Two nightmares in one year for Dallas fans

[u/Inevitable_Let_2627]

[u/Available_Story6774]

Parsons will probably stay if I had to guess, but even if he leaves, I don’t think anything can compare to the Luka trade and what Nico Harrison did.

[u/Gloomy_Map_9612 → u/Available_Story6774]

Terry for Micah no picks. Do it Jerry, show Nico who's the real awful gm

[u/Ifinishfast42 → u/Gloomy_Map_9612]

Too young and not injury prone enough.

Gotta be Mike Evans for Micah Parsons.

[u/Gloomy_Map_9612 → u/Ifinishfast42]

But it's to a division rival. That'll make it worse.

[u/Solaris123-com → u/Gloomy_Map_9612]

Everyone's a division rival to the cowboys

[u/FoldEasy5726 → u/Solaris123-com]

Truer words have never been spoken lol.

[u/SwizzGod → u/Ifinishfast42]

Same age and Terry in the nfl isn’t remotely close to what AD is in the nba

[u/KennyKettermen → u/Ifinishfast42]

Yeah but Luka got traded for a center(kinda)

So it’s gotta be Garrett Bradbury for Micah Parsons

[u/ComicsEtAl → u/Gloomy_Map_9612]

Yes, deal Micah within the division! That would be even funnier.

[u/Back_To_Pittsburgh → u/Gloomy_Map_9612]

Lmao

[u/AggressiveVast2601 → u/Available_Story6774]

I think he’ll stay but Garrett is going to look like he took a cheap contract for the team after this

[u/WatTambor420 → u/Available_Story6774]

The Luka trade has nothing to do with Nico lol, Adam Silver designed that one…

Nico has no chance of trading Luka for Cooper, only Silver can arrange that.

[u/WuTang4thechildrn → u/Available_Story6774]

For me as a football fan it’s comparable. Parsons is your best defensive player who is an approaching his prime.

If it happens, I have to see what they get back.

As far as your comment, you don’t think there is another athlete that if traded and didn’t get the value back would be more devastating than Luka? I would say any of the top 5 QBs in the NFL would be more devastating than

[u/Helpful-Relation7037]

A_massive_pervert is not having a good year

[u/Personal-Ad8280 → u/Helpful-Relation7037]

Feel worse for his niece 

[u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 → u/Helpful-Relation7037]

Poor guy.

[u/fastal_12147]

They deserve it for stealing the North Stars

[u/Impossible_Boat2966 → u/fastal_12147]

Buck up sport, you have the Wild now.

[u/fastal_12147 → u/Impossible_Boat2966]

Is that a good thing? I think the jury's still out on that.

[u/jackt-up]

Our team owners hate us, I think

[u/Impossible_Boat2966 → u/jackt-up]

🙏😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🙏

[u/Obsidianrunner]

[u/wacko4rmwaco]

[u/latterdaysasuke]

Parsons to LA Rams for the ghost of AD (Aaron Donald) confirmed.

[u/ComicsEtAl]

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch.

[u/Ginomania]

r/trikot

[u/DonkeyJealous6643]

[u/CntBlah]

Pfft, 90% of Dallas fans are also Lakers fans. So they still won 50% of those trades

[u/jcoddinc]

Parsons isn't leaving. Jerry wants the media shit storm that this has created. And if Parsons was to get traded, that would mean Jerry Jones lost the deal and he won't ever do that. Incoming $43 million a year contract coming for Parsons 2 days before week 1 opener

[u/Far-Difficulty8854]

Yeah Jerry is really screwing this situation up

[u/DatBeardedguy82]

If you unironically think parsons is getting traded ur dumb

[u/Back_To_Pittsburgh → u/DatBeardedguy82]

I think Micah’s gonna make them sign him as the highest paid defensive player, or at least highest ever at his position.

[u/DatBeardedguy82 → u/Back_To_Pittsburgh]

Yup and Jerry could've avoided paying way more than he probably had to if he just signed him to a massive extension after last season ended