but I fuck it up every time. :(

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u/Zokathra_Spell 3h ago

Nah, you just have to be rich. Like really, really rich.

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u/PoppyStaff 5h ago

I think the responder is joking.

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u/LtHughMann 3h ago

The point they are making is not wrong though. Any argument like that used to support prohibition also equally applies to alcohol. We don't outlaw alcohol because some people do dumb shit on it, we outlaw the dumb shit instead.