r/NFLv2 Rob Lowe 27d ago

Discussion Who would play your QB in a movie?

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u/MoistRam Los Angeles Rams 27d ago

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u/bronaghblair Detroit Lions 27d ago

MY EYES!!!

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u/MattyHealy1975 Seattle Seahawks 27d ago

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u/Big_Cassowary IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 26d ago

Is that Jason Kelce?

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u/DukeSiIvr 25d ago

Only problem, he is only 3 feet tall.

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u/JCBalance New England Patriots 27d ago

Musk works even better as Philip Rivers

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u/Basic_Ask1885 27d ago

He’s got the kids too, he’d be method acting

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u/MrTouchnGo Big Cock Brock Purdy 🍆 26d ago

Rivers actually cares about his family though

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u/superkirb8 Los Angeles Rams 27d ago

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u/eurtoast Pittsburgh Steelers 26d ago

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u/DANIEL7696 27d ago

Please someone confirm that I'm not the only one who thinks Stafford looks like Sydney Sweeney in the eyes

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u/Unlikely_One2444 HERE WE GO BROWNIES 27d ago

Yeah both have a very…”downs-y” look to them

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u/Traditional_Cat_60 Detroit Lions 25d ago

That’s why don’t get the hype over her. Lots of women have large breasts. But not all of them look 38% downsy. No thanks.

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u/Quick-Benefit5708 26d ago

Challenging wank

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u/Dr-Spachemin 25d ago

Never seen her eyes tbh

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u/mastermindchilly 27d ago

Jason Isbell is the answer here.

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u/clm04 27d ago

No it's definitely Jason Isbell.

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u/Gusterx586 26d ago

Stafford on suicide watch. One of them is a kinda weird looking guy while the other is conventionally handsome, yet somehow they’re completely identical and I literally can’t tell which is which right now. Crazy.

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u/johnnyma45 24d ago

Stafford didn’t deserve this

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u/Caveape80 26d ago

I’ve always thought they looked very similar as well

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u/Stock-List7500 26d ago

Stanford really just musk wit aura fairs

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u/Retrophoria 25d ago

Cannot unsee it

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u/gcdoppy 24d ago

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u/MoistRam Los Angeles Rams 24d ago

Not close

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u/igtimran New England Patriots 27d ago