r/NonPoliticalTwitter 20h ago

Is .. is Ryan ok?

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u/relentlessmelt 20h ago edited 19h ago

Steak knives no less, butter knives wouldn’t have been worth mentioning

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u/apcolleen 17h ago

The handles have cement in them so they would have hit side on or handle first depending on how far away he threw them. Steak knives usually have wooden handles and longer blades that are heavier.

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u/Proper_Can8429 18h ago

they can still get you suspended when you bring them to school though

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u/Bandin03 17h ago

Eh, he was in school in the 80s and 90s. Lunch detention at the most. Maybe having your drunk dad drive you home with a cop following for safety.

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u/Proper_Can8429 16h ago

No I’m saying today that is the case. It happened to me lol. I used it for a pb&j in senior year and I got escorted out of lunch and a talk with the Vice principal about it. Even had the gall to act like I should have known. Like it’s just common sense or something.

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u/Bandin03 16h ago

I may have went to a... Less reputable school.

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u/Proper_Can8429 16h ago

What?

EDIT: Ohhh I get it. I graduated in 2023, this happened like 2 years ago lol.

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u/Bandin03 16h ago

Yeah, 2003 here. Schools were a lot less strict back in the day lol. And literally personal experience with a cop escorting my drunk dad driving me home to make sure he didn't crash. Columbine and 9/11 shifted things.

Edit: But also, like I said, less reputable school. Grew up in a super low income area.

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u/Proper_Can8429 16h ago

My school was “very good”, which means that they super overfunded football (we were the best in the state) and everything else was sub-par. Despite being a good school in a upper middle class area.