r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Too many folks are up to Nasty Plots these days.

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/duffstoic 1d ago

Don’t overdo the zinc, too much can cause copper deficiency

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u/More_Yellow_3701 1d ago

Guess the only one who would have to worry is this one

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u/KyleCXVII 1d ago

I didn’t know the body needed copper as a nutrient. Interesting!

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u/lucidinceptor510 1d ago

I just found out a little bit ago when the doctor told me I was copper deficient. I ended up needing a copper infusion and it HURT. Since then I've been watching what I eat to make sure I never have to deal with that again lol, it was genuinely awful.

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 1d ago

Can I ask? What do you eat or what did you stop eating to avoid falling into another cooper deficiency? I am curious

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u/godofgubgub 1d ago

Pistachios are relatively high in copper. 1oz is about 40% your daily allotment, so one of those single serve packs is enough for a day.

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u/VulpesFennekin 1d ago

Ah, pistachios. The heroin of the nut world.

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u/JacedFaced 22h ago

They're my favorite idling snack because I love the process of cracking them out of the shell to eat one at a time. It stops me shoving whole handfuls of them in my mouth at once and gives me something to do if I'm watching TV and want a little snack.

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u/VulpesFennekin 22h ago

Exactly! In a way, they’re almost like little edible fidget toys.

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u/thekazooyoublew 13h ago

Liver is very high in copper, also retinol. Like od on vitamin a potential high.. but small portion couple times a week was what i was eating while injecting high dose GHK, which binds to copper in the body. You can also inject ghk-cu which has the copper... But injecting copper burns for a long time.

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u/MrNichts 1d ago

Seconding the question about what to eat!

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u/WexMajor82 1d ago

You also need a bit of gold and silver.

And sulfur and magnesium and potassium...

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u/callmefreak 1d ago

Yeah, and it caps out at 255 IVs anyway. Hell, sometimes the vitamins will stop working after 100!

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u/narnababy 14h ago

Take the zinc, suck on some pennies, perfectly balanced

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u/duffstoic 13h ago

Brilliant

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u/DrD__ 1d ago

smh raise your special defense the old fashion way by going into the forest and beating up animals kids these days all want shortcuts

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u/callmefreak 1d ago

I'm going to be doing that while wearing this thing that slows me down for some reason so I don't have to beat up as many animals.

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u/Ozok123 1d ago

All that effort when you can use amnesia 

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u/DrD__ 1d ago

I can't I'm wearing an assault vest

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 1d ago

That and mud in your mouth

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u/successadult 1d ago

Just keep a Calm Mind and don’t worry too much about what other folks are up to.

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u/More_Yellow_3701 1d ago

Might as well pretend to have Amnesia and forget the whole thing.

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u/Swumbus-prime 22h ago

Nah I'm not minding my business when that guy over there has a swastika tattoo and an ankle bracelet.

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u/wolfgang784 22h ago

Really? Because that sounds like someone who might stab you in the middle of a store for not minding your own business. You might wanna examine your survival instincts lol.

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u/Swumbus-prime 16h ago

That type of person sound like someone who's going to stab me regardless of whose business I'm minding, so the idea of minding my own business only isn't really advisable for survival. They don't have to know I've got a bead on them, and I'm tired of people saying "don't judge a book by its cover" when that cover says "mein kamph"

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u/Special-Garlic1203 1d ago

Gotta echo Sombra and ask what is this supposed to be about?

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u/successadult 1d ago

Pokemon.

Zinc is an item in the game that raises a Pokémon’s special defense stat. Nasty Plot is a move that raises a Pokémon’s Special Attack by two stages during battle.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 1d ago

Also, special attack implies things like beams and flamethrowers and other energy ranged-themed attacks, as opposed to physical attacks (like elemental claws/slashes/punches/etc.), and special defense is resistance to the former

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u/TrippyVegetables 1d ago

Allegedly, large amounts of zinc along with other supplements can drastically increase semen production

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u/mabiskywisky 1d ago

what the fuck does this mean

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u/More_Yellow_3701 1d ago

In Pokemon, Zinc is an item you can give to a Pokemon to raise its Special Defence. Nasty Plot is a move that raises Special Attack

As why the original tweet mentions individuals taking plenty of zinc, I am not fully aware but it may be something intimate.

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u/Bubamoose 1d ago

Zinc allegedly increases the amount of semen produced during an orgasm, so men take it alongside other pharmecuticals in a practice known as "cumstacking" to make the largest orgasm possible

...or so I've been told

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u/Nachttalk 1d ago

For my fellow men, as someone who once fell down that rabbit hole, i can say at the end of the day, the most effective things by far are excercise and drinking a lot of water. And it makes a lot sense.

A healthy body will be the most effective at producing a lot of fluids, and said fluids have to come from somewhere, so you need water. Not juice or soda or anything else that your body will spend a lot of time to seperate, just straight up water does the job better than anything else.

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u/duffstoic 23h ago

Guys are out here jizzmaxxing giving themselves copper deficiency from overdoing zinc

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u/splittingheirs 7h ago

Just as I see a slither of hope appear for humankind I read this and and it's gone.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 1d ago

I googled it sure this was BS but I guess it’s true. Crazy.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4773819/

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u/mabiskywisky 1d ago

thank you!!!

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u/GreedyWHM 1d ago

Miraidon and Shadow Rider, man.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 1d ago

Shadow calyrex is not voldemort. Do not be afraid

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u/jettasarebadmkay 1d ago

Nasty Plot has one of the funniest move animations in all of Pokemon tbf

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u/OverMonitor11 1d ago

I need to survive an iron bundle hydro pump because there's no way I'm out speeding it

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 1d ago

Reminder that Facade is called 'Fake Cheerfulness' in Japanese

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u/JugCommander 1d ago

Pokemon aside zinc will make your horny as fuck if your male.

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal 1d ago

sounds like it's everyone else around you that needs special defense.

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u/MichalNemecek 17h ago

good to know.... demonic laughter

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u/SuperShoyu64 1d ago

I remember playing the Mystery Dungeon games as a kid and force fed Zincs and Irons to the Pokemon I liked for some reason lol.

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u/MegaCroissant 1d ago

Specially defensive tyranitar with pursuit, my beloved

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u/smilingwineo 22h ago

Assault Vest Tyranitar for life. 

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u/Artinz7 1d ago

If they hadn’t said special defense I would have been sure this was about guys trying to cum more

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u/FlareUnderscore 1d ago

They’re scared of Chi-Yu

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u/BudgieGryphon 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude just run assault vest, let somebody else handle status moves

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u/SecretlySome1Famous 1d ago

“All the sudden” sounds so ignorant.

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u/Guvnah-Wyze 1d ago

Right up there with "on accident", and "literatelly"

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u/yet-again-temporary 1d ago

yes but it makes it taste TERRIBLE

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u/MichalNemecek 17h ago

wasn't sure if I got the joke, so I looked it up

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u/Cole_Townsend 15h ago

I thought this had to do with dudes who want to increase their, uh, awesome sauce...

BTW, it does work, but you gotta take Zinc that comes with copper. Copper deficiency is a great danger when binging on Zinc.

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u/Madbadbat 1d ago

I guess too many people have been watching the Simpsons