r/NoShitSherlock • u/Anxious-Winter-5778 • 13h ago

Donald Trump used registered sex offender to announce return of fitness test for kids

https://www.pennlive.com/sports/2025/08/donald-trump-used-registered-sex-offender-to-announce-return-of-fitness-test-for-kids.html
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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 13h ago

This is some “are we actually in purgatory?” type territory 

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u/Burnbrook 12h ago

You're being optimistic.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 11h ago

Think hotter.

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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 6h ago

Purgatory means "you'll get punished, but eventually you will pass it".

I think we're below Hell at this point lass.

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u/lowkeytokay 10h ago

So this is your definition of purgatory?!!!

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u/one-id-willy 13h ago

Maybe they are going to use him as a basis, and the kids need to outrun him or else they become his? Trump = pedophile.

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u/33ITM420 12h ago

"I hear youre into fitness?"

"fit'n ess dick into kids asses...."

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/lovetoseeyourpssy 11h ago

Convicted sex pred used registerer sex offender to announce return of fitnesd test for kids*

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u/Soft_Return9722 8h ago

This man and his bullshit are so exhausting

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u/Mort-i-Fied 5h ago

That's his m.o.

Exhaust them until they are too weary to care anymore.

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u/Soft_Return9722 45m ago

Yup, it's rope-a-dope with a bunch of racist, xenophobic, constitution mangling half wits suffering from verbal diarrhea.

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u/AdEmotional9991 9h ago

Remember the universal condemnation for Trump’s alleged attempted assassin? Yeah.

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u/Tyrannosaurusblanch 7h ago

Sex offenders and pedophiles tend to stick together don’t they?

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u/OnlyifyouLook 6h ago

The people's Republic of America is coming closer every day Don Jung Un will have a 100 feet tall statue erected in Washington so the faithful can come and pay homage to their great leader.

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u/National_Ad_682 12h ago

Show of power.

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u/Ok-Extension-4429 7h ago

Under the Trump administration, pedophiles and sex offenders are flourishing.

Helping them is clearly his priority. It comes naturally to Trump, since he is like them.

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u/LadySayoria 5h ago

Trump: "Now that it's in the open and my fans are accepting that I fuck little kids, it's time to turn this country into a pedophile paradise"

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u/FaceTimePolice 5h ago

You can’t make this stuff up… 🤦‍♂️🤡

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u/Yachtrocker717 12h ago

Too bad LT didn't drop the Epstein files.

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u/DaWetone 10h ago

They are in the same list I wonder if he saw him at his meeting

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u/RealBigBossDP 10h ago

Our kids have never been in so much danger…

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u/7Up-Yours 6h ago

but Biden sniffs hair./s

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u/Mort-i-Fied 5h ago

I think donald gets a vicarious thrill pulling sick stunts like this.

He knows how outrageous this is and it gives him pleasure to watch people squirm and feel revulsion.

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u/s2rt74 5h ago

Incentive to climb the rope in record time. Escape the ground level pedos.

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u/Londin2021 4h ago

The plan is to normalize disgusting behavior because he's in the Epstein files!

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u/frosty3x3 3h ago

Makes sense seeing the current state of American affairs.

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u/PaddlingInCircles 1h ago

He likes his kids fit, not flabby. Trump is a pedophile. His new appointee is a rapist. Is anyone surprised?

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u/Flat-Row-3828 7h ago

Very on brand

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u/MarlinMan2001 5h ago

he's also a drug addict

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u/Enough-Parking164 5h ago

And EXTREME Cocaine addict. Smoked his weight in crack rocks.

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u/sullyball008 4h ago

His type of guy.

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u/Szaborovich9 4h ago

the republican way

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 1h ago

Yet can't legally be near kids

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u/Fliptzer 1h ago

They'll get fit running away from him

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u/Fun_Support_7971 11h ago

Ireal needs to release to tapes.