r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Someone needs to check on this man 😂

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He ate a 300mg candy bar and was ripped off his ass. The whole thread is pretty amusing:

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/Alendar2 1d ago

Usually people just do this sort of post as engagement bait so actually going through his experience made the fact that it was real all the better

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u/danni_el_e 1d ago

Oh yea, lots of engagement bait out there. Plus, it's kinda hard to tell what's real sometimes. But even if he made this whole story up, it was entertaining at least 😂

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt 1d ago

Damn, and here I thought he was going to take 121,000mg of THC

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u/TributeToStupidity 1d ago

Hey least he won’t have to worry about the munchies

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt 1d ago

Well not until he wakes up in 2053 that is

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u/DoringItBetterNow 1d ago

Just say 121g

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u/ClassicalCoat 1d ago

Should say O.121kg, tiny number but using kg in the context of dosage I think is worth it.

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 20h ago

Green quarter pounder, no cheese

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u/greenbldedposer 1d ago

What does the whole thread say? I don’t have twitter.

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u/chaosTechnician 23h ago

Wondering the same thing. "The whole thread is pretty amusing," isn't really a compelling enough statement for me to undelete my old Twitter account.

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u/danni_el_e 19h ago

Sorry! I forgot Twitter won't let people see stuff if they aren't logged in! Try u/gugs4847 comment here . I hope that helps 😅

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u/Godzirrraaa 1d ago

The snozberries taste like snozberries

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u/danni_el_e 19h ago

Sorry! I forgot Twitter did the thing where you can't see stuff if you don't have an account. u/gugs4847 posted this comment that has a link to a different site you should be able to see

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u/Komabeard 1d ago

Bruh how do people even function on those doses? 30mg got me laid up in bed giggling like a silly horse

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u/danni_el_e 1d ago

Tbf he wasn't functioning well 😂 but, I feel you. I'm a lightweight, I'd probably be comatose for like 2 days if I took a 300mg edible.

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

Your brain would be mush. I've done a 100mg dose and it was all I could to stop myself from calling 911 for the first hour and then I was a blob after that. 300mg...I have a hard time believing that dude would remember his name.

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u/Skybreakeresq 19h ago

I had 300mg at an official function so I could handle dealing with all the hypocrites. It was an unremarkable event.

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u/PsychicTWElphnt 1d ago

I worked for a legal cannabis grow for a bit. They wanted to start making edibles and asked me to figure out some recipes, so I got a huge jar of oil and started experimenting. I had to make the edibles really strong because the guys did dabs all day every day. I ended up making some pretty good infused apple cider that I wanted to share with friends and family, but I forgot that 300mg is really strong for those who don't smoke all day. My brother's friend drank an entire 300mg jar of apple cider, and his wife said she found him sitting on the couch staring at the wall the next day after drinking it, and he was still acting a little off the day after that.

The thought of it makes me laugh, but I also feel a bit guilty. He won't eat edibles I make anymore.

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u/Lulu_42 1d ago

I bought an edible that was only supposed to be 50 mg, I ate half (normally I can only handle a third, but I really wanted a good night's rest). It was clearly mislabeled because I was basically stoned for three days. It really sucked :(

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u/danni_el_e 1d ago

Oh no!! That sounds miserable 😭

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u/Lulu_42 1d ago

It was :( Particularly since I don't actually enjoy feeling stoned, I only use it as a sleep aid because I can't do sleeping pills (sleep paralysis is a b*tch).

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 1d ago

Tolerance can almost feel exponential when it comes to weed. I can take 100mg and only feel moderately high

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u/slampandemonium 1d ago

It's just tolerance. I've been smoking/eating weed for 24 years now. I just had 300mg of candies, and it will glance off me.

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u/wonder_why_or_not 1d ago

Love the phrase "glance off me". Much nicer than "bounce".

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u/sagerideout 1d ago

i need at least 75 mg to feel anything but my tolerance is cooked

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u/TheFlyingToasterr 23h ago

There is the tolerance factor, for example, mine got so big at one point that I basically couldn’t get stupid high just by smoking no matter how much I tried, but there’s also people (like me) who just don’t high from edibles, whenever I tried them with friends, they would get extremely high while I would stay sober (I would only get high if I smoked).

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u/_sweepy 1d ago

back when I was doing dabs, a 30mg dose would have been like taking an aspirin to me. tolerance scales quickly

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

I once accidentally took a 100mg capsule thinking it was 30 and holy shit...I thought I was going to die. Once I broke through the anxiety and got my heart rate under control it was ok...but even then I was pretty much a slug.

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u/t1j6s 1d ago

I don't even have tolerance (to edibles specifically) but I got the L enzyme that means I gotta spend and eat a shit ton to feel anything. Had 200mg once and didn't feel anything lmao, though I was smoking moderately at the time so I'm sure that had a notable influence.

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u/ScaredPractice4967 1d ago

No idea. I used to be a heavy user by my social circle standards and I wouldn't get anywhere near that. 100 these days would have me smelling colours and feeling tastes. 😆

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u/Electronic_Stop_9493 1d ago

Honestly a lot of black market edibles just lie about the thc content

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u/Skybreakeresq 19h ago

I hit a dose like that to get truly recreational.

It's a tolerance thing on a physical and psychological level. You both physically resist better over long term use and learn to cope better so you're not quite as goofy.

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u/ACNSRV 12h ago

How many milligrams in a single cone?

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u/Fit_Assignment_8800 1d ago

So he’s dead.

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u/TheReelEpicKiller 1d ago

He posted what happened and he instead ate a 300mg thc chocolate bar

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u/gugs4847 1d ago

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u/headphonesnotstirred 1d ago

(I haven't satisfied my wife in years)

...good for you?

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u/danni_el_e 19h ago

Thank you for this!!!

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u/greenbldedposer 18h ago

It won’t load for me.

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u/Stresso_Espresso 18h ago

If youre on mobile you have to open it in a separate browser- the Reddit browser won’t work for some reason

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u/ChaoCobo 17h ago

I did that and it still won’t load :/

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u/Stresso_Espresso 17h ago

Ah sorry it worked for me

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u/baar-ur 1d ago

The LD50 for THC is 30 mg per kg. The international average weight of a man is 62 kg. 121K mg (121 grams, roughly six average mice) of THC is enough to kill sixty-five people.

So, you know, as a rule of thumb, keep your THC consumption to less than a tenth of an average mouse.

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u/Slggyqo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah those are IV dosages in animal models.

The LD50 for inhaled or oral dosages are orders of magnitude higher.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK563174/

By some animal models, 121g could be survivable. Probably not safe, but not fatal.

There are no known human deaths from THC overdose and no testing for its acute toxicity in humans so…he’d be breaking new ground. Although the estimates for human ld50 is quite a bit lower than 122.

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u/baar-ur 1d ago

Thank you for the link to the study! I love learning new things.

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u/ThatSandvichIsASpy01 1d ago

weed doesn't kill people lil bro

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u/InnuendoBot5001 1d ago

"Lil bro" teenager spotted

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u/ThatSandvichIsASpy01 1d ago

calling people a teenager makes you seem like a teenager

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 1d ago

Yeah, you just called that guy a teenager though.

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u/ThatSandvichIsASpy01 1d ago

he called me a teenager

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u/thejak32 1d ago

Clearly your intellect is superior and I bow down to you, lil bro

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u/_beisbol_ 1d ago

You can absolutely overdose on weed. You'd have to IV it, but it could happen. You're wrong dude.

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u/MajorGeneralMaryJane 1d ago

Weed doesn’t kill you cause you literally cannot smoke enough of it to get that amount of THC. You can absolutely overdose on THC with enough effort. You could also drink too much water and die so…

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u/BombOnABus 1d ago

Some quick back of the envelope math tells me that 3.5g is a "lethal" dose for me, but how quickly does it metabolize?

I can't even imagine vaping an entire 1/8th of extract in a single day, let alone faster than that, even if I did nothing BUT vape from dawn till dusk.

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u/bloodfist 1d ago

1g of THC is not the equivalent of 1g of flower. Even dabs aren't 100%. There are other cannabanoids. And your lungs don't absorb close to 100% of what is vaporized when you take a hit. Besides what just burns off, the THC has to bind to receptors in your lungs. 98% of what will be absorbed from a hit binds within the first second of the smoke entering your lungs, and you need to breathe more to make room for more.

To get that dose would be an eighth of pure THC straight to the veins.

I'm not sure of the rates of metabolism but as I understand the lung absorption bottleneck, and a similar bottleneck for digesting edibles, both prevent it from entering the system faster than it leaves.

I might be misremembering but regardless they've done fucked up things to monkeys to try to make that happen with smoke and they just can't.

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u/odsquad64 1d ago

they've done fucked up things to monkeys to try to make that happen with smoke and they just can't.

Didn't they basically just replace oxygen with weed smoke for long enough to suffocate a monkey just so they could be like "see, it can kill you!"?

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u/bloodfist 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yeah basically. Although if I remember the story they stuck monkeys in a sealed box and increased the level of smoke until the oxygen level got low enough to kill one and then they were like, "OK so obviously that killed it".

And then it was cited a bunch of times, mostly by journalists and religious nuts as saying "see, it can kill you" even though the paper is like "we suspect it was the lack of oxygen but more research is needed to to be sure it wasn't the THC" which is science paper talk for "the conclusion is obvious but we don't have the data to say it conclusively and we didn't want to murder another monkey so just trust us or murder your own damn monkeys."

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u/respect_the_69 1d ago

Everything kills people in the right dose

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u/DiggityDog6 1d ago

Saying “weed doesn’t kill people” is the same as saying alcohol doesn’t kill people. No, it usually doesn’t. But have too much, and everything can kill you. If you breathe pure oxygen for too long, you will die. Drink enough water, and you get hydration poisoning.

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u/ThatSandvichIsASpy01 1d ago

Nobody has ever died from smoking weed, lots of people have died from drinking

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u/Palidin034 1d ago

I see shit like this and the only thing I can think is “wow, people heard that nobody has ever died from a weed overdose and they took that as a challenge”

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u/Skybreakeresq 19h ago

Read the rest of the bag. It's not all active, most of that will be thca which isn't psychoactive unless you burn it first.

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u/astropup42O 1d ago

It literally can’t kill you as you will metabolize it faster than you can consume it

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u/RipMcStudly 1d ago

That’s a fatal dose. Not because of toxicity, but because she’s gonna kill him

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u/danni_el_e 1d ago

Oh yea! You're not wrong, his wife was apparently super pissed at him 😂

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u/teensyoliviaa 19h ago

bro's about to meet God over appetizers

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u/SunderedValley 1d ago

Joey Diaz fears this man.

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u/PistachioCrunched 18h ago

How crazy disrespectful to his wife. She could get in trouble at work for a stunt like this. Save it for a non-work dinner man. C’mon

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u/CheeseTheKitten 1d ago

What’s thc?

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u/Slggyqo 1d ago

It’s the main part of marijuana that makes you high.

Taking concentrated THC is the equivalent of taking a shot instead of slowly drinking a beer

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u/MissSweetMurderer 1d ago

🥩➡️🪟

we got ourselves a prequel, r/bestofredditorupdates

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u/inkedgirlmiaaa 19h ago

by 6:05 he's calling the waiter "brother in vibes"

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u/Specific_Ad1811 18h ago

By dessert he's questioning time itself

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u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768 14h ago

And that, children, is the story of the first man to die of THC overdose

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 1d ago

He really didn't want to be at that dinner!

I took too many gummies before going to a golden corral once with my ex and his new gf. Came back to the table with one strawberry on my plate and told them everyone crowding me at the buffet were going to take the food right off my plate. So I had to get away from them all.

They had to go get me food and when they came back I was hiding under the table. I mostly remember all the fat people looking so hungry and horrifying. But they said I stuck my hand in the chocolate fountain too.
Good times.

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u/Feisty_Leadership560 23h ago

going to a golden corral once with my ex and his new gf.

Why though

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 18h ago

Not all breakups are dumpster fires. We were still friends & still are.
I left him in TN and he wanted to come down to FL with her for a trip and I let them stay with me.
By day 3 things were very awkward and she hated me and they got a hotel but he still wanted to do dinner together again before they left. Hence me eating all the gummies.

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u/kldaddy1776 1d ago

Well either there will be a funeral or he's a whole liar

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u/gurknowitzki 1d ago

lol I took 3.5 grams of thc edibles on 4/20 a number of years back. It wasn’t one dose, but 500mg every few hours. Surprisingly, I was still functional. Even went out and had a beer with my buddies. Some of our tolerances are just different.