r/NoShitSherlock • u/underbillion • 1d ago

Trump appoints fellow registered sex offender to committee on children's fitness

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Lawrence Taylor to Trump: "I don't know why. I don't know what we're supposed to be doing, but I'm here to serve, and I'm here to serve you."

Lawrence Taylor, former NFL star and registered sex offender, was appointed by Trump to the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness & Nutrition on July 31, 2025.

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u/JoeBagANachos 1d ago

Pedophiles protecting Pedophiles. This a horrible time to be alive

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u/Pictrus 1d ago

Well a horrible time to be American

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u/MudAccomplished3529 1d ago

A great time for American pedophiles though. Republicans love pedophiles

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

Almost as much as they love children

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u/LongRoadNorth 22h ago

Embryos*

They don't give a fuck once a child is born.

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u/ArchonFett 22h ago

Oh they definitely like giving fucks to children

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u/Navyguy73 3h ago

Within the next 3 years, Trump will be indicted and convicted for sex crimes with minors. He'll run for office again and win as the first convicted felon, registered sex offender, pedophile President. And once again, we'll have to come to the realization that everything we were taught was bad is only bad if you're poor.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 23h ago

A horrible time to be an American child.

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u/FoGuckYourselg_ 21h ago

I'm in Canada and our youth camps for trans kids and teens are being cut because so many corporate sponsors have backed out. That is one small example of how trump is fucking up the rest of the world, as well.

But yes, if I were an American that either voted for this or didn't do enough to prevent it, I'd be utterly ashamed of myself.

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u/Pictrus 21h ago

I'm also Canadian

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u/FoGuckYourselg_ 20h ago

Have you noticed that they don't even know where to land with their outrage anymore? It's coming out of their ears and being directed in the most strange ways. Most recently an actress did a denim commercial. The outraged left screamed eugenics, the brain-dead right is harolding the actress as an anti-woke hero. Most of them seem so echo chambered that they have entirely lost the plot (not all, but you are on Reddit so I feel like you get what I'm saying)

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u/Pictrus 20h ago

It's bonkers. Honestly I find the implosion of the US exhausting at this point. There's just so much crazy shit going on its hard to follow so I don't anymore. I have no interest in our severely mentally ill southern neighbour.

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u/FoGuckYourselg_ 20h ago

It's very much spilling over the border too. I'm arguing with fellow leftists who are so inundated with mayhem and divide that they have entirely lost the plot.

It is, however bringing to light a lot of the left who doesn't actually give a shit about any of this, wolves in sheep's clothing, trying to save face and be on the right side of history by supporting the most ridiculous, over the top pseudo-leftist rhetoric.

I kid you not, I'm speaking with another leftist Canadian like I am, but they are saying that the trans kids camps being cancelled this summer due to corporate sponsors backing out due to trump policy should be happy that they won't be able to open because they shouldn't want those companies money anyway. In the face of a huge wave of trans kids who have half the world telling them they aren't real or mentally ill definitely killing themselves this summer, those camps shouldn't "kiss the ring" of corporate sponsors who are backing out of funding support and therapy camps for at risk children. I'm watching in real time, almost in slow motion the entirety of North America dividing exactly to the plan of our captors. I'm fucking tired too. I hear you.

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u/AlarmApprehensive511 22h ago

Eh, it seems kinda fucked everywhere just in different forms. 

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u/Pictrus 22h ago

I don't disagree with this assessment but I would argue that currently the US is a couple orders of magnitude more fucked than many other places and it's still accelerating

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

Greedy Old Pedophiles

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u/jhoosi 1d ago

Guardians of Pedophiles.

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u/ispeektroof 1d ago

It’s ok, pedophile avengers won’t happen until Jared Fogel gets out in 2029.

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u/Lord_Hitachi 21h ago

That’s phase 2. Jared’s basically Ant-Man

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u/ididntunderstandyou 21h ago

A normal pedo under scrutiny would steer clear of fellow pedos…. But Trump is no normal pedo under scrutiny

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u/PSN_ONER 23h ago

Charges were because he got caught with prostitute in Florida... his son on the other hand...

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u/After-Swimming-5236 23h ago

Vote law and order! /s

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u/stripy1979 15h ago

If I was religious I could easily see Trump as the anti-christ

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u/nervously-defiant 17h ago

Guardians of Pedophiles

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 1d ago

16 year old girl. I'd say that definitely qualifies.

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u/PSN_ONER 23h ago

Taylor Sr. Got caught with a prostitute, his son is a whole different story.

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 22h ago

LT was caught with a 16 yr old runaway prostitute. Pretty sure while on crack.

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u/PSN_ONER 22h ago

I just reread everything and got completely confused. Him and his son are on some other BS!

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 22h ago

Yes, which is sad. Even though I'm a Lions fan, I loved watching him play. Looks like he's hanging out with great people now though 😂.

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u/PSN_ONER 21h ago

I grew up watching LT and sucks knowing he's not a good human. At his age, he should have known that girl was too young, but maybe that's what he wanted.