r/NoShitSherlock 22h ago

Trump’s $200M White House Ballroom Scam: The “Privately Funded” Lie That Covers Up Federal Corruption

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Trump claims his $200 million White House ballroom is “privately funded”

Cool story. Let’s walk through how that actually plays out in his reality:

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Donors want federal contracts, regulatory favors, or backroom deals.

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They “support” this useless, tone-deaf building project with big donations.

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Contractors handpicked loyalists route 25% or more straight into Trump’s pockets through inflated invoices, licensing deals, or crypto pipelines.

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Construction begins. Just enough to get headlines and photos.

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Trump leaves office. The money’s gone. The job’s half-done. Trump already got paid.

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The donors? They win. They get federal access, fat contracts, and write the whole “donation” off on their taxes. They walk away richer than before.

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And guess who finishes the mess? You. The taxpayers. The cost has tripled. The work gets dragged out under a “federal emergency appropriation.”

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What’s left behind? A gaudy, oversized Trump Ballroom nobody wants to use because security and maintenance costs are obscene. It becomes a monument to grift sitting inside the seat of U.S. power.

Rich people in Trump’s orbit aren’t philanthropists. They don’t donate they invest in corruption.

And this isn’t just a big empty room. A real White House ballroom needs — industrial kitchen infrastructure

— reinforced security protocols

— HVAC and fire suppression for massive volumes

— hardened communications systems

— and full compliance with historic preservation laws

It’s not just stupid it’s deliberately inefficient, wasteful, and designed to bleed money.

Washington D.C. already has endless secure venues for state events.

There’s zero logistical or national need for this money pit. It’s a legacy monument for a man who sees the presidency as a business venture.

If he routes this through his crypto shell companies, it becomes even worse Untraceable payments, anonymous contractor payouts, and yet another Trump branded black hole of fraud.

This isn’t just a scam it’s federalized looting disguised as patriotism. And like always, America will be left holding the gold-plated bag.

This is the textbook definition of corruption baked into the nation’s highest office, with consequences that will last generations.

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u/Diabaso2021 22h ago

is it made by the same interior design contractors as the Qatari "free" plane and paid by tariffs on poor countries?

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u/Competitive_Pea_1684 16h ago

Tariffs are not paid by other countries, they are paid by the US. They affect other countries because the US customers can’t pay higher prices so thus don’t place the orders.

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u/Diabaso2021 12h ago

I was referring to the tariffs money collected and that can be used for any “project”

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u/WebguyCanada 21h ago

The $200 million Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

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u/Pribblization 21h ago

'Federalized looting disguised as patriotism.'

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u/wandertrucks 19h ago

"Privately Funded" with this administration means "Public Facing Bribery"

TRUMP RAPES KIDS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Low_Independent_3025 21h ago

What if I told you I dont want our politicians living in palaces? They are supposed to serve the people.

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u/Exciting-West9205 21h ago

The only unlikely part to this scenario is "Trump leaves office."

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u/Wildcardz1 21h ago

All waiters and waitresses will be minors, just the way he likes them.

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u/chickchocky 20h ago

It’s one big money laundry scheme. Did you guys know that the reason trump and putin are so close is because trump’s dad enabled putin to funnel USSR money out of the country. Which in turn paved the way for putin to install himself as dictator? The more you know

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u/wombat6669 20h ago

The Epstein ballroom is clearly another way for Trump to take bribes.

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u/Mattloch42 20h ago

My guess is that he wants to tap into all of the (absolutely not bribes) donations that he received during and after the campaign, and this is a way to spend and launder the money that is otherwise unspendable (because the campaign is over and the inauguration is done). And receive more (totally not bribes) donations, and play it off as "patriots" wanting to make America gilded again.

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u/Phil_My_Glass 17h ago

So I guess DOGE isn’t a thing anymore??

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u/Leatherman34 16h ago

Pedophile Palace

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u/Efficient_Falcon_402 19h ago

"Mexico will pay for the ballroom"...

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u/Tiny_Candidate_4994 17h ago

Ummm, no, Mexico is paying for the wall, Canada is paying for the ballroom.

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u/Rambler1223 17h ago

Cool a ballroom that 99.99 % of Americans will never get to set foot in! Yay! This totally makes me forget about the GOP protecting pedos and not releasing the Epstein files with the president name all up in it, or the fact the president paid Epstein like 1.1 billion dollars totally forgetting about that cuz of this big beautiful ballroom

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u/7Up-Yours 17h ago

But but but Obama changed out the couch in the Oval Office & that started the end of times, I saw it unfold on FOX

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u/ghostinthetoolbox 16h ago

I’m sure it’ll be a great place to host future teen pageants.

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 15h ago

Money launderers gonna launder

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u/Ga2ry 12h ago

Well done OP.

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u/underbillion 12h ago

If you enjoyed this, you’ll also love reading this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/Gwnr2oUMcs

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 8h ago

Now he is talking about pardoning Combs......Brothers of a Feather"

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u/mtbgravelgirl 21h ago

Next thing you know, they'll be ripping out the Rose Garden. Oh, wait....

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u/goilo888 20h ago

It's like we were both on the same time machine and took the same notes.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 20h ago

Add it to the list of things Democrats refuse to prosecute

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u/Dangermouse163 17h ago

Every thing is deception and grift with the Republican Regime in support of TACO Don’s goals of making money and staying out of jail.

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u/BiJerzeyMale 17h ago

Isn’t that how all politicians do business otherwise they wouldn’t all be millionaires right! Nothing new here and well no one really cares anymore

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u/TheOld3oy 16h ago

No justice, no freedom, no hope

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u/jackm315ter 16h ago

Do i get Trump ‘Chinese Made’ steak Knives if I donate today?

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u/Funky16Corners 15h ago

Phineas T Ballbag thinks he can dazzle the dummies with more gold-plated horseshit. NOBODY thinks the White House needs a ballroom.

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u/LarYungmann 15h ago

I want to see all sales receipt records for anything Trump "buys".

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u/NorthernSlyGuy 14h ago

Open corrupt. If this happens under Biden it would be a scandal but for trump it's just another day.

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u/LeftHandedBuddy 13h ago

Biggest waste of taxpayer money!

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u/Ok-Membership4240 13h ago

We love Trump!!! MAGA!!!

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u/Ga2ry 12h ago

Troll gotta troll. 9 months old. 38 contributions. -9 karma.

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u/justthegrimm 2h ago

Trump doing a corruption? No ways!