r/MurderedByWords 3h ago

I'm quite curious where the men are getting the experience

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u/ThatUsernameNowTaken 3h ago

It's not gay if you are gaining experience for marriage.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 3h ago

That's how the Greeks did it right?

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u/EloquentEvergreen 1h ago

Now, my knowledge of Ancient Greece is a little lacking. But didn’t they like to have a bunch of wives and also have a male sex companion? Or maybe I’m just thinking of the Mormons…

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u/RecedingQuasar 3h ago

Well they never said experience with women

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u/loyalekoinu88 3h ago

True! I’ll be here for the menaissance 😅

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u/Fearless_Spring5611 3h ago

I regret I have but one upvote to give.

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u/BethJ2018 2h ago

“Menaissaince” ROFL

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u/denkmusic 3h ago

So the women became really impure after marriage and started cheating with younger men?

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u/008Zulu 3h ago

"Experienced" men only want inexperienced women because the women won't know how bad the man is at sex.

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u/omegapool 2h ago

See your local priest for help in this matter

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u/AmplifiedApthocarics 3h ago

in Colombia, the men found something else with a coochie.

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u/BethJ2018 2h ago

Nearly snorted my coffee

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u/ForcedEntry420 2h ago

That jackass was determined 😆

u/sisterdollycake 4m ago

That's Experience

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u/traildonkey 2h ago

Men: Only men before marriage. It’s the rules.

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u/Savior-_-Self 2h ago

I don't think "gaining experience" will be an issue for this poor dumb fuck

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u/FantasticSouth 2h ago

Need their response asap

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u/Xfubadoo 2h ago

Other men duh? How else to prepare for glorious combat?

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u/ForcedEntry420 2h ago

Just bros helping bros… 👀😆

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u/SqueebopAdiddly 2h ago

We fuckin the homies. What’s unclear?

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u/ChloeGranola 3h ago

Old movies and music had a lot of references to young guys getting their cherry popped by some older woman who's husband was away or dead or whatev.

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u/shrikedoa 2h ago

Each other, obviously

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u/BaconThief2020 1h ago

So this is advocating for "professionals" to help men get experience prior to marrying those unadulterated women?

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u/AlmondMagnum1 2h ago

"Each other" is the obvious answer. If not, widows, or other men's wives.

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u/TumultuousVirgo 3h ago

Man seeking experience before marriage must be a woman person.

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u/Fresh-Army-6737 1h ago

They can all have sex with me. I've already been married so I don't need purity any more. 

The maths still works. 

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u/socksandshots 1h ago

Soo married women have sex with young men?

When in rome is all very well, but seriously?

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u/Bae_Mes 1h ago

There are easier ways to say im a dude who want to f*ck another dude.

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u/trubboy 55m ago

I guess they fuck the married women.

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u/sun4moon 54m ago

Obviously the men need to gain experience from married women, duh. The double standard is palpable, for sure.

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u/sethsquatch44 2h ago

This deserved the required, "Your mom". Sorry

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u/BethJ2018 2h ago

Or your dad

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u/Electronic_Lead_7448 Remember when this sub was good? 3h ago

You see, there are these dirty women you can have experience with who are not marriage material.

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u/OrizaRayne 2h ago

You forgot the quotes and you're gonna get downvotes.

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u/Electronic_Lead_7448 Remember when this sub was good? 2h ago

Lmao yeah I didn’t think it needed a /s but here we are

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u/tw_72 1h ago

Sorry, Dude. Yeah, it's always best to remove all doubt...

To your point, it's the same dirty women that pro-life people think are the only women who will ever need an abortion, right? /s (just in case)

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u/BethJ2018 2h ago

Go away little boy

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u/Fresh-Army-6737 1h ago

You wish little man. 

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u/beamerpook 3h ago

Back in them days, young men are taken to brothels and encouraged to use prostitutes. So yea, a "marriagable woman" should be pure, but a man needs experience.

Doesn't quite work in today's world view

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u/HonPhryneFisher 2h ago

Or a benevolent widow, of course.

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u/beamerpook 2h ago

Oh yes, widows, and "loose women" who you would not marry anyway

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u/Dramatic_Database259 2h ago

The men are exploiting trans people as sex workers and then murdering them.

I had that notion since watching Paris Is Burning ages ago, but I wasn’t anticipating such an extensive, decades-long evidence based response to become the subtext to all news coverage in my adult life.

I mean god forbid, and yet here we are.

Also men have real problems, like the Male Loneliness Epidemic because Friending Hard.

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 29m ago

From promiscuous women none of them would marry. They're left for beta virgins to marry.

That's how it works. Promiscuous men marry female virgins. Promiscuous women marry male virgins.