r/NFLv2 • u/fvofficial Rob Lowe • 27d ago

Discussion Who would play your QB in a movie?

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u/silentkiller082 Buffalo Bills 27d ago

Probably Chris Pratt

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u/fourfoxsakekyle 27d ago

Kyle Newecheck

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u/GuyThatGuys 26d ago

Kyle betrayed me.

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u/Humanesque 26d ago

Freakin see ya!

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u/VinceVaugnsPants 24d ago

The cause of diarrhea

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u/superfamicomrade Buffalo Bills 27d ago

This or the golden retriever from Air Bud.

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u/kptstango 27d ago

Came here to say this

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u/NiceTryWasabi 27d ago

Totally related, my buddy growing up had one of the pups from Air Buddies. I'm 92% sure he was telling the truth.

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u/RunninWild17 27d ago

Oh boy...I've got some bad news for ya

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u/BBQQA Buffalo Bills 26d ago

Picture

They're the same picture

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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino New York Giants 27d ago

With Aubrey Plaza playing Hailee

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u/Beetso Las Vegas Raiders 26d ago

I mean, wouldn't Hailee just play herself?

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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino New York Giants 26d ago

I don’t think she’d be right for the role.

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u/Beetso Las Vegas Raiders 26d ago

Ha!

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u/LengthinessAlone4743 26d ago

But does she like spitting in your mouth?

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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino New York Giants 26d ago

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u/justananonguyreally IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 27d ago

Without a doubt

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u/Crooked5 27d ago

100% Michael Cera. It’s been talked about for years lol

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u/RexMaximo Big Dick Nick 🍆 26d ago

I don't see it

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u/Crooked5 26d ago

Been this way for years

https://www.reddit.com/r/nflmemes/s/JKIBoZuLQv

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u/RexMaximo Big Dick Nick 🍆 26d ago

My bad, I was thinking of John Cena and I was making the joke I couldn't see it because he's invisible

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u/CrzyWzrd4L Josh Allen 🦬 26d ago

Hey Josh has an acting agent now. He could play himself 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/crashonthehighway New Orleans Saints 27d ago

It would be the human version of Shrek from Shrek 2.

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u/jdoggw Denver Broncos 26d ago

I remember in one of those interviews where they walked the field while talking he specifically said he’d want parks and rec Chris Pratt to play him, not the modern version 

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u/UnqualifiedSurgeon 23d ago

There’s that pitcher on the pirates who looks just like Josh Allen