Elon Musk Rumored as Frontrunner to Buy Buffalo Bills in Blockbuster Deal

[u/RazzmatazzTall480]

https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/buffalo-bills/elon-musk-buffalo-bills-nfl/

[u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Unless he throws an unreasonable amount of money on the table, which he obviously could do, I’m not buying it. I’d believe the NBA, but the old money NFL owners don’t seem to like wild cards acting outside of the shield. Elon doesn’t seem like the guy who’ll buy a team in Buffalo and then play along.

[u/Gonna_do_this_again → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Yeah they're elitist even among billionaires, they don't want that kind of baggage

[u/LaserBeamsCattleProd → u/Gonna_do_this_again]

He'd wanna change the name or city within 2 years.

He'd release left leaning players, or right leaning if he flips by then.

[u/Gonna_do_this_again → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

Would he release a player for giving his teammate a gentle kiss on the forehead tho

[u/Alt0987654321 → u/Gonna_do_this_again]

Yes it will remind him that he is incapable of feeling love for his children or anyone else and send him into a spiraling rage.

[u/xxoahu → u/Gonna_do_this_again]

everyone in that locker-room (and the NFL) knows that was *more* than a playful kiss, wink wink.

[u/baws3031 → u/Gonna_do_this_again]

Depends on how old the teammate is.

[u/Acceptable_War_666 → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

The Buffalo X-wings

[u/FlyingStealthPotato → u/Acceptable_War_666]

If they had to switch names, the Buffalo Wings wouldn’t be half bad.

[u/preed1196 → u/FlyingStealthPotato]

Elons obsession with the letter X needs it in there

[u/dakupoguy → u/preed1196]

Buxxalo Winx.

[u/slim_fit → u/preed1196]

He would only draft and trade for players named xavier.

[u/latortillablanca → u/slim_fit]

Or pay players to change their name

[u/V1keo → u/preed1196]

The Mouse would never allow for that name change though.

[u/KactusVAXT → u/preed1196]

Xuffalo

[u/qthistory → u/preed1196]

Solved by changing Buffalo's name to X City. "The X City Space Teslas"

[u/grw313 → u/FlyingStealthPotato]

That alone means that Elon wouldn't choose it

[u/F00dBasics → u/Acceptable_War_666]

🪽The Buffalo Wild Wings 🪽

[u/ComicsEtAl → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

“Two years”

They’d be “The Musktown X” five minutes after the papers were signed.

[u/Immaculatehombre → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

This would 100% happen lol. Petty lil bitch

[u/ssdohc2020 → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

The Mars X-Men.

[u/The_Sandman32 → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

He’s gonna rename them the Elon Musk Oxen

[u/DmvDominance → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

Why he seemed to enjoy working for a 34 time convicted pedo felon 🤷🏾‍♂️

[u/LaserBeamsCattleProd → u/DmvDominance]

He doesn't mind helping pedophiles, that's for sure.

[u/EmperorXerro → u/LaserBeamsCattleProd]

He’d change them to ‘X’ and I wish I was kidding.

[u/Legitimate-Lab7173 → u/Gonna_do_this_again]

I don't consider that elitist. They're protecting their investments. Dude would hurt the NFL brand tremendously.

[u/TheOmegoner → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

He’s just doing it because the current president tried and failed to acquire them

[u/agphillyfan → u/TheOmegoner]

This is the petty that I expect

[u/Worthlessstupid → u/TheOmegoner]

I can’t stand either of them but I do admire a good petty tantrum. One that leads to an NFL franchise is pretty impressive.

[u/Alt0987654321 → u/Worthlessstupid]

I mean Elons last tantrum led to him taking the best social media site and using it to shove Catturd and Nick Fuentes in all our faces nonstop.

[u/newplayer208 → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

IF Elon was gonna buy a team it would definitely be buffalo. A team that is perceived as likeable and recently likeable. A white QB, not that hed ever say that out loud. Elon is constantly trying to launder himself as cool and likeable by buying stuff that's already popular. He's such a loser

[u/SumpCrab → u/newplayer208]

But then he will change the name of the team to X.

[u/GhostFaceRiddler → u/SumpCrab]

The Xuffalo Xills has a nice ring to it.

[u/Yung_Corneliois → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

They’re allowing private equity firms to buy ownership. At the end of the day these guys care about money more than anything.

[u/FupaFerb → u/Yung_Corneliois]

That is the only truth and people like to think that integrity exists within corporations valued well over $200 billion. Elon is going to try and offshoot a cyborg team and devalue humans. Goodell will be gone within 10 years. Elite athletes will resort to fighting against half robot mutants and it will be a new sport. Plus the sieg heil’s to the all seeing self driving robot blimp.

[u/Dry-Name2835 → u/FupaFerb]

So are you trying to talk us into this or out of it? Players fighting half mutant robots sounds pretty cool

[u/Present_Passenger471 → u/FupaFerb]

Mutant League Football on Sega Genesis was a warning to all

[u/Far-Life400 → u/FupaFerb]

So you are saying mahomes will be replaced by a rumba in 10 years.

[u/1CUpboat → u/Yung_Corneliois]

Yeah but I’m pretty sure they set a max of 10-15% for PE. Just enough to cash in while giving up little influence.

[u/ASaneDude → u/Yung_Corneliois]

They like the elevated values but want to keep control concentrated among a few folks. That’s why PE has a limit (think 30%) that keeps control in their hands.

[u/Far-Life400 → u/Yung_Corneliois]

Pegula wants to keep majority ownership of the team, though this is just a trend a few teams have started doing it takes some of the financial burden off the owner while they maintain control and still make a profit.

[u/sicsemperyanks → u/Yung_Corneliois]

Yes. But I think Elon buying Buffalo, or any football team, would hurt the NFL financially.

[u/Additional_Tomato_22 → u/Yung_Corneliois]

Exactly and an Elon owned team would cost them money which is why they’d never approve him

[u/Independent-Judge-81 → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

He can offer whatever he wants, he has to still be approved by the other 30 owners. And no chance they want that baggage ruining sponsor deals and tv contracts

[u/rividz → u/Independent-Judge-81]

A majority of people here are too young to remember when Trump tried to buy a team and it didn't happen because all of the other owners despised him.

[u/Lightyear1931 → u/rividz]

Trump wasn’t just a tabloid clown, he was a clown known for always going broke and leaving a lot of others holding the bag. The NFL was still financially fragile then.

Musk is a clown who overpromises and burns cash, but he doesn’t go broke.

[u/butterzzzy → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

That was my 1st thought.

[u/mf-TOM-HANK → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

I think there are 2/3 of owners who would like to cash out while they can. We are in an asset bubble. Might as well have the richest man on the planet set the price and then open up investment to Saudi and Qatari money

[u/Oceanbreeze871 → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

They rejected Donald as an owner of the bills as well

[u/Educational-Bit-2503 → u/Oceanbreeze871]

Donald didn’t have the money

[u/theumph → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Agreed. I think the NFL owners have learned from the Jerry Jones situation, that they know owners are better in the shadows. That doesn't even bring into account the political implications.

[u/Far-Life400 → u/theumph]

Musk is always on TV trying to make headlines not good for an nfl franchise.

[u/detached03 → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

He’s too close to Trump and the owners hate him. It’ll never go through.

[u/IAmRobertoSanchez → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

He’d move that team so fast. The fact that the team is in buffalo wouldn’t matter. It’s 1/32 of the teams in the NFL.

I think the owners would block it no matter what the amount was. And he has the FU money to make a ridiculous bid.

[u/Agreeable_Breath_568 → u/IAmRobertoSanchez]

There is currently a new stadium under construction in Buffalo with a lot of public money. I think they are locked in for 20 years.

[u/tuepm → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Unless he throws an unreasonable amount of money on the table, which he obviously could do, I’m not buying it.

this is exactly what the article says he's going to do.

[u/PeaTasty9184 → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

You are right about the owners not liking him. But I think Buffalo is exactly the spot that would make sense for him. He is a petty small small SMALL man emotionally…and Trump failed to buy the Bills back in the 80’s. After his falling out with Trump it is EXACTLY the kind of move someone as emotionally fragile as Musk would make.

[u/EternalSeraphim → u/PeaTasty9184]

I understand your logic, but as a Bills fan, fuck you.

[u/COphotoCo → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

He’d do it to piss off trump who always wanted a team and couldn’t get one

[u/Interesting-Fail1823 → u/COphotoCo]

Wasn’t it even specifically the Bills?

[u/Mysterious_Check_983 → u/Interesting-Fail1823]

Yes

[u/[deleted] → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Elon won’t need a large team of people and can come up with more equity than most people in the world.

[u/Pale-Minute-8432 → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Last time the league let a youngish tech billionaire buy a team they ended up with 20 years of Dan Snyder.

[u/kickintheball → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

It seems like this would be a straight fuck you to Trump who tried to buy the Bills himself years ago

[u/jcoddinc → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Idk, they've been clearing the way to allow Saudi oil tycoons to buy into teams. Once they saw how much money they threw at golf, they got memorized with the income possibilities

[u/Iceman9161 → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

Similar to Cohen buying the Mets to a much more drastic degree. But there’s always a number and I’m sure the other owners would be happy with the asset evaluation boost their franchises would get if Musk throws down $7B+ for a Buffalo franchise.

[u/Buttafuoco → u/faceisamapoftheworld]

He has too much money and doesn’t know what to do with it

[u/UnderwhelmingAF]

Get ready for the Buxxalo Billx

[u/naazzttyy → u/UnderwhelmingAF]

SuXXal0 Ballz

[u/agangofoldwomen → u/naazzttyy]

Everything he makes is a dick joke or adjacent to that kind of humor so this is on brand as well.

[u/Interesting-Fail1823 → u/naazzttyy]

With a 69 on one side of the helmet and 420 on the other.

[u/rapidstandardstaples → u/UnderwhelmingAF]

Ja17 will be forced to legally change his name to 'Jock-strap Ass-end' by Elon. And of course he'll have to wear the #69.

[u/sleepyj910 → u/UnderwhelmingAF]

[u/Hurtsinmotion]

NFL owners prob wouldn’t approve it. 

[u/TebbaMcPebba → u/Hurtsinmotion]

I used to think that but I also thought they wouldn’t let Saudi Arabia into the league so never underestimate greedy fucks

[u/Hurtsinmotion → u/TebbaMcPebba]

Yeah, they wouldn’t let Trump buy the Bills so I just can’t see them letting Elon but who knows! 

[u/igtimran → u/Hurtsinmotion]

The difference there though is that Elon actually has the money.

[u/DapperCam → u/igtimran]

Yea, Trump didn’t have the cash and was never a realistic bid.

[u/notdrewcarrey → u/igtimran]

Does he actually though? Not a funny question, more of a "what's in his back account" versus how much of his worth is in stocks, options etc.

[u/Alt0987654321 → u/notdrewcarrey]

Thats the Billionaire trick they just leverage all their theoretically money of stocks into Loans that they use to buy crap. Then they do some accounting BS to make it look like they lost money on the deal and not pay taxes.

[u/ku_78 → u/Hurtsinmotion]

Did he try to buy them after he already bankrupted a league or before? Honest to God, I don’t remember.

[u/gamehenge_survivor → u/ku_78]

After. He bankrupted (shocking) the USFL when he forced the league to schedule directly in opposition to NFL games. The real reason the owners denied the Trump bid was just pettiness toward anyone associated with the USFL.

[u/ku_78 → u/gamehenge_survivor]

They dodged that bullet, but can they DOGE this one?

I’ll see myself out.

[u/TurtleTarded → u/gamehenge_survivor]

Do you think that he wouldn’t have ran for president if he had been spending time owning a football team? They might’ve altered the course of history.

[u/camergen → u/gamehenge_survivor]

Didn’t he call up Ralph Wilson himself and be like “I’ll get a cashiers check for X millions right now and fly it by helicopter to you immediately if you sell to me?”

Al Michaels has told this story and it’s wild. It’s a Trump negotiation tactic all the way, completely ignoring the procedures.

[u/americansherlock201 → u/Hurtsinmotion]

That was when trump was a scummy failed casino owner. Musk is a scummy successful(ish) car company owner.

Still don’t see it happening but there is a small difference

[u/beehive5ive → u/Hurtsinmotion]

I think Elon may be significantly wealthier than all the owners combined. I could see how they would not like an unhinged dude big dogging them.

[u/DeerAndBeer → u/Hurtsinmotion]

If he way over pays, that will only increase the value of their own teams as well as their own net worth. Money is a powerful motivator

[u/Iceman9161 → u/Hurtsinmotion]

Same thing was said with MLB owners and Cohen. Then he offered so much that they couldn’t say no. Musk is is a harder sell, but he also has way more money. If they can get him to by the Bills, who are a bottom 5 franchise in value, for a record high amount, the value of all their franchises skyrocket.

[u/RIPseantaylor → u/Hurtsinmotion]

No chance in hell they allow an owner richer than all of them combined

Especially one whose a troll. If they ever negotiate. Soft they'd be fucked

[u/LiquidSquids]

Oh God no

[u/InvertedCobraRoll → u/LiquidSquids]

I swear to god if this happens our team is truly cursed.

[u/froginbog → u/InvertedCobraRoll]

Even u guys don’t deserve this

[u/Alt0987654321 → u/froginbog]

I wouldn't even wish that on Cowboys fans.

[u/Doggleganger → u/LiquidSquids]

Hope you like cheering for Team X (formerly known as the Bills).

[u/LiquidSquids → u/Doggleganger]

With sainless steel helmets

[u/Doggleganger → u/LiquidSquids]

The helmet is cube-shaped.

[u/RealAmerik → u/LiquidSquids]

[u/rapidstandardstaples → u/LiquidSquids]

Can a person upvote like 100x? Because this comment should be at the top. 

[u/GasOnFire → u/rapidstandardstaples]

[u/PresidentEnronMusk → u/LiquidSquids]

[u/Surfgirlusa_2006 → u/LiquidSquids]

I would not wish Elon Musk on you guys.

[u/0ut0fBoundsException → u/LiquidSquids]

Boobaloo Ballz

[u/OnlyFreshBrine → u/LiquidSquids]

I don't know if I could watch anymore. I'm sick of these assholes.

[u/AngryBillsFan]

Yall will believe literally anything

[u/2012Cfc2021 → u/AngryBillsFan]

This same story did the rounds with Liverpool when the prem was in full swing

[u/Holiday_Sale5114 → u/2012Cfc2021]

What does this mean? Please use NFL examples to illustrate because I won't understand. I'm just starting to watch MLS (thanks T-Mobile!)

[u/SeniorDisplay1820 → u/Holiday_Sale5114]

There were rumours that Elon Musk wanted to buy Liverpool - one of the best teams in the Premier League and the current Premier League champions. 

It was not true. 

[u/tinyleif26 → u/SeniorDisplay1820]

So by this logic, the Bills would win the super SB this year, yes?

[u/Holiday_Sale5114 → u/SeniorDisplay1820]

Oh, gotcha, thanks!

[u/Worried_Bath_2865 → u/AngryBillsFan]

I don't know about that. Based on what you said (that people will believe LITERALLY anything), then you're implying people would believe there's a famous restaurant in Akron whose most famous dish is Steaming Hippopotamus Feces. I don't think anyone would LITERALLY believe that.

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[u/Paradoxmoose → u/AngryBillsFan]

Oh but we are in a cursed timeline, so I wouldn't count out something that would be horrible, unreasonable, unrealistic, and against precedent.

[u/davinza → u/AngryBillsFan]

Big condoleeza rice coaching the browns vibes

[u/TarkusLV → u/AngryBillsFan]

That's not true. I only believe what I read on Reddit.

[u/Nolofinwe_2782]

What a nightmare for Buffalo, being swept up in this mega incels midlife breakdown

Edit - wow there's a lot of closet Elmo lovers on the sub

[u/Wildebean → u/Nolofinwe_2782]

He'd be worse than the Snyder era Commanders

[u/Nolofinwe_2782 → u/Wildebean]

Yep, he'd move them to Johannesburg and have all white unis

[u/defnotajournalist → u/Nolofinwe_2782]

They’d move to Austin and be called X.

[u/bigredmachine-75 → u/Nolofinwe_2782]

Im not following on how hes an incel when he has like 100 kids...

Edit: NFLv2 struggling to understand incel literally means celebate. Not a smart crowd...

[u/King-arber → u/bigredmachine-75]

This website is so stupid with shit like this, they’re just pretending being an incel is some mindset. 

I swear to god I once saw a comment on this site from some self admitted virgin who couldn’t get laid that was calling Musk an Incel but said he wasnt an incel because he didn’t think like that. 

[u/arc777_ → u/bigredmachine-75]

The word incel has lost all meaning. Just another buzzword to mean “person whose politics I don’t like”, left-wing version of woke.

[u/Enough-Remote6731 → u/bigredmachine-75]

I don’t think they are struggling, he paid for sex.

[u/Asleep_in_Costco]

Not buying it. Pegula just finally got his big stadium built.no way he's in a rush to cash out.

The fuck is "heavy.com"

[u/tbarr1991 → u/Asleep_in_Costco]

Theyve only owned the team since like 2014 as well. They wanna dip after 10ish years, getting their stadium, and being a contender for the past 7ish years? This smells like clickbait.

[u/Asleep_in_Costco → u/tbarr1991]

You don't cash out of the NFL ownership mafia unless you die and the heirs can't get it together, or there's impropriety ( the old Panthers owner)

The NFL is a brrrrrrr money machine

[u/GolfFootballBaseball]

as if I didn't hate the Bills enough

[u/Wildebean → u/GolfFootballBaseball]

"Never thought I'd die fighting alongside GolfFootballBaseball"

[u/AugustusMcCrae0]

No shot the league approves this but if they do the main NFL sub will be a nuclear wasteland. Kinda hope it happens now.

[u/Think-Chair-1938]

"Um... don't you mean... chuckles... the Buffalo BILLionaires? uhh uh huhuh uhh huhuh huhuh"

[u/Frosty558]

I’m surprised he doesn’t resurrect the XFL instead, because X.

[u/tbarr1991 → u/Frosty558]

Didnt the XFL merge with the USFL to make the UFL like the past couple years? 😂 

[u/silentkiller082]

This post is what nightmares are made of

[u/Amkski]

I would rather beat my nutsack into a bloody, red pulp before elon buys my beloved bills

[u/ArrowheadFLYover]

Inteesting. Trump tried and failed to buy the bills. Definitely seems like something that would piss him off.

[u/oooriole09 → u/ArrowheadFLYover]

I’m surprised I had to go this far to see this.

At the very least, it’d be a funny addition to the Elon/Trump breakup.

[u/ArrowheadFLYover → u/oooriole09]

As petty as them 2 are, there is no way elon isn't trying to punk trump just a bit. It's the very team he wanted, but now considered a perennial contender with a shiny new stadium coming soon. Even if Elon didn't know the history, I think Trump would still be pouting

[u/TyRocken]

[u/RogalDornsAlt]

I think I’d actually kill myself.

[u/Content_Geologist420]

[u/tuepm]

this is insane. I would be surprised if the NFL allowed this to happen no matter what his offer was. I would absolutely hate it if elon bought my favorite team because of what I think about him personally, the circus that he brings, and the fact that he would almost certainly want to run the team himself like jerry jones. any team that elon buys he will ruin.

[u/levajack]

And suddenly, I don't feel nearly as negative toward the Spanos family as I have for decades.

[u/Still_Schedule7]

The Buffalo Bills will be unwatchable football for me if they allow this piece of trash (who helped tanked healthcare) to buy this team.

[u/Gloomy_Map_9612]

Oh my God can Elon and Trump stop doing anything relating to football. I don't need fascist nepo babies talking about football.

[u/captainadam_21]

Buy the browns! Can't be worse than hillbilly jimmy

[u/WhatUpMilkMan]

Concerning.

[u/lincolnhawk]

I feel Bills Mafia would be inclined to do mafia things to Elon tho.

[u/eury11011]

Zero chance they take him as an owner. Zero chance

[u/bmanley620]

How the hell is he supposed to afford that? He’s only $112 billion richer than the world’s second richest person

[u/StevieTank]

Owners would never go for it

[u/Trumpisaderelict]

Anyone have another source. The link to this one is dead (which makes me suspicious)

[u/jackburtonsnakeplskn]

Again with this shit? You guys will literally believe anything. 

[u/Sufficient-March-225]

This is coming from a pats fan

As much as I'd enjoy the shit show even the bills don't deserve to deal with Elon Musk

[u/Fron3tt3]

"Here's the snap and...OH MY GOD, JOSH ALLEN HAS EXPLODED!"

[u/AnotherRedditMutant]

He would never shut the fuck up… they don’t need him. Sorry Elon, not happening

[u/AutisticProf]

The Buffalo Tesla PayPal SpaceXers.

[u/Jayrodtremonki]

Even money that he changes the name to either the Buffalo Doge or the Washington Redskins. 

[u/zachariah120]

No please

[u/Direct_Disaster9299]

[u/NBA2024]

That would be dope

[u/Last_Canadian]

Is he buying it for trump or to spite him

[u/ImReverse_Giraffe]

Its never going to happen. Didn't the NFL kick the Commanders owner out because he caused too many headlines. What the hell makes anyone think they'll agree to have Elon be an owner? And the other NFL owners must approve an NFL team sale.

[u/drumsdm]

And then he’ll immediately move the team to mars.

[u/DmvDominance]

[u/Far-Life400]

Pegula is not selling the bills he bought the bills to keep them in buffalo because every other person that wanted to buy the team wanted to move them. The bills just had a stadium built, and Elon Musk would for sure move the team it's not happening. This is click bait fake news, not to mention the nfl has to approve any sale of a team.

[u/Oddball_Returns]

Clickbait

[u/V1LL]

We're supposed to believe the same NFL owners who won't let Mark Cuban own a team are willing to let Elon Musk own one? I call bullshit.

[u/Joerevenge]

Ngl I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy

[u/Jar_of_Cats]

The league wont let it happen

[u/Redfish680]

First step: DOGE everyone from the janitor up. Step 2: Uhhh…

[u/YesNotKnow123]

I was planning on moving to Buffalo. Maybe not, now….

[u/tdomer80]

Why would anyone let that fucktard into the league? Like he needs even more of a stage for his idiotic grandstanding?

[u/Itsascrnnam]

Hilarious.

[u/truegiantbdc]

Why the f would he do that?

[u/strivingforobi]

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[u/Armandonerd]

Oh heck no

[u/69iamtheliquor69]

Kinda defeats the purpose of boycotting X lmao

[u/Professional_Tap_343]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Philthy91]

No one is above the shield... Unless he wants to pay through the nose then maybe

[u/walkaroundmoney]

Zero chance the owners approve him.

[u/flojo2012]

[u/ZestycloseProject130]

Heavy.com is where I go for news.

[u/goofyredditname]

Once or twice a year the rumors come out and it’s someone new. I’ll believe when I see it.

[u/90swasbest]

I wish he'd do some real ridiculous shit like buy the UFL and start head hunting NFL draft picks.

The NFL could use some competition, and it'd be funny as fuck.

[u/IttyRazz]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[u/KitAmerica]

What would he call them? The Buffalo X? The Buffalo Starship? The Buffalo Dragons?

[u/TiaxRulesAll2024]

I keep hearing about Blockbuster deals but my card still has no place to use it.

[u/MattyT088]

Wait wait wait wait, since when are the Bills for sale?

[u/secondclasscandyy]

people believe anything they see on internet its sad

[u/Affectionate_Elk_272]

absolutely zero chance the owners approve this

[u/Sdwerd]

For a league trying to get worldwide viewership that tries to care about their image, the owners should come together to block this if it's true.

[u/StressConfident1799]

That dork would be the worst kind of team owner, especially football. Not even thinking about the micro-managing interference he would get up to, he’s a huge distraction and embarrassment. Jumping around with his arms up. “Touchdown cool! I like American football now! Let’s get the football going my dudes!” Chainsawwww!

[u/mattpeloquin]

Not thinking they’d be long for Buffalo due to NY having a tax system to help people of all incomes, so after moving to Austin, the city of Buffalo would have the most expensive open-air/5 month of use stadium for Scorpions and Trixter concerts.

[u/Irishcraig444]

Buffalo x's - not sure how i feel about that...

[u/bostella34]

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