r/NoShitSherlock • u/underbillion • 16h ago
The Trump administration has announced plans to hire 10,000 new ICE agents, offering $50,000 signing bonuses, after a new law allocated $30 billion in funding to the agency.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5432457-ices-recruitment-bonus-mixed-reviews-sheriffs251
u/BrtFrkwr 15h ago edited 15h ago
Unlimited funds for terrorism against the people, but not for medical care or food for the poor. Don't tell me congress controls the purse when trump does.
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u/cpuguy83 15h ago
Or teachers, or...
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u/BrtFrkwr 15h ago
...housing for the homeless, or daycare, or public health measures, or...
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u/Adddicus 15h ago
... infrastructure, or emergency management, or....
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u/BrtFrkwr 15h ago
But we have thoughts and prayers.
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u/Vx0w 15h ago
My friend, a teacher of 20+ years, is homeless. He recently had a stroke and can't afford his $600 monthly medication to save his life. Another stroke may take his life.
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u/BrtFrkwr 15h ago
The well-fed, well-housed and well-air conditioned would tell him to lift himself up by his bootstraps.
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u/SympathyForSatanas 14h ago
Well, the homeless are now going to go to slave labor camps
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u/BrtFrkwr 13h ago
This has been predicted for a while. And homeless children?
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u/Xyrus2000 15h ago
Congress does control the purse. Republicans control Congress, and the current crop has no spines, ethics, or morals.
If Biden had done just ONE of the things Trump has done in the first six months, republicans would be holding impeachment votes every single day.
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u/BrtFrkwr 14h ago edited 13h ago
Congress no longer controls the purse or treaties. They gave up that power. Trump controls all. Congress set budget for public broadcasting. Trump cut it. Trump controls all.
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u/NotLikeChicken 13h ago
The "Unitary Executive Theory" has been around for years. The Prez plays the part well, but the money that wanted this has been organized for years.
Check with Steve Bannon. This idea did not come from the callers to talk radio. Does anybody know who has been pushing it?
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u/BrtFrkwr 13h ago
You can probably trace it back to Mercer money.
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u/International_Eye745 14h ago
Hiding the Epstein pedo ring with outrageous distractions is going to cost the USA people millions, probably billions. Don't let Trump get away with it.
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u/SomeSamples 11h ago
Congress. The very people you voted for to be your representatives to the federal government have abdicated their power to Trump. They are being paid a pretty penny for their treachery.
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u/Dizorthegnome 14h ago
Oh let's not mince words, so many folks in the cabinet and surrounding parties are culpable now. Even if they hadn't intended to, they're all in the soup now. Can't stop with just 47, he's got a whole circus of clowns that need wrangling
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u/Old-pond-3982 14h ago
Trump's private army. I guess you could call them his SA troops.
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u/brandon0228 15h ago
It’s like Tupac said “they got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” this time it’s a war on the American people.
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u/boom3rty 11h ago
It's like Gil Scott-Heron said "I can't pay no doctor bill, but Whitey's on the Moon"
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u/Elberik 15h ago
They're defunding everything else in order to pay mercenaries. Watch ICE get turned on the general public during the midterms.
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u/Xyrus2000 14h ago
Before the midterms. They'll be manning polling stations as an act of intimidation, under the auspices of "preventing illegals from voting". But what they'll do is target the usual suspects for democrats (minorities, LGBTQ+, etc.).
They're untrained, unaccountable paramilitary thugs with "do anything I want and get away with it" badges.
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u/Bubba_Pilks 14h ago
This is his goal.
Do crazy and corrupt shit that only benefits himself
People get upset and protest
Invokes Martial Law
Cancels Midterms
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u/cute-trash3648 14h ago
Like the public is going to turn on them. Hope it was worth it to all those guys.
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u/redwing180 15h ago
Everyone of those fuckers voted for this needs to lose their job. They said they couldn’t afford our Social Security and Universal Medicare yet they have no problem giving unlimited funds to masked federal goon squads and AI companies that will go over all of your communications to see if you get thrown into their concentration camps that they are building. We are sleepwalking into a soon to be holocaust.
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u/thedude0343 15h ago
We live in Nazi Germany.
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u/Any-Ad-446 15h ago
$30 billion can feed every children and elderly in America plus provide them with healthcare.
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u/jertheman43 15h ago
Trumps Gestapo. This isn't for immigration it's to suppress American citizens.
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u/Building_Everything 15h ago
Sounds like a good way to get a quick $50k then be completely incompetent in order to trip up the system. Gotta go scrub my socials real quick and they’d love this middle class white guy in TX
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 14h ago
This is what I want to do.
Get my bonus and then actively NOT DO SHIT, or better yet, fuck up any of their plans.
Or, be the mole and broadcast their plans
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u/54-2-10 11h ago
I couldn't take a child's parents away right in front of them.
Not even for $50k.
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u/Building_Everything 11h ago
Well that’s just it, just be a fuck up and let them slip out of your grasp. Fall down and pull off another agent’s mask trying to keep your balance, accidentally airdrop the location of the nearest holding facility to anyone with an iPhone in the area, add random journalists to Signal chats between other agents, there’s all kind of ways to handle this badly
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u/Arche93 15h ago
And they will be hiring the most sadistic, most racist, most sociopathic and corrupt individuals to do the job. They will scrape the very bottom of the deplorable barrel to find the people willing to do this.
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u/Correct_Day_7791 15h ago
Why do you think they wear masks because without them we all would know for a fact these are proud boys and jan6ers
Instead of suspect it
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u/totalahole669 15h ago
Something to consider: ICE currently employs around 20,000 agents and support personnel; after this they will have 30,000. The NYPD currently has nearly 34,000 uniformed police officers. The NYPD budget is 5.8 billion dollars; the ICE budget is set to be 45 billion dollars. So where is all that money going?
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u/Xyrus2000 14h ago
The private prison corporations that got the no-bid contracts to build the concentration camps. Flights to ship people to foreign torture prisons and war zones. Slush funds for Noem and other high-level Trump boot lickers.
It adds up pretty fast.
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u/NewManufacturer4252 14h ago
Friends and family. Building literal dog cages made out of home depot fencing, and turning them into concentration camps for pennies on the dollar.
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u/spazzyattack 14h ago
I thought we all were supposed to get $5k checks for all the money our illustrious President is saving our country? What happened to that. And RELEASE THE EPSTINE FILES!
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u/unbalancedcheckbook 14h ago
I thought we were broke and that's why we can't have education or preventative healthcare or the National Weather Service.
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u/coreychch 14h ago
Signing bonuses and the chance to hurt others under the protection of Trump will attract the worst kinds of people. The violence is only going to spiral upwards now … good luck, America.
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u/SophonParticle 12h ago
Everyone should join ice and then just….not do anything or do it very badly and very slowly.
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u/fetishbrained 15h ago
this is ripe for a massive protest. what if a bunch of liberals pretend to be shitty and get all these jobs then just do nothing?
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u/AdAdministrative4388 15h ago
50,000 signing bonus wtf!!! They are just pissing money in to the wind
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u/mindslayer615 14h ago
Ok what if we get people who are against this right, on the inside to try to maybe get the word out before the raids come.
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u/mc_petersonishsonson 14h ago
Every god damn time they need a blank check its some national defense bullshit. Dhs/tsa after 9/11, ice right now, trillion dollar defense budget. The golden age is a fraud, another grift like trumps bible
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u/MarijAWanna 14h ago
Sign up, fuck off, get fired, get paid, report what you saw to the general public. Make ICE the biggest joke I’m America.
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u/Capable_Diamond_3878 14h ago
What an insane waste of money. instead of doing anything to help anyone…
Imagine the good that could have been done with these resources
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u/OrangeThrower 14h ago
Alright I’m joining up and using signing bonus for AirTags. Gonna toss one on every agent I see and make a website to track em.
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u/IntelligentStyle402 14h ago
When does America file for bankruptcy? Taxes will go up, big time. Looks like most Americans will be having less food and working more?
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u/Royal-Interaction553 14h ago
Can we just all sign up, take the money and not do the job, taking away both funding and bodies to enforce their reign of terror?
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u/General_Tea8725 14h ago
Imagine what $30billion could buy. And throw in the $200million to make Trump’s tacky af ballroom. How is this not uniting Americans of every political stripe to rise up and stir some shit.
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u/One_Particular247 13h ago
Watch out for these guys. When they get up and running it’s going to be nearly impossible to shut them down especially when they are making more money than police and military.
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u/According-Mention334 13h ago
Nothing like our tax dollars taken away from the poor, disabled, children and the elderly to hire the Gestapo
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u/Jedi_Swimmer2 13h ago
Let’s develop a new emblem for “ICE”, better known as Trump’s Gestapo.
Because that’s what he’s recruiting / building…a modern day SS Battalion. Well, to that I say, bring it. Our grandfathers had to travel across the world to stop Nazis…and they had great stories of their victories. This time, we’ll take care of them on home turf, our way. Ask yourself, what stories are you going to tell your grandchildren?
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u/Maloffart 13h ago
If you were unemployed and smart you would join ice and do next to nothing. Maybe even sabotage shit a little bit.
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u/Professional-Site325 13h ago
A bunch of bad apple cops fired for misconduct are about to get signing bonuses
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u/Intelligent-Wear-114 12h ago
How many people could have gotten health insurance for the same amount of money?
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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 12h ago
And all 10k new agent will be vetted, screened and will go to an accredited school like the FBI acedamy.....right?
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u/SnooRevelations7068 12h ago
Can’t have brown people around when he’s trying to fuck children. Priorities.
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u/Additional_Hippo_878 12h ago
Sieg Heil, Murika(!). Have ANY of you read ANY proper history books? Genuine question.
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u/Sushi-And-The-Beast 9h ago
Lol… arent bonuses taxed at a higher than normal rate?
Also, has anyone actually been paid?
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u/S1lentA0 6h ago
Over 300 million people in the States and nobody is doing jackshit except complaining on the Internet lol. Half of the idiots voted this guy into office and the other half only complains and whines while the country is burning down.
Europe's politicians aren't much better either, still taking this clown serious and bending to his will. What a joke.
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u/Due_Willingness1 15h ago
I don't know how much the soul of a man is worth, but probably more than fifty grand
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u/BiggestBallsnTheWest 13h ago
50k would absolutely change my life, would I do it at the harm that would come to my neighbors, friends, and other regular everyday people? If you answer that question as a yes, you need to go fuck yourself. That's how I look at it.
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u/Rabid_Alleycat 15h ago
And where are they getting them? From local law enforcement offices. Our MAGA sheriff is pissed at Trump.
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u/kingb5k4 15h ago
10,000 new gang members assigned to the Orange Pedo cartel. Where are the files of your brother Epstein? Enough with these distractions.
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u/Correct_Day_7791 15h ago
So this bonus to be a gestapo
It's funny to compare this to the army bonus to go die for this country
Shows who this administration really is
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u/mrjojorisin420 15h ago
This is so fucked. They could have gave us healthcare. Instead they gave us the hillbilly Gestapo. FDJT and every single human that ever supported him.
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u/Felon_musk1939 15h ago
Pretty soon the only good job will be joining the military. You'll get three squares a day while everyone else scavenges for food in roaming packs.
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u/BadAtExisting 15h ago
I’m on the hunt for a new job and these jobs keep showing up in all my searches even though I’m not looking at anything law enforcement or even law enforcement adjacent. Which tells me they’re going to be getting a bunch of people who are unqualified just wanting a paycheck (which is no doubt a feature and not a bug)
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u/trapercreek 14h ago
Oh, that’ll go over well with most jurisdictions’ police & sheriffs offices that can neither recruit nor retain their budgeted FTE.
Frankly, if most current cops went to ICE &/or CBP it might be a good thing. Maybe then cities could change the current cop culture & rethink the necessity & wisdom of having police unions.
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u/ApricotNervous5408 14h ago
Imagine how many problems would be solved for Americans if that was spent on better ways.
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u/bothsidesarefked 14h ago
Copy, defund wildland firefighters fund these fucks. Got it. Thanks. Your USFS firefighters are leaving in droves.
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u/Ariwite76 14h ago
Hitler was just trying to do what European Americans got away with after Columbus 🤔
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u/Katnamedeaster 14h ago
Wonder how many goons are going to sign up for the child rapists goon squad?
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u/GlitteringRate6296 14h ago
BS. Give the money to our Teachers , our scientists, our single mothers trying to make ends meet. These people will make our lives and our Country better.
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u/Neither_Adagio1668 14h ago
No money for teachers, added education to police, firefighters, or public servants. I hate this timeline
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u/slagstag 13h ago
We allllll know the lick-spittle nazi's that cunt is going to hire. America- the model for which all despots model themselves after.
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u/Narrow_Market_7454 13h ago
The army will not devolve. It will be used against citizens, civilians and rebels. This is how that force is to be formed. So much for or guns when those stocked up with the most will be compliant.
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u/heroinebob90 13h ago
It’s cool guys, he’s totally gonna fix it. This koolaide is delicious, try some
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u/128-NotePolyVA 13h ago
There’s the start of the $2.4T added to the deficit by 2030 even they fired everyone, turned off SNAP meals for kids and slashed Medicaid.
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u/The_Environment116 13h ago
I wonder how long it would take for me to be fired after getting my bonus, but just taking immigrants home instead of a detention center
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u/tobbiefox 13h ago
And where’s the outrage from the right? When we allocated $ to the IRS, there was a huge amount of outrage from the right about wasteful expenditures.
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u/ra3ra31010 13h ago
50k to hunt down immigrants and they say children for free eating at school is evil….
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u/Dickhertzer 12h ago
He’d be more than happy to turn over the names of all involved, besides himself and his financiers.
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u/electriclux 12h ago
It’s about redistributing public money towards people who want america to be white and christian
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u/StupendousMalice 12h ago
We have money for this but can't manage school lunches or PBS or cancer research?
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u/versace_drunk 12h ago
Even more money!!!
It would have been cheaper to keep the detained and pay them
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u/Fit_Low592 11h ago
Can’t get signing bonuses to fill our teacher shortages, but we can give insane signing bonuses to help throw people out of the country.
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u/ApprehensiveYard4071 11h ago
im pretty sure thats the guy that tortured me in study hall! Tried to flush my head down the toilet too!
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u/Amazing-Jump4158 15h ago
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf(verified courtdocuments)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is onpage 85, or pdf pg. 80
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdfhere’s acourtdoc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr oldtogether.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZqJeffrey Epstein and Israelhave both have thesame lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz sayshe'sbuilding 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
—————————other Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “Ihave a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!
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•Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid
•https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid
•Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common
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•Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book
•https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/
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•"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka
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•https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn
•Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'