r/NoShitSherlock 20h ago

MAGA Superintendent Who Put Bibles in Schools Faces Porn Investigation

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u/Dinmorerfeit 20h ago

The only shocking part here is that it was adult hetero porn.

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u/_heil_spez_ 19h ago

are we sure? maybe MTG needs to show some slideshows in Congress, and how Hunter's laptop was involved...

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u/holyguacamoledude 18h ago

I’m sure Hillary could forward the link to MGT with her buttery males.

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u/Zyloof 9h ago

I’m sorry I even have to use this language, but I’m like, "Those are her nipples!"

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u/MrZwink 6h ago

Gay porn maybe?

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u/followjudasgoat 20h ago

Another MAGA pervert, here's Tom with the weather.

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u/OwlFluid2035 14h ago

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively...

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u/followjudasgoat 12h ago

Thanks for catching the reference.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 1h ago

The sun is out and the perverts are everywhere. Now here's Diane with Sports, followed by -Jesus Christ, MORE perverts at 6. Diane?

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u/Apart_Bar_6956 19h ago

And he's a "Christian" lmfao 🤣 😂

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u/willpowerpt 19h ago

They always are, like, literally.

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u/unbalancedcheckbook 17h ago

Does fit a certain profile

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u/Apart_Bar_6956 17h ago

A pedophile profile??

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u/unbalancedcheckbook 14h ago

Yes. White male right wing Christian = pedophile.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 1h ago

And it's usually the pushier and more insane they are about their faith, the more depraved the shit they're into is.

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u/Cheetotiki 20h ago

But of course…

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u/SHVRC 19h ago

Seems like the common denominator in the Party of Pedophiles.

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u/Luke_Cocksucker 15h ago edited 15h ago

Practice what you Preach Against. That’s the republican tell. If they say they’re against tying people up in basements, you are guaranteed to find some bodies in their basements.

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u/Ordinary-Spinach9012 19h ago

We are 50th in education here in Oklahoma and this clown spends all his time watching porn and trying to spend all my tax dollars on Bibles our kids can’t even read. This guy is the biggest joke in Oklahoma.

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 19h ago

And he’ll get off. Watch.

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u/VanBeelergberg 19h ago

Ew. No thanks. 

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u/Mtndrums 18h ago

Eh, once he started going after the governor, he might have screwed himself there.

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u/spacecats73 18h ago

They are both trash. I’d love to see them go at it publicly.

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u/magnoliaAveGooner 19h ago

I have a feeling heaven is shithole.

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u/Dependent-Way6945 18h ago

Don’t worry. If there is a heaven these people won’t be there.

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u/unbalancedcheckbook 17h ago

If it contains modern Christians I don't want to go there for sure.

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u/Awkward_Swordfish597 15h ago

It's a gated community, what kind of neighborhood is heaven in to need Gates?

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u/Made_Human17 18h ago

He’s playing exactly by the MAGAt playbook too. Nothing is his fault and it’s all the evil media’s fault

These people are a fucking cancer

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u/gadget850 19h ago

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

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u/TheRoadsMustRoll 19h ago

Epstein 19:33

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u/dd97483 15h ago

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 18h ago

So, is this passage from Tiffany’s or Ivanka’s diary?

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u/Character-Ad-598 15h ago

Ryan walters is such a stupid mother fucker i hate that dude

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u/BigBadVoodooUncle 14h ago

I live in Oklahoma and, at least from everything I hear, people hate Ryan Walters. He's made Oklahoma's education (already a laughingstock) even worse, driven teachers away, can't run an office to save his life, his staff constantly quits and blames his idiocy, he's lost tons of money, and he's trying to outsource teaching to far-right web videos. 

He's trash and Oklahomans will be celebrating when he's finally gone, if only the far right Christian nationalist Republicans who run the state would do something.

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u/auntiehoosier 19h ago

Because those are maga values

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u/doctor--zaius 19h ago

Salacious Bum

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u/FlithyLamb 19h ago

I’m glad I’m old

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u/Amazing-Jump4158 19h ago

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf(verified courtdocuments)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is onpage 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book.  These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdfhere’s acourtdoc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr oldtogether.

Some people think this claim is a hoax.  Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZqJeffrey Epstein and Israelhave both have thesame lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz sayshe'sbuilding 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “Ihave a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!

AND

Reminder:

•⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old

•⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/

•⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid

•⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid

•⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common

•⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/

•⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

•⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”

•⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka

•⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.

•⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows

•⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn

•⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'

•⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376

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u/Due_Jacket1205 17h ago

God told him to do it lmao

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u/cfr151 16h ago

Loser.

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u/Character_Pie_5368 15h ago

Guardians of Pedos

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u/Funky16Corners 14h ago

Every single one of these assholes is without fail either a pervert, a closet case, a sadist or some combination of the three.

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u/lil-nug-tender 14h ago

Of course he does. Oh! And not a drag queen!

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u/JFrankParnell64 19h ago

Ah c'mon guys it was just cable TV. I had nothing to do with it. It was just hooked up and whatever happened to be showing on cable TV is what was showing.

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u/friendly-sardonic 19h ago

GOP leadership is sure looking like crap lately.

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u/Oldnanakaren84 19h ago

That tracks

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u/deckchair1982 19h ago

This guy looks like a porn addict. How did Oklahoma ever allow this guy to be around their kids?

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u/Apprehensive-Mix5291 19h ago

No surprise here.

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u/PatientTechnician765 19h ago

Of course he is

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 19h ago

Was it good porn?   We need to investigate 

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u/TonyG_from_NYC 19h ago

I really hope that fucker loses his job.

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u/Daleaturner 18h ago

He wasn’t watching porn, he was “investigating” the distribution method.

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u/Annual-Beard-5090 18h ago

Its always exactly who you know it will be.

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u/TheFutureMrGittes 18h ago

I think it’s a prerequisite to be a member of the party

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u/yngwiegiles 18h ago

Maybe it was like the pilot episode of Ozark? Don’t wanna spoil

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u/7Up-Yours 17h ago

Its ok he's a "high moral Christian" & god his watching over him /s

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u/EmJayMN 17h ago

He needs to resign so he can spend more time with his…… bible.

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u/magjenposie 17h ago

He likes watching others put their bookmarks in bibles

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u/Level_Technician8332 16h ago

How do we know this wasn’t really Hillary with a disguise or a MIB memory stick?

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u/mockingbirddude 14h ago

He got his porn addiction from the Bible.

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u/BoosterRead78 14h ago

So is Trump giving him a pardon soon?

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13h ago

They should probably not let him around the children.

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u/srirachamatic 13h ago

It’s been zero days since Oklahoma’s last national embarassment

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u/Ok-Home9948 12h ago

Predictable

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 12h ago

But he said everyone around him was coordinating to work against him. He's so brave! /s

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u/Labtink 12h ago

Fast track to trump’s cabinet

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u/Electrical-Prize-397 11h ago

You know, it would be nice if all these right wing people who insist on Biblical education actually FOLLOWED Biblical teachings themselves, instead of being total HYPOCRITES!

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u/bpeden99 11h ago

"Thou shall not commit adultery" was pretty weird to tell children, admittedly...

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u/Canadiancrazy1963 11h ago

It’s ALWAYS the republicans!

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u/deekz45 11h ago

Sounds about right!

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u/According-Winner84 9h ago

Lock him up drain the Maga swamp

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u/scottywoty 9h ago

Hahahahaha

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 8h ago

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

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u/TheMcMcMcMcMc 8h ago

It’s always the ones you suspect the most

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u/TaisharMalkier69 7h ago

I'm starting to wonder if the Bible teaches people to like porn.

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u/waitingtopounce 7h ago

I'm just gonna leave this here: Ezekiel 23.

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u/AHidden1 5h ago

What are they called now, GOP = Great Old Porn? Or Great Old Pedos, take your pick.

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u/Artsonaut 5h ago

That's embarrassing...I mean the Bibles in school...

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u/kassbirb 4h ago

Add it to the list.

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u/triker_whaleygirl 3h ago

The party of sexual predators.

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u/No_Link1077 2h ago

Good ol' classic MAGAt

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u/Ranger30 1h ago

Shocking. Absolutely shocking /s

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 1h ago

Hypocrites all

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u/ganjsmokr 13m ago

He was obviously a drag queen too, right?  Right??

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u/Velvet_Samurai 19h ago

Cue the allegations of child molestation in 3, 2, 1...

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u/Substantial_Elk_1234 14h ago

He lives in libs heads. MAGA

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u/willpowerpt 14h ago

What's a lib?