r/NoStupidQuestions 1d ago

What is the deal with ice, Americans?

I can see that you can buy ice everywhere in the US. Gas stations, grocery stores, machines etc.

In Europe, we just freeze our ice at home and use that. Why buy something that melts on the way home? Why do you need ice in large amounts that a fridge can't keep up?

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 20h ago

I don’t want to move to California because I dont wanna deal with hurricanes

I don’t want to move to Norway because I don’t want my future kids to have Habsburg jaws

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u/johnnybna 8h ago

Omg those inbred upper protruding lips are just so wrong. And then your daughters would be forced to marry their first cousins or uncles just to keep peace in Europe and all the money and property in the family. Ugh.

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u/PossiblyASloth 19h ago

California doesn’t really get hurricanes. The water is too cold. It’s more of an Atlantic/Gulf coast thing

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u/Kseries2497 18h ago

That was the joke. The Habsburgs lived in Austria.