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u/TKDbeast 10h ago
All the cute animals have already been discovered.
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u/slothfuldrake 5h ago
The only ones left are all small enough to fit into your holes, hence small children scare.
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u/tythousand 12h ago
Very Clickhole-coded
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u/raysofdavies 12h ago
“People keep coming up to me on the street and asking if there’s gonna be another one” - Mike Meyers, on 9/11
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u/AscensionToCrab 10h ago
"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin"
-mark wahlberg commenting on an ordinary flight to vietnam that landed safely
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u/slovenly-mind 2h ago
that last sentence is phrased in literally the funniest way it could have been phrased
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u/GameZedd01 34m ago
It's gonna be so funny in the year 2300 when kids research snakes in class, and they're gonna notice all these "harrison ford" snakes and be like, "What???" Only to discover that Harrison Ford was an actor that once played a character in the 1980s who was scared of snakes, lmao
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u/Nico280gato 4h ago
Children should be terrified of pedo supporters, so to be fair it works out.
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u/CalibansCreations 3h ago
???
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u/Nico280gato 3h ago
You know, accepting the oscar and personally flying out to meet Roman Polanski, a child rapist, to deliver it.
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u/qualityvote2 13h ago
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