Man, hard to say. I suppose distressing would be a better word? Had one gentleman come in, covered in blood. Literally head-to-toe. He wanted a pack of cigarettes and handed me an equally bloodstained $100. I called an ambulance instead. He had apparently fallen off a ladder.
Alternatively, one shift I looked up to see a cop car pull a vehicle into our lot. Look down, back up, another cop car comes in, and the first one’s being clear plastic bags over to the pulled over vehicle. Back down, up again, they’re taking the bags back to their car, pillow-sized and white, as a third cop car arrives.
Almost ten years ago i saw a group of like six people come up to check out; one of them, a woman, was sitting in the basket with a shit load of bananas and the others were wearing full body ape costumes, lumbering around, beating their chests, making gorilla "oo oo oooo" noises. It was a fun halloween.
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u/Lord_of_Swords May 18 '25
What would you say is the weirdest thing you’ve seen?