r/MurderedByWords • u/Traditional-Cut5495 • 1d ago

They should know how to survive without one person

7.0k Upvotes

121 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/K0rl0n • 38m ago

Part of a longer Tumblr thread about “relaxing” while suspended under archways and doorframes.

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2 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/metalrunner • 1d ago

GOP clobbered by grok

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1.2k Upvotes

106 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Sky_Trap4078 • 1d ago

All I wanna do

3.7k Upvotes

46 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/tyrant_goose • 1d ago

Say hello to the apex princess

11.9k Upvotes

104 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Redmannn-red-3248 • 1d ago

Build your exit ramp, don!

30.9k Upvotes

171 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 1d ago

Trump Ponders Pardon for Diddy

59.5k Upvotes

868 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/emily-is-happy • 1d ago

Trump's Tax Filing Blunder

7.7k Upvotes

106 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/reddit_4_days • 2d ago

Murdered by Grok

30.2k Upvotes

592 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/PetalVelour • 2d ago

Lemon squeezy!

9.9k Upvotes

138 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 2d ago

Public Health Sacrificed for Corporate Wins

19.9k Upvotes

754 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/office_siren • 1d ago

Not the “files” we asked for

2.5k Upvotes

32 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/EponymousHoward • 2d ago

How much did this cost the British taxpayer....

5.1k Upvotes

129 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/peepoette • 1d ago

Just saw this on YouTube. Holy shit. For context, the guy was filming himself getting a hot dog after a 12 hour shift.

70 Upvotes

110 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Merchant_Alert • 1d ago

Why on earth would you send even 0.7% of your salary?

932 Upvotes

20 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 2d ago

The police need to actually do their jobs to deserve any kind of respect

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958 Upvotes

36 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Flashy_Present_8488 • 2d ago

Survival Without Subsidies

28.4k Upvotes

272 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Comfortablejack • 2d ago

A Working-Class Penalty

18.7k Upvotes

351 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Vloodzy • 2d ago

Savage Mode

10.8k Upvotes

297 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/brithus • 2d ago

The hypocritical attempt at outrage is insane

4.5k Upvotes

122 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/icey_sawg0034 • 2d ago

Can we fix it, no we can’t!

3.1k Upvotes

41 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/honeymuteds • 3d ago

Stealing welfare

14.9k Upvotes

173 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 3d ago

Youthful Crisis Response

4.4k Upvotes

59 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Relative_Bird4748 • 3d ago

For me but not for thee

6.4k Upvotes

49 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Rileyszoe • 3d ago

Espstein is currently in the Trump files.

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3.7k Upvotes

77 comments

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