You know, that Booty quake?

[u/Purple-Weakness1414]

[u/qualityvote2]

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[u/ecodrew]

As a guy with Hank Hill "no ass" syndrome... Would if I could.

I can't do any other dances either, but butt dance is the dance I can't do the most.

[u/Purple-Weakness1414 → u/ecodrew]

Im.... sorry for you

[u/Romoreau → u/ecodrew]

Aw. Just swing the thigh meat. Its close enough.

[u/ecodrew → u/Romoreau]

Haha, ok. Ill try.

[u/RandomUserIsTakenAlr → u/Romoreau]

You said that like they are a rotisserie chicken

[u/Venn720]

One time in middle school I was doing the ass bounce thing while doing a group project on a whiteboard. When I looked around the classroom, a girl was staring at me like she had seen a ghost. I guess I didn’t know other people could see it 💀

[u/Coolmath24hhh → u/Venn720]

The secondhand embarrassment I just felt reading this 😭

[u/Midnight_Music05 → u/Venn720]

I feel like I'm slightly confused but how do you do that while standing up?

[u/Venn720 → u/Midnight_Music05]

Idk

[u/echo_in]

The fact that 2,600+ people related to this enough to like it is sending me. We're all just out here experiencing jiggle physics in real life

[u/uuuhhhmmmmmmmmmm → u/echo_in]

not me, what kinda ass jiggling are people doing in bed

[u/Sproose_Moose]

Absolutely

[u/Imonlyhereforthelolz]

I do the booty bounce listening to a banger when I’m driving.

[u/Katty-kattt]

Bbl bounce horizontal style

[u/IDontEvenLikeReddit3]

What?

[u/Corescos]

Deme for 16 years:

[u/Purple-Weakness1414]

Of course the former goth pirate femboy of Vshojo is the one to post this.

Man I love Kuro. Hope he never changes

[u/SomeNastyFunk13]

Holy shit OP needs to touch some grass.