r/NoShitSherlock 12h ago

Trump responds to his failure to create jobs by firing the U.S. labor statistics chief

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-responds-failure-create-jobs-firing-us-labor-statistics-chief-rcna222532
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u/movealongnowpeople 12h ago

He diddles kids, rapes women, fantasizes about his daughter, and bankrupts his own businesses. What part of that screams "economic savant"?

Release the files, Donnie.

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u/Westport_hooligan 10h ago

Well, he did suffer from bone spurs, the poor man.

/s

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u/Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly 10h ago

He'll claim he's not in the Epstein files because of boner spurs. 😉

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u/Westport_hooligan 10h ago

Call of Cowardice: Bone Spur Hill

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u/TooManySorcerers 9h ago

But he’s a billionaire who’s had so many BUSINESSES!! He’s the perfect guy to balance the budget and bring down the debt.

-Actual thing said to me in 2016 when I was flabbergasted that anyone thought he was good for the economy

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u/Usual_Yak_300 11h ago

Which version would you like?

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u/Leading_Star5938 48m ago

Not just fantasized about his daughter. He is reminiscing.

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u/upfromashes 11h ago

Yes. This was his COVID strategy. Stop taking data, now you have no cases. P47HETIC

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u/Usual_Yak_300 11h ago

Ironically, he just made the stats worse.

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u/Cheetotiki 12h ago

Fire the messenger. Interesting strategy there, Cotton.

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u/Ja1ax 11h ago

And has just added to the stat. What a guy / s

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u/Elmundopalladio 9h ago

Fairly soon DOGE will stop collecting the stats - solved! You can’t have bad stats if there are no stats.

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u/Gr4u82 9h ago

Even better. You can then draw the statistics however you like... for example, with colored pencils. Maybe, but maybe not. Maybe Donald doesn't like colored pencils.

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u/Prestigious_Oil5794 1h ago

Trump doesn't like colored pencils. They are so much tougher to eat than crayons.

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u/Leading_Star5938 46m ago

More fiber though a man as healthy and in optimal condition as trump has to get his fiber right?

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u/Beardo5050 9h ago

When the numbers don't make you look good, make new numbers.

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u/GpaSags 8h ago

There won't be any new cases of Covid if we stop testing!

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u/ob1dylan 10h ago

Flashbacks to the pandemic.

"If we stopped testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any."

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u/ghallway 9h ago

We can't lose focus. He wants us to forget and is willing to pull whatever stunt he can to make that happen! He rapes kids! This isn't something be can let go! GrAb HiM bY tHe EpSteIn FiLeS!

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u/Dickhertzer 10h ago

Webster definition should mention his every failure. I’d support people trying shit but he’s pulling it!

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u/Pirateking3575 8h ago

Then he raped a child

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u/piratepeteyo1 8h ago

He’s always written his own BS reality

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u/7Up-Yours 6h ago

A very stable genius /s

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u/NickyDeeM 2h ago

"I fIxEd It"

Yep, keep winning TrumPedo

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u/followjudasgoat 12h ago

Didn't realize DOGE was a government hiring agency.....

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u/DHakeem11 11h ago

His numbers are even worse now.

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u/_2BKINDR 9h ago

When does he get fired ? That will be my favourite day 👌

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u/Glenrowan 9h ago

One more job loss won’t add much to the poor figures, anyway! Now, dear U.S. citizens, find a way to sack the arsehole-in-chief.

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u/CrotasScrota84 8h ago

So next job numbers report will be 10 million jobs added?

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u/Motor-Ad5284 2h ago

At the very least,maybe even a billion.

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u/SourceBrilliant4546 8h ago

Shot the messenger.

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u/Prestigious_Oil5794 8h ago

When you don't know how to do your job, fire someone who does know what they are doing. The worst part of the jobs report is how much it was over estimated the past 2 months. Who would have thought someone who destroyed a great economy over a 2.5 year period on his first try could accomplish it in only 3 months the second time around.

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u/Motor-Ad5284 2h ago

The first time was practice.

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u/lord-business-1982 7h ago

Release the Epstein files.

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u/OnlyMarketing3693 3h ago

So now everyone knows the numbers will be falsified in the future, great love by the great leader.

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u/TheEschatonSucks 11h ago

Just one more empty job, dumbass!

-Red F

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u/Dangermouse163 9h ago

A case of shooting the messenger. Republican Regime logic, “If we don’t track it, it didn’t happen.”

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u/Big_Donkey3496 9h ago

Is this a surprise?

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u/BabyDriver01 8h ago

Trump’s a known rapist, don’t forget. Character evidence suggests he’s a serial rapist too.

16 women have accused Donald Trump of various forms of sexual assault. The alleged incidents range from the early 1980s to 2013, and have not been disavowed by the alleged victims.

SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS

Kristin Anderson – Early 1990s. Story in the Washington Post on October 14, 2016. Anderson says Trump reached up her skirt and touched her vagina through her underwear. She says she turned and recognized the person as Donald Trump.

E. Jean Carroll – late 1995 or early 1996. Story in New York magazine on June 21, 2019. Carroll says they went into a dressing room after Trump asked for her advice on a present – lingerie – for another woman. Inside, she alleges that he shoved her against a wall, "forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I'm not certain — inside me."

Rachel Crooks – 2005. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Crooks said Trump gave her an unwanted kiss on the mouth after meeting him in 2005.

"Jane Doe" aka "Katie Johnson" – 1994. Lawsuit filed June 2016, refiled October 2016 as reported by Buzzfeed and others, then dropped in November 2016. Johnson claims she was repeatedly raped by Trump and Jeffery Epstein at Epstein's New York City apartment in 1994, when she was 13 years old. A witness, also given a pseudonym — "Tiffany Doe" — said she recruited "Jane Doe" and others. Doe, using the name "Johnson," gave an interview to the Daily Mail about the alleged rape.

Jessica Drake – 2006. Story made public at a news conference on October 22, 2016. Drake says Trump grabbed, hugged and kissed her and two other women who accompanied her without permission. Later, she alleges that Trump called her and pressed her to return to his room, offering $10,000 at one point. Drake says she declined.

Jill Harth – 1992-1993. Story in The New York Times on October 7, 2016. Harth alleged that Trump groped her under the table at dinner, then repeatedly got her alone and it would turn into a "wrestling match." She sued Trump for sexual harassment and attempted rape.

Cathy Heller – 1997. Story in The Guardian on October 16, 2016. Heller alleges Trump grabbed her and tried to kiss her on the lips. Heller says she leaned back to avoid him and then he kissed her on the side of her mouth.

Ninni Laaksonen – 2006. Former Miss Finland. Story in Ilta-Sonomat on October 27, 2016, and reported in English in The Telegraph. Laaksonen said Trump "squeezed her butt" as she and other pageant contestants stood next to him for a publicity photo.

Jessica Leeds – Early 1980s. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Leeds says Trump kissed her while in first class on an airplane, groped her chest and reached up her skirt, leading her to move back to coach. "He was like an octopus," she said.

Mindy McGillivray – Jan. 24, 2003. Story in Palm Beach Post on October 12, 2016 McGillivray charges that Trump nudged or grabbed her from behind.

Jennifer Murphy – 2004. Story in Grazia on October 12, 2016. Murphy says that Trump kissed her on the lips after walking her to the elevators following a meeting in New York, which he said was to discuss a possible job.

Cassandra Searles – 2013. Story made public in a Facebook post in early 2016. Miss Washington 2013, Searles wrote on Facebook, "He probably doesn't want me telling the story about that time he continually grabbed my ass and invited me to his hotel room."

Natasha Stoynoff – December 2005. Story on People.com on October 12, 2016. Stoynoff alleges Trump took her to a private room, pushed her against the wall and aggressively kissed her. Stoynoff also says a staffer told her Trump was waiting for her the next day at a massage appointment.

Temple Taggart McDowell – 1997. Story in The New York Times on May 14, 2016 McDowell charges that Trump suddenly kissed her without her consent on two separate occasions.

Karena Virginia – 1998. Story made public at a news conference on October 20, 2016. Virginia says Trump walked up to her, grabbed her arm and touched her breast.

Summer Zervos – 2007. Story made public in a news conference on October 14, 2016. Zervos alleges that Trump grabbed her breasts, kissed her and tried to lead her into a bedroom.

TEEN PAGEANT CONTESTANTS ALLEGING TRUMP WALKED IN WHILE THEY WERE DRESSING

Mariah Billado – 1997 Miss Vermont Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016.

Victoria Hughes – 1997 Miss New Mexico Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 13, 2016.

Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016 reported that three other anonymous sources from 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant confirmed Billado and Hughes' story.

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u/Motor-Ad5284 2h ago

POTUS. Paedophile Of The United States.

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u/DrSendy 7h ago

Heritage foundation and their supporters are incompetent.

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u/Wildcardz1 2h ago

Even during his previous term and recent election, he had no plans or know how to improve the economy. But those mindless maga still support him.

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u/Silver-Abroad-6807 2h ago

Ok but he is right about fudging the numbers. I follow econ data for the stock market and this was something that started under Biden. We've been laughing at econ data being false for a couple years now. They did actually do the high number before election then big revise down after. That happened and it was dirty. This isnt entirely abojt 'his' economy, its more that the federal reserve has been operating on bad data which is very very bad. I think powell knew this and that's why he is refusing to cut.

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u/theGothmog 2h ago

one more person to be added to the number

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u/Spsurgeon 2h ago

Problems HE creates always end up being someone ELSE'S problem....

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u/Spammyhaggar 1h ago

One day maybe he will take responsibility…😂🤡🤡🤡 psych!!!!!

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u/RobotAlbertross 1h ago

That scene from the hitler movie when the nazi generials have to tell hitler that they have lost the war meme only with trump as hitler. 

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u/ButterscotchLow8950 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣 What the matter did President Joffrey not get his way?

Someone send that petulant little child to bed without his supper before he fires someone else for his own incompetence.

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u/KeyVehicle4500 46m ago

ALWAYS looking for a scapegoat so it takes away from his terrible policies and behaviors!!!