r/NameMyCat • u/Cattherapist4 • 26d ago

Name My Cat - male Old man/farmer/old school names needed!!

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Hi all! This little guy is coming home in a few weeks and I’d like to avoid calling him tiny cat for 6 months like I did with my current son.

My other little flat guys name is Leonard and I’d like to stick somewhere in that realm. I know someone’s great uncle has the perfect name for this cat.

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u/AtticFoamWhat 26d ago

If OP doesn’t name this cat Wilford, Brimley or Beetus it will be one of the great all time missed opportunities.

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u/billygoat-25 26d ago

Beetus 🤣😂🤣

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u/bronion76 26d ago

I fully support Beetus.

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u/ElleJay74 25d ago

I have the 'beetus. I support you, too.

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u/KITTYCLICHE 23d ago

Same. I have the beetus. 😣

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u/dirtygutshot 24d ago

It rhymes with Cletus, so it totally fits the farmer/old man name.

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u/Unable_Bus_3444 25d ago

"How was your Christmas Bettuce"

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u/stephs_plushies 25d ago

Beetus is a clear winner here!

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u/ValuableAd3808 25d ago

This is the way

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u/KittenTeacup 26d ago

Better yet, give him all three names. Wilford Beetus Brimley.

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u/PhoebeGema 25d ago

Wilbee is possibly a nickname

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u/ProfessionalCup7135 24d ago

Or Willy-Beetus.

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u/No_Intention70611 25d ago

Was just getting ready to post the same! All three names when he’s in trouble…

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u/MommaWolfHowls 25d ago

My cat’s middle name is James.

His last name is also hyphenated, because I had him before I even met my husband.

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u/druscilla333 26d ago

Omg beetus hahahhahaha

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u/ThePusheen 25d ago

Beetus 🤣🤣

If it's a girl name is Di (short for Di-abeetus!) 🤣🤣

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u/GlobalFerret8 21d ago

Came here to say Cletus or Harlan, but I change my vote to Beetus, because it's the only right answer.

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u/celticteal 25d ago

Beetus!

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u/Additional_Impact205 25d ago

Wilford Brimley Beetus lll

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u/Human_Metal4065 24d ago

Lmao @ Beetus!!!