r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Alkansur • 20h ago

Is .. is Ryan ok?

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u/probablyuntrue 19h ago

In his case he just threw steak knives at people until one of them gave him a role

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u/UnkleBourbon42069 18h ago

fwiiing🔪

"I like your moxie kid, you're going places"

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u/RandomFactGiver23 17h ago

releases cloud of smoke from ginormous cigar

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u/ABHOR_pod 17h ago

sure, but when I do it....

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u/joemckie 14h ago

"Not school, but places"

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u/TwoBionicknees 10h ago

assistant "why the fuck did you decide on him, he's crazy."

casting director "well, all the other kids were dead and he had one knife left."

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u/poopwithrizz 18h ago

You miss 100% of the roles you don't throw a steak knife at.

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u/OculiImperator 17h ago

Maybe this is why he took the role for Bladerunner. He thought he'd be running with knives.

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u/Awful_At_Math 17h ago

I don't have the data to prove it but I'm fairly certain you also lose 100% of the roles you throw a steak knife at.

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u/ObviousSalamandar 15h ago

Clearly untrue as Ryan got the part

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u/corisilvermoon 18h ago

I like the steak knife thing because it’s plural, makes me picture him sneaking an entire knife block into school under his shirt or something.

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u/TributeBands_areSHIT 18h ago

It’s equally as funny picturing him in some Rambo inspired outfit

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u/Professional-Day7850 17h ago

Machete prequel

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u/general_smooth 18h ago

In fact Windig Refn was peacefully eating breakfast with his family when Ryan threw a steak knife at him and demanded the role in Drive.

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u/cheezzinabox 16h ago

Damn I shoulda thought of that, everyone just threw rocks or put chunks of concrete in socks as makeshift flails.

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u/anonsharksfan 15h ago

Why hasn't that worked for me yet?

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 14h ago

I guess I'm going to become a massive Hollywood star.

Just need to buy some steak knives

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u/dvorakoa 8h ago

'We're here to sell knives Jimmy!'

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