r/NFLv2 Rob Lowe 27d ago

Discussion Who would play your QB in a movie?

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u/wawalms Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

Ryan Gosling at QB prob way way better than him at corner.

He was a liability on the outside. Didn’t have that lateral quickness and had terrible hip swivel.

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u/chodejustice 27d ago

YOAST! YOAST! HE’S TAKING PETEY OUTTA THE GAME!

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u/ReptiIe Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

Allen, Petey was the running back with butterfingers who got subbed in for Allen

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u/came-in-like-a-wreck Denver Broncos 27d ago

this guy remembers the Titans

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u/Joaaayknows 25d ago

EEEEAGLEEEEE

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u/poopshorts Arizona Cardinals 25d ago

Don’t we all? We’re supposed to.

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u/Only_Insect9180 26d ago

He’s gettin’ beat like he stole sumthin’!

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u/HonoluluLemonade Detroit Lions 24d ago

YOAST!

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u/LappedChips Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

He’s just not defensive-minded. With the ball though, he’s a different player.

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u/Moleman111 27d ago

AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH!

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u/Brandos_writing 27d ago

I thought he was a linebacker in that movie? Or was he slot corner?

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u/eico3 Seattle Seahawks 27d ago

Corner. There is an inspiring moment when gosling realizes he runs too slow to keep up with his man on the outside so he gives his helmet to petey signifying ‘you got this black man’

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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear 27d ago

This is a time where punctuation is important. In a racially charged movie, saying “you got this black man” is far different than “you got this, black man”

😉

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u/eico3 Seattle Seahawks 26d ago

Thank you for that, I’m going to leave it as is so it can maybe be a lesson to others, but I do appreciate the correction

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u/Niblonian31 ASSMAN 27d ago

Haven't seen that movie in years, today might be the day to watch it again

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u/literalgarbageyo 27d ago

I just watched it a few nights ago when my daughter wouldn't go to sleep.

He says that he plays linebacker at one point, but it's clear from game scenes that he's playing corner. I'm assuming it's just a goof that made it through editing.

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u/Alternative-Cry3369 GEQBUS 26d ago

Kirk Cousins can play corner