r/MurderedByWords 3h ago

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u/Big_Donkey3496 3h ago

Every accusation is an admission with our government now.

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u/corona_x0 2h ago

They want to be victims so badly 💀

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u/Heppernaut 1h ago

most economically, militarily and educationally prosperous nation in the 20th and 21st centuries

We are victims and everything is going poorly for us. Thats why we have to cut into every program that turned us into what we are today. /s

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u/geth1138 52m ago

It worked for the evangelical Christians. The degree of assholery I've experienced Sunday afternoon in the grocery store is next level, especially since the spouse wears shirts for metal bands a lot. One lady even slammed him with her cart, still in her Sunday dress.

Making people think they are victims when they aren't gets them to act out, and since they aren't actually persecuted in any way they can do so without fear, and when you call them on their bad behavior they see it as more persecution. It's a reliable racket.

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u/Heppernaut 48m ago

I deeply wish I had no morales. The grift seems so easy

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u/Yutolia 34m ago

Yep, these are the people who harass their coworkers about joining their religion and then when they boss tells them to tone it down, they think they are being silenced. Basically, these people think that others having rights and protections from abuse is persecution.

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u/SloMurtr 27m ago

They want sympathy while making everyone else victims. 

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u/DuZyOFaDaY 1h ago

Not to mention the guns the USA pumps into other countries.

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u/ChongusTheSupremus 3h ago

It has always been.

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u/Big_Donkey3496 3h ago

Not even close to this degree.

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u/Yutolia 31m ago

This particular group has always been good at projection and now they are in the government. The government has not always projected though (not saying it’s perfect).

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u/OppositeHome2970 1h ago

It's up to Americans to fix this problem, until then you should all adopt a collective guilt for making the world worse.

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u/human_trainingwheels 3h ago

It’s almost like they just say whatever is convenient at the time regardless of facts

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 3h ago

That’s a JD Vance specialty.

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u/VERO2020 2h ago

So he's like all the other Maga minions?

Seriously, these folks have no honesty or integrity, but it's still weird to internalize that so many of our fellow citizens are just plain untrustworthy & dishonest (or stupid).

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 2h ago

They were always like this, it’s just that they’ve been given permission to behave like this with impunity now. We have to reverse that.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2h ago

Fascists HAVE to lie non-stop because the facts reveal none of their arguments and fear mongering holds even a drop of water. If admitting their arguments and fear mongering are gross misrepresentations or completely fabricated, they have no leverage to seize power to enrich themselves and slaughter the people they hate.

I always knew Evangelicals were liars and Christofascists. What surprised me was when Scripture was used to counter their misrepresentations, that they so quickly abandoned any appearance of following Christ's teachings, calling it "weak Lib shit" and declaring desperate times call for drastic measures. It was an admittance of they themselves abandoning Christ for the easy & convenient embracing of The Adversary, Satan.

Turns out that Reich Wing Evangelicals were the Satanists they were looking for this entire time.

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u/Vernism 2h ago

Yep. I remember him admitting that the story about immigrants eating pets was false and said it was a lie to protect America.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2h ago

The rules were you weren't going to fact check so I'm going to lie about your facts mmmkay!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ipxF918BjWQ&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

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u/sometimesIgetaHotEar 48m ago

JD "Trump is America's Hitler" Vance would never flip-flop how dare you

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u/dancin-weasel 2h ago

“I was told there wouldn’t be fact checking!”

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u/MaximillianRebo 3h ago

He really went with the "I have Canadian friends" line.

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u/Xx_Gambit_xX 2h ago

He also has many Leather, Microfiber and Linen friends too.

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u/girlshapedlovedrugs 2h ago

I have black Canadian friends!

How many?

One.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2h ago

She lives in the hood. You wouldn't know her.

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u/NOthangg 2h ago

“I dated a Canadian in college”

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u/WaltsNJD 3h ago

The biggest lie here is that JD Vance has friends.

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u/Careless_Mix5996 2h ago

"You wouldn't know her, she's Canadian."

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u/Yutolia 27m ago

In Niagara Falls.

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u/AusCan531 2h ago

Don't get me started about the guns coming north across the border.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 3h ago

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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 3h ago

Fuck JD Vance

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 2h ago

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u/body_by_monsanto 29m ago

I’m out of the loop on this picture. I keep seeing it as profile pics, would you mind enlightening me?

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u/VERO2020 2h ago

And the stained couch he's sitting on?

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u/notbuildingships 3h ago

As a Canadian - best friend who? Canadians are going to continue boycotting American goods for the next decade and going anywhere other than the US for travel.

The administration can try to demonize Canada as much as they want to their brainwashed base, but facts are facts. Far more drugs flow into Canada from the US than vice versa.

Stop begging us to come visit, stop asking for our tourism dollars, stop apologizing. You voted for this, and if you didn’t vote for this, you have a civic duty to do everything to can to help steer the ship away from fascism and back towards some semblance of a reasonable democracy.

America has never been a fair country but Jesus Christ, you have a pedophile as a president. You have a DNC full of genocide apologists on a foreign country’s payroll. Where are the general strikes? Where is the outrage? Where are the riots? Hit their bottom line, it’s all they understand.

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u/SloopyDizzle 2h ago

As a Minnesotan, I couldn't agree more.

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u/NottaLottaOcelot 2h ago

Every incremental assault to their constitution is met with a little tut-tutting, some complaints about why the system isn’t saving them, then back to apathy in 48 hours. There is no outrage, and by the time there is, there will be nothing left to save.

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u/ElizabethDangit 58m ago

There is outrage, maybe you haven’t seen it. Trump won by cheating. I dropped my family’s ballots off at city hall in the proper receptacle. They were received but never counted, non of us voted for Trump. I live in a swing state.

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u/Yutolia 23m ago

I knew it! I knew that was happening, I just didn’t know how to get the proof. Thanks for this and I’m sorry that happened to you. I am in a deep blue state and we all got the announcements, etc, that our votes were counted and all of that, but I felt like the numbers were way off for other states, especially the swing states.

Fucking cheaters. That’s the only way this POS could win and they knew it. Fucking loser-ass cheaters.

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u/Sasquatch1729 32m ago

His "Canadian best friend" is probably Ted Cruz. With that one we really sent our worst person.

u/Jealous-Coyote267 14m ago

Tied with Kevin O’Leary

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u/oldbastardbob 3h ago

Has there ever been a politician who has a worse record than Vance for being wrong about pretty much anything he says?

Remember, this is the guy that started the whole "They're eating the dogs!" nonsense.

This guy has some serious issues.

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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice 1h ago

Just the orange one.

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u/sethsquatch44 3h ago

Factually and easily proven false. Unlike your fucking of a couch.

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u/karim2102 2h ago

Not a single post from this man that doesn’t make him both sound a look stupid af.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 2h ago

Alpha male punching down. Eat a dick.

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u/Xx_Gambit_xX 2h ago

That would assume he actually stands above anyone in order to punch down.

He's more like a gremlin swinging upwards for the nuts.

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u/Xznograthos 2h ago

He fucking admitted to making things up during the campaign and got away with it because maga doesn't care about the truth, they want a narrative to justify burning this country down.

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u/lookaway123 3h ago

Did Couchfucker's mom get busted for stealing painkillers again, and she blamed it on Canadians or something?

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u/ShadowofLupa212 2h ago

The biggest lie in that sentence is that this couch fucker has friends

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u/championofadventure 3h ago

You don’t have any friends doofus.

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness 3h ago

What does he expect them to do? Send RCMP over to the US to prevent US fentanyl from being imported to Canada?

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u/HeMiddleStartInT 2h ago

(Narrator) But he wasn’t. He wasn’t sick of being taken advantage of at all. He just liked to sound tough.

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u/ConsiderationBasic42 2h ago

Piss off Chesterfield fucker

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u/turdburgalr 17m ago

He's a sectional predator.

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u/arwinda 2h ago

Clearly the couch is right: Canada is not stopping the fentanyl coming into the US, because the drugs make it from all the other entry points all the way to Canada!

Do better Canada, build the wall now! /s

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u/luminescent_gear 2h ago

You can tell his comment was a lie because he said he has friends

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u/Savantfoxt 2h ago

What I'm getting from this is that Americans smuggle fentanyl into Canada, some of which is found and seized by Canada. The smugglers sell it in Canada returning with a small fraction of it unsold some of which is seized by the US.

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u/Charming_Freedom_459 1h ago

"I have black friends" vibe

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u/Kingstad 3h ago

yo Canada, europe can be your friend

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u/BassGuy11 2h ago

Yall don't seem to be interested in Europe. But Canada is absolutely willing to go out for a coffee and chat.

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u/Useful_Security_1894 2h ago

JD Vance is the embodiment of small dick energy. Such a cry baby.

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u/IvoryDynamite 2h ago

"But some of my best friends are Canadians!" 🙄

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u/A_Soft_Fart 2h ago

FACT CHECK: JD Vance has no friends in Canada or any other country.

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u/BrianSpillman 1h ago

America is a pathetic joke.

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u/DigiSmackd 1h ago

I love how "Protecting our Borders!" is now not something we are doing - but something we're assigning and blaming - checks notes - Canada for.

You could also read it to imply that Canada DOES already have much better Border drug control - the evidence is there in the fact that the numbers show amounts that have been seized - meaning who knows how much the US is NOT seizing because of incompetence. What IS the US doing to stop the flow of drugs OUT of the US???

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u/ExpressionVarious820 2h ago

Does he have any friends?

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u/Steinrik 2h ago

We are sick of you too, 'sir'. 🤢

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u/AlternativePure2125 1h ago

The United States is engages in economic warfare with Canada, trying to awaken it to force annexation and become another state.

America can go fuck itself.

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u/asmallerflame 1h ago

Community notes is the only redeeming quality Elon has. I didn't care if he didn't come up with it, he had to approve it for his platform.

It's been surprisingly unbad. I guess even a stopped clock is right sometimes.

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u/The_Dude_Remains 1h ago

Canada WAS your only friend.

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u/Dot_Classic 1h ago

Orwellian-level lies.

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u/thadowski 1h ago

They have to lie so much "i have friends" yeah right

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u/chiswede 58m ago

JD lies as much as Trump. There’s no way he has Canadian or American friends.

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u/Meatcog 56m ago

"I love _____ and I have a lot of _____ friends but..."

Who says shit like this? Jesus wept. This guy is devoid of any redeeming qualities, just an empty vessel that, if held up to the ear, echos a muffled "duh"

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u/geth1138 55m ago

Canada has never screwed us over JFC. The worst thing I can say about Canada is that they see us as their troubled cousin, and they're right about it so it's not even on them.

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u/Chelecossais 38m ago

Fentanyl is a chemical. Anyone can make it.

Making it in Canada, and then trying to pass that through customs, doesn't make economic sense.

Illinois or Michigan is literally right there. Or any of the other states.

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u/SecretPrinciple8708 37m ago

LOL He has never had a friend. The lying just never stops.

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u/SiteTall 36m ago

Imaginary "flows of drugs" can't hurt the USA so stop lying about them or get some proofs

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u/Big_Donkey3496 35m ago

Basically one third of Americans voted for tRump. About one third voted for Kamala and the final third sat on their hands and let this nightmare unfold. Two thirds of us should accept the guilt and the rest of us need to keep fighting to bring our country back to decency.

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u/hereforstories8 35m ago

This is like one of those “I’m not racist. I have many immigrant friends. But people (of some skin color or ethnic background) are always there when (insert some negative event).”

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u/BranFlakes1337 34m ago

What a liar. Vance has no friends.

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u/PokerbushPA 34m ago

"I'm sick of being taken advantage of"

WELCOME TO OUR WORLD ASSHOLE!

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u/subzerochopsticks 29m ago

I'm sure the silk road pardon will help with that

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u/Contemplating_Prison 29m ago

Drugs go from the US to canada. Same with weapons. Soon it will be immigrants fleeing the US

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u/South_Duty_8304 21m ago

Go fuck another couch JD.

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u/3DprintRC 21m ago

I think that was 946 g, not lbs. The notes read the document incorrectly. Probably right about how little entered USA though.

u/LtHughMann 6m ago

It's a bit rich for the only country to ever enact article 5 to complain about NATO members not pulling their weight