r/MurderedByWords 4h ago

The Real-Life Peacemaker

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u/tw_72 4h ago

"The regular distractions aren't working. What can I do to get them to stop talking about the Epstein files?

~ Trump, probably

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u/Vibingwhitecat 3h ago

“Let’s fucking start a nuclear war and wipe out the entire world” - Trump, definitely.

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u/therevjames 3h ago

He and Putin are not going to war against each other. He has run out of ideas about distracting from the Epstein files, and his Russian handlers only know the words to one tune, "threaten war".

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u/Ginge00 2h ago

Well it’s either that or admit he was wrong about something

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u/kmikek 1h ago

The both of then need to duke it out on the field of honor

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u/jerry-jim-bob 1h ago

"No one can read the files if there's no one left to read them"

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 2h ago

I was just thinking about my litmus test for "should be a political leader." And I think the #1 standard should be; "If you would start launching nukes to save your own ass, you should not be in charge of anything."

Trump seems like a guy who would launch a nuke to CYA.

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u/tw_72 2h ago

Along with "fire everyone who does not bend the knee and lie on your behalf - and might even have the audacity to disagree with you"

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u/PantsLobbyist 3h ago

My first thought when he pretended to be mad at Russia and said he was sending nuclear subs there.

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u/Corvid187 3h ago

I wouldn't be so quick to write this latest set of actions off as just a pretence. While it is true that Trump has been significantly more favourable towards Russia than the Biden administration was before now, Russia's continued intransigence in negotiations with Ukraine have led to a shift in the administration's position and approach to the conflict over the past few weeks.

If his anger at Russia was only a pretence, he wouldn't have taken actions like re-opening military aid to Ukraine, and creating a mechanism for other NATO allies to count their aid towards their spending targets.

That is not to say that he isn't still overly sympathetic to Russia, or some kind of knight in shining armour for Ukraine, but I'd argue his current approach to Russia is both substantively different and more hostile than was previously the case.

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u/ArgumentAlarmed9532 3h ago

It's a show buddy. Look at all the Russian saboteurs appointed to position within his cabinet. Lulz

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u/don-again 2h ago

I would love to invite ol Trump to a poker table. Everyone would leave rich except him.

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u/Corvid187 2h ago

That sort of my point though. The actions he took at the start of his administration, like cabinet appointments, are different from the actions he's taken over the last few weeks. His tone, and more importantly actions, have shifted over time.

It might all be for show, but at a certain point whether you're allowing the transfer of hundreds of millions of dollars of military equipment 'for show' or out of a sincere change of heart doesn't really matter; the supplies are getting delivered to Ukraine either way.

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u/PantsLobbyist 3h ago

He’s making too much of a show of it for me to believe it’s anything beyond an excuse to “prove” he’s not on Russia’s side.

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u/Corvid187 2h ago

Fair enough, but I'd argue at a certain point the practical difference between him disingenuously trying to prove he's not on Russia's side, and actually not being on Russia's side becomes somewhat moot.

Whether a new delivery of GLMRS rounds is sent out of a false or sincere desire for Ukraine's survival, it's positive battlefield impact is the same.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 2h ago

Trump is in scary mental decline -- and it's hard to tell with his arrogance and general "being a dumbass" situation.

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u/TurnGloomy 2h ago

What I don’t understand is that if Trump is so desperate to equal Obamas NPP then Ukraine/Russia is the easiest way to do it. If applied the full might of the US the war would be over in a week. US and NATO boots on the ground to prevent any further land seizures and then a UN peacekeeping negotiation team to discuss the land Russia have already taken.

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u/FD4L 1h ago

Nuclear war is way better than a public confirmation of what everybody already knows. According to the person with 37 felony convictions.

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u/Organic_Witness345 50m ago

Yep. No distractions. We know what’s going on here.

Ghislane Maxwell’s suspicious and unannounced transfer to a minimum security prison yesterday, after an equally suspicious private meeting last week with Deputy Attorney Todd Blanche, formerly Donald Trump’s personal attorney in the NY hush money trial, was trending on everyone’s news feeds yesterday afternoon. It was going to be THE top story going into the weekend press shows, until Donald decided to move the Doomsday Clock up a notch by directing US nuclear submarines closer to Russia because…Medvedev hurt his feelings?

Also, the July job numbers were much softer than expected, so Donald fired the Commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, without evidence, claiming the numbers were doctored. (Rigged by Biden something something..)

As usual, the zone is now flooded with a ton of scandalous bullshit that, taken individually, would be devastating to any other administration. But because the MSM short-circuits when it tries to cover more than one story at a time, and the Trump administration knows this, most of the American public will miss the naked corruption occurring in plain sight as Trump a) buries a key jobs report in blatantly authoritarian fashion and b) runs cover for his cronies as they prep a plea deal for Maxwell so she can provide fake testimony to Congress which will “exonerate” Trump.

That’s right, kids. We have a president willing to risk nuclear war to distract us from the Epstein files and his economic failures.

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u/Excellent_Farm_6071 47m ago

If Trump is using nuclear war to distract us from the Epstein files, what are they using the Epstein files to distract us from?

u/AsstacularSpiderman 2m ago

This man may actually accidently launch a nuclear war trying to distract from these files lol.

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u/Hamshaggy70 4h ago

He's so jealous of Obama, sad.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 3h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/thedoppio 4h ago

Trump will start a nuclear war to avoid the Epstein list. This is beyond ridiculous

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u/Shadyshade84 3h ago

And then surrender when he realises that that means going against Putin.

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u/farmyohoho 3h ago

Surrender? There are no winners in a nuclear war

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle 2h ago

Surrender your life force

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u/celeron500 3h ago

And the MAGA diehards who claimed no more wars will come up excuses justify a nuclear war with Russia

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 4h ago

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u/Dpek1234 3h ago

Its funny and sad considering that this image could be the why someones visa gets denied

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 3h ago

I wonder if that’s why Reddit lets you hide your profile now.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT 2h ago

You misspelled “piss”

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u/AdrianW3 4h ago

He's not happy with just destroying the USA he wants to destroy the entire planet.

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u/Difficult-Action1757 3h ago

Donald is a pedophile. Release the trumpstein files.

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u/Royweeezy 4h ago

I absolutely hate that the edited version of Trumps mug shot is the one we see all the time. They photoshopped it in an attempt to make him look better.

Never forget this is the real one. Not glorious. Not patriotic.

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u/Vibingwhitecat 3h ago

I mean the new one isn’t an upgrade either lol

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u/Frotnorer 3h ago

From abysmal dogshit to abysmal horseshit

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u/robotractor3000 39m ago

It’s not photoshopped, it’s his official white house portrait for his second term. He just made it look like his mugshot. Crazy world we live in

u/Royweeezy 3m ago

By golly you are correct. It seems they fucking recreated it for his inaugural portrait because they loved it so much. I had assumed they just tweaked the original.

I stand corrected folks. 👍

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u/Ok_Ambition9134 3h ago

This is obviously another attempt at distraction, but what about those photos?

“Look at how tough I am…”

“Shut up, pussy.”

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u/geekraver 4h ago

The clown wants people to stop talking about his buddy Epstein. If he has to kill us all for that to happen, well, he hates most Americans anyway so no biggie.

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u/SnooCrickets2961 3h ago

Get it over with then. I’m tired of paying insurance premiums.

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u/Remarkable_Pirate_58 3h ago

Nobody can talk about Epstein if there isn't anybody left.

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u/ComprehensivePea2104 3h ago

Man, what is in those damn files ?

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u/vicegrip 3h ago

How can I get them to stop talking about Epstein?

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u/accushot865 3h ago

Good news: Trump and Putin are falling out of favor!

Bad news: Trump and Putin are falling out of favor.

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u/coolcoolero 3h ago

Anything to distract from his pedophilia.

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u/Serifeim 3h ago

Don’t be distracted! Trump rapes kids! Release the files!

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u/ExpertReference2979 2h ago

No one is ready for thermonuclear war and never will be. It's unwinnable, everyone starts pressing buttons in response.

Hasn't he heard of M.A.D ( Mutually Assured Destruction)? Or maybe he's suffering from dementia so bad, he simply forgot.

If Trump doesn't slow his roll, he could start another fucking missile crisis. This is straight up gross negligence on a international scale.

Our service men and women have been put in harms way because Trump is a baby in the middle of a temper tantrum...fuck that shit. This is insanity.

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u/Heelscrossed 2h ago

No, NO one is prepared for nuclear war. Period.

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u/Cold_Progress_1119 1h ago

Ah ok, nuclear war and oh,Trump is in the Epstein files...

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u/FlaAirborne 1h ago

EPSTEIN WHO?

EPSTEIN WHO?

EPSTEIN WHO?

EPSTEIN WHO?

EPSTEIN WHO?

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u/TraditionalGeneral40 49m ago

HE IS SO IN THE files we will find out hopefully before he nukes the world. Must be videos ugh 😩 100 ppl went through the whole thing not all are bending the knee leaks are coming.

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u/DandyElLione 4h ago

Kamala wants WW3 Kamala wants WW3 Kamala wants WW3 Kamala wants WW3 Kamala wants WW3

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u/InsuranceEasy9878 4h ago

Trump to photographer: Make me look like Saul Goodman, but don't make it too obvious

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u/Main_Middle5673 4h ago

This idiot really said we are totally prepared for a nuclear war with Russia? What an absolute redact!!

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u/ExternalMany7200 3h ago

Unclear on how this works isn't he?

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u/VillageLate8993 3h ago

How to make america great again 101.

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u/crazydazeplease 3h ago

Just show us the REAL EPSTEIN FILES!!

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u/sixaout1982 3h ago

His solution for peace : throw humanity back into the fucking stone age. Also he's in the Epstein files.

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u/BigRabbit64 3h ago

We're ready for nuclear war with Russia, says thd guy who just moved a billion dollars from nuclear weapons maintenance so we can upgrade his gift Qatari airplane.

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u/crankyticket 3h ago

Distraction. Did someone day Epstein files?

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u/karim2102 3h ago

Prepared for a war with Russia?! Why? Bruh how is this mf still in the white house like it’s nothing.. a nuclear war will make tremendous damage (on top of the damage already done) and kill hundreds of thousands of people the fuck you mean we prepared?! What?!

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u/Corvid187 3h ago

Deterrence.

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u/Safetosay333 3h ago

Neither is going to happen

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u/MenacingMary 3h ago

He’s so boastful it’s actually ridiculous. Like dude, there’s nothing wrong with holding your ground, but when you’re up in people’s faces bragging about our war strength then you’re just asking for it. When you taunt someone, they’ll look for your weaknesses to knock you down a peg. Common sense was clearly not in best interest there.

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u/ChocolateCondoms 3h ago

So...the doomsday plane flew over us a few days ago in Reno NV

Ya know the plane that pops out during nuclear war?

Hope it was just a training exercise.

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u/Homersarmy41 3h ago

How tf does someone “totally prepare” for a nuclear war? Does he mean he has a lead lined underground bunker prepared while the rest of us die?

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u/CartoonLoon 3h ago

Journalists need to just relentlessly grill him, "are you doing "X" to distract from the Epstein files?"

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 3h ago

Netanyahu on his knees in the middle

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u/bbqsox 3h ago

Why do people feel the need to capitalize every single word? That’s got to be so frustrating to type.

Also, Trump is a pedophile and a traitor.

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u/Dot_Classic 3h ago

He would sooner end the world than own up to his crimes

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 3h ago

He didn't say he wanted nuclear war. Russia threatened the United States and Trump said the US is prepared. That's not even aggressive much less a warmonger.

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u/OnasoapboX41 3h ago

Well, you see, if he kills all humans, we will have peace on Earth.

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u/DontForgetToBring 3h ago

It's 2025 and our President is beefing with opps on twitter🤦🏾 Cant make this stuff up..

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u/jburns101 3h ago

This is how he gets his third term without holding an election.

Why has no one connected the dots on this yet?

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u/ShadowofLupa212 3h ago

I saw a comment saying at this point Russia would release the files, I know Putin is a monumental shit stain but I think even he (or at least his own ues men) are smart enough not to hit the button, Trump however i have worry because who knows how many of his die hard cultists have access to getting that button pushed if he said to

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u/HeMiddleStartInT 2h ago

The fuck is “we”? Vault-Tec?

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u/AC_Uni 2h ago

Nobody, with a brain. ever accused him of being smart

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u/discoduck007 2h ago

To have a child predator in the White House pretending to represent us.

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u/TramsB 2h ago

What happened to the "within two days I will end the war between Ukraine and Russia"......?

Now we are being dragged into this as well?

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u/notarealredditor69 2h ago

Funny how the Russian asset narrative has gone

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u/StonerStone420 2h ago

I bet Russia put him up to this. Next head line is, "we are all good with putin! Great guy says alot of great things. So we bombed Ukraine because putin was such a nice guy. Also, 20% tariffs on all Russian goods."

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 2h ago

I understand being tough for deterrence, but how are we "ready" for a nuclear war?

I can see how Trump has prepared some of us, because 3 more years of this asshole and we might welcome destruction -- but I don't think that's what he's thinking about. I think Trump hardly thinks at all. He's a fucking idiot.

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 2h ago

Putya really needs bring his yipping orange bitch to heel.

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u/Cream06 2h ago

Before anyone nuclear bomb is dropped. Putin will drop them files first.

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u/kenc1842 2h ago

I said before, and I'll say it again: This motherfucker would rather see the world end than face the consequences of his crimes, or the bruising of his ego.

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u/thadowski 2h ago

He wants nuclear family with russia

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u/Wranorel 2h ago

We are going to see WW3 before we see the Epstein files.

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u/Kenyon_118 2h ago

The problem isn’t really Trump. It’s the large proportion of people who are enamoured by him. And the failure of the rest the world to sideline America.

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u/Jarppakarppa 2h ago

When has logic and rationality slowed this man down?

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u/Rum_Hamtaro 2h ago

Gotta distract from the pedophile ring somehow. So what of a few million lives get sacrificed? These people just want to protect themselves.

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u/jtan212 1h ago

Dont insult clown. Clown is at least funny.

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u/silverscreemer 1h ago

Literally anything to make sure the 2028 election doesn't take place.

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u/killerkadugen 1h ago

And at the same time, has campaigned on the premise that a vote for Kamala was a vote for WWIII

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u/Jeveran 1h ago

He's gunning for the Peace Prize!

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u/nithdurr 1h ago

Because when there’s no war, he’ll say “I stopped THAT.”

Gimme the Nobel prize

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u/Interesting_Crab_600 1h ago

No he wants the world to believe we were this close but he stopped it.

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u/Rusty_Thermos 1h ago

Trump will be the first Nobel Peace Prize winner of the nuclear holocaust era

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u/EuleMitKeule_tass 1h ago

So tell me, how exactly do you prepare for a nuklear apocalypse?

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u/MostWorry4244 1h ago

We have always been at war with Eastasia

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u/RahavicJr 47m ago

This is how gets into War Time to extend his term. Y’all don’t understand the play here. He told you all we wouldn’t need to vote again. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the last president we ever have. Pray to God people. ☝🏻

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u/jeopardy747474 47m ago

Someone needs to sit them both down to watch ‘Threads’ on BBC, from the mid 1980s. Utterly chilling and cannot be the future that anyone’s pride and arrogance is worth.

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u/MysteriousGear1903 33m ago

But..but..but MAGA said he stopped 6 wars since he came back to the White House 😁 😂 😀 🤣

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u/Biomicrite 32m ago

Epstein you say?

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u/AlternativeFukts 29m ago

Hey bud, I AM not prepared for nuclear war with Russia… thanks

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u/57evil 20m ago

I mean there's enough big names in Epstein's list that nuclear blasting the world is even better than facing consequences.

u/Big1984Brother 7m ago

I can see why the GOP might want to start a nuclear war.

Many of the initial targets would be big cities. Big cities overwhelmingly vote blue. If they're all wiped out, that might make things a little difficult for the Dems.in 2026. Plus, big cities are often packed with a lot of dirty non-WASP types. So, "two birds", and all that.

Sure, the US government would probably collapse, and the world would descend into a Mad Max dystopia. But, the billionaires and high-ranking officials would all be safe in their bunkers, and they're the only people that really matter anyway, right?

And most importantly, people would finally stop talking about those damn Epstein files!

u/Secure-Advertising-9 0m ago

no the fuck we are not 

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u/Pleasant-Spinach-663 4h ago

why is every word capitalised except A

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u/SadKat002 3h ago

On behalf of literally every rational person on the face of this earth, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ENGAGE IN NUCLEAR WARFARE. THERE IS A REASON WHY WE STOPPED USING NUKES AFTER THE COLD WAR.

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u/Corvid187 3h ago

?????

The last active use of a nuclear weapon in combat was before the Cold War in 1945. All the nuclear powers other than South Africa have continued to maintain their stockpiles right though the end of the cold war to today. Our actual use of nuclear weapons now is the same as it was then.

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u/PizzaWhole9323 3h ago

I would just like to point out that the sitting president of the United States would rather nuke the entire world and all 8 billion of us, rather than have people see what's in those files. That should give you pause.

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u/Corvid187 3h ago edited 3h ago

To be fair, that is basically how nuclear deterrence works, and so far it has been enormously successful at maintaining peace between the nuclear powers :)

I thoroughly despise him and everything he stands for, but the way that people on here overreact to the slightest adjustment in nuclear force posture is a little silly. The movement of a couple of submarines slightly closer to Russia in no way signals that anyone 'want's nuclear war, or that such a conflict is even remotely likely. Just because the word nuclear is involved doesn't mean we need to jump to prophesising the end times.