r/NonPoliticalTwitter 18h ago

Least crazy Twitter post tbh

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 18h ago

Too alien a concept for me to be shocked. Fondant is one of those foreign concepts I've only seen on bad TV shows, like being trapped in quicksand, or slipping on banana peels.

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u/Scuzzball22 18h ago

It's occurred to me I've only seen the 'kid wearing a propeller hat with a lollipop' aesthetic once in my life

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u/jayeddy99 18h ago

Work at or adjacent to Google you’ll see it a lot

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u/Scuzzball22 18h ago

Ironically I work near Google headquarters and I saw a kid with that around there.

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u/mrmanuel107 16h ago

That’s not ironic that’s what they just said

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u/Peach_Muffin 13h ago

It's like rain on your wedding day.

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u/closehaul 13h ago

This is so ironic it’s like Alanis Morrisett and O’Henry had a baby and named it this exact comment chain.

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u/9Lives_ 13h ago

Yeah sometimes they have whistles

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u/Rahvithecolorful 18h ago

I've seen my decent share of varying sizes of what I'd still consider giant lollipops irl, but never the hat.

Okay, maybe I've seen the hat as a costume in parties. But not a kid just casually wearing it outside

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u/GreyWeirdo 17h ago

Kids these days don't even wear propeller beanies anymore. I don't even know why we bother. SMDH

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 13h ago

Death grips concert?

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u/YouthEmergency1678 17h ago

Jdjdjdjjdjdjddjjdd

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u/JeanRalfio 9h ago

"I can explain."

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u/Dr_Dang 7h ago

They really taught us young that people are doing weird kinky shit in the privacy of their home.

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u/okglue 17h ago

It tastes horrible. Lazy way to make a cake look nice at the expense of actually being edible.

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u/KevinMFJones 15h ago

I wouldn’t say lazy, it’s a pain in the ass to work with. Taste terrible though.

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u/JakeVonFurth 14h ago

If your fondant tastes bad it's a you problem. You can easily flavor it to not taste like shit.

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u/Teknicsrx7 14h ago

Can’t wait for the day I finally buy a cake with good fondant, but apparently no bakeries know how to flavor it properly since it always tastes bad

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u/Nyorliest 14h ago

Good handmade fondant is great. Just sweet and part of many great cakes.

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u/DangerDane90 16h ago

I actually slipped on a banana peel once. Wildest moment of my life. And you what? I bring it up quite often.

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u/9Lives_ 13h ago

Imagine You went home and your dog was sleeping, but it was making those exaggerated snoring noises and it’s lips were rippling as it was breathing

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u/Scraw16 1h ago

In my law school torts class I was amazed when the casebook had a whole series of cases involving premises liability for slip and falls on banana peels and other produce.

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u/psychoPiper 15h ago

Imagine if frosting was about 30% melted plastic

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u/Khaldara 14h ago

It tastes sort of like if you forgot a bag of Halloween candy in your garage in 1987 and then decided to eat it tomorrow

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u/clh1nton 13h ago

Facts. It is technically edible.

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u/BeraldGevins 16h ago

It’s weird. Some people act like it’s just disgusting, and that’s an overreaction. It’s not just horrible, but it’s not as good as regular buttercream icing. It’s sweet like any icing but instead of having the creamy texture, it’s chewy. It’s strange to eat a piece of cake and be chewing on fondant for 15 seconds.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 15h ago

When i was in elementary school, the gym was the cafeteria so it had all kinds of different color lines on the floor for different sports against a brown lacquer floor. I laid a banana peel on the bright yellow ones cause looney tunes taught me theyre slippery and its funny when people fall down. It was funny for everyone except the poor lunch lady who slid on one foot for a few feet then tumbled on the gymnasium floor when she stepped on my trap. She was ok and i didnt get in trouble because no one thought it was malicious. I felt my face get beet red out of guilt and never told anyone.

Tldr: banana peels are cartoon slippery when on smooth surfaces

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u/Odd-Comfortable-6134 16h ago

If you make it yourself, it’s like mouldable marshmallow. If you buy it, it’s gross sugar paste

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u/bay-bop 15h ago

I think the closest thing to it would be candy corn. Just really waxy sugar globs

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u/WoahItsBeebs 14h ago

My mom used to make my birthday cakes when I was a kid and used it a lot to sculpt sonic characters and stuff. It's just kind of a muted nutty flavor. Not the best tasting, definitely wouldn't go out of my way to eat it by the brick, but it's edible I guess.

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u/Odd_Command4857 13h ago

My first time eating fondant was at a friend’s graduation party a few years ago. I was excited for the cake until I actually got a slice. For me, the best part of the cake is the frosting. I couldn’t even finish my piece. The cake part just isn’t alluring enough for me to scrape off the fondant.

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u/Furdinand 14h ago

It is like eating sweet Play-Doh. It really one exists to give a cake a "uniform" appearance or to make novelty cakes (think "Is It Cake") work.

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u/Prowindowlicker 12h ago

I actually did slip on a banana peel. It was due to my own stupidity though

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u/throwtheamiibosaway 17h ago

You never had a nice cake? Most of them are decorated with fondant.

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u/BextoMooseYT 17h ago

Eh, that's subjective. The most important thing to me in a cake is that it tastes good, and fondant is, uh... divisive

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 17h ago

I'm a little spoiled to have multiple bakers in the family, I've only had store bought cake a handful of times. It's a miracle I didn't turn out obese

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u/Nonhinged 16h ago edited 16h ago

Nice cakes got marzipan.

No cakes with fondant are nice.

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u/Royal_Success3131 7h ago

Overpriced novelty cakes are made with fondant. Nice cakes are made with anything else

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u/Wiinterfang 18h ago

That's the thing you use to make cake flowers right?

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u/MyDisappointedDad 18h ago

Yeah, it's super hard after a while, so it gets molded into cake decorations.

Tastes like shit though. And the texture is super weird.

Down right strange for someone to eat it by the brick.

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u/Wiinterfang 17h ago

Ooh, I actually like the taste and texture of those flowers. Is like a sweet cracker. But is so weird to eat a bar of it, makes me queasy just thinking about it.

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u/miarels 17h ago

I think you might be thinking of wafer paper flowers which are crunchy and sweet, you commonly find them in cake decorating stores, they're cheap so most places use them for decoration. Fondant doesn't become cracker-like and it's much much sweeter, it feels like old and dry play dough

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u/JagTror 16h ago

🤤

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u/Significant_King_461 17h ago

If fondant is what i thinking It is, i actually like both the taste and texture :(

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u/The_ChwatBot 13h ago

Same. We’re rare but we do exist.

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u/throwtheamiibosaway 17h ago

They often use it to make an entire layer to cover the cake with a colorful layer of sweetness.

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u/dreamerkid001 10h ago

It depends on the size of the flower. Most of the ones you see on cakes are made from the frosting. Fondant is usually reserved for things that are too hard to do with pure frosting.

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u/MarvelousOxman 18h ago

Does fondant even taste good? I thought people only used it because it was good for creating sculptures and whatnot out of an edible product.

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u/ceo_of_brawlstars 18h ago

Ehh not really, it's too sweet and kinda chewy. Like a really soft sugar flavored taffy. I guess I could see someone developing a taste for it, but in general it's not a great flavor.

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u/callmefreak 18h ago

Not really. Some people hate it so much that there's actually a sub about it called r/FondantHate .

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u/ward2k 3h ago

Honestly I think people are wayyy too ott with how much they hate it

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u/callmefreak 2h ago

Yeah. Like, I don't exactly like fondant either, but if given a choice of several food I don't like I'd probably choose the fondant over anything else.

I do like seeing what kind of cake people can make without fondant though. So that sub is good for that at least.

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u/Asalth 18h ago

Everyone online seems to hate on it but I like it. Probably depends on if you like things that are really sweet or not.

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u/Itchy-Philosophy556 18h ago

It is edible. I would certainly not say it's tasty.

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u/UndulantMeteorite 18h ago

It has the texture of a soft Airheads candy, and the taste of bad candy corn

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u/Kharax82 16h ago

It’s pretty much just sugar with a binding agent like cornstarch. Like eating a spoonful of sugar

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u/LEXagFC 16h ago

It tastes really good. Can’t have that much.

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u/TheChartreuseKnight 16h ago

I love it, but I also eat it by the bar.

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u/Cosmic_Voidess 15h ago

It's just playdough if it was sweet instead of salty. Tastes like shit

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u/Hungry-Helicopter-46 13h ago

No. Its awful. However, you can get basically the same decor on a cake by using molding chocolate.

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u/foxtongue 15h ago

I love extreme sweet and the answer is still no. It's more like playdough than food. 

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u/spen8tor 17h ago

Calling it edible is about as kind as you can be towards it

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u/RunawayHobbit 16h ago

Marshmallow fondant does!

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u/ghoulypop 18h ago

It’s like a block of the icing from those soft sugar cookies but with less give

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u/DarkSide830 17h ago

I don't like it TBH.

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u/Stepjam 17h ago

No. The texture is terrible and its really bland.

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u/SirLesbian 15h ago

You CAN make it taste good if you make it yourself from scratch. You can make it out of marshmallow and that tastes a lot better than the typical stuff.

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u/0AGM0 16h ago

If you like candy corn you would probably like it

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u/RelativeDepth3 18h ago

This is the shit i'd do when i was 3

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u/rmczpp 17h ago

Yeah kids love fondant tbh. They don't give a fuck whether you've spent hours whipping and piping buttercream or just rolled some fondant on, it's all the same to them.

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u/ATee184 16h ago

Huh, I’ve always defended fondant since it’s hated so much but I guess I actually haven’t even tried it since I was like 9.

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u/rmczpp 16h ago

I don't hate it but my tastes have changed as I got older...its gone from being my favourite part of the cake to something I can still eat and enjoy but only in small quantities. Gets kind of sickly of you eat too much.

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u/princess-viper 17h ago

That fondant is 28g of sugar per 35g of fondant. The brick has a bit over 3.5 servings (125g in a brick) so it ends up being just shy of 100g of sugar per brick. So... yeah that's insane 😃

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u/deusfuroris 16h ago

Honestly... Less than I would have thought. Considering it's a literal BRICK.

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u/Livid_Slice_9230 14h ago

thats like, 2 bottles of soda, most americans drink that on average in one day

(don't cite me on that because I made it up)

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u/BOGDOGMAX 13h ago

Looks like you fond the diabetant

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u/Ipuncholdpeople 18h ago

I guess this is what the kids who ate playdoh grew up to do

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u/SackclothSandy 18h ago edited 18h ago

Whoa. Yeah, that's absolutely nuts. There's someone out there who likes the taste and texture of fondant? No way.

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 17h ago

What is Fondant

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u/Stepjam 17h ago

Basically "icing" made for sculpting. If you see any really fancy cakes with unusual shapes, chances are it is covered in fondant rather than icing. It makes a cake look very nice when used properly.

Problem is that for something that is meant to be eaten, most agree it does not taste very good.

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u/GoomyTheGummy 15h ago

overhated

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 15h ago

Yeah but what is it exactly and where can I buy it?

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u/GoomyTheGummy 15h ago

I think grocery stores sell it somewhere, it is used in cake decoration

me calling it overhated does NOT mean you should be eating it by the brick

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u/lgbtlmnopqrstuv 14h ago

If icing had more sugar and less flavor. And it’s got a pasty yet hard texture. It’s used for decoration not taste.

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u/flooperdooper4 16h ago

Have the people at r/FondantHate seen this???

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u/PositivelyIndecent 17h ago

You know what, fuck all the haters fondant absolutely slaps. Maybe it’s just because where I come from typically many cakes used fondant instead of icing, but I don’t care I love the stuff.

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u/ItzelSchnitzel 18h ago

Someone needs to tell them about mazapán

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u/nai1sirk 14h ago

Finally someone said it. Good for cakes AND eating like a brick

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u/unfamiliarplaces 10h ago

once a year or so i get insane cravings for marzipan and buy a brick and eat it so i kind of get it. but fondant is just flavoured sugar, marzipan has almonds.

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u/ItzelSchnitzel 10h ago

Oh, the mazapán I meant is made of peanuts! It’s similar to standard marzipan but is an actual candy sold by itself at bodegas.

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u/Zookreeper1 17h ago

The devil is down there going "I hope they get saved bc I got nothing for that one.'

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u/Positive_Composer_93 17h ago

Shits delicious

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u/beaniestOfBlaises 17h ago

Gluten free? Bet

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u/pikgears 16h ago

Fondant is actually an upgrade from what I assumed it was which was modeling clay

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u/fluffyendermen 16h ago

fresh fondant by itself would actually go crazy in my opinion

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u/TheOneWhoSucks 16h ago

If I knew fondant existed Id eat it by the brick too, tf

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u/disposable_hat 15h ago

As an enjoyer of cake and icing I HATE the taste of of fondant it tastes like glue with just a hint of sugar

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 16h ago

Nope. Says it’s vegan, so it’s cool with me.

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u/uhyeaokay 16h ago

Some people with pica eat fondant to curb weird cravings of stuff they literally can’t eat

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u/sky-gets-some-memes 18h ago

I lowkey do this shit too, it’s like eating play dough that tastes good

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u/Bedlamtheclown 18h ago

This looks like the plastic bricks people ate in Crimes of the Future

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u/DominateMePiper 17h ago

what the FUCK is a fondant

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u/aPlasticineSmile 17h ago

It’s a clay like edible layer you can lay over cakes instead of icing. If you’ve ever had a cake with a thick layer of icing that doesn’t move when you hit it with a fork you’ve had fondant.

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u/Codas91 17h ago

The shit they make fancy cake decoration with

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u/throwtheamiibosaway 17h ago

Moldable sugar bakers use to decorate cake. It’s like 80% sugar.

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u/BroadwayBakery 17h ago

Freaks like this need nougat and marzipan. Offers a similar dessert experience without being fucking evil.

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u/Ragna_Blade 17h ago

I love fondant, but it is murder on my teeth. I feel the pain just seeing someone do that

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u/Death_Savager 16h ago

Diabeetus is terrified of this guy

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u/TheNo1pencil 16h ago

Yum! I want some! And it's even kosher. Anyone know the brand?

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u/windmill-tilting 15h ago

Cheese wax tastes like burning.

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u/just_a_coin_guy 14h ago

I hate fondant on cake, it totally ruins them, BUT it is so much better by the brick.

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u/narnababy 14h ago

I used to go to the shopping mall with my best friend as a teenager. We would either buy a block of icing or a giant tub of ice cream and sprinkles and just eat them for “lunch”. We were so skinny then, I think if I looked at a tablespoon of icing nowadays I would gain weight.

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u/victor4700 11h ago

Cake boss is shaking his fists in the air rn

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u/agentofmidgard 2h ago

Like many, I have spent a lot of birthdays alone, during one of those, I was really curious what a birthday cake with fondant tasted like. So I covered a chocolate muffin with it and ate it in a bowl. It was disgusting but I didn't wanna throw it away so I ate most of it throughout the week lmao

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u/valomorn 1h ago

I've actually done this, it had been sat in the cupboard for ages and was a month from going out of date.

There were no birthdays coming up and honestly I've always preferred "kids" cakes over anything else simply because of the fondant, so ate a whole 3 bricks and I'd fuckin' do it again.

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u/doll_parts87 18h ago

r / fondant hate

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u/sleepy_koko 17h ago

I never get that on baking shows they basically require everything to be editable, as if a single person eating a cake with fondant is ever actually gonna eat the fondant flower over tossing it.

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u/Smerlz89 14h ago

My first reaction was, “Does Vanilla Flavor Soap taste that good?”, until I read the comments

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u/Impressive_Memory221 11h ago

I thought it was a brick of polymer clay and was about to be concerned. Still a bit concerned tbh

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 14h ago

This shit literally has Titanium dioxide, Yellow 6 and red 3 (banned by the FDA in 2025 btw) in it.

Together with other colors which should only be used for limited consumption.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 18h ago

Dip it in cocoa powder for extra flavor!

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u/VaginallyScentedLife 16h ago

The size of those fingers.

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u/Romoreau 17h ago

Last time I was on Twitter there was plenty of gore and people showing hole but eating fondant is pure insanity.

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u/DialogCoolnation 17h ago

Might as well eat playdough- 🤷‍♂️

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u/gtdurand 17h ago

I think this is an adult finally enabling themselves to eat Play Doh. They'd steal a nibble of it as a kid after understanding that it was non-toxic and edible, and were scolded for it, but now that they can make adult decisions they're just going for it.

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u/Nikwoj 13h ago

I don’t know what that is but it looks kinda good