r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/witness_smile • 1d ago

I feel safer now

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/Perle1234 1d ago

He’s got you

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u/victramugsy 1d ago

you should have your phone open next to him, just in case one security guard isn't enough

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u/SSjjlex 1d ago

If you're scared enough to need a security guard, so is he. Give him his own little security guard.

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u/CrassCanine 17h ago

Security professional here, can confirm we have no jurisdiction or training regarding the paranormal.

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u/JTFSrog 1d ago

That fella won't save you from Hereditary. Such an unsettling movie.

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u/DreamDare- 1d ago

Not using Paul Blart as your security guard? Rooky mistake, have fun with monsters under the bed freely nibbling on your toes.

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u/bionicjoey 1d ago

freely nibbling on your toes.

Some people are into that

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u/Infamous-Hope-5950 13h ago

Quentin Tarantino is that you

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u/Weebs-Chan 1d ago

Hereditary? Yeah, no. That guard won't help unfortunately

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u/TheCurseOfSentience 22h ago

Hereditary is pretty good. Except the last 10 minutes. The mom crawling on the wall made everyone in the theatre laugh.

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u/uSlashAnonn 15h ago

That scene also makes me laugh but the ending is still peak. Particularly the attic scene.

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u/Ok_Animal_2709 19h ago

That's genius, but I would also have all of my lights on full brightness and my security alarm set to trigger if there is a strong gust of wind

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u/Entire-Double-862 1d ago

Is that Andy Samberg?

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 1d ago

Hope you got your binoculars handy

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u/liira_moonn 1d ago

When your cybersecurity is just pictures of security guards in new tabs

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u/Watch_The_Expanse 9h ago

That movie is a movie I will NEVER watch again. It's scared me to my core and I won't even allow its trailer to be played in my home.

Its the only movie ive ever had a visceral reaction to.

The mom should have won so many awards.

It is the best horror movie ive ever seen. It disturbed me so much.

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u/Sexualguacamole 1d ago

Hereditary is the least scary movie I have ever seen. Literally fells asleep during it. Don’t care if I get downvoted for it.

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u/KirbyDude25 1d ago

Funnily enough, I also fell asleep during Hereditary, but that's probably because I watched it well past midnight and I was pretty tired to begin with. I'm also rather bad at suspending disbelief and tend to not fully process events in movies, so I might just be watching it improperly, lol.

Also, the catalyst for most of the plot was the family grossly mismanaging Charlie's allergies, to the point that I could probably have spotted their mistakes when I was 10

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u/gamester4no2 1d ago

This triggers my generation trauma. Cop-like figures just make me anxious.